Yes /co/, it's that time again.
These threads always have too much beefcape and never enough cute.
>>78796263
Witty, agnostic, and with a smug sense of funnies. What's there to not love?
>>78797076
Different strokes for different folks.
These threads normally follow a pattern based on OP's husbando. If OP posts beefcake it will mostly be beefcake, if OP posts chub it will mostly be chub etc.
>>78797076
Because furry and shota are banned, and the people who like chubs are weird about it.
>>78797076
this desu bara is a shit a big one a great one even.
>>78796459
>>78796263
GAAAAAYYYYY
oh wait hes gay
>tfw your husbando is coming back after a ten year hiatus
Feels good.
>>78801028
I refuse to believe Aquaman is anyone's husbando.
Why is he so perfect?
>>78802213
Why?
>>78797076
I love Weekly. I would make him bathe more often though.
>>78802652
i had a dream about him last night :3
>>78797114
tentacle rape?
>>78802793
Tell us about your dream.Was it lewd?
>>78802213
then youre retarded because i would let him fuck me until i died
>>78802949
Bearded Aquaman in best Aquaman.
>tfw he will never make you wear a cute yellow dress
>tfw he will never take you to 5 star restaurants
>tfw he will never give you his grape juice
>>78802213
>not wanting a handsome powerful king with an adorably moody personality as your husbando
I think it's weird that people DON'T want him
>>78803030
Are you a grill?
rate
>>78803527Yes.
>>78803812
What's with girls and liking fictional rapists/psychos? Always found it weird.
>>78804239
It's just a fantasy. Not any weirder than your fetishes, probably.
>>78803547
You have incredibly bad taste, I'm so sorry
>>78804382
Probably. It's interesting that it's such a common fetish for women.
>>78802692
Excellent taste friend
>>78804591
It is, not sure why. Maybe it's in our nature.
Goliath is my everything, I think about him for several hours every day.
Also
>>78802652
Good choice, Bigby is definitely in my top 5.
>>78804239
because from a young age we are taught to romanticize traits that are a danger to one self.
>>78804591
It's natural for women to want to be dominated. To be fair think about how popular femdom is with guys.
>>78803547
Hiccup is great but you picked worst mystery twin.
>>78805503
Nah, I'm pretty this guy >>78805640 is spot on. It has nothing to do with being "taught" anything.
I want tocaresshisbeard.
>>78805640
Pretty sure a lot of people like/want to be dominated regardless of gender or sexuality.
Femdom is popular with straight guys, domination stuff is popular with gay guys too. It's not just a woman thing.
>>78803547
>Toffee
-999/10
>>78805923
God, Checchetto Frank is so hot. I'm mad that we're getting Dillon for the new book.
>>78802213
>qt blond with a great body who can talk to fish
>not anybody's husbando
absolutelyoutrageous
My mostly /co/ related crushes and husbando.
>>78806389
>VS and Kaz
>best MGS boy nowhere to be seen
Great taste otherwise.
>>78806389
Now that's what I call great taste
smusmumrik/snufkin
>>78807184
good taste
>>78796459
Sauce?
>>78802858
The tentacles rape is seriously the best part, anon.
>>78802718
You sir, have a marvellous taste.
>>78806835
Ocelot is great too, didn't want to fill the whole chart with MGS husbandos though.
MGS is great for husbandos.
>>78806921
Y-you too.
>>78802652
>tfw no grumpy were-human bf
>>78796263
He's really the only reason I watched W.I.T.C.H.
>>78796263
Best Husbando from 2014 onwards.
>>78810059
something something you like it doggy-style something something
>>78807867
>Having a dirty slut as husbando
>>78806389
Stop making me feel gay /co/
>>78811742
What's so bad about sluts?
>>78797076
Weekly is too cute to not love.
>>78802353myaahhh~
>>78814712
Absolutely nothing
Love the Jew booty
>>78805503
yep this is spot on.
>ctrl+f steve rogers
>0 results
>ctrl+f obi-wan
>0 results
you guys are getting wronger and wronger with each passing day
>>78818305
I don't have any unfortunately. But here is this.
my terrible husbando
>>78804901
>>78810059
>>78812211
dat taste
pic related, bc will always hold a special place in my heart
spider j is my number 2
>>78819368
At least you are self aware.
Out of question.
>>78806389
10/10 list
pic is mine.
Would you a Schmendrick /co/?
I had a crush on him in the movie and then it was pure love after I read the book. I even enjoy his pretty-boy comic book self. Molly better back the fuck up with her nappy hair and her tacos tryna' steal my husbando.
>>78819535
Jack looked pretty sexy in a suit.
I blame Spader.
>>78811072
>tfw you will never get to rest your head on Wirt's lap as he recites poetry.
before the last two episodes mostly
>>78820177
Not my choice but I can see the appeal.Still got steamed when he couldn't leave Gravity Falls.
>>78820016
Robots are incredibly sexy. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
>>78820423
>Robots are incredibly sexy
I know rite?
Just look at this sexy beast.
>>78820398that was fucking bullshit I'm still salty af
>>78796263
Who is the Joseph Joestar of /co/?
But Barton, Murdock, and Oliver Queen are probably the closest /co/ guys I would put on Husbando Tier.
>>78799288
>>78810875
>>78818305
>>78819535
A+ choice anons
Idc what anyone says, Toffee is a 10/10 sexy lizard hunk
>>78818305
My fucking negro.
>>78818305
I wouldn't really consider Obi-Wan a /co/ character even if he has been in comics.McGregor's a cutie though
>>78815465
I-is that his penis?
>>78821732
That's a cigarette, you dunce.
>>78821700
He was one of the main characters in the clone wars. Both animated shows.
>>78810875
god tier husbando
>>78821891
I still feel it's iffy but who am I to judge. Live!
>>78821805
I'm looking at his pants, you special ed.
>>78797471
You'd be weird too if everyone treated you weird.
>>78821983
If you know it's his pants then why are you asking if it's his dick, idiot?
>>78803547
Pretty good.
For a porn loving tumblrite.
>>78822006
Because it looks like he's popping a raging boner, baka.
>>78821986
It's not weird that they like chubs but often times they are pedos.
>>78822210
That's never what get's debated though. Not that there should even be any arguments about which fetishes suck in the first place.
>>78822324
Some people don't find fat guys attractive. I like pretty boys for the most part and I bet plenty of people here would tell me I have shit taste because that's not what they are into. If people want to say they don't like something then they are welcome to.
>>78796263
CTRL - F "beast boy"
Good. Twink beast boy is MEIN
>>78820482
He meant sexy robots are sexy
>>78811072
Voiced by Elijah woods. I was feeling some type of way about feeling some type of way until I put that together.
I don't know what's wrong with me...
>>78807349
Marvel hercules
>>78822360
I normally wouldn't disagree but when it comes to a few fetishes it derails the entire thread over something pointlessly retarded.
>>78822466
I want to read this run just for new QT Gar but I know it's shit.
Out of curiosity, here's a poll for anyone who posted in the thread.
http://strawpoll.me/6488699
>>78822495
You seek the forbidden fruit. That which is considered unfit for human taste. It's the wrongness that drives you.
He is all that is undesirable and thus all you must feel. Brutish, fat, lazy, boisterous, manipulative, angry. It's all there for the taking.
>>78822673
Consume him anon.
Embrace the monster.
>>78822601
Jesus Christ, that was actually incredibly astute. Are you a wizard?
>>78822495
his son is so much better
>>78806389
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A HUSBANDO
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE 'THO
>>78822719
I have wallowed in the swamp of strange sexuality for a long time anon.
There are many more mysteries I have yet to understand, but boy do I try.
>>78822731
Sure, Midnighter is muh husbando.
The rest are the "10/10 would fuck" crushes.
>>78819520
But not sself-repntent
>>78822563
If you like series that basically only exist to complement other series and only has 1 complete arc and begins and ends in other comics arcs the restof the 10 issues then...stop liking that. And dont read it. But twink beast boy needs to just be gay because my dick.
>>78822585
Asexual male
HEY!! Other gay dude who is here what are you into? Post more of your husbando.
>>78822722
Especially Extremely Goofy Movie Peej
>>78823288
yeah
>>78819705
Fug yea
I'm going to Hell.Which is okay because he's there too
>>78823276anon shouldnt some characters for How to train your dragon be there? like fishlegs or Stoick the Vast
>>78823276
>pedo with a fat fetish
Kill yourself.
Ugh, faggots have the worst taste in men.
>>78823991
Well, post your choice them.
>>78823957
>being attracted to real children
Why?
>>78803547
2/10
Iop-loving scum.
>>78810875
10/10 chart m8
Impmon is cute. CUTE!
>>78823276
>no Tokita
For shame.
>>78803547
Ewww Hiccup.
>>78815483
Aw yis
>>78826117
And you don't even have to fight Midnighter
>>78826080
I don't really get the hype behind. Sure the concept and design is nice, but he was really whiny/beta-ish in 2
>>78822585
Tranny goes for those born female too right
>>78826172
As in FtM? I guess so.
My favorite nihilistic drunkard.
>>78826339
I love him. I want him to come to my dimension, fuck me, then abandon me like trash because life is meaningless and I want to die.
>>78826339
>>78826458
good taste
>>78826172
>FtM tranny
What's your tumblr?
FaggotyDib and Zim. Why? Because I'm a retarded degenerate who spent too much time on deviantArt and at Hot Topic back in the day.
>i will never see him smile ever again...
>>78826711
He was to good for the world he was in.
Sarah's a cold hearted bitch who didn't deserve him.
>>78827014
it.. it.. still hurts anon... its been a year and it still does...
>>78826730
Underrated post.
Now that.... is art.
>>78825918
that's DAMN levels of fat.
>>78827524
when you look like you have no neck, youre too fat.
>>78827524
Just imagine how good you look standing next to him.
Dick
>>78827654
he looks like he's gonna have a hard time walking.
>>78827524
When you're a famous genius inventor you can be as fat as you want and still have hot girls falling over your dick.
>>78828948
Let's not pretend that women care about the genious or inventor parts.
>>78820482
>posting sexy robo nudes
This is a Christian board, anon.
>>78828078
giant foot
>>78825918
What is Gaben doing in an anime?
>>78827524
And then she ends up falling in love with him. Paprika was a weird movie.
>>78829287
I'd bang Gaben. Don't care if he's a daddy chub, still bang him.
In b4 edeglord.
One enters and one leaves and I still kept the MacFarlane chub.
>>78825918
I love how Paprika ended.
Cute! CUTE!
>>78829747
>Pinhead
Oh fuck muh husbando
>>78820016
>quiptron
Garbage.
>>78830025
Good taste my friend.
Someone post the ghost robot chart.
>>78826730
Brad Bird has given us some god-tier husbandos.
>>78829893
Satoshi Kon is a god.RIP
>>78829841
Fat fetishists always have the worst taste.
>>78830070
You too, pal.
>>78797471
>Because furry and shota are banned
This board has some of the most vocal furry andstraightshota fetishists I've ever seen in an internet community that doesn't specifically cater to them
>>78829413
She was already in love with him. The audience just isnt given any indication of this until near the end.
>>78826339
>nihilistic
He fucking wishes.
>>78827654
No. He's at the perfect level. Just enough to where he can still smell nice if he keeps up with hygiene and decent deodorant.
>>78830966
It's a popular image board where any judgment laid on you is immediately forgotten under the veil of anonymity. It's the perfect place to discuss the taboo.
My number one /co/ husbando here
I don't even know why. He's not even my type.
>>78810975
Looks like a fucking altmer
I bet he can't even stealth, let alone use archery
>>78804954
>Gargoyles husbando
>NOT Xanatos
are we watching the same children's cartoon, anon
>>78831521
Character development is sexy.
Here he is.
>>78830347
Shit, I heard about that.
How did he die?
>>78831521
what is your type of guy?
>>78820482
I know you're trying to be sarcastic, but even the machine in that image is kind of alluring, in the same way that an image of just a muscular flexed arm would be alluring. It's so strong and pure and efficient; imagine a person made entirely from synthetic parts even more robust and ingenious, by a vast margin -- basically, Ultron.
>>78832547
good taste
Gideon. I don't understand these feelings, I just roll with them.I can't be the only female in this thread, can I?
>>78826172
Marry me.
>>78826154
He was an idiot in the second one but how was he a beta? He's engaged.
>>78814712
Used goods belong in the trash.
>>78832840
you're a fatchaser, like me.
Although his personality is a deal breaker, even for those into chubby shota.
>>78824119
>>78810875
What a fatty.
>>78832840
present
I used to like him too but kind of moved on.
Still have a huge fetish for southern accents tho
>>78832010
Long haired Hank is hot but he does nothing to me in his regular haircut. Thank God he got bangs in the new season. He's now back to being bangable.
>>78832038
Gruff and masculine. So pretty much the exact opposite of Dean.
>>78833228
>implying you'd kick Dick out of bed
Sluts are the best.
>>78833228
Sluts just need someone to love them anon
>>78833728
>find slutty boyfriend
>break him into becoming a submissive and loving househusband
That's my fetish.
>>78833728
No they don't. All they need is to get pumped and dumped.
>>78814712
>>78833728
Sluts need someone to teach them how to behave. That's why I ship Dicknighter.
>>78833995
But they are both sluts.
Which makes it even better.
>>78834031
Middy is not a slut. He's just lost and need to experiment a little. After that, he will return to purity.
>>78833805
Apparently it is also mine now
>>78834119
>tfw no more Dadnighter
Why do they always ruin a good thing
>>78834248
He can be Dick's daddy.
>>78834248
Dadnighter is good, but Slutnighter is also fun.
Muh husbando is perfect to me either way.
>>78834119
cuck.
>>78832840
I'm not even into chubs but some tumblr user posted pictures of aged up gideon that i found very sexy. I am also a girl
>>78832840
>>78834821
So, all the chubfags on /co/ are girls?
Damn sisters, get some better taste.
>>78832584
my nigga
>>78835042
Nice.
>>78834953They aren't girls, just delusional trannies. You'd have to be mentally ill to find fatties attractive in the first place
>>78834953
>all chubfags are female
Chubfags are mostly guys.
>>78834821
Also, said pics of aged up Gideon, because I can only imagine him as a more annoying Rush Limbaugh.
>>78835136
You'd have to me mentally ill to find any being attractive.
Besides. Most chubfags are men, and it's not like they give a shit about who judges them about their disgusting tastes.
> husbando is the character with the most potential in the whole show
> doesn't get any development because he's a secondary villain
jfc, he's proof that the main villain can create artificial intelligence indistinguishable from a human and he's easily the most advanced single piece of technology on the show.
Hopefully the new show fixes this.
>>78833157
Everytime he tried to talk to his dad he stuttered annoyingly
>>78810975
My nigga.
What a shame that the comic wasted him.
>>78831843
> Xanatos
> Not Owen
>>78834953
Im not into chubs, this is my husbando
>>78835628
That's somehow even weirder.
>>78835155
Heres the link to the post if you're curious: http://possessed-opossum.tumblr.com/post/124383593685/look-what-i-found-in-the-garbage-today also, youre probably absolutely right, he probably would start to look like that once he hit 30, but i think here he's supposed to be like 18, chubs always age like milk
>>78835808
And you're probably very boring
>>78835894
Soos is the only exception.
But i've seen worse chubs with annoying personalities than Gideon like pic related, but I have to admit, like Gideon, he has adorable moments too.
>>78836639
That's a nice piece of art. Sauce?
>>78836691
mirax3163 @ tumblr
>>78832018
Cancer. Dunno what kind but he had been trying to treat it and decided he'd rather die at home than in a hospital. He has a long blog post about it and generally his feelings as he got closer and closer to death. I'd link it but I'm on my phone.
I also don't want to read it again. It destroyed me.
>>78836770
Shieeeeeeeet. Some sweet beefcake here.
>>78836639
>>78836770
>>78836912
Muh dick.
just /co/ huh?
>>78837081
Yeah, vidya has enough husbando material to fill up probably like 200 threads.
>>78837081
> be on /co/
> has to ask this question
>>78837081
/v/ husbando threads are getting real shit within the past few days
>>78837326
try the last few years.
>>78837326
How so? I've been in some and they were pretty pleasant.
>>78836989
>you'll never be the best at what he does
