https://twitter.com/zacksnyder/status/685934186805374976
So the "Do you bleed?" scene is a different scene and is pretty weak 2bh fám
Hype down by 2 points
>>78834619
He tweeted a link to twitter? What's so based about that?
>>78834619
>2bh fám
Why are you typing like this?
Do you have water on the brain?
"tell me, do you bleed?"
>>78834704
Because desu senpai
>>78834619
First part looked really good, but then the "Do you bleed?" dialogue was pretty shit.
>>78834704
uh, there's a word filter you dummy, you can't use f.a.m. or c.u.c.k. or t.b.h. anymore, it gets filtered to senpai cuck and desu
"for you"
>>78834730
Because you are an invalid?
>>78834751
I know about the filer. It exists for a reason.
>>78834784
baka desu senpai
>>78834619
Why are they still using that cringy as fuck line? Do they want us not to take the movie seriously?
Has /co/ discussed the ridiculous fucking voice filter Battfleck has going on? It is the most gravely concerning part of all the footage I've seen so far.
>>78834619
I love the way Superman just swatted the Batmobile away.
I've a lot of mixed things to say about Man of Steel but one thing I genuinely loved is how the Kryptonians' powers were portrayed. It's the best live action depiction of superpowers, even the basic Superman-set, I've ever seen.
It's weighty and destructive without being overdrawn, like you can tell Clark is a guy who can just smash and cut through anything with minimal effort every time he unleashes his super strength.
>>78834828
Well, I guess it's better than Bale's cancer voice.
Still not very sold on it though.
>>78834828
It makes Baleman sound not-stupid in comparison.
Pretty sweet i m o t b h f a m
Is it wrong to be worried that Snyder might try make a fraction of the movie in slow motion?
Am I supposed to laugh at Batman trying to run over Superman and completely fucking it up.
>>78834784
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>78834619
Batman somehow looks worse than Nolan Batman
That takes a special kind of inept director to ruin Batman
Oh and Superman breaks traffic laws ftw
>That bright ass blue on Supes
YES
>>78834891
Yes, he didn't do that for Man of Steel.
>>78834619
Looks like shit. Clark Cunt just standing there, and batmobile is like wham, banging right into gas station, and then that line... it's almost like marvel quips. I dindu ask for this. Dindu want this.
Movie looks bad already and this is just a tv spot
>>78834936
Cool shitpost
>>78834958
Thanks, I'm little sick right now and this is my best.
Voice filter sounds like shit
What the fuck was snyder thinking and then all the cringy as fuck lines
jeez
Just kill this movie and put DC out of its misery
>>78834897
I don't think he was trying to run him down, I think he was caught off guard by Superman suddenly appearing.
I think Batman would probably know trying to run over the guy that benchpresses jets wasn't gonna do shit.
>>78834664
mcuck get out
>>78834975
You're welcome. I hope you get better soon. What're you sick with?
>>78834885
>>78834918
You do realize it is against the rules to attempt to bypass filters, right?
>>78834862
>I love the way Superman just swatted the Batmobile away.
He didn't swat it away. He just stood there and it careened off of him.It was great.
>>78834979
mcu shill plz go
>>78835006
Really? Which rule is that?
>>78834997
Pneumonia. Fucking winter.
>>78835053
That's pretty bad. Take care of yourself.
>>78835053
I don't actually care anon. I was shitposting.
>>78834958
>>78834994
>>78835021
I like how the damage control is already in effect
Batman looks terrible in motion
Superman in the middle of the street because lulz
I thought he was going to say that with the armor.
Bats looking kinda goofy in the last trailer/spot or am I going crazy?
Still not sure I'm going to go watch it.
Show me more WB dammit.
>>78835077
I chuckled.
NaNaNaNa...FAT MAN !!!
>>78835006
The filter isn't on any more.
Watch Wonder Skeleton and Lex Zuckerberg be the best parts of the movie.
I'd love for that to happen just to see /co/ get BTFO.
I'm assuming this is a tease for a new trailer that they'll be unleashing in 3 days.
If so then I can't wait
>>78835147
Wow you're life is so fulfilling that you just spend days eagerly waiting for commercials. Just damn man that's sad.
>>78835146
The chance of that happening is nil
I love the "the hell's wrong with you, dude?" look on Superman's face.
I know this is supposed to be badass or whatever but Batman just comes off like some kind of autist.
>>78834619
I'm so sad right now. Go back to the first trailer, THAT WAS AWESOME.
FUCK everything since then has been bad.
I don't know anymore.
>>78835182
What else is there to do?
>>78835210
that's a great Batman then
kek, all the insecure shills furiously shitposting
>>78835210
Well in the context of the scene this is the first meeting
So Batman is all like wow this dude is just showing up in the middle of the street and shit
>Huh, that Bat Chap seems to be awful suspicious at me, better land down his way and try to talk him down
>OH SHIT DOESN'T HE KNOW HOW TO USE THE BRAKES
>Oh, um let me help you up there
>Uh... do I what?
>I'm gonna leave now......
>>78835146
Gadot, I could see that happening, or at least having the best action moments.
Eisenberg, no way.
>>78834619
Why did that crash effect look and sound cartoony?
Fuck Snyder, seriously.
>>78834979
nice post marveldrone
>>78835221
exactly everything since the comic con trailer has been shit
I honestly don't know if the movie can recover from all these shit tv spots and trailers
>>78835267
It's CGI, all CGI looks cartoony.
>>78835267
It's intentional to portray how Superman's power make Batman's tech looks like toy in comparison
>>78835146
>>78835196
It's actually possible because the rest is becoming increasingly bad
Wonder Gal and Lexeinberg would be just less shit, but I doubt Lex could actually be less shit.
>>78835006
You know it's against the rules to be a faggot, right?
>>78834619
His voice modulation sounds really stupid.
>>78835267
>Why did that crash effect look and sound cartoony?
It's a visual joke. Badass Batman tries to run Supes over *THUNK*, hilarious.
>>78835332
Is that why moot had to leave?
I'm really hyped for this movie because of the/tv/ memes that will be born out of it.
>>78835210
>Batman just comes off like some kind of autist.
So, perfect, then?
>>78835342
We're laughing AT YOU, Zack, not with you
>>78835267
because they need the mcu audience obviously
Marvel has DC backpeddling something furious
>>78834619
I can't believe Snyder's such a /v/irgin he made Batman piglike to go with Balderman.
That's some dedication.
BATMAN
T
F
O
Look at all the shitposts for a 30sec trailer. This movie can't come soon enough. Going to be a great day watching this in the theatre before checking in here for all the tryhard trolls.
>>78835332
That doesn't stop famposters from posting.
>>78834619
>mfw Superman looking at batman on the end
Man, they are doing a good job at showing how much of a fucking idiot bats is, i am proud
>>78835398
>calls others shitposters
>is shitposting himself
>shitposting 30secs of footage of nothing
/tv/ go back to your board
>>78835398
this movie is going down in flames the dckeks will cry for a year like when MOS shit the bed and then whine about MCU and company wars destroying the movie
>Batman tries to intimidate Superman
>Superman just brushes him off
Batfags BTFO
>>78834619
Why does batman sound like kylo ren?
If Bats doesn't like killing people, how does he plan to stop but not kill Supes?
>>78834619
What's with all the hate?
This looked pretty cool, where's the hype?
>>78835398
its incredible isnt it? this movie seems to trigger trolls really bad. i fucking love it.
What the fuck is up with the horrible texture on both Batman and Superman's costumes?
>>78835453
but he plans on killing superman
>>78835442
>this movie is going down in flames
You know that there is no way in hell that this movie will underperform right ? i know that this is a /tv/ thread but still
lol this shit is a joke.
Get OnStar batman
>>78835452
Because a voice modulator makes more sense than Bales idiotic gravel voice
>>78835442
poor mcuck, its ok. you will always have your manlet and quips
>>78835487
right because the slew of under performing films didn't lead to this shit
>>78835398
>being excited for shitposting
You're just as bad
>>78835453
>If Bats doesn't like killing people
>killing people
>people
Supes ain't people
Eye make up still looks as stupid as ever. It wasn't good in 89, and it isn't good nearly three decades later.
>>78835457
>hype
>for a DC movie
>on /cotv/
>>78835535
To be fair, MOS did more than all the Phase one movies, i don't know if this is under performing
>>78834883
lol give over, a voice modulator is far better than the stupid cookie monster voice
>all the marvel shills shitting on this
lmao out in full force
>>78834704
Somebody sure is new.
Disney shills BTFO in here, delicious
To be honest family, I'm looking forward to the movies, and I think MoE was better than 75% of the MCU movies.
>30 seconds of BVS is more than enought to trigger /co/
Also i like how they're making Supes seem like an unstoppable god
>that squeaky tire noise after it hits Supes
hahahaha
>>78835719
MCU only has 3 good movies TWS,IM1 and GoTG it's not a very difficult task
>>78834619
Lets be honest here. We all knew this would be shit when they went with a story that heavily requires history and build up to pull off for their 2nd flick solely to fix the mess and mistakes of their last flick.
Like Singer and DoFP but without quality actors.
At the very least it will be fun watching fanboys cry and moan. I like that.
>>78835761
>MCU only has 3 good movies
>>78835761
Totally agree with you!
Jesus this movie is going to be amazing
Marelkeks BTFO
>>78835782
Will bvs be another green plat in the right column?
>>78835376
WE BATMETAL NOW
>>78835782
Hahaha, looking at rottentomatoes. Who cares what the critics say? Half of them are paid off and half of them are just going with the mainstream flow.
>>78835542
He looks even worse
It worked fine for all the other Batmen and only retards believe Batman should wear lenses in live action
>>78835782
>The Avengers 92%
>above TWS and Ant-Man
Yeah, into the trash it goes.
>>78835376
Fucking christ lol
It looks so good in photos and on a manikin tho.
>Based Russo's
>Based Black Panther
>movie is called Batman vs Superman
>ads all point to that
>not even the purpose of the movie or the ending
its like calling AoU "Hulkbuster"
what a ripoff
call the trailer
prep time intensifies
kick my car like that
Looks good. I hope it remembers it's an action blockbuster and doesn't drown all the spectacle under that mountain of faux pathos and self-seriousness that weighed down "Man of Steel".
Why is Superman coated in reflective paint?
Is that a new super power?
>Batmobile hits Supes
>Barely phases him
>Batman trying to act all tough
>Superman giving a look like "Really? Are you serious, motherfucker?"
Holy shit that was hilarious. Superman literally gives no fucks.
>>78835900
>this garage shot
>that group shot of Cap and Crew running
Is "Civil War" going to just be a bunch of people running and punching each other?
Batman lost all his street cred in half a minute.
>>78835946
aren't they all?
>>78835927
Superman is god
Batman is man
They fight
Metaphors
>>78835946
Most action movies are.
>>78834619
That looks so fucking grotesque.
Who the fuck can spent money to view those costumed super-heroes crap ?
That's pretty fucked up that Superman kicks the batmobile into that poor Bums home
Now how will he sleep at night
Man of Murder confirmed
>>78834619
Where is his neck?
going to bomb
>drives his billion dollar super car straight into superman
>world's greatest detective
>>78835993
Lex pls
Pretty cool.
So, Superman in the movie is supposed to on such a high power level that he's holding back during his fight with Batman, if that line from the one trailer is any indicator.
But Doomsday is gonna be the big bad, and he's gonna be strong enough to take on Superman and Wonder Woman at full power. So what's Batman gonna do during the Doomsday fight? Just stand there and brood? Suddenly be able to damage a super mutated Kryptonian because plot?Powersuit duel with Lex Luthor?
>>78835569
It also did worse than Superman and Superman II, and on the budget it had would have been considered a flop if it made any other Superman gross to date, including Returns.
>>78835487
At this budget level, five out of eight Batman movies would be considered to have underperformed. Three of them released in the blockbuster era - Returns, Batman and Robin, and Begins - would have been said to have performed so badly they would have killed the franchise for a decade. Which one of them actually did, albeit at a lower budget than BvS is said to have.
You know how Sony was forced to accept that Spider-Man wasn't profitable if they spent $300m on a movie that needed an $80m marketing campaign and barely made $700m back? It's like that.
This thing needs to break a billion just to be considered a success. If it ends on $800m the sequels will be fewer and further between until the studio is sure of what went wrong, and god help Affleck if they think it was his interference, or if they just plain think Flash tests better with audiences.
>>78834619
I'm excited. Too bad that scene was so badly edited for a tv spot.
>>78836066
This.
Quality fucking writing.
>>78836055
It will turn a profit, but it will also be shit and routinely be made fun of.
Like the Fantastic Four movies.
>>78836109
Gets his guns out and starts blasting away.
The designs and production values look good, but am I the only one that thought the whole thing was kinda' involuntarily funny, especially Batman talking shit after Superman already flew away.
Made him out to be a total pussy.
>>78834619
>there are people actually hyped for this steaming pile of shit
>>78836121
It's not like Batman is human and can't panic and go "OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO"
>>78835914
>movie is called Batman v Superman: DAWN OF JUSTICE
FTFY
This is why you're retarded
>>78836052
I hid it in a kryptonite safe, Clark!
Marveldrones who are shitting all over this teaser need to go and watch the trailer for Civil War, fast foward to the ending where there's the big airport fight.
I mean, come on. that scene looks cheeses as fuck, it's like they called Michael Bay to help with the stage setting.
>explosion there
>exposion here
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>78836109
Do you really want to known?Batman uses a Kryptonite laser to power down Superman so they can fight. He later uses it to deliver the killing blow on Doomsday.
Also, Doomsday is not the final boss.
>insecure marveldrones shitting up the thread
>>78836195
>DC shill damage control
ayyy
>>78836171
Right, right. There's nothing wrong with the world's greatest detective having shit for brains. Especially if there's a cool stunt involved.
>>78836184
Why are you so insecure?
>>78836195
>people criticizing muh DCEU
>must be Marveldrones
>they're so insecure LOL
>>78836194
>Also, Doomsday is not the final boss.
>three antagonists
This is going to be Spiderman 3 level
>>78836173
Damn right, anon.
This is going to be the best versus movie since AVP: Alien vs. Predator.
>>78836207
I like anything as long as it's good. I have no allegiance to a particular corporation. marveldrones are just pathetic though.
I love how Supes doesn't even move he just stands there don't giving a fuck anymore.
>>78836184
You can't even shitpost right. Michael Bay is much better at action scenes than what you're describing.
>>78836208
Trying too hard now m8
>>78836184
>explosions that don't show where they are from or who is dealing them
>not intriguing
remember the last movie that had multiple villains while also trying to fit in a team together to be the big pull for the next movie?
I wonder how that one went...
>>78836232
Don't worry.The final boss is an army of disposable robot drones Lex Luthor has built.
>>78836109
>Powersuit duel with Lex Luthor?
Yes please
>>78836226
>bring up Marvel
>show Marvel RT scores
>not a marveldrone
k
>>78836281
>>78836239
CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED MOVIE, TBQH
>that sexual tension between the Predator and the black chick.
>>78836281
Proof or kill yourself
>>78836280
yeah but this is DC and rush to the Justice League
>>78836280
>it is literally impossible to have a secondary threat because other inept studios couldn't do it
This is how stupid you sound. It's like your only knowledge of cinema is the last 15 years of purely capeshit.
>>78836315
his dog works for nintendo
>>78836207
>i want to suck Kevin feige cock!
>shut up
>muh damage control
144 posts, 56 posters. Marveldrones working overtime for 30sec of material.
>>78834619
Looks bad as expected. Really looking forward to seeing this pathetic attempt at a cinematic universe crash and burn. Hopefully DC just sticks to animation from here on out.
BvS is the only comic book movie I'm excited for and all the promo stuff looks shitty. I hope it's like DOFP where the movie is great despite the poor marketing.
>>78836331
>I wonder how that one went
>>78836208
>Especially if there's a cool stunt involved.
That wasn't a cool stunt.
It was bland cgi.
Snyder is the anti-christ to practical effects.
![Copy%20of%20foggy_henery.2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UD5jFmP.jpg "Copy%20of%20foggy_henery.2[1].jpg")
>this clip
>>78836382
That didn't even look like CGI.
>>78836315
>LexDrones are part of the Lego set.
>Even Snyder confirmed Doomsday is not the final battle.
>Devin Faraci (who read the script) said there's a very cliched element in the wake of AGE OF ULTRON.
>LexOS is being built up through the fake interviews and viral stuff as something BIG that'll be launched within the movie's fictional timeframe.
>You actually see Lex inside a Kryptonian ship with a robot near him in the end.
>>78836363
It made a lot of money. The only reason Sony scrapped everything is because they were a.) going bankrupt and b.) they had the hack that leaked all of their dirty laundry.
>BvS is so bad that it kills comic book movies
Truly, Batman is the hero we deserve
I heard the TPB collection has no borders so that dialog bubbles get cut off near the spine.
>>78836341
Because the DC shills aren't samefagging with the exact same posts, right?
>>78836382
"cool" as from the perspective of the people looking forward to this film.
"Dude, Batman totally crashes his batmobile into superman and superman is all like "bitch please" and batman be all like "what" and then teh batmobile rolls into a gas station and explodes and then batman is like "do you bleed!" and then superman is like "pff" and just flies off just like when I do when my dumb bitch mom tells me to clean my room" cool.
Not actual cool.
>>78836239
AVP was crap, just a bunch of "WooOOOooooo HEY REMEMBER THIS" callback bullshit
Vs. movies that don't involve kaijuu are all garbage
This is the thing I don't get.
We have three options:
>A)
Batman has been observing and knows Superman can kill him but won't. So why does he fight him if he knows Supes is good.
>B)
Batman doesn't know Supes is good. So why would he stand up against such a powerful 'villain'?
>C)
Batman knows the script
>>78836452
It won't be Lex in a suit, it will be military drones made by LexCorp
They made that pretty clear in the Lex interviews, he's making a "product" to protect people from external threats and they go on detail about how LexCorp has contracts with the government and invests in defense tecnology
Disney cucks getting XxBLASTEDxX
>>78834784
desu senpai baka cuck
>Batman rolls up, and instead of stopping just inches from him and getting out and staring him down, he decides to try and crash into him. This in spite of the fact that he knows Superman is the man of steel and mostly invulnerable.
>He then emerges from the wreckage, and tries to threaten superman with a completely uncharacteristic "90s Xtreme 'Living-on-the-Edge!' Edgelord" cringe-line about making superman bleed.
>Terrible toys-r-us voice-changer effect, and ridiculous robo-helm with flashlight eyes.
>Look at that superboy. They might as well have cast Tobey Maguire.
DC musta been all like "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP DESU SENPAI"
>>78836472
Not really. The majority of the thread is nitpicking innocuous shit for the sake of bitching.
>>78836472
>>78836472
MCU DRONE
>>78836465
>BvS is so bad that it kills comic book movies
I'm actually pretty sure that after bvs you will see articles calling for the end of capeshit.
But Civil War will be so good it will stop the idea of "the end of capeshit" from taking hold.
>end of BVS is a fucking drone army "smash em"
fans will rip this apart comparing it to Avengers
>>78836527
What the fuck is up with this desu senpai weeaboo shit
fucking kill yourself
civil war will be full bullshit quips and witty shit for reddit. disney cucks will eat all that shit up mmmm right in the mouth, balls on chin.
>>78836578
How new are you?
>all of this samefagging
You people are dedicated to your companies, wew.
>>78834619
>Superman straight up shrugs him off
Based
>the assblasting in this thread
I will enjoy watching this movie knowing that people on /co/ have strokes due to its very existence
>>78836511
Omacs?
>>78834619
footbawls? how is that based
>captcha: algehal several
did you have several algehals before posting?
>>78834619
Batman saying "You will" here is basically the equivalent of an old man waving his fist and yelling "I'll get you brats!" after they vandalize his lawn or something
>>78836658
Just random LexDrones.
>>78836693
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
WHY
>/co/ is so desperate to hate this movie that they want it to be the worst movie of all time
>all reports are that it's really good
I guess when you've been dedicated to shitposting about MoS for 2 and a half years you've got to just go all the way.
>>78836685
And that's why it's funny. It's silly, but played completely straight.
That's why DC movies are so memed on /tv/, the meme factor is directly proportional to how serious it takes itself.
>>78836173
>see, they point out that the justice league is gonna be started in the movie
What's the v implied to stand for, smart guy?
>inb4 they said it doesn't mean versus
Doesn't matter what they say. They're marketing it like it does stand for versus.
>>78836721
>/co/
most of this is /tv/
>>78836721
>Reports
>From studio executives themselves.
AKA the guys who also loved TDKR, MoS and Green Lantern.
WEW LAD
What a man. What a super man.
>co still doesn't get the line
For how much you retards hate on it this is going right over your head. It's addressing everyone's complaints that Supes didn't sustain damage in MoS. Batman is quite literally asking can you be hurt, and then stating he will hurt him.
>>78836685
They're literally portraying him as that very image though, it's like a reverse Dark Knight Returns
>Alfred telling Bruce he's retarded for pursuing any of this
>Superman straight up just disgusted with him
>Batman goes from being a loner to working with an actual team
>>78835854
It can't possibly look worse than eye makeup. Yeah, that's what Batman should do. Apply his mascara before he goes out on patrol.
I'm gonna unmask because I found a kid worth taking as my ward. Hold up, I have to wipe off this make up or else I'll look like a tool.
>>78834619
So between this is the CW special when i Marvel gonna reveal the Spidey outfit trying to outshine DC?
>>78836791
Not talking about the execs.
>>78836721
These "reports" come from WB executives themselves, people who need this movie to be succesful. You'll find the same reports for all other tentpole movies, with varying degrees of authenticity.
However, I do believe the reports Wonder Woman will be a standout. She looks cool. I only hope Gadot is more charismatic, she was quite stiff in the FAST AND FURIOUS movies.
>>78836831
Who cares.
You watch Marvel movies for the action scenes.
You watch DC movies for the plot and fight choreography.
>>78836742
Because the vast majority of the film revolves around the conflict between Batman and Superman, you dumbass.
>>78836791
>AKA the guys who also loved TDKR
You mean most of the world?
The Dark Knight Rises was crowned by Forbes as the best modern comic book superhero adaption on screen, outranking both its main summer blockbuster competitor, Marvel's The Avengers, and the trilogy's previous installment The Dark Knight.
The Telegraph granted the film a maximum score of five stars, stating that it is "a superhero film without a superhero," comparing it with The Godfather Part II and praising Hardy's performance as well as the film's intricate plot and narrative.
The Los Angeles Times thought the film was "potent, persuasive and hypnotic" and that it was "more than an exceptional superhero movie, it is masterful filmmaking by any standard."
The Playlists Todd Gilchrist wrote "A cinematic, cultural and personal triumph, The Dark Knight Rises is emotionally inspiring, aesthetically significant and critically important for America itself – as a mirror of both sober reflection and resilient hope."
The Dark Knight Rises #50 on IMDB top 250 chart
http://www.imdb.com/chart/top
The American Film Institute ten-best films of 2012 list.
http://www.deadline.com/2012/12/afi-awards-2012-winners/
Southeastern Film Critics Association best films of 2012
http://www.imdb.com/event/ev0000620/2012
TIME magazine best films of 2012
http://entertainment.time.com/2012/12/04/top-10-arts-lists/slide/the-dark-knight-rises/
Rolling Stone best films of 2012
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/lists/the-best-movies-of-2012-20121212/the-pop-spot-19691231
Los Angeles Times best films of 2012
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/dec/14/entertainment/la-et-mn-year-in-review-best-movies
91/100 Critics' Choice
http://www.criticschoice.com/search?s=dark
88% RT, 8.0 average rating (8.0 Top Critics)
78/100 Metacritic, 10 perfect scores as opposed to 66% Metacritic and no perfect scores for Avengers.
>>78836793
I feel bad for him. He looks consistently perfect as Superman and he could do a better job at acting if he was allowed to, but he's stuck in this shitshow
>>78836831
there might be something on the 15th
>>78836876
It's quite sad you had that post all lined up.
>>78834619
>>78834828
I mean, it makes sense but it doesn't feel very Batman-y.
>>78836693
Not quite. Supposedly, they're reverse engineered versions of the drone that Clark tangled with inside the Kryptonian scout ship.
>BVS
>this movie looks bad
>FUCKING MKEKS SAMEFAGS
>CW
>looks good
>LEL DISNEY BTFO QUIPS XDD
You cant win with these fags.
dat light bonk
>>78836742
Jesus you're an even bigger retard than the other guy implied. It's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. First part is Batman v Superman where the two fight it out. Second part is Dawn of Justice where they team up with Wondy for the greater good. Do try and follow along.
>>78836865
most of the action scenes suck in the MCU. The only ones who look good is Cap. Everyone else is ruined vecause they need CGI and its so obvious too.
>>78836917
>gets BTFO
>y-you have no life b-because you can Google something
:^)
>>78836933
I'm tired of all cape movies. I just want this constant barrage of noise and special effects to end.
>>78836474
Understood and agree 100%
>not being hyped for JL
I feel sorry for you guys tbqh
I really hope there's some dialogue in between Batman crashing and him asking if Superman bleeds. It feels too forced without something in between.
The entire movie has been laid out.
>Batman's origin.
>Bruce Wayne on Metropolis during Zod's invasion.
>Superman saving people around the world and causing suspicion.
>Clark, Bruce, Lois and Lex meeting at that party.
>Superman causing an international incident in a Middle Eastern country and being called to testify.
>Luthor bombing the hearing and framing Superman.
>Batman gets pissed and steals Kryptonite from LexCorp.
>Superman pursues him, unaware of what he has stolen, leading to the Batmobile crash.
>Meanwhile Luthor creates Doomsday and kidnaps Martha Kent to force Superman to fight Batman.
>Superman and Batman fight, ends in standstill.
>They join forces to save Martha.
>Lex unleashes Doomsday.
>Wonder Woman intervenes.
>Doomsday dies.
>Lex unleashes drones.
>Drones are destroyed.
>Lex loses his hair in Kryptonite-related accident and goes to prison.
>Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman form the Justice League.
>Maybe an after-credits scene teasing Darkseid.
>>78836917
I will save it too. Will be my new pasta.
>>78836865
>You watch DC movies for the plot and fight choreography.
lol both are terrible in those flicks tho
>>78837024
Obviously there is. Why else would Superman walk over there and rip open his Batmobile if he didn't want to at least try to talk to him?
>>78837024
See >>78836796
This entire board needs to take a film analysis class. Doesn't help that most of you didn't finish high school.
>>78836876
Critics are a fucking joke.
>>78837024
Of course there will be. Bats is outta the car when he says the line. I bet Bats starts to rant or something along the lines of asking just what the hell Supes is.
>You will never go back in time and kill all the moviefags and /v/irgins before they can ruin /co/
>>78837068
MoS had the best fights in all of capeshit and Dark Knight had the best plot.
This is undebatable fact.
>In b4 you cite Shakeycamsolider as good fights
They are Bourne 1 tier. Russos should have watched the sequels.
>>78836995
He appears to be a pretty cool guy
>>78837052
What's with the need to force Darkseid out so early? He's such an endgame villain. It's like taking your final exam on your second week of university.
>>78837119
>MoS had the best fights in all of capeshit
>>78837024
Basically, Superman will punch the batmobile, then Batman will come out, they'll trade a few barbs.
>Yo, Batman, don't start shit in my territory.
>You started shit in your own territory, man. Alien shit.
>Whatever, bro, I'm outta here.
>Yo, do you bleed? You will.
>>78837121
I like him. I want that BORG LIFE shirt.
>>78837145
It's a fact senpai if you don't see it that's on you
>>78837128
WB is trying to catch up to Marvel, and Darkseid is their equivalent to Thanos.
Plus the "Justice League" movies Snyder will be directing are a Darkseid two-parter. Afterwards, I guess they can do stuff like the Secret Society and the Crime Syndicate.
>>78837128
Yes, which is why you establish him as a threat. It's not like this Darkseid just shows up as an endgame role.
>>78837197
Darkseid is fucking entry level you plebs there is no catch up going on. Hell the JL movies are 2 fucking years apart. He's the easiest way to introduce casuals to the Multiverse so they can do Multiversal threats.
>>78834923
They haven't added the filters yet
>>78837190
Dragon Ball Z shit is the worst, fuck yoself
>>78837253
Kek underage fag detected.
DBZ is just a JL clone you dumbass.
>>78837197
Doing Darkseid is just a bad idea at this point. Most people are going to think he's a Thanos ripoff despite being an older character. I'd much rather see the Crime Syndicate or the pale martians from Morrison's JLA.
>>78837236
>Actually believing they'll do crazy Multiverse stories.
You'll get Earth-3 at best.
>>78837280
No. One is a purple man in a chair looking for a glove cause he's a little bitch boy.
The other is a Multiversal threat who doesn't need any bs power ups and wants to take over.
>>78837276
>DBZ is just a JL clone
funniest shit i've heard all day
>The Marvel movie is actually shaping up to more serious and complex than the DC world
2016 is a strange year.
