Say something nice about him.
He's very Han-some.
>>78999431
I want a redemption arc and Helsa in Frozen 2.I'm aware this will never happen.
He is attractive and rich.
I really like his hair?
>>78999431
He did nothing wrong.
He would've made a good king.
>>78999431
He was more fit to rule a kingdom than a girl who clinged onto men on first sight and a girl with mommy issues
>>78999431
He knows Gaston
>>78999532
Wait really?
He never turned towards the camera and twirled his mustache.
>>78999431
He's hot and I think would be a nice power bottom.
>>78999502
King of a frozen wasteland with only one port. Dunno what the point was really.
At least he's German and not Scandinavian.
Germans beat filthy Scandinavian scum any day because Scandinavians are so dumb they make Australian abos look like geniuses. Not to mention abos are more attractive than any Scandi woman.
>>78999662
I dunno, I think those sideburns look pretty silly.
Now here's a handsome motherfucker.
>>78999715
Well once he handled Elsa than the kingdom would be a pretty good get.
>>78999431
I like his sideburns. They're cute in a retarded way.
>>78999828
The only 'kingdom' we see is that one shitty port town. Why they even have a castle is a mystery.
He was probably just in it for the prestige of calling himself a king.
>>78999883
Yeah pretty much.
>>78999431
He makes great sandwiches.
/tg/-related, but...
He's the best example of what a Rogue can do!!
>>78999971
An idiot sandwich, maybe.
He wasn't memorable enough for me to hate him.
He seems like he would be fun to tie to a bed and make aggressive love to.
He has a HUGE dick
>>79000111
Double trips confirm this.
>>78999431
I'm a guy and I would suck his cock
>>78999431
>Say something nice
You're going to kill me anyway, Missy
>>78999474
Me too, anon, me too. We can dream
>>78999431
He's ambitious, good at politics, excellent at swordfighting, better at leading and taking care of the citizens than either Elsa or Anna and probably kept a great part of the Arendelle population alive with his efficient emergency measures. Arendelle is indebted to him.
He also actively tried to improve his situation in life instead of crying in his bedroom at home about how shittily his brothers treat him.
Also handsome and suave and royal. And good with horses.
>>78999776
>German
He's Danish, if you must find an IRL counterpart
>>78999662
> power bottom
Imagine him riding dick with a smug expression.
>>79001094
>Danish
Well, then. At least he's not Norwegian. Norwegians are the worst people on Earth.
>>79001155
what makes you say that, anon?
>>79001292
Bad experience with Norwegian women.
>>79001342
Now I'm intrigued, please elaborate
>>79001034
>dem legs
i want to fuck elsa, dammit.
He never actually hurt anyone. He knew that since he didn't actually love Anna that he couldn't save her, but didn't want her to die without knowing that. His attempt to kill Elsa yes would've put him on the throne, but considering she at the time was also responsible for a doon-blizzard it was all his best option.
>>79001409
Nothing to elaborate.
They're all bullies and cockblockers.
He's a Danish dashing rouge. And Hansdemption is happening.
>>79001601
Did you use to live there? Or just visiting?
>>78999431
He was perfectly reasonably devious until he spaggetied his evil plan all over the floor and tried to murder a pair of bitches.
>>79001872
Just knew several immigrants from Norway.
He has lovely sideburns.
>>78999431
Did not doing anything Wrong (except going full retard at the end)
the actual villain is this fucker.
>>79001862
Hansdemption
It seems not-unlikely, doesn't it?
He would have been a good antagonist not being a villain. Just remove the "Lol i'm evil and killing you because i want to be king" part and make what he did all movie honest. Just a guy of royal blood who genuinely thought Elsa was a danger despite his best efforts and wanted to protect this kingdom.
>>78999431
It wasn't his fault he was shoehorned into a villain.
>>78999431
He's pretty.I would let him use me like a whore and dump me on the streets after he finishes fucking me raw.
>>79002945
Extremely pretty.
With that jaw, it's surprising, but he manages to be handsome as fuck
>>79002660
This is a good point. I would have sent a good message too, about how easy it is to slip into being "the villain" in someone else's story while thinking you're the hero in yours because you acted hastily and with insufficient information and didn't stop to question and analyse your own actions or whatever.
But noooo, the audience needs to be given an obvious "villain" to hate.
(I think it's also to make sure everyone knows with 900% certainty it's Kristoff Anna's supposed to end up with, he's her Disney Prince, since if Hans would have been left semi-decent a lot of people might have thought Anna was a bitch for dumping him for Kristoff so soon)
With all of this being very true >>79001034
...THIS is still my ultimate answer >>79001918
>>79005814
that's exactly why I thought him being an evil dick was fine because if he was a genuinely decent guy, I would have felt bad that he didn't end up with Anna.
>>79008016
THATS OUR HANS!
he tapped Anna freckled ass after the song number and you know it
Mostly duo-love-song in cartoon world means sex. Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, you name it...
>>78999431
I really liked the character in the film and the tweeest
>>79001034
Also a sociopathic murderer. Why not just marry Anna and bang her? She's adorable. Why try to kill her?
He is White aligned:
http://hellyeahwhitevillainy.tumblr.com/post/86702738407/a-bit-of-a-color-conundrum-i-was-curious-about
>>79008532
Why is Anna such a slut?
>>79008532
Oh of course he did. You know what grand romantic duos like that imply.
And it was SO romantic, coming back from the waterfall, newly engaged to the prince of her dreams, a long walk back to the castle, tralalala
He did nothing wrong.
>>79002660
>>79002660
>>79002660
That would have been much better than the face-heel turn twist we got.
>>79008695
all royalty is, anon
they get so much time under castle walls and without any human contact that anything that moves can arouse them sexually, even family members
>>79008585
>try to kill her
>why not just marry her
Dude did you even watch the movie?
Anna was at death's door due to the curse. White-haired, too weak to move, so inhumanly cold Hans felt it through the winter outdoors clothes the moment he touched her etc. She told Hans that Elsa struck her with her powers and froze her heart (pretty obvious) and the only thing that could save her is "an act of true love". Everyone so far, Anna, Kristoff, the trolls and also Hans assume that to mean a true love's kiss.
However, Hans knows that he doesn't love Anna, he doesn't even like her. He doesn't know about Kristoff etc. Thus there's no-one who could possibly have romantic "true love" for Anna. Or even familial love, since her family is dead and Elsa doesn't love her, since she cursed her to death. When Hans says "if only there was someone who loved you", he thinks it's the truth.
So no true love = no way to save her = she's already as good as dead. If he'd have "just married her" she'd have died within 20 minutes, probably. As for banging her - again, she was literally ice cold. It'd have been like fucking a slushie.
He probably would have married her if he'd have thought there was any chance of keeping her alive, since it would have been safer and secured his position. He was willing to go after Anna again (even though the last rescue mission nearly cost him his life) even though all of the dignitaries are telling him to leave Anna in the wild to fend for herself because "he's all Arendelle has left". He also looked genuinely sad and shocked for a heartbeat when he realised she's doomed to die.
Forgive Hans.
>>79008016
Yeah precisely. The twist is hamfisted as fuck but I guess from a Disney movie narrative point of view it makes sense, since they want to make absolutely sure the audience isn't confused about who they are supposed to root for. Hans is an ambiguous, grey character, and Disney characters aren't usually ambiguous but very, very clearly good or bad. So he had to be placed firmly in the baddie side through giving him a Bond villain monologue with pointlessly cruel gloating.
Because otherwise it might have made Anna, the main heroine princess, look a bit bad, ditching her handsome prince fiance who saved the citizens or Arendelle and just wanted to save the country for this new hot guy she happened to come across. Even if they would have "parted amicably" or whatever. People are supposed to be happy, indisputably happy at the outcome. Hence, he has to be a massive douche.
He had an amazing set of mutton chops.
>>79001155
I can actually testify to this claim.
>>78999431
He would've made a good ruler. While the two sisters were busy with their drama, he actually took care of the country's citizens, distributing warm clothes and food.
>>79008818
>>79008945
The trolls did it with magic. He only became "evil" after their song.
>>78999431
he is a pretty good fighter
>>79008945
He was a Game of Thrones character in a Disney setting.
>>79009658
Nah he displays signs of growing dislike towards Anna throughout their duet, and especially in the scene where they announce the engagement to Elsa his smile looks very forced and fake.
It's just that they wanted to keep it subtle to not spoil the surprise shocker twist - and kept it so subtle people are calling it a last-minute rewrite and such
>>78999431
He dresses nicely, even when cleaning up the stables.
>>79009867
Pretty much. I don't know if it means that Disney is experimenting with new types of villains besides the lime-coloured whatever muahahauhahaha you fools classic model
>>79010180
I'd hate Anna too in his position.
>>78999431
Mutton chops on point
>>79008695
Because she wanna to fuck a lots of guys simultaneously as hard as possible, duh.
something nice about him.
>>79011530
Same desu. I know she's the protagonist and we're supposed to love her unconditionally but I was pretty annoyed by her during the first act.
And I don't think she gave a shit about Hans as a person, she just wanted to have a romance and he was available and hot and princely enough
>>79010490
I like how Disney teaches that just punishing your opponent isn't enough, you should humiliate him.
>>78999431
He's the most Hansome character in the movie
>>78999431
He looks just like me.
