Tell Yoshi bedtime story now!
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>>78896684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkdlMGeZ-vs
Well. Once upon a time,
there was a stupid little shit who wouldn't close his fucking eyes.
One night, when he was being a stupid piece of shit and not closing his eyes to go to sleep, there were horrific Night vultures, with beaks the size of steak knives. These birds of prey have a favorite snack, and that's little fucking brats's eyes that won't stay shut. When they're open, they can see them gazing out; they can even see them through the roof of your house. Now. If the little fucking shit actually shut his goddamn eyes, the terrible Night Vultures wouldn't be able to see them, and so wouldn't be able to pluck them out of they're stupid little shit skulls.
So shut your fucking eyes, and the vultures will stay the hell away from them.
The end
Your life is meaningless and one day no one will remember you or care.
>>78896663
THE NAME'S PIT.And you ain't talking your way out of this shit.
>>78896909
>THE NAME'S PIT.
ARM PIT
I FELL FOR HOURS
>>78897054
A-R-M
P, I said I-T
What is that you smellin? Dog that's me
I don't take showers and I don't brush mah teeth.
That's all I do is dig holes, eat, and sleep.
There ain't no rhyme there ain't no time
there ain't no place to hide
so just sit and wait to fry
Yoooou got to gooooo dig those holes.
>>78896663
Once upon a time, you died and I lived happily ever after.
>>78896663
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO CATCH THE WORM.
FIRE SUMO
FIRE SUMO
FIRE SUMO
AND A MAGNUM BILL
Well, like they say in BrooklynHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP
Haha
>>78900401
or was it the bagel?
>>78896810
What's the original german name of this story?
>>78902440
"Mein Augapfel"