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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/norm_of_the_north/
Currently has 11 negative reviews and 0 positive reviews

>"No child should be exposed to this."
-Soren Anderson, Seattle Times
>"Rob Schneider is somehow the least lazy part of Norm Of The North[...]Not since Bratz has this writer seen a screenplay so carelessly written, a sort of "Dear John" letter to Hollywood that goes out of its way to paint actors and directors as megalomaniacal idiots."
-Katie Rife, AV Club
>"So ill-conceived that it will insult the intelligence of a kindergartener."
-Frank Swietek, One Guy's Opinion
>"Your children deserve better."
-Brian Orndorf, blu-ray.com
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this is like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
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https://youtu.be/wxlhyX-4qKI
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>>78994380
And so the Year of the Furry Flicks will start off in an expected manner.
Kentucky Fried Panda Tres in two weeks
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>>78994380
>>"Rob Schneider is somehow the least lazy part of Norm Of The North

Jesus Merciful Christ.
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>>78994589
Stuff like this makes me wish Fantastic Four 2 was happening. It was great seeing /co/ come together over something so shitty, nobody could defend it.
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Could this be the movie that manages to outdo Foodfight for sheer ineptitude?
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>>78994686
The difference is that KFP is going to be more bearable

DreamWorks delivers more often than not.
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>>78994380
I actually want to see this now. I mean, it could be in the ranks of Foodfight! and Bee Movie.
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Honestly, this is a movie that deserves to be shat upon. Two years ago, I don't think The Nut Job deserved to be. Yes, it wasn't a great movie, but it was entirely serviceable and they actually put effort into it. And Gangnam Style was only used in the credits - which gave people an incentive to get out quicker.

Nut Job ended up with a 10% on RT. It's user vote of 44% is probably more accurate.
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>"Rob Schneider is somehow the least lazy part of Norm Of The North
Literally and Figuratively HOW?
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>>78994706
>>78995017
>When even the fearless/shameless Ken Jeong doesn't appear to have done more than show up and collect his paycheck, you know the movie's in trouble.
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>>78994706
I can feel that burn from here.
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You can watch Food Fight and laugh at how bad it is.

This?
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>>78994898
Bee Movie's biggest crime was how fucking boring it was
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Reminder that this already has two DTV sequels in production.
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If anyone is morbidly curious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A_F5oYJGI

>The real world can be a BEAR
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>>78994380
holy shit these reviews this can't be real
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>it makes one long for something like “Foodfight!”, the inexplicably expensive and barely released toon boasting Charlie Sheen and corporate mascots that looks like it was designed on a 1997 Windows program by your technophobe grandfather. That at least gives you something to work with, whereas “Norm” barely deserves a pun write-off, like calling it “un-bear-able.”
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>>78995231
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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>>78995214
More like how ridiculous the premise was
>that whole court scene
>that obnoxious celebrity cameo
>that interspecies attraction, even the human bf admitted he was fucking jealous
I only like the first half of this movie that explored how the bees work
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>>78995514
Apparently something less painful than watching Norm of the North
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>>78994380
I'm going to watch this.

I'm going to buy a ticket, and I'm going to watch this.

Not a single god damn one of you can stop me. I need to see this motherfucker on a big screen. I am so morbidly curious.
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>>78994992
The Nut Job was surprisingly better than I thought it would be. It was okay, but still had effort put into it. I appreciate that.
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>>78995514
I think it's one of these.

If you ever played New Vegas, you might remember the cazadors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula_hawk
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>>78995231
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>>78995231
what in the fuck
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>>78995231
bet that thing tastes like a giant shrimp
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>>78995704
Shut up Snake
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>>78995231
ooooooh my GOOOOOOOD
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>>78995534
The whole ending of the movie bugged the shit out of me as well.
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>>78995231
i'm done

holy fuck i am done on here, this is too much
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>>78995231
>Oh weird, that thing is pretty creepy I guess.
>You must have a lot of balls to let that thing pinch you like that
>Oh wait, it's mandibles are actually getting stuck in the flesh and that twitch is it yanking them out
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>>78995590
Don't do it. That middle aged couple who bought tickets so they can spice up their sex life with a little low-risk public sex in an empty theatre don't deserve to have wasted their matinee price just because you're morbidly curious.
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>>78995231
I have never been more afraid of bugs in my life
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>>78995534
I thought the rediculous premise was the best part.
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>>78996117
Not him, but I thought so too.

It's the execution that made it so goddamn boring.
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>>78995601
Nope. That's a Weta.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weta
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>>78995231
A disgrace to bugs everywhere.
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>>78995231
>One researcher described the pain as "…immediate, excruciating pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do anything, except, perhaps, scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations."
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>>78995601
>The female tarantula hawk stings and paralyzes a tarantula, then drags the specimen to a specially prepared brooding nest, where a single egg is laid on the spider’s abdomen, and the entrance is covered. Sex of the larvae is determined by fertilization; fertilized eggs produce females while unfertilized eggs produce males. When the wasp larva hatches, it creates a small hole in the spider's abdomen, then enters and feeds voraciously, avoiding vital organs for as long as possible to keep the spider alive. After several weeks, the larva pupates. Finally, the wasp becomes an adult, and emerges from the spider's abdomen to continue the life cycle.

Game over man, game over.
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Some more reviews are in!
>"Not special, not new, not funny, and not that interesting."
-Nell Minow, Beliefnet
>"We had to wait 12 months to see the dumbest and most superficial animated kid's comedy of 2015 (Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip). In 2016, we only had to wait 15 days."
-Dann Gire, Chicago Daily Herald
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>>78995272
This looks like a parody of every shitty CG movie from the 2000's.
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>>78996188
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>Get on plane for to go home for New Year's
>Plane takes off
>Flight stewardess comes onto the PA to announce they have a "special treat" for us
>Some passengers reveal they were just wearing masks, it's Adam Sandler and his posse
>Adam tells us they're here to have a special screening of the Ridiculous Six
>Kevin James sits next to me and demands a lobster hoagie or else he will crash the plane by flooding the plane with DVDs of Zookeeper
>Rob Schneider tells us not to vaccinate our kids
>Nick Swardson is killed by trying to hide in the engines like Dave Chapelle in Con Air
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>>78995996
Top kek I could see this happening.
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>>78996140
True, it was good for some laughs though and, you know it at the very least didn't rely on toilet humor. It did pretty well in that regard imo.
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>>78996188
So it's Alien.
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>>78995847
>bugged
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>>78996372
What the heck.
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>We had to wait 12 months to see the dumbest and most superficial animated kid's comedy of 2015. In 2016, we only had to wait 15 days.

My favorite one.
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>There are people going to see this glorified money laundering scheme
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>>78996169
>>78996188
>>78996196
What the fuck man why would you do that.
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>>78996188
Damn nature you scary.
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>>78996431
Spiders are kinda spooky, wasps are pretty tough.

They are small fry when put next to the unceasing attrition of ants.

FUCK ants.
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>>78995534
Who in his right mind tought it was a good idea to let Jerry Seinfeld write a kids movie
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>>78996372
>Getting your kids vaccinated
Well no shit, do you want to catch their autism?
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Can't be worse than PIZZA TOOTS.
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>>78996567
NOT THAT NATURAL
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I wonder if it will even get 5% when it's all over.
>>78996567
According to RT, it's already 17% worse.
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>>78996431
>>78996541

Portia Spider unfolding her Spy game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEjYYY9KjnU
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>>78995231
Is that thing Australian?
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>>78996723
New Zealand apparently. If it was Australian it would have wings and a stinger.
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>>78995231
>>78995601
>>78995985
>>78996154
>>78996169
>>78996188
>>78996196

Man fuck nature

Anyone who takes nature over society is a flaming faggot who doesn't know the true hardships of what nature forces into you
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>We can't even have a thread about this movie without getting bored of it and talking about scary bugs instead
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>>78996771
Because it's not funny.
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>>78996431
The Kirby of the spider world?
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I was hoping this would be like Hoodwinked where it looks like complete shit on the surface but it actually turns out okay.
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>>78996799
>he does not consider society part of the nature
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>>78997011
Shutup Rousseau.
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>>78996799
Nature is the only super villain in real life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2WVOMg8_a0
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>>78996512
What 2015 movie was he talking about?
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>>78997053
And Darwin, and Lamarck, and Newton, and Einstein and modern science....
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>>78997076
Probably Chipmunks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW636Cab0tw
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>>78997076
PIZZA TOOTS
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>>78996512
At least Road Chip had a John Waters cameo, something that can't be said for most shitty family films.
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>>78997136
>>78997138

I guess? It's a Live Action/Animation hybrid, but I can't think of anything else that came out around that time that could count.

Unless that guy really hated The Good Dinosaur.
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>>78997074
>LE ZOMBIE WORM bullshit again

It does not control the "thought" of those animals. They barely have any thought! They take control of the nervous system, which is a different thing, so they can send impulses on the body and screw up the animal behavior in their favor, and only that

It is not even that rare thing. When with worms in a human body, a person may feel a incredible urge to eat sand/rocks. That's because the worms are screwing up your system so they can get bigger and increase their population That's why kids are so prune to eat sand. Mostly times is their first worm infection happening.
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>>78996771
what the fuck is REEE and why did people start saying it? its retarded
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>>78997441
>being forced to eat something because something inside you is fucking with your nervous system
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>>78994992

The Nut Job was complete shit, thank God the majority of people see it that way.
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>>78997381
But GD was 11 months.
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>>78997381
He specifically mentioned The Road Chip in his review.
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>>78994380
I saw a commercial of it the other day. It looked like it was animated in 2005.
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>>78996681
This is cool but why the fuck did they add random animal sounds? It's dumb and jarring.
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>>78997547

I don't get that either; apparently it's some r9k thing.
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>>78997547
screaming frog sound effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qwU1LQZA5g
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>>78996681
>those fucking animal noises
Shits awesome, its like I'm watching a mini Godzilla documentery.
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>>78997724
>he writes sound effects

BAZINGA!
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>>78995272
dayum
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>>78994380
>It's possible that director Trevor Wall and his associates at Splash Entertainment and Telegael went into this with the best of intentions and really do believe they've made a family film for the ages. But they haven't. This is garbage.
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>>78997841
ay mate I'm no frogposter, you just wanted an explanation for the memery
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>>78997877
I'm guessing this is what Food Fight would have looked like if they didn't have to redo everything on a shoestring budget.
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>>78997898
>Telegael
Fucking Ireland.
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There wasn't even an attempt.
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Apparently it took 3 writers to script this. Probably won't come as a surprise that the chucklefucks behind it mainly specialise in direct-to-DVD fare like Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts and Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure.
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fuck you it's january
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>>78998187
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>>78998122
>Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure
we seriously need a room where every friday or saturday night, we just stream awful animated movies. kek
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>15 Rotten
>0 Fresh

Mother of God.
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How can this be worse than Chipmunks 4?
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>>78994380

That animation is so 2003

It looks more CGI than 3D.
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>>78997441
>That's why kids are so prune to eat sand. Mostly times is their first worm infection happening.
Y-you're making it sound like it's common for worms to infect children and force them to eat dirt and rocks. You're just talking about third world countries, r-right?
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>>78998016
>feather fingers
why?
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>>78998594
Going by his broken English, he probably is.
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>>78997898
SAVAGE
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>>78997441
>they barely have any thought

So basically same fucking difference.
Go be autistic somewhere else.
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>>78995231
Its not enought that hes getting bit by some mini eldritch horror, but the fact that his blood is mixed with some yellow substance is the worst
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>>78998539

Less money to bribe critics with.
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>>78995043
source on that pic there?
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>>78998759
I think that's a secretion from the bug and not blood.
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>>78997441
>never ate sand as a kid

Who /notinfected/ here?
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>>78995272
No no, fuck that, oh god, that was bad. Fucking Christ, I feel like my time was actually wasted seeing half of this trailer that I could not finish it.

Fuck dude, I feel bad for the kids and parents that are forced to see this.
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>>78995590
No dude, don't! You can do better things with those 2 hours you will waste by seeing this shit. You can see any other movie or, or just do anything but see this abomination! Please, don't hurt yourself this way.
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>>78995272
>that lip-syncing
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>>78999498
Okay, how about Road Chip
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>>78999341
>being elitist because you've never had worms piloting your brain to make you eat rocks so they can build a mighty fortress in your gut
Jeez, sorry we can't all be perfect
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>"They also dance with our hero, who does his signature number, the “Arctic Shake,” to various insufferable contemporary pop hits at various points throughout the movie. The sequence was clearly animated once and dropped into different locations as needed, which, along with the out-of-the-box character and location design, implies that even the animators on this film put forth a minimum of effort." - AV Club
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NORM GET OUT
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>Bill Nighy
Oh come on...
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>>78995231
One more for my thread derailer folder :^)
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>>78995272
Christ this is like a horrible clusterfuck of every cliche they could think of
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>>78997136
This movie was planned for release during the same day as Star Wars.

And this is the trailer they went with.
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>>78999549
Fuck dude, go see Star Wars, 50 Shades of Black, or Deadpool.
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>>78995272
>1:51

Very natural turning, not stiff at all.
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>>78995272
holy fuck trailers are supposed to make the movie look good
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>soundtrack features Gangnam Style and Billie Jean
wow they’ve really got their finger on the cultural pulse
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>>78997441
So your body will be hijacked while your mind is (mostly) intact.

Anon.

Anon, that's even worse.
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>>78999786
filthy frank strikes again
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>>78999896
I forgot the fake copypasta about some guy who hated working on Alvin stormed to the execs and said "fuck it, we're releasing this with Star Wars."
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God these are my favorite. I love shit like this. Oogieloves and Chipmunks 4. Movies no one asked for, no one wanted, and yet here they are with some kind of significant budget. And you can see how the budget gets farted away.
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Well shit. Now I have to see it just to see how poorly made it was.

It makes me feel like a bad person
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/norm_of_the_north/

>0%

This shit's gonna make Foodfight look like The Iron Giant.
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>>79000205
At least Foodfight is entertaining to look at for how fucked up it is. The gif you posted is an excellent example of that.
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Didn't expect to fear every little itch my body has going in to this thread
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>>78999626
Can't wait till you faggots completely lose control and start attacking.
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>>79000205
See, I don't think that's possible. Norm looks awful, but foodfight just didn't even look like the animation was finished most of the time.
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>>78995601
Tarantula hawk wasps are relatively docile and rarely sting without provocation. However, the sting—particularly that of P. grossa—is among the most painful of any insect, though the intense pain only lasts about three minutes.[5] One researcher described the pain as "…immediate, excruciating pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do anything, except, perhaps, scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations."[3] In terms of scale, the wasp's sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as "blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric".[6] Because of their extremely large stingers, very few animals are able to eat them; one of the few animals that can is the roadrunner.
Fucking roadrunner.
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>>78994380
>>79000205

Not even Foodfight used the Dreamworks Face.
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>>79000408
But Foodfight actually has something of a reason as to why it was so awful- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodfight!#Production

"Finally, in 2011, the film was auctioned for $2.5 million. StoryArk investors had ultimately invoked a clause in their contract that allowed the Fireman's Fund Insurance Company, which had insured Foodfight!, to complete and release the film as inexpensively and quickly as possible."

So the animation was, in a lot of ways, unfinished.
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>>78995231
IMAGINE IT ON YOUR DICK
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>>79000431
Fuck, at least it's only three minutes of monumentally intense pain.
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>>79000484
True. If you look at both of them I think Foodfight is always going to look worse. But if you factor in the fact that Norm is a theatrical release with none of Foodfights bizarre situation then I could understand a claim that it's worse.
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>>79000484
Basically it was a smaller-scale Thief and the Cobbler scenario.
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>>79000297
to be fair the way the brand X guy moves is intentional (though the fact that other characters move almost as bad does obfuscate that particular foreshadowing)
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>>79000501
I imagine a lot of things on my dick.
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Fish
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>>78998187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcOTiTVuizU
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>>79000600
Is that a fucking stick in its head?
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is it just me or were there alot of these really shitty animated movies where you had celebrities just phoning it in back in the early to mid 2000s
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>>79000600
Fucking Gar, man!
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>>78998594
nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookworm_infection

>The symptoms can be linked to inflammation in the gut stimulated by feeding hookworms, such as nausea, abdominal pain and intermittent diarrhea, and to progressive anemia in prolonged disease: capricious appetite, pica (or dirt-eating), obstinate constipation followed by diarrhea, palpitations, thready pulse, coldness of the skin, pallor of the mucous membranes, fatigue and weakness, shortness of breath and in cases running a fatal course, dysentery, hemorrhages and edema.
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How does he manage to do it?
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>>78995231
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>>78994380
>"No child should be exposed to this."
Excellent
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>>78995272
>haters gonna hate
even the trailer predicted it
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>>78996557
This.

Doesn't he only write New York jew humor? What kid's gonna understand anything he says?
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>>78996196
Someone please explain what is happening in this webm. I watched two seconds and had to get out of there because I was eating.
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>>79001274
Timelapse of a tarantula shedding its skin.
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>>78995231
Suprised so many people haven't seen this.
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>>79000205
>>79000297
Foodfight's just a spectacular trainwreck all around. The quality graphics, the crass commercialism, the movie's inability to determine whether it's for kids or adults. Add the backstory that is the fucked up production history and it's the perfect awful animated movie.
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>>79001274
Spider molting its exoskeleton
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>>79001274
It's molting.
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>>78997724
I always thought it was because of Dio.
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>>79001317
>>79001347
>>79001363
Oh okay.
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>>78997136
>Someone paid Justin Long and Jesse McCartney millions of dollars to do a voice that is edited to the point where you can't even recognize them
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>>78995272
It's like a reverse Madagascar with the same level of shittyness.

Hell, google 'Rob Schneider Madagascar' and the first hits even turn up Norm Of The North.
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>>79001367
CHARISMA! is more of a "WRYYYYYY" sound
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>>78995272
why was this made
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>>78995272
Why do I imagine Tyler Durden's cock to flash on the screen every 5 minutes
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>>79001470
Two words: money laundering
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>>79001457
>He doesn't like Madagascar
Piss off.
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>>79001580
>He likes Madagascar
I respect your opinion, but do not agree with it.
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>>79001457
I agree that Madagascar was terrible, but at least it had some highlights, like King Julian and the Penguins

It's more than you can say about POLAR BEAR : THE BEAR
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>>78995231
I love how many people this consistently freaks out considering the video its from mentions it's not actually breaking the skin and is basically harmless to humans.
Wetas are basically just big grumpy crickets.
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>>79002028

I think its really adorable personally.
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>>78995272

I mean, this has to be the movie that had the absolute least amount of effort go into it, right?

I mean, if THAT'S the trailer, what the fuck's the rest of it?
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>>79001580
>>79001797

The second one was better.
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>>79002028
Oh, alright. I didn't actually look at the video and the only thing that freaked me out was that it looked like it was really breaking into the skin. The way it jerks itself back looks like it's prying itself free after embedding its mandibles in.
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Did Food Fight even air in theatres?
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>>78994380
Damn.....that shit sounds really bad. Possibly worst animated movie ever made bad.
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>Starts as a Norm of the North thread.
>Becomes a "Damn Nature, You Scary" thread.

This is better.
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>>79002098
yes, there's video of kids being interviewed after watching it somewhere
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>>79002098

In some areas of the world it was. It raised 73,000 dollars in theaters. I can only imagine which theaters.

In the US it was a very low key straight to DVD release.
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>>78995272

Those two caribou literally copy pasted from the moose in Brother Bear.
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Man, you know it's fucking bad when someone directly cites that shit like Foodfight and Delgo can at least be "entertaining" compared to it.
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>>78995272
Every single joke in this trailer
>visual gag
>have a character comment/respond to it, ruining the timing
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>>79002190

I need to see this but I can't find it. Those poor children.
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I thought this was like a straight-to-dvd Walmart exclusive type thing. You mean this movie is actually in theaters?
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>>78995272

It reminds me of Foodfight with the music and the bad lip syncing.
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>>78997441
>That's why kids are so prune to eat sand
What the fuck? You may have just grown up with weirdos anon.
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>>79002334

Now a days straight to video films are first run features more often than not.
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>>78994992
>And Gangnam Style was only used in the credits - which gave people an incentive to get out quicker.
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>>79000205
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST LEEOOOONAAARRRDDD
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>>79000161
I still think we should have a weekly /co/ thing where we stream these.

Shit-saturday.
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>>79000161

I remember watching the first Chipmunks movie one Christmas. I think 2012? And all I could think was how shoddy it looked. It looked like a lifetime movie in everything but its CGI.

When my cousins hit play to watch it a second time I knew I had made a huge mistake agreeing to watch them...
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>>79002460
No one wastes me chips and gets away with it! Brand X will pay!

AARRRRRR
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>>78995996
Made me schnitzel my drink. Top kek, my good man.
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>>78995550
debatable
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>>78994380
Saw a clip of this last night. It looked incredibly dull.
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'sup
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>>78995231
Wetas are so fucking cool
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>The title character of "Norm of the North" may be a bear, but the movie is a dog. Actually, that assessment is unfair to dogs - real, anthropomorphic and metaphorical.
-Glenn Kenny, New York Times

My sides left me to die alone
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>>79003224
Huh, I expected to be horrified but that actually felt kind of satisfying to watch
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Damn, and all of my "Shit in nature that proves there is no just and loving God" stuff is on my other computer. Have screaming owls instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDmRmRb2OpE
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>>79003224

Please help, I reflexively cut off my ears while watching this, to prevent something like this from ever happening to me.
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>>79003795
You do realize that just leaves an empty hole easier to crawl in, right?
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>>79003795
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>>78996567
>>78996596
DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA TOOTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW636Cab0tw
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>>79003930
"Hey, we're releasing this movie on the same day as Star Wars, a movie people have been waiting ten years for. We need this trailer to kick ass."

"Gotcha covered senpai"
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>>79003224
My aunt used to work at an ER in the inner city decades ago.

This kind of thing is uncommon, but not unheard of. It's usually easier to fill the ear with mineral oil then risk breaking up the bug in the canal.

It's also more common for people living in filthy conditions, so go clean those rooms kids.
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>>78997074
1:40
couldn't go farther
I didn't fucking expect someone's eye decayed and eaten by a parasite

NORM OF THE NORTH I CAME HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU.. NOW IM CRYUG
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To break up the creepiness, have a qt crawler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsGvT2DYJMc
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>>79004066
Damn, that thing looks like it's ready to fuck you up
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>>79004226
Let's face it, a Norm of the North thread would be more excruciating.
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>>78999174
If you look closely you can see it's jerking away because its mandibles are getting stuck in the flesh. It's probably breaking through the skin, leading to bleeding.
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>>79004287
I'd still freak the fuck out if I came across that in real life.
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>>79004339
no bird will ever be this dope
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>>78997713
Because a lot of American nature documentaries do shit like that.
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>>79004066
>breaks open femurs with its beak
>can digest bones in under a day

Brutal.
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>>79004339
Way ahead of you anon >>79004066
>MFW the science/nature center relatively close to me is getting Cassowaries soon
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>>79004339
I was deathly afraid of cassowaries as a child,don't even live near em.
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>>79004386
What is going on in this webm?
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>>78998122
>Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure.
The Dog or the Composer?
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>>79004408
Sea cucumber or some shit puking its guts up. Really.
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>>78996188
Good. FUCK spiders.
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>>79004488
>Not liking spiders
Anything that eats mosquitoes is a friend of mine.

Also driders make the best waifus
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>>79004258
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>>79000618
Hey anons help me find the music that plays at the FUCK YOU, ITS JANUARY!!! ending
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>>79004428
What do you think of this pet snek.

I would cuddle it every day
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>>79004258
>>79004509
I don't even need to open those images to see the nightmare

why does such a creature exist

WHY
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>>78995590
I'm right there with you man. I'm going to the first showing I can, since it's obviously not gonna be there for long.
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>>79002207
You mean the meeses?
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>>79004628
go back to the well, Bruce.
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Spiders pls go
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>>79003909
Stopped at 25 seconds, I can't stand people that fucking look like that, worse than every bug thing posted here combined
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>>79004628
If it makes you feel any better, only something like 2% of bats have rabies.

When I was still at my parent's house, I had a bat who would hang on my window screen. Every year, he'd be there until it got cold. Then when winter was over he'd come back. He eventually stopped coming. I miss you James.
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>>79004727
Fight me, mate
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>>79004727
>>79004753
nigga i'll fuck you both up
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>>79001529
its a fake movie
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>>79004339
That's why that one episode of Regular Show played them off as a fucking threat
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>>79004766
Try me
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>actors and directors as megalomaniacal idiots
So it's a documentary?
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Hey, cut it out.
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>>79004802
>>79004766
>>79004753
Get bent for reals fgts.
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>>79004524
>the gecko is screaming
...ah man..
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>>79004881
You first, friendo
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>>79004881
>"Bev's getting raped, should we help her?"
>"Just keep walking, man."
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>>79004702
1:10
RED ROCKET
RED
FUCKING
ROCKET
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>>79004915
hey, what's that?
tastes like a li'll bitch
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>>79004940

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

WASP MANTIS!
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>>79004915
Hey! I'm not your friendo,buddowski!
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>>78995272
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