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>the flash
>doesn't run around naked
>>78988177
>doesn't run around naked
you don't know that.
>Iron Man
>never irons.
>>78988177
>green arrow
>
>Donkey Kong
>Is a Gorilla
>>78988477
Heh.
I get it.
>Batman
>Doesn't play baseball
>>78988556
Ya huh.
>>78988177
>Superman
>Doesn't make it soup
>>78988177
that's the Flasher, bro
>>78988556
>criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot
>I need something to elicit their greatest fear
>the fear of being savagely beaten with a baseball bat
>I'll be the Bat-man
>Shade the Changing Man is not about a man undressing on a sunny day
>>78988177
>Watchmen
>It's not about clockmakers
>>78988523
Wasn't that acutally a translation error, and Nintendo thought that Donkey meant stupid?
>>78988177
>Dr.Light
>He doesn't create megaman.
BRAVO DC
>Shazam
>Doesn't recognize music
Ugh..
>>78989089
Stubborn like a Donkey
Kong like King
>>78988477
kek
>>78989089
In portuguese Donkey and Stupid are the same word, and I thought it was like that in english too.
>Deadpool
>Alive, not liquid
>Batman
>doesn't play baseball
>>78989639
>batman
>doesnt beat the everloving shit out of criminals with baseball bats
bravo DC
>>78988177
Here's why.Original http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/724227#search=FlashColored and uncen. http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1780257
>Robin
>never steals
>Green Lantern
>Isn't a lantern and doesn't carry one either
>>78989717
Well Bombshells should make you happen
>reverse flash
>is not a fat slow woman who puts on more clothes as she goes on
>Hobgoblin
>doesnt hobble around with a crippling disability
>The Avatar
>Isn't a representation of anything, but rather a host for a magic tapeworm that doesn't even need to be listened to and that most hosts never even contact
>Kamandi
>Doesn't command Dee
>>78988177
You're thinking of another guy.
>>78988477
I don't get it.
>>78992148
> >
>>78988477
I don't get it.
>>78988713
>Superman
>Doesn't supe anything
>Wonder Woman
>Doesn't think
>>78988177
>Dr. Strange
>actually has a doctorate
>deals with strange supernatural stuff
>>78988591
Goddammit, the silver age was a fucking magical place.
>>78993952
That's just all women
>Blackfire
>Is white.... well orange but might as well be considered the White people on Tamaran
>>78989550
Well it's kinda true it you countass.
>>78988960
I think you skipped a chapter, bro.
>>78988477
/thread
this nigger even got dubs, we can compete anymore
>>78988477
And double-sevens, no less. Gold post.
>>78988456
>Iron Man
>Is actually steel
>>78995577
Shut up you Donkey
>>78996506
>Shaak Ti
>Q Ti
>>78994603
>Blackfire
>>78996598
>It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate. The suit's a gold titanium alloy, but it's kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.
>>78994603
Stop trying to lie to yourself
Clearly just orange people
>>78988477
You son of a bitch.
>>78996598
>Iron Man
>references the idea of a strong athlete
>paints his armor GOLD, a.k.a. the Drake of scratch-resistant metals
>>78994319
Golden age, actually. As evidenced by Superman's logo.
>>78999510
I don't understand
>>78989550
Ass does.
