You see a guy in a cramped room.
What shall this guy do?
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>>78861713
>realize he's Bendis
>>78861713
>What shall this guy do?
>stop reading MS Paint Adventures
>shitpost on /co/
>>78861713
>attempt to go out door
You realize you are Bendis.
Wait a min- OH FUCK WHY ARE YOU BALD GOD HELP ME WITH MY BALDNESS.
What shall he do now?
>>78861857
Calls his sister /mlp/ for help.
You decide to call your sister that you don't remember knowing.
No one picks up.
>>78861857
>tie computer cords connecting the monitor to the console into a makeshift noose
>turn table (which is clearly longer than the guy) upright
>standing on the chair, tie end of noose to one leg of the upturned table
>hang self
congratulations /co/, we have successfully killed bendis
You do some convoluted shit to try and hang yourself.
Shit, it didn't work. Wires were too weak.
Realize that you're in a comic and look for a pencil to escape with.
You realize you in a comic, and try doing some meta shit.
It, oddly enough, unlocked the door, but the pencil breaks as it is too important.
Step outside the door, into your backyard
>>78862325
>walk out the door
Since the whole erotic effectuation thing didn't work out
>You get up off the floor and clean up your mess
>You start to explore the house
>Maybe you might find a wig?
You decide to walk out the do- SHIT SHIT SHIT GO BACK
>>78862325
He spontaneously change gender and gain a hourglass figure.
>>78862361
>just turn around now
You try to become a beautiful woman, but you are too busy freaking the fuck out.
>>78862545
>walk back out the door
>rotate the world 90 degrees so you can walk on the outside wall of your room
>>78862545
>you remember that you can fly
You do some WERID MAGIC SHIT.
It ultimately does nothing and makes you look retarded.
>>78862694
>Masturbate and cum in your own mouth
>>78862694
Can this fucking guy actually do anything
>scratch your butt
Let's see how he fucks it up now
>>78862694
Jump out of the window. You're the Main Character. You have plot armor to save you.
>>78862694
You start to have flashbacks....
running on dark streets of Berlim...jumping above buldings on Cairo wile being chased by helicopters....HE START TO REALIZE THAT SOMEONE PUT HIM ON THAT SITUATION AND HIS MEMMORY IS SLOWLY coming back, you seems to be some kind of agent.
They are after him.
You start having flashbacks.
OH GOD.
THEYRE BACK.
You then realize that never happened.
>>78862926
>run into the wall
>open door
>Get on the floor
You run into the wall like a idiot.
You knock yourself out.
>walk the dinosaur
>>78863047
>dream of your waifu
>get your gun.
>It is under your floor
You have "woken up in a void"
What do you do?
>release bowels
throw office chair out the door
>>78863096
>Dream about your waifu.
>Call Jank Stronkman, professional wrestler/therapist, to bust you out of the ring for one night and one night only
>>78863096
Use your imagination to recreate your room.
>>78863096
>Find the nearest living thing and murder it
>>78863096
Finally some change of scenery
>start walking
You start walking.
Pretty cool idea.
>>78863282
>exploding knees
>Retrieve arms.
10/10 like homestuck but made by an autist
