JAMESON YOU SLIME!! WHO'S THE ANON WHO POSTS THE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!?!?
B I G
>>79032555
I always thought it was sweet that JJJ protected Parker.
>_>
<_<
>>79032587
He may be an ass hole, but he did make a newspaper for justice. And Peter is just a teenage kid he's not going to sell him out.
Jonas is a good guy, he just has some trauma about people in masks cus i think his family died to a masked man.
When he sees spiderman he sees that masked man in some way, he just needs some counseling and jonas would be over the whole mask thing
>>79032555
HE'S THE ONE WHO CAN BRING ME TO HIM!!
>>79032555
Dresses like a Spider
He looks like a bug
We should all just give him one big hug.
Look out (Woo!) here comes the Spider-Man!
>>79032587
JJJ is the man, he's a cunt but his commitment to justice and integrity are legendary
>>79032555
if I knew that, he wouldn't be anonymous shit for brains
>>79032728
>Jonas is a good guy, he just has some trauma about people in masks cus i think his family died to a masked man.
sorta, his wife was killed in a mugging but he wasn't there at the time
the reason he doesn't like "heroes" is because his foster dad was a decorated war vet and considered a hero by all, but was a huge asshole at home and regularly beat him and his mom
WHAT ABOUT MY GENEROUS PROPOSAL? ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?
>>79035375
IT'S YOU WHO'S OUT GOBBY! OUT OF YOUR MIND!
>>79032555
that scene was great tbhfam
>the scene where spidey flips over the glider and it shanks Osborne
Osborne: "... Oh"
>>79035358
I thought it was because he championed common day heroes like firemen and Police officers.
>>79035387
Dude just generally doesn't like young kids doing stupid shit because crazy guys in masks and capes are doing them. He's always been against imitable acts.
It's the Human Spider!
Jameson, as originally created by Steve Ditko, was little more than an icon of Randian philosophy, the "corporate leech exploiting the talent of the individual" (as well as a veiled shot at Stan Lee). Jameson only developed the "crusader for truth in journalism" aspect of his personality after Ditko left. That was the doing of Stan, because he knew Jameson was a caricature of him and wanted to soften him up a little.
>>79035387
That was Ultimate.
>>79035440
>>79032555
Dafoe's delivery is soo fucking good.
THE POWER OF THE SUN
AT THE PALM OF MY HAND
>>79035375
It's you who's in, Gobby; insane!
>>79032555
A friend of mine had a theory that JJJ knew Parker was Spider-man all along.
>>79035911
I never got how octopus arms were supposed to help contain that thing.
I mean that is a miniature STAR, it should be able to burn your face off from hundreds of miles away. And he's just standing there poking it with his metal arms from ten feet away.
I love Doc Ock, it just seemed kind of dumb.
>>79032555
Why do people like this movie again?
>>79036052
explain
>>79036171
shills
>>79036178
Well, you know how Parker is actually Spider-Man? The theory goes that JJJ knew that.
>>79036171
Becuase classic Sam Raimi camp mixed with entertaining superheroics.
>>79036210
wait what?
>>79036171
Because it was a really fun movie and Tobey Maguire makes great faces.
>>79032555
J.Jonah Jameson should have his own book about being in charge of the Daily Buggle and the challenges of trying to explain to the Average Joe all the stupid bullshit that happens on the Marvel universe.
>What the fuck is SHIELD's job even and how much of tax payer's money are we dumping into this shit?
>What exactly is the USA's foreign policy regarding Latveria now that it's fucked? Are sending the locals any aid? Are we supporting any of the sides on the current civil war?
>What the fuck is the power cosmic and what do scientists know about it?
>Is anti-mutant Police brutality on the rise and is the Brotherhood involved with recent violent protests?
>>79036136
something adamntium arms something something
>>79032587
>That spectacular spiderman episode where he protects peter from Rhino
a real human bean
>>79036136
They could enter the mini-star's containment field without succumbing to heat and magnetism and maintain it.
JK as JJJ in the MCU when
Here's the real truth...
>>79037001
JJJ is the hero the world needs.
