OK, so G1 canon states that the Quintessons created the Autobots and Decepticons as two seperate product lines: Autobots are domestic assistants and blue collar workers, and Decepticons were military hardware. So while you can change your faction by choice, you are still one or the other by design.
Furthermore, we know that eventually Transformers are able to breed, since Rattrap's great aunt is Arcee.
So, if an Autobot and Decepticon have a baby, what is the faction of the child?
Now what about an Autobot and a__Human__?
>>78981088
Six shot, a deception, is quickswitch's father. Quickswitch is an auto bot. Tho quickswitch's chose to join the auto bots so... Hmm...
>>78981165
I'm pretty sure Jetfire also used to be a Decepticon.
Like I said, you can change alignments but you can't change the faction you were born to.
Over time and as both robots became equally combat ready I don't think the design matters...in Beast Wars which was the original continuation of G1 protoforms can become either and factions can be swapped on the fly
>>78981088
>Furthermore, we know that eventually Transformers are able to breed, since Rattrap's great aunt is Arcee.
Sorry bud, that was a joke. Though Cybertronians do procreate in other ways such as:
>Budding
>Protoforms (pretty much blank state fetuses)
>Building an individual from scrap.
>Rebuilding an individual into a new being.
>The Allspark being an ass and bringing things to life that'll rip out your innards.
>Primus or any piece of him bringing beings to life.
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Reproduction
Besides Autobot and Decepticons are just goodguy/badguy factions with tons of variations on both. You can change sides.
>>78981088
>spoiler
Hybrids or whatever Blackrock is in the current IDW run.
>>78981241
They don't swap. The Maximal protoforms have a Predacon shell program that converts them.
Like BlackArachnia. As soon as her shell program is removed she becomes a Maximal.
>>78981361
By swapping I was thinking more Dinobot, who just changes to Maximal when he decides to
>>78981246
>Besides Autobot and Decepticons are just goodguy/badguy factions with tons of variations on both. You can change sides.
You can, but you were still designed as one or the other.
>>78981234
No, Jetfire has always been an auto boy. He was just starscream's friend from a time period in which the autobots and deceptions were at peace with each other.
>>78986603
>He was just starscream's friend from a time period in which the autobots and deceptions were at peace with each other.
Was SS backstabber even then?
What the name of the "Evil Optimus" from one of the cartoons?
>>78987110
Scourge? From RID 2001.
>>78981088
By those standards, the Matrix of Leadership should belong to the Decepticons, since so many of the ancient Primes were gladiators and thus military hardware.
Obviously Autobot propaganda has twisted its role to allow them to claim at being peaceful, when they are just as warlike as the cons.
>>78987586
Wasn't Optimus Prime just meant to be a cop, and he went above and beyond that?
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>>78987525
>>78987110
Nemesis Prime?
>>78987586
Not really. Sentinel Prime was considered a weird outlier due to being a gladiator.
>>78987627
Data clerk.
>>78987525
>you will never raise a baby police cruiser with Strongarm.
>>78986688
No, apparently Starscream was a good friend to him at the time.
>>78987938
Nah, we see Prima fighting with Sentinel as well.
Likely the first consumer good Prime was Guardian Prime.
>>78987627
Not in the cartoon, which is where this bit of canon derives from. There he worked at the docks.
You know, I've always thought the cartoon origin was the best of any Transformers fiction.
The Quintessons creating Primus and both races as slaves is a lot cooler than atechnogenesis or whatever.
>>78990075
And that's why the best fiction brings it back.
>>78990399
>tfw working on a Strongarm custom
I don't know if I want to do a Voyager/Leader sized show-accurate one, a cute little scout one, or a deluxe onebased on the doujin design
>>78990404
God the art of this comic is just fucking pristine
I love it
You just wanna fuck a robot, don't you OP?
>>78989167
Prime had Orion Pax as a clerk that formed a rapport with Megatronus and his want to free the people from the caste system.
>>78981246
>Sorry bud, that was a joke.
Source? I don't remember that ever being elaborated on one way or another.
>>78990681
Yes but Prime doesn't have the Autobot = Consumer Goods, Decepticon = Military Hardware concept in its backstory.
Dreamwave had something similar, where Cons were conquerers, and Bots were defenders, and Prime was an archivist there. But the Military Hardware and Consumer Goods thing only happened when Pax was a labourer.
>>78981088
>Now what about an Autobot and a Human?
Not compatible but that didn't stop Seaspray/Alana and Powerglide/Astoria from having some sort of romantic relationship.
...And probably never gonna happen. No matter how badly you want to ship a bot/human.
Anyone got a good pic for RiD Strongarm? I wannamake a request in /aco/
>>78992364
>>78992364
>>78991370
where there are Mad Scientist there is a way.
>>78992364
This is about as good as it gets as far as official art
>>78981088
Quints made consumer goods and industrial goods(including military)
Eventually those that were the industrial saw themselves as the backbone of progress, and banded together to form deceptions. Those consumer goods just weren't involved, and eventually became Autobots only to fight back.
Neither faction is hard coded. It was societal. It's like the south going from dem to republican.
>>78993159
>south going from dem to republican.
>south
>democrats
Eeehh....
Are there other aliens besides Quintessons and Cybertronians in Transformers?
>>78994655
There was some alien bar scene that got posted, and it looked like a Star Wars cantina scene IIRC. Still, that's probably just one canon.
>>78992364
Kill yourself waifufaggot.
>>78994655
>>78995102
>>78995155
>>78995179
>>78994655
Nebulans
>>78981088
I want to see Strongarm sodomised by the Quintensons
>>78994157
The "solid south" was a thing up until the 70's or so.
It wasn't until republican social conservitives really took hold, and the civil rights movement made the south switch to republicans.
For instance, my Granparents are still staunchly Democrats, even though they don't agree with anything that the party stands for.
>>78996037
L E W D
>>78990480
What are you talking about?
>Strongarm canon doesn't know what kissing is
I will teach her.
>>78996652
That's very little jaggies in the shadows.
Took them decades, but it looks like cel-shaded CGI is finally getting decent.
>>78996303
It's really weird how the republicans and democrats completely polarized in just 40 years ago. Your grandparents probably have the strong republican ideas of the old democratic ways.
>>78990075
>The Quintessons creating Primus and both races as slaves is a lot cooler than atechnogenesis or whatever.
I couldn't possibly disgree more. What's cool about the Transformers is that they're aliens first and robots second. They don't hold the normal function of robots in science fiction. To then say they're origin was just like any other robot origin in sci-fi takes away their originality.
I've always been a Marvel comics origin kind of guy. Two interdimentional gods seeding the beginnings of artificial life then letting it grow on its own.
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>>78996763
Huh. And here I was hoping you had died.
>that fucking doujin
No.
But yes.
But no.
I feel conflicted.
>>78992695
>Mad Scientist
Oh yes. Very much.
>>78997142
are you still a virgin?
>>78996763
>>78997142
God damn do I dig giant robots.
>>78997228
He definitely is.
>>78986603
He had a Decepticon symbol even when he was frozen in the ice millions of years ago tho. He's also a flying Autobot, an anomaly until the next year, anyway. Since he was built as a Decepticon even in the Marvel comics, it's safe to say that was the original creative bible's description for him. "Autobots are mostly cars, Decepticons are mostly planes, except for this guy, he switched sides."
The thing that annoys me about most of you fuckers is that you forget that we are dealing with a canonical MULTIVERSE, that is also canonically unexplored so as to give Hasbro room to say 'fuck you, we're doing G1 again'.
Meaning all things are possible. ALL things.
Do you like Primus as God of all creation? Hey, there's a vein of 'verse for you. Do you prefer Quintessons fucking with everything? Here's your Big Bang, don't break it this time.
Meaning that there are also universe where bots are born, bots are built, or both. G1-G2-Beast Era was 'both', as you had some bots built, some born from budding system, and some hints here and there to a more human form of hanky-panky.
Also, remember the Allspark exists just to fuck with everything.
>>78996763
>commission E-Mad last month
>he immediately vanished
why is it so hard to find reliable artists that do lewd robots
>>78996854
>>78997228
>>78997565
Fuck off /tfg/umblr
>>78996763
The problem is that they "originality" comes at the expense of a much stronger story.
>>78997701
You forget the whole stop like what I don't like mindset
It's not enough they can enjoy their fiction it has to be THE fiction
>>78997573
No, Starscream gives him the symbol after freeing him. Skyfire crashed on Earth prior to the war and was just a Cybertronian; Megatron even says something about it happening "before our Battle with the Autobots".
>>78997867
Wow you're new.
>>78997867
>Fuck off /tfg/umblr
Did we trigger you?
>>78997701
>The thing that annoys me about most of you fuckers
Little lost. Who was arguing in this thread prior?
>>78997245
>>78987525
Transformers don't have sexual organs. Gender is just mental stuff.
>>78997867
>The problem is that they "originality" comes at the expense of a much stronger story.
Were the Quintesson episodes of G1 really that good?
Does the transformers fanbase have any written smut?
>>78990480
Big
Blue
Die-Cast
Boobs
>>78998710
you must be new here
>>78998811
To transformers? yes, totally and absolutely.
>>78998738
Take it to /toy/
>>78996652
Huh, she kind of reminds me of Exia.
>>78998856
TF Fapfics been around since the late 80s. Though 90% gonna be gay fapfics.
>>78998916
Fuck no. Jin is hated there.
>>78999135
>Hated here
>Hated there
Good
>>78998916
Go on...
>>78999202
Could Strongarm and Judge Hershey beat Baroness and Spiral in a fight?
>>78999297
Go to /toy/ Boco.
>>78999297
If you want more then ask the TFG on /toy/.
>>78999314
Only if you buy all their playsets and toys.
>>78999314
I'mma say yes unless they decide to go full nuts with Spiral's magic. Also,
>Strongarm in an MC-1 Judge color scheme deco
>>78999314
>spiral
>strongarm
stop anon, my dick can't take it
>>78999397
Is commercialism a crime?
>>78996563
Customs are where you make your own toy, normally out of parts of others. Some people also 3D print their own.
There's a bunch of stuff on shapeways
>>78996797
FAT
>>78999642
>>78999585
>>78999403
I like that she's getting popular but kinda sad it's only when jiggly water balloons are attached to her chest. Nobody likes her otherwise.
>>78998710
Not a whole lot from what I've seen. Even the art tends to avoid straight-up fucking. Most artists don't want to figure out how a robot has a vagina.
I'm not saying smut doesn't exist, just that there's a surprisingly limited amount of it.
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>>78999731
She has metal water tanks
>>78999731
i don't understand the appeal of robots with jiggly breasts. make it look realistic and robotic somehow, fine. but jiggleboobs are a no and gross. same goes for people who draw "fat" transformers.
>>78999789
Back when Strongarm was Okayarm
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>>78999724
Anon don't you know a buff woman.
>>78999731
Yeah, it's kind of a shame. I actually really enjoyed her character, mostly because they did a good job at rounding her up. I thought she was gonna be a no fun allowed by the book eye-rolling humorless pro, and in a way she was, but they also did a great job of balancing that with her eager space cadet personality and exploring the idea of her using her law book as a tether to Cybertron, her own way to cope with being away from home. It made for a much more likeable, enjoyable character than I thought she'd end up being.Her going full-on catty bitch mode when Windblade showed up was shit tho'.
>>78999826
>No liking fat robots
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>>78999912
That isn't buff, that is a hard light projection. It has whatever build/density it wants.
>>78999951
>Spoiler
To be fair, she wasn't by the books and it was going against everything Strongarm was taught or suggesting. For example, when Windblade didn't mind if a few humans got hurt when apprehending Zizza. At least she got over it in the end.
>>78999985
Oh god no.
>>79000087
Windblade is an avatar of God. I'm sure that Windblade outranks a rookie beat cop.
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>>79000152
> avatar of God.
Don't you mean agent? If she was the avatar of god then I would be questionable about Primus taking over the body of another bot like that.
>>79000087
See, that's exactly what bothered me about that episode. It would have made perfect sense for Strongarm to be mad at Windblade because she endangered humans and thought she was too cool for procedure (which even Sideswipe follows, when prompted to). Instead, the episode made it look like Strongarm was just angry at not being the only girl in the team any more. They had a perfect source of conflict and differing opinions but didn't use it as much as "lol you just jelly my helly".
But yeah, the ep's resolution was great stuff.
>>78999826
>not liking boobs
You disgust me
>>78996718
>decent
Have you seen Guilty Gear Xrd? Shit looks amazing.
>>79000152
>avatar of God
did you mean: mary sue ?though she can be written well when scott hasn't got a hold of her
>>79000286
>Not wanting to caress smooth metal pectorals of metal alien men and offer a good buffing.
No anon. It is YOU who disgust me.
>>79000416
Just wait until S2 where she starts purging heretics.
>>79000443
>metal pectorals of metal alien men
>>79000286
>unfitting boobs on robots
>>79000465
>Going full IDW Star Saber
Kinda want to see that.
>>78992364
Please do.
>>79000117
>>79000532
>Devout religious follower
>Is cast as the bad guy to push the writer's heretical agenda
This should be illegal
>>79000286
>liking gross fatty fleshtits
Why even bother with robots then?
>>79000612
>not knowing why he was cast as that
>>79000612
Nah. Doing crazy shit like that makes things interesting.
>>78999951
I was prepared for the worst and thought it was going to be like when Windblade first shows up only an entire show of her doing nothing but one-upping the boyz, so it was both a relief and really interesting to see her be kind of average and round off and compliment a group of specialized individuals without stepping on anyone's toes.
>>79000612
>not knowing Star Saber was a bad guy in the British equivalent of the Botcon comic
>not knowing the current author was a fan of those comics
This should be illegal.
>>79000689
Because James Roberts hates organized religion, governments, and medicine while glorifying reckless behavior and non-reproductive romances.
>>79000771
she sounds boring af
>>79000783
>>>/pol/
>>79000808
Sideswipe pls go
>>79000771
Yeah, overall RiD felt pretty decent in that aspect. They had tons of stuff that could've gone horribly wrong or cliche but went for more subdued solutions more often than not. They never went much further than that but at least it wasn't a chore to watch through.
>>79000834
Windblade waifufag pls go
Spoiler for heresy.
>>79000948
She can read me my Miranda rights any day.
>>79000948
No way that bellyshirt is regulation.
>>79000948
>>79000948
>She never had a holomatter avatar
>And now that RiD is canceled she never will.
>>79000948
>>79001128
Needs to be shorter & thicker.
Seriously, I like that Strongarm's design is bulkier and stouter than lady-bots tend to be.
>>79001135
>RiD is canceled
Wait, you're kidding me, right?
>>79001135
What are you talking about. Season 2 has been announced.
>>79001157
Yes, but she is still taller than the other female characters. Like just under Bumblebee and Sideswipe's height while Arcee and Airachnid were tiny compared to their comrades.
>>79001206
It gets a half season and then the plug is pulled.
>>79001228
Where are you getting your info? Season two is getting 16 episodes. Then a movie (3 episodes long) which is not bad.
>>78990999
prime is what you get when the allspark takes the place of a unit's logical and memory cores. Their personality remains roughly the same.
as far as gladitorial autobots go, I'm sure after market modifications are a big hit.
>>78998680
I mean, *I* personally really love the Killing Jar and The Quinesson Journal, but the Quintessons didn't create Cybertronians in Marvel UK continuity and still got to be great villains in Space Pirates.
It kinda amuses me that the old fanon reconciliation of "Primus created Cybertronians, he just let them be invaded and branwashed by Quintessons for millions of years because reasons" has become canon, albeit at the cost of the stupidity that is "Quintus Prime". I'd much rather Quintessons-creating-Transformers-as-living-weapons over THAT any day.
Really, either way you look at it, the Transformers are equally "special" inasmuch as they're races created as weapons that then struggled and found a greater destiny. Whether they were weapons created by Primus to fight Unicron in his stead or weapons/slaves created by the Quintessons to be sold.
And I love the idea of Transformers, as an alien culture, having as many different belief systems as humans do and while some Transformers believe in Primus, the Lord of the Light Gods, some believe that's just a myth based around a megacomputer called Vector Sigma, or that they evolved from naturally occurring gears and pulleys, or believers in the vision quests of the controversial Rodimus Prime who claims they were all built by horrible warmongering aliens. And I like the idea of a race of tentacled horrors that are actually cosmic swindlers.
>>79000443
Oh boy /tfg/umblr is here now.
>>79001674
>muh tumblr boogymen
>>>/v/
>>79001674
Get over yourself. Liking sexy bots isn't just a tfg thing.
>>79000271
I interpreted is as Maighread Scott getting meta and writing Windblade as a blatant Mary Sue - she's a chosen one magical girl snowflake singled out by their GOD, is completely awesome at everything, and is immediately beloved by most of Team Bee. And Strongarm wasn't taken in her by her and was actively bothered by all that bullshit. I thought it was pretty amusing.
>>79001674
You've never been to the /y/ tfg, have you faggot?
The best possible origin story for The Transformers is
>Quintessons create Vector Sigma
>Vector Sigma is used to create Primus
>Primus is used to create Cybertronians
>Cybertronians rise up against Quintessons
>>79001742
Kek, you are giving Scott way too much credit.
>>79001674
What's wrong anon? Getting triggered?
>>79001783
I know how we can find out.
>>79001771
I'm giving her too much credit by assuming she's familiar with all the tropes of Mary Sue fanfiction? C'mon jeffe.
>>79001669
>And I love the idea of Transformers, as an alien culture, having as many different belief systems as humans do and while some Transformers believe in Primus, the Lord of the Light Gods, some believe that's just a myth based around a megacomputer called Vector Sigma, or that they evolved from naturally occurring gears and pulleys, or believers in the vision quests of the controversial Rodimus Prime who claims they were all built by horrible warmongering aliens. And I like the idea of a race of tentacled horrors that are actually cosmic swindlers.
As much as I dislike of the idea of Quintessons for making Cybertronians less alien I am really curious how the comics are going to pull them off.
>>79001742
Yeah, it's a pretty classic plot, but what bothered me is that they had a perfect reason for Strongarm not liking her and didn't focus on it as much as they could've, in my opinion. Still not nearly as bad as it could've gone, and everyone walked out of it looking pretty good.
It's so easy to spot the /tfg/ bitches whenever they start swarming a thread.
>>79001834
>There's a reason your General is banned.
But it's not. We just don't have anything else to warrant one to keep it alive.
>>79001834
>There's a reason your General is banned.
The tfg is not banned you hilarious moron, it just runs out of normal discussion and sages, then waifu threads pop up until the next one. Are you so new you don't know this?
>>79001834
not banned, just die because a circlejerk of the same few people that figured each other out so it became formulaic.
>>79001824
You must not read her twitter, she honestly believes everything she writes IS perfect, and that Windblade is not a mary sue. Seriously.
>>79001868
>Post lots of sexy Strongarm. Nobody complains
>Joke about gay bots. REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Sounds like you're just buttmad other people broke into your fun.
>>79001892
Transformers is kill.
1984-2016
>>79001834
Silly anon
>Banned
You wish...
There its nothing to discuss atm
>>79001937
Maybe hes mad no one is fapping to his fat waifu with him.
>>79001950
"Thick"fags are an abomination
>>79001940
Hey man. 2016 is not going easy on anyone. Don't jinx on Peter Cullen's life.
>>79001940
>like the Geewunners said when beast Wars showed up
>like both G1 and Bw said when Animated showed up
>like everyone said when Bayformers showed up
>like every other time things were ruined forever
Yeah ok.
>>79001937
>OP starts thread with Strongarm pic
>thread becomes Strongarm thread
>tumblr brigade senses the evils of cis males and tries to derail the thread
You literally do this all the time.
>>79001972
Don't even joke dude.
>>79001892
>>79001919
>>79001942
And yet here you are, shitposting as hard as you can.
>>79001986
>>tumblr brigade senses the evils of cis males and tries to derail the thread
Well now you're just projecting.
>>79001426
Yeah, but when is the new season going to air?
>>79001986
you sound awfully paranoid there, Strongarm fag
>>79002013
This March
>>79002003
Im just here for pics man, calm your ass flames.
>>79001971
Ironic coming from someone obsessed with a comic about gay sex
>>79001986
>Fat chick in role of law enforcement taken seriously
Literally SJW bait
Is it possible to have a human main character in a transformers show who's actually good?
>>79002003
>Shitposting
Do you even know what you're doing.
>>79002034
Transformers don't have sex because they are robots you dumbass.
>>79002006
Don't use words you don't understand, trannie
>>78992364
I am a drawfriend that sometimes goes to /aco/ I can sketch something yup real quick
>>79002039
Arcee and Jack were pretty decent
>>79002047
careful, youll ruin his fantasy about getting to fuck Strongarm
>>79002055
Yeah, the show would have kicked ass even more if they'd toned down Miko and focused more on them
>>79002029
/co/ is like 95+% reposts
You are going to need to go the sources for pics
Despite the triggered-to-hell anon who freaked out over a gay joke, can't we all agree all bots are beautiful to fap to?
>>79002059
The truly determined will find a way.
>>79002085
nah no thank you
>>79002091
Not really. I liked it a couple years ago, but now it feels like heresy to sexual them because of an assigned importance.
>>79002091
fapping to robots is life
>>79002091
>Sex robots will be a thing within the decade.
So, what will you make yours look like /co/? Will you go for more mechanical or human like appearance?
... Maybe you wanna have it look like a certain Transformer?
>>79002147
i already knoe what i want
>>79002147
>mechanical
I have lost the ability to find baseline humans attractive.
>>79002147
>... Maybe you wanna have it look like a certain Transformer?
We got body pillows. It's just one step closer...
>>79002226
>>79002172
Never understood the attraction to Knock Out. He was weak and short.
>>79002226
...just hypothetically...where would one buy something like that?Not hypothetically.
>>79002003
Yeah whatever you say anon
>>79002261
he was beautiful anon
>>79002173
Spoiler for naughtiness.
>>79002353
that is some kinky shit
>>79002263
There was a Japanese site selling them a few years ago but it's been long gone. I think ebay is the only way left.
>>79002374
>Paying scalper prices
>>79002353
I just might, if you truly feel sorry you naughty machine.
>>79002403
how bad do you want it
>>79002353
Is there more like this?
>>79002374
>>79002263
It's not down. In fact they have new pillows to sell.
http://msua.web.fc2.com/tfdaki/index.html
>>79002047
[Citation Needed]
>>79002564
※ dispatch to another country is not accepted. Please note.
Looks like you'd need a middle-man service.
>>79002674
It works the other way too anon: prove that they do.
We have more evidence that they don't than they do anyway so good luck with that.
>>79002763
> Wheelie's backstory in some versions mentions his crashing on Quintessa with his parents.
>The second is more explicit: At the end of the JapaneseVictorymanga, we find out that Deathsaurusand his forces have been fighting all this time for the sake of his wife Esmeryl, the wives and sisters of the other Decepticons, and all their many children.
>Apart from this, the best case for sexual reproduction in the species could probably be made fromBeast Wars, whereRattrapmakes numerous off-color remarks throughout the series, especially directed at SilverboltandBlackarachnia. These comments strongly hint at something sex-like among Transformers, though it could, of course, be merely recreational rather than reproductive.
straight from G1. Pretty sure that trumps your headcannons.
>>79002899
>> Wheelie's backstory in some versions mentions his crashing on Quintessa with his parents.
>>The second is more explicit: At the end of the JapaneseVictorymanga, we find out that Deathsaurusand his forces have been fighting all this time for the sake of his wife Esmeryl, the wives and sisters of the other Decepticons, and all their many children.
Neither is explicit in the slightest, nor does it mention sex.
>>Apart from this, the best case for sexual reproduction in the species could probably be made fromBeast Wars, whereRattrapmakes numerous off-color remarks throughout the series, especially directed at SilverboltandBlackarachnia. These comments strongly hint at something sex-like among Transformers, though it could, of course, be merely recreational rather than reproductive.
Mentioned already in this very thread and disproved: the shows creators have flat out said that that was humor for themselves and the older viewers, not to be taken seriously or canonically.
Sorry to burst your own headcanon and fantasies about transformers having sex. Also you used the wrong "canon".
>>79002899
>>79003029
It always amuses me the idiots who go back to Beast Wars as their proof for Transformers and sex.
>>79003029
>>79002899
>mfw I can't remember an old Japanese anime with giant sentient alien robots and one of them ended up getting a western robot woman pregnant. He ended up with triplets.
This is gonna bother me all night but anyways, I really wish America was more relax on shit like this.
>>79003390
>mfw I can't remember an old Japanese anime with giant sentient alien robots and one of them ended up getting a western robot woman pregnant. He ended up with triplets.
The Brave of Gold: Goldran is what you're thinking of
>>79003029
You realize that it never explicitly says that humans reproduce sexually in Transformers fiction either, right?
>Also you used the wrong "canon".
>being this retarded
Tumblr, please go and stay away
>>79002763
>>79003029
He gave you reasons they did have sex. Shouldn't you be producing evidence to the contrary?
>>79003461
Thanks anon! Now I can sleep peacefully.
>>79003561
No problem!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNVaN1eeCRw
Here's a clip for anyone else curious!
>>79003474
>You realize that it never explicitly says that humans reproduce sexually in Transformers fiction either, right?
Ok then, if that's the thin grey area you need so you can get off at night, go right ahead. But I wouldn't try talking to show creators or writers and use that as your "proof".
>Tumblr, please go and stay away
Newfag please, pic very related.
>>79003633
>Kissing scene
Oh Japan
>>79003521
I don't actually care enough too, it's not like I'm going to change his mind so there's no point.
>>79003740
anime that actually exist
>guy's hand turns into a mini waifu
>a guy finds a waifu in a pop can from a vending machine
>>79003814
its like they dont have any women there
>>79003741
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Reproduction#Sexual_reproduction
>>79003741
Because...you can't?
>>79002763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DYaMmjTd2o
>>79003868
There's plenty of woman, but because they're over 30. Japan has this weird mindset about woman over that age and being unmarried has being undesirable or something along those lines.
>>79003884
>http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Reproduction#Sexual_reproduction
every argument there was already discussed here >>79002899 and here >>79003029 and to me, lack of proof of sex among humans doesnt mean the robots have sex too and arent telling us
sex not shown in one species =/= sex not being shown in another, especially in one where it makes no sense
your link proves nothing senpai
>>79003911
Ok.
>>79004017
That's what I thought
>anon trying to prove there is robot sex
>they don't realize they're trying to prove that with a 99.9% male population that means that 99.9% of that sex is gay sex
>>79003633
this was super silly and cute.
thank you japan
>>79004154
>implying they don't just gangbang the few females they have
>>79004115
>>79004189
For 4 million years Cybertron had no females. Marvel G1 continuity had no females at all. GAY SEX ANON, GAY SEXXXXXXXX
>>79004189
nah dude, it's pretty much 99% butt stuff with other bro bots. bros bein bros.
>>79004154
>Implying that's a bad thing
>>79004218
I didn't say it was you crazy autistic goose
>>79001766
I prefer:
>Unicron forces Primus to become planet
>Primus makes the 13
>Unicron gets turned into a planet
>The Oracle/Allspark make the first inhabitants of Cybertron (a.k.a. Primus)
>As time goes on the 13 are simply myths and the planet has a good sized population
>Quintessons invade and force the Cybertronians to transform into vehicles and machines as they see fit
>Uprising happens
>Now Quints are myth
You gay-sayers shut up. They literally make babies.
so what's the deal with this?
>>79004211
>For 4 million years Cybertron had no females
What the canon explanation for them suddenly popping up, if there is any?
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