THEY ACTUALLY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN thread
>having Luke Cage say "sweet Christmas"
A relatively minor one, but also surprising coming from the more serious Netflix shows.
Marvel has an odd habit of zigzagging between being embarrassed by their source material and being ABSOLUTE MADMEN.
>>78701423
I remember how hyped /co/ was for the ABSOLUTE MADMENness of the boxing glove arrow.
Season 4 has been full of these, introducing magic to the CWverse, even going as far to merge Constantine with the universe, and renaming the city to Star City and having Oliver actually call himself Green Arrow. Plus, Atom has actual shrinking powers now.
>>78701423
Putting Groot and Rocket to film was complete ABSOLUTE MADMANery.
Ant-Man was kind of that way too.
>>78701423
I agree that the fact that they used Sweet Christmas not once, but twice, is pretty amusing, but unfortunately you posted an image which is going to get this thread shitposted into the ground with "KEK KEK NIGGER KEK"
>>78701748
Putting the Guardians of the Literally-Who-Axy on film in general was pretty ABSOLUTE MADMAN
ABSOLUTE MADMEN: The Show
>>78701754
Be the change you wish to see
>>78701423
>>78701644
Most episodes of the flash have basically hinged on that. Actually, it's almost the only thing the show has, any repeated viewings show that it's really not that great after the novelty.
>>78701423
The shillfags are out in force tonight, I see
>>78701754
Eh, fuck'em. Luke was the best part of Jessica Jones.
Then Kilgrave.
Then...well, I'm sure there was something.
Point is, when we get Ironfist and have a whole show for them, we'll have achieved a new tier of comic television glory.
>>78701644
The Flash is full of ABSOLUTE MADMAN moments.
>Speed Force
>Earth Two
>Crisis on Infinite Earths
>Justice Society
>King Shark
>The Rogues
>Flash Facts/Speed Tricks
>Jay Garrick
>Wally West
>Firestorm
>Vibe
How graphic are the sex scenes in JJ? It has good reviews and I love David Tennant but I really do get sick watching a black man drill a white woman.
>>78701832
I pity the company war faggots who cannot enjoy the age we live in.
To have to see the other half as the enemy, and suffer from, rather than be amused by, their triumph.
To feel forced to hate Flash or Daredevil rather than enjoy both must really suck.
>>78701423
ABSOLUTE MAD-MAN
Though, having Paul Rudd and Edgar Wright's names attached probably helped sell it, even if Wright did walk.
>>78701423
No webm version?
>>78701951
About as graphic as a lack of nudity gets.
Don't worry, you'll get a white kung fu master this year.
>>78701910
>>78701832
>That moment where they actually fucking referenced the cover of Flash of Two Worlds.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN HAHAHAHAHA
>>78701951
>mcfw
>>78702013
>posts dcflamebait
just like a dcuck
>>78701423
My wife's son cheered at this series. I love it. So does his father.
>>78701630
you do know this was a thing in her comics since before casuals showed up? They had a kid
>>78702358
snarky doesn't suit you. Grow up
>>78702358
Why are you telling everyone on 4chan about that, though?
>>78702303
yeah i know and capeshit comics sucks since the middle of the 90s
>>78702434
I think it's something that all progressive comic geeks like us should be able to enjoy.
>>78702465
someone sounds buttmad.
From Marvel:
>Iron Man 'add some hot-rod red'
>Avengers round-shot
>Thanos appearing
>Cap being not lame in WS
>Guardians of the Galaxy dance intro and title screen
>Guardians of the Galaxy even existing on screen
>Guardians of the Galaxy defeating evil smurf with literal power of dance and friendship
>Age of Ultron splash page at the beginning
>Vision being a floaty human-shaped Christmas tree
>Vision nonchalantly picking up the Hammer
>Ant-Man existing and being cool and going in different realms and shit
>Daredevil hallway fight
>Luke uttering 'Sweet Christmas'
>Ant-Arrow
>Giant-man
From DC:
>Every. Single. Fucking. Flash. Episode
>Boxing Glove Arrow.
>>78702239
>mfw I have an amazing stepfather who was our rock after my alcoholic father divorced my mother
>mfw stern but decent man who raised 5 kids as his own and supplemented famiy's income is reduced to punchline on all of 4chan because /pol/ hates single mothers and no one here believes in love
>mfw when we're all white but people on the internet assume my stepdad is nervously caring for Jamal's mulatto horde
>>78701910
when the fuck is cisco going to get his other powers?
>>78702499
that's not a question of buttmad, since capeshit comics like marvel adopt a weeaboo copypasta artstyle ( from middle and late 90s ) capeshit comics sucks, also after that the progressive shitbag come
>this thread
I have no fucking clue why I still bother coming to the rotting corpse of this website anymore.
>>78702589
you still sound upset. You're not fooling anyone
>>78702620
He just said they were all white.
>Superior White Race
>Can't read
kek
>>78702505
drax's power level was so undermined in that movie. he got his shit pushed in by ronan without even an infinity gem. isn't he only slightly weaker than hulk?
>>78702469
>comic geeks
>having wives
Shit son, I'd settle for my first kiss.
>black man white woman
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>78702088
It was amazing
>>78702774
That's what you get for being a Marvel fan.
>>78701893
Then go complain in a Supergirl thread where those complaints are warranted. Jessica Jones' first issue had her getting rammed by Luke. Taking it up the ass from not just BBC but specifically Luke's BBC is practically her origin story. 13 years before your memes became popular.
>>78702723
Yeah, he's been nerfed for the sake of story strength-wise, but he still has great durability. I think his tattoo's are going to light up and give him a power boost whenever he meets thanos.
>>78702835
COLONIZED
>>78702151
>mcfw a true /co/mrade appears
>>78702774
>EVERY
>FUCKING
>TIME
yes, every fucking time
>>78701893
Any stats on this kind of coupling in mass media? I keep seeing this claim
>The American public seems more willing to accept (or ignore) seeing a black woman with a white man than a black man with a white woman. According to reports, black men have a higher rate of interracial marriage than black women, which means it’s more common, and yet it also launches more racist backlash. While bigots focus on tearing down the significance of the family in the Cheerios commercials, advertisements featuring white men with nonwhite women are overlooked. Commercials with white men coupled with black women don’t cause nearly as much disagreement as the inverse. Maybe it’s because white men are seen as improving a black woman’s life, saving her from black men who are more interested in dating white women, if various statistics are to be believed.
>Not "Sweet Kwanzaa"
You had one job, Marvel
>>78701893
why was it deleted? it's true.
>>78702522
>have a 6 year old adopted daughter
>LE KEK LIFE LMAO
>>78703072
do you remember any notable black man / asian woman pairings in media? curious
or muslim woman / jewish dude?
>>78703170
shut up faggot
>>78703214
someone just got cucked
but I guess that you enjoy it.
>>78702088
I went completely fucking hysterical when they did that
>>78703243
Do I remember or do I watch that particular show? I didn't know, which is why I was asking for stats
>>78702672
no i seriously want to talk about this kind of shitty weeaboo copypasta, pic related
this shit ruins every capeshit comics, buttmad of what ? i don't care of these crappy fictional characters fucking together and making mongrels, there are just so many baiting about pics of this cuck fetish show
>>78703473
wut? are you a pedo?
>>78701630
not your hugbox
>>78703598
true, mcu doesn't belong here
>>78703473
> implying the huge majority of american entertainment have not the bm/wm for standard interracial couple
we don't need stats because we see that every times, also the cocky black dude saying he fucks wayte wimminz is a popular stereotype so...
>>78701423
>promoting cuckolding
>>78703627
why is it that stats are only of the utmost importance when it proves /pol/ right but completely unnecessary otherwise?
>>78703104
>Maybe it’s because white men are seen as improving a black woman’s life
Well that's exactly what is happening.
Jesus fucking christ /tv/ you have your own horrible board to spout your memes in, go there.
Still waiting on this
>>78703685
Because /pol/ is always right
>>78703710
the reasoning goes like that: since /co/ likes cuckoldry, so /co/ should enjoy being cucked by /tv/
>>78703723
a complete horrible and uttertruth, oh my god
>>78701423
>MFW no one mentions the absolute madmanery that was seeing a fucking Celestial straight out of the comic books into a movie.
>>78703685
> MUH STATS STATS STATS I DON T BELIEVE YOU /POL/ /POL/ /POL/ BECAUSE YOU SAID A TRUE THING
this is just stupid bad faith at this point, you know that very well, you never watch american movies or tv shows ?
>>78703716
>I forged my armor to withstand anything
>Except repeated stress on a solitary point
That seems like a pretty big oversight, Doom.
>>78703627
so that's a no?
>>78703794
I guess that you don't understand the meaning of the word "majority"
>>78702047
>Edgar Wright's names attached probably helped sell it
lol
I think Ant-man made more than all of Edgar Wright's movies combined.
Not an exaggeration.
>>78703771
I mean look at it.
Thats as obscure as it gets.
and its canon.
what a time to be alive.
>>78703906
That's a nice transformer
>>78701951
Really graphic. Like, borderline visible full anal penetration. If that's a trigger warning for you, it might be best to stay away.
>>78703932
Thats Esson the Searcher you uncultured swine.
>>78703947
I never even saw a fucking nipple.
>>78703843
Do you know the meaning of "burden of proof"?
>>78704098
What does he change into? A NY Cab?
>>78701951
why do you care, assuming you're not shitposting
they're two characters fucking, why think of it beyond that
>>78704114
Never? Not even yours?
>>78704174
Do you know the meaning "here are the fucks I give about you believing me"?
I don't plan on converting you, you can be free to cuck yourself however you desire
>>78704272
So then why are you even posting about it?
>>78704320
So you can ask retarded questions
>>78704179
A rolls royce actually
:^)
>>78704272
>>78704455
>MAXIMUMDAMAGECONTROL.tiff
>>78704618
>le damage control may may
>.tiff
kill yourself XD
>>78704721
Hes still going at it
>>78704778
sick burn. upvoted and retweeted
>>78704818
Don't cry for me tumblrina
>>78701855
As are the /tv/ shitposters, apparently.
>>78704901
At this point, you should get used to it.
>>78704866
Yeah, I shouldn't. You have enough tears for both of us
>>78705016
This is only a foreplay
Also a reminder that Jessica Jones had poop on her butt hole for a week.
>>78705073
but was it a poop, or was it a stillborn child from her night with Luke?
>>78705066
is "tumblr" the safe word?
>>78705202
No, "Potato Head" is.
>>78705102
Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit.
>>78705505
>>78705505
Delicious
>>78701423
"Looks like she traded one BBC for another"
>>78705702
You mean, she traded BBC for NBS?
>>78702950
I thought she was Mexican or vaguely latin.
>>78703644
I still don't understand what sleeping with a black guy has to do with cuckolding.
>>78703243
Asian male / non-Asian female is a rarest.
Asian males have it the worst in general as far as exposure. Maybe if Bruce Lee hadn't died young it would have been different.
>>78702677
he claims he's white but they're obviously all mudbloods
>>78705900
>still calling everyone he doesn't like a cuck in 2016
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT KEKS
>>78702013
Fuck, I would /kill/ for a Plasticman show.
I mean, his origin is even edgy enough to be mainstream.
>>78706383
>>>/tumblr/
baka desu senpai cuck
Testing the word filters
>>78706435
...They should have him in Gotham.
FUCK, they should have him train up Catwoman before becoming a hero.
>>78706641
You mean baited
>>78706623
Oh happy day
>>78706666
no I mean cucked
>>78704187
It reminds him of the permeability and transitory nature of ethnic categories, and the very real possibility that he must share a social landscape and a popular culture with a people he has come to associate with animals, crime, and the worst of humanity. Because of social conditioning or personal experiences, the notion of interracial sex elicits the same visceral disgust which most peoplewho aren't internet deviantsassociate with piss and scat play, or bestiality, or some other "dirty" fringe fetish. It triggers him.
That or it's b8.
>>78706740
How do I know, that you are not part of the game?
>>78706720
Thanks for cucking me out of my yous
>>78701832
>They're actually calling Captain Cold Captain cold.
>>78706800
here have a free (you) poor little white boy
>>78706837
I have my pride.Ah fuck this, I'll take it.
>>78706575
That could be cool. That said, I think I'd prefer he gets his own movie.
Instead of trying to copy the MCu (and failing) use Plastic Man to create a JLU movie, with his entry acting as an intro.
>>78706900
Yeah you'll take it and you'll like it
:^)
>>78706994
What the hell is with your nose? It's pointy.
>>78707034
I'm roleplaying Anita Sarkeesian. My wife doesn't let me touch our bull otherwise.
>>78706179
If a White man sees all White women as exclusively his, as a White man, then every time a White woman sleeps with someone of another race, he feels "cuckolded". It's sexism and racism all tied in together.
>>78707091
My wife doesn't let me touch my cattle either.
She just doesn't seem to trust me enough.
>>78707214
It's disgusting how privileged White men are.
>>78707214
And it's a glorious feeling that should be celebrated, not shunned.
>>78707251
Please don't refer to black men as cattle. Mods?
>>78702505
>Guardians of the Galaxy defeating evil smurf with literal power of dance and friendship
I thought absolutemadmen moments were supposed to be good?
>>78702522
Ignore these asshats
>>78707305
Grow the fuck up. This is 4chan. I'm only half-white and hate racists, but you don't come to 4chan and enter a thread with a picture that shows an interracial couple post-coitus and then get to act surprised at the content. It's the nature of the site, you knew it, and you don't get to go cry to mommy and daddy moderator every time you get triggered by hurt anonymous words. Just leave the thread if it's bothering you, or make fun of the racists, or talk about something on-topic.
>>78701423
Deadpool breaking the fourth wall and rating a hard R strikes me as a bit of this, honestly. His sense of humour as portrayed in the trailers seems like something that will be very hit-or-miss with mainstream audiences. Then again, this is a post Kick-Ass 2 world.
>>78707305
Fuck off, you racist
>>78707450
Nah. Just absolutely mad, man.
>>78707623
>His sense of humour as portrayed in the trailers seems like something that will be very hit-or-miss with mainstream audiences.
You're bloody oblivious mate.
>>78707739
I guess it's at about the same edginess level as Family Guy, just better written. Fair enough. It's a pretty big departure from other mainstream superhero flicks, though... Again, except Kick-Ass.
>>78707623
This is how entrenched racism is.
This is why I choke everytime I see a white man.
This is what I face as a Person of Color.
This is who will stop at nothing to take away my rights.
Luke and Jessica are the most stable couple in the Big 2.
>>78708075
>This is why I choke everytime I see a white man.
that's a little bit racist m8
>>78708075
You do realize that White is also a color?
It means that the only person to take away your rights is you.
>>78708252
Why? Let him choke. It might be good for his health.
>>78708075
Shut the fuck up, I'm a visible minority, too. You're on 4chan, a site known for being 2edgy4u. You're baiting or stupid, and either way, I'd rather you go back to Tumblr or at least learn to insult, debate, or belittle edgy /pol/-posters on your own without appealing to mods. They have better shit to do than keep your pwecious feewings safeand that's saying something, because they've probably got very little else to do.
>>78708188
Haha, man, I hope Cage goes maximum snark in his miniseries.
>>78708494
Mods will understand that you don't flame me.
>>78708494
He is baiting. No one is retarded that much.
>>78708494
First day on /co/, I see.
>>78706293
depends on how crazy you are...we're mostly Irish, and according to /pol/ that basically makes us blacks cosplaying as white people
>>78705505
Hello reddit
>>78709865
well, it's not like you have souls anyway
>>78709986
weirdly I've been to Ireland like five times, road tripped all over, only saw like ten gingers
>>78710256
have you considered the following that maybe the rest had dyed their hairs in order to be less stereotypical? but what do you care, you and your blonde hair types
>>78710315
>you and your blonde hair types
Woah hold on. I see a lot of bigotry towards you redheads or whatever you like to call yourselves now but it seems to me that you guys' hatred towards them blondie dreamboats are just as equal as their ignorance to you. This is coming from a rather neutered point a view as a bald man. For the love of God, you hair folk should shut your motherlovin mouths and be glad you got hair at all.
>>78710994
lol, you're bald? ha ha ha ha ha ha
are you also a midget?
>>78702151
>>78702920
>there are other people who still remember mcfw
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>78703104
Shit goes back to slavery. The fear of black man with a white woman is one of the reasons the KKK were formed. So damn insecure
"Sweet Christmas"? Wow, Marvel's nonstop quip ride never ends huh?
>>78702835
Kudos to DC for finding a way to have a relationship be both interracial *and* incestuous. DC Comics: exploring new frontiers in degeneracy
>>78712990
Not to mention all the homosexual implications of Barry having "two dads"
>>78706833
he's actuallycoolwith it too
>>78702505
Ollie's decision to run for mayor was a real ABSOLUTE MADMEN moment.
>>78703508
Dude...what?
>>78701644
Yeah but for every cool thing they do, there's shit like Felicity drama or Laurel being bonkers. One step forward, one step back. So it's hard to be excited.
>>78701748
>lose Edgar Wright on Ant-Man
>get the director of Bring It On and Nude Tayne to fix it
>it turns out amazing
That's more impressive than GotG to me
>>78702723
Almost everyone is nerfed in MCU. Because comics are fucking ridiculous with power levels sometimes.
>>78717489
>lose an overrated hack
>the movie is better than expected
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?
Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are some of the unfunniest and blandest "comedies" I've ever seen.
>>78713023
>all the homosexual implications
>Barry's two dads rarely even interact with each other
>>78717559
I think he's fine
But it's also about the PR battle, I remember the internet going WOW THE MOVIE WILL SUCK NOW EDGAR WRIGHT IS GOD LOL PEYTON REED? THIS WILL BOMB FOR SURE
So definitely ASBOLUTE MADMEN tier in my eyes
>>78702088
Was pretty dope
>>78701644
>seriously sticking with Arrow after season 3
Yeah, nah.
>>78717559
>Wright
>not more talented than literally every director Marvel has ever had so far
lmao MCShill
Antman was entertainming and maybe Wrights vision for the movie wouldn't have turned out to be great, but you clearly don't know shit about films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOzD4Sfgag
Video fucking related.
>>78719014
If he's so talented, why couldn't he finish a simple superhero movie?
Checkmate.
>>78702522
Your stepfather is the real superhero anon
>>78703508
>>78715550
You having a stroke man?
>>78719138
>implying Antman had any fight scenes more complicated or even better staged than the bathroom brawl in World's End
Checkmate, m8
>>78719475
So you're saying your husbando Edgar couldn't even do something less complicated than a previous movie he did? Wow he must be really shit as his job.
Regardless, the way he shot the fight scenes in World's End was way too hectic. All the final battle scenes from Ant-Man were better.
>>78705900
>back in the day
kid, this site was built on edgy shit, it's in the foundations of the site, it's in our bones.
>>78704179
Your Moms Dildo, fag
>>78701871
I dunno, I'd kind of like to see this in about 5-10 years time.
>>78702151
>>78702522
> putting stock in the opinions of antisocial retards and manchildren on anonymous image board.
