MUST
NOT
WAIFU
Do it anon.
>canonically dies
You call that a twerk. Stand back, feeble human.
>>78556946
Is this the Croods series? Why does it look like steven universe?
>>78557175
That's the bitch of it. Why couldn't they set this after the movie?
>>78557159
Why is it always the weird ones that pull my heartstrings?
>>78557175
>>78557206
Could always be that her family bailed from that valley when the deaths were getting out of control
>>78557187
No!
>>78557192
The art style looks absolutely nothing like Steven Universe, at all. I hope you're shitposting and not just nearly blind and trying to judge cartoons.
>>78557192
Are you stupid?
>>78556946
This show is actually not that bad. Makes me laugh.
Original design is better.
>>78557187
You know after this episode one would think there would be way more /34/ of that character than there was.
>>78558073
That design looks meh...
>>78556946
>showing underaged characters in oversexualized poses
why is this allowed? fucking animators are all filthy pedophiles
>>78557187
SHAKE IT
BAKE IT
QUAKE IT
ROLL IT AROUND
>>78558265
You mean the natural state of human race? Reproducing when you are fertile and not after achieving a position in your work at the age of 40 and getting extra chromosome babies?
There is a reason why teenagers are so horny. It is nature telling them to breed.
>>78557192
It looks more like they're trying to mimic oldskool Hanna-Barbera.
>>78558622
Women's fertility actually peaks at around 23 but w/e. Rest of your post still stands.
>>78558255
no, this desing looks meh >>78556946
>>78556946
What is she saying?
>>78558622
it's a fucking cartoon character, you shouldn't want to reproduce with it
>>78558848
Best time to procreate is between 14 and 28 wih the peak around 23~24 for reasons they usually omit the 14 part. Also in our original state child mortality was pretty high so you would want to have as many kids as possible so a woman would spend most of her fertile life either pregnant or breastfeeding so menstruation was not an issue. The reason why we have things like endometriosis today is because we have an unnatural lifestyle since breeding at the rate we are supposed to is incompatible with modern society.
>>78557187
I remember watching this on tv very vividly
Highlight of that year holy shit
>>78558913
"This light makes my dancing look great."
>>78559021
I dunno about 14, it's probably more that around then or a little later is a good time to stake your claim so to speak, and/or variously start noticing them for later reference.
(E.G. a lot of Victorian romances, the way they arranged marriages or pairings a lot, traditionally. See potential, want some of that, etc.)
The calculation is different of course, for women. The right man will vary more than the "right woman/girl" which is pretty much always "young, fertile, big titties and generally healthy". You want a healthy specimen of course, but a ladies position in the world and her needs matter, hence the classic choosiness that so vexes men. It takes some thinking to settle on the right one.
What makes sense when you are 18 is different than if you are 30 and independent, or inbetween. If you have kids that's another thing too.
(Obviously biologically against grain, but a lot of guys will just out of love or principal/"well, it's part of my tribe/people/my wife's, reasonable sacrifice, what the hell, we'll have a few".
>>78558962
Animal instincts often are pretty minimalistic. For example a goose will try to put back on its nest any egg that it sees near it. A mechanism to differ between his own eggs and other eggs is unnecessary as the chance of an egg near its nest not being its own is minimal and it is better to sometimes get a wrong egg in than let a right egg out by confusing it with another bird egg. Also a mechanism to differentiate an egg from other egg like objects is unnecessary as egg like objects are pretty uncommon in his habitat. In fact smooth objects are pretty uncommon so the goose will just put any smooth object nearby in the nest, even if it is a fucking plastic cube.
The same way, human sexual instincts don't have a mechanism to differentiate between a real human and a cartoon. Cartoons were not part of the evolution that molded us so those stimuli are enough for our primal side say "go for it!"
>>78559388
That's still not an excuse to draw underaged characters in this way, it actually makes everything much worse, but thanks for your input
>>78558962
>it's a fucking cartoon character, you shouldn't want to reproduce with it
Is it time?
>>78558962
>It's a fucking cartoon character, you shouldn't want to reproduce with it
>>78558962
>>78559472
>That's still not an excuse to draw underaged characters in this way
Actually, yes it is.
>>78559293
The 14 was from medical knowledge but obviously medicine is more than just biology as social health is also important and since teenage pregnancy is an issue in modern society they only mention that at 28 the fertility starts to drop and that teen pregnancy is bad (it is considering that it often is unplanned and often they don't do a proper pre-natal treatment)
Big tits I think is more a cultural thing. Many human populations don't care about tits as sexual stimuli.
>>78559472
She's just shaking her butt. Not sure why it's so flabby and jiggly looking, but butt shaking isn't strictly sexual you fucking retard
>>78559021
>Best time to procreate is between 14 and 28 wih the peak around 23~24 for reasons they usually omit the 14 part
14 isn't developed enough for safe pregnancy and childbirth though - it's not recommended before at least 16.
>>78557175
Everyone who isn't immortal does.
>>78559553
Time for what?
>>78558962
????????
>>78559707
You know
>>78559642
Really. Too many people here seem to forget just who the target audience is for most of what we talk about. This is made for 10 year olds, and 10 year olds find butts funny, not sexy.
>>78559727
Well, some might if they're minds are advanced enough. But otherwise, exactly. Majority of kids just think that butts and farting are the pinnacle of comedy.
>>78558962
Says. Fucking. You.
>>78558962
>>78557192
Why are anti-SUfags always shitposters?
>>78559819
Because we have to compensate for the amount SUfags do.
>>78559293
>The calculation is different of course, for women. The right man will vary more than the "right woman/girl" which is pretty much always "young, fertile, big titties and generally healthy". You want a healthy specimen of course, but a ladies position in the world and her needs matter, hence the classic choosiness that so vexes men. It takes some thinking to settle on the right one
It's not though; women are attracted to young, strong, fertile mates as well...remember that we evolved before material possessions and wealth existed. A lot more chicks wanted to bone 25 year old Mick Jagger than they do 70 year old Mick Jagger.
Was the Croods a meme on /co/ or something?
Why does this have a TV show? I thought it failed?
>>78559932
You're partially right. A 25 year old stud will be more sexually appealing than a 60 year old; that goes without saying. However, the guy's wealth and social status are a factor as well; a lot more girls were throwing themselves at rock stars in those days than an average guy of the same age.
>>78559666
Taking out the social and behavioral factors it is no worse than 24. The problem is that a teenage pregnancy is less likely to be planned and less likely to get proper pre-natal care and that will increase the chances of complications. Now before modern times none of that would make a difference.
>>78559941
It's a Netflix show. Anyone can get a Netflix show. They have a particularly good relationship with Dreamworks. I think they've made like 4 shows for Netflix.
>>78559987
>Taking out the social and behavioral factors it is no worse than 24
Did you read the post? At 14 the girl's body is still developing; in most cases they're too small and don't yet have fully formed hips. That also doesn't factor in the mental immaturity at this age.
>>78558622
>There is a reason why teenagers are so horny. It is nature telling them to breed
Teenagers are horny because the body at that age creates a massive surge of growth hormones which level off by about 20.
>>78559941
>meme
Like so many things, this word has lost all meaning.
>>78560166
This of course also explains why teenagers are moody and angsty - the growth hormones produced at that age are ricocheting around your body like pinball (in a manner of speaking).
The biggest cause of death for teenage girls worldwide is in fact childbirth, mostly because of caveman-tier societies like Afghanistan that have child brides/arranged marriages.
>>78560166
Hence NATURE, you dimwit
>>78560316
*shakes head* Nonono. They have a huge hormonal surge that causes them to be ultra-horny, however this is merely a side effect and the teenager years are nonetheless not optimal breeding age, that would be the 20s.
>>78560426
Hormones are nature.
Also
>*shakes head*
This isn't some shitty forum site
>>78559941
It actually made a shitload of money, especially in China.
>>78560426
>*shakes head*
Dude. This is an image board. Just post a gif instead of being retarded.
>>78560059
I'm just saying what I read on an obstetrics book. Of course we don't say those things to patients for the reasons I mentioned. But as in many cases telling people the truth will only lead to a lot of problems due to people misunderstanding it so we just say that teenagers are not ready when in the biological sense they are.
>>78560705
>Of course we don't say those things to patients for the reasons I mentioned. But as in many cases telling people the truth will only lead to a lot of problems due to people misunderstanding it so we just say that teenagers are not ready when in the biological sense they are
Of course I know you're full of shit because any medical expert will tell you that pregnancy is quite dangerous below the age of 16.
"A baby born to a teenage mother is more at risk than a baby born to a grown woman.
*9% of teen girls have low birth weight babies (under 5.5 pounds)
*Low birth-weight babies may have organs that are not fully developed. This can lead to lung problems such as respiratory *distress syndrome, or bleeding in the brain
*Low birth-weight babies are 40x more likely to die in their first month of life than normal weight babies
*Low birth-weight babies may have, immature organ systems (brain, lungs, and heart), difficulty controlling body temperature *and blood sugar levels, and mental retardation. Low birth-weight babies have a higher risk of dying in early infancy than among normal weight babies
*Low birth-weight babies are exposed to mental retardation, brain damage, and injury at birth
The death rate from pregnancy complications is a lot higher for girls who are pregnant under the age of 15 than among older teenagers
*Pregnant teenagers are more likely to be undernourished and suffer premature or prolonged labor
*During the first 3 months of pregnancy; seven out of ten teenage girls do not get prenatal care, see a doctor, or go to a clinic
*Teenage mothers are at risk of getting anemia, high blood pressure, placental problems, and pregnancy-induced hypertension
*Teenage girls with STI's or HIV can pass complications on to her baby when it is born
*Teenage girls may also develop many emotional problems such as depression, shame, guilt, and stress
*Teenage mothers have the risk of problems such as poor weight gain, premature labor, and other complications. *The younger the mother, the greater the chance to have complications for both the baby and the mother."
ugga best cave woman. I want to violently assert my dominance over grug and take ugga from him.
>>78561528
But then she would dominate you and kick you out.
>>78561528
>>78561333
Who fucking cares? Christ, are you really this autistic that you have to push all this shit when nobody said they wanted to fuck an underaged girl?
>>78561333
>>78561181
These are all due to the factors I already mentioned. Teenagers are less likely to do prenatal exams and treatments, proper diet (some even trying to lose weight to hide the belly), stop drinking/smoking/whatever she was using, etc.
Not doing a planned pregnancy means she didn't got protected from diseases that are harmless to adults but can cause brain damage/retardation/blindness/malformations/etc
Not doing proper prenatal care and treatment means that simple shit that could be avoided evolve to real complications resulting in premature birth resulting in low birth-weight with organs not fully developed.
Not having a proper diet can result from issues in the mother to malformations in the baby.
Etc etc etc
But a 20 years old that don't do a planned pregnancy, don't do prenatal care, don't stop drinkong/smoking/etc is also vulnerable to all those effects.
You just posted the reason for those problems here
>During the first 3 months of pregnancy; seven out of ten teenage girls do not get prenatal care, see a doctor, or go to a clinic
Something that I already mentioned here >>78559987
>The problem is that a teenage pregnancy is less likely to be planned and less likely to get proper pre-natal care and that will increase the chances of complications.
The issues are a consequence of not going through the same procedures that a planned pregnancy do. But biologically speaking they are no worse than a 20 years old woman.
You are comparing the issues from a person who had modern medical care to one that didn't. Of course the one who didn't had the proper care would have more issues but when you equalize those factors the risks are not much different.
This all have been studied for a long time to the point that it have become part of obstetric text books.
>>78561658
Bring in new pelts, hides and meat every day. Keep woman happy.
>>78561809
This is the same guy who thinks gays are walking disease bags and have mental issues exclusively because of social stigma.
Also come on dude, like you've ever actually picked up an obstetrics textbook in your life. All you need to do is Google "dangers of teenage pregnancy".
>>78561869
I never talked about gays and you seems to be illiterate.
I will give you a tl;dr version
Teenage pregnancy have more issues because teenagers don't do prenatal care
This is not the direction I thought this thread would take
>>78561957
He isn't. And you're just spouting shit like a retarded
>>78562033
Senpai Plann Perspect. 1985 May-Jun;17(3):132-9.
The health consequences of teenage fertility.
Makinson C.
>Inadequate prenatal care may be a major cause of pregnancy-related complications for mothers, since teenagers in all countries are more likely than older mothers to seek care late in the pregnancy or not all.
And I'm out. Copy/paste the first result from google without even trying to understand why don't make you an specialist.
>>78562159
yea, from poor care/thought on the teen's part.
Something you don't even a book or passage from, you dumb fucking retarded shit
>>78558265
Welcome to the 1980's.
>>78562367
While that could be a factor, he also seems to ignore the fact that at 14, a girl's body is still too underdeveloped for safe pregnancy. Also if you didn't know, having sex under the age of 20 and especially 16 increases the risk of cervical cancer.
>>78562367
It's almost as if teens are too dumb/irresponsible to handle pregnancy/babies.
>>78558962
>wanting a slut that engages in degenerate behavior as a waifu
Absolute shit taste.
>>78563043
I see some shit talking and no counter opinion.
Are you a gentlemen or a degenerate?
>>78563043
Is it really degenerate if mass amounts of people partake in it?
At this point it's "normal" to attend parties and social gathering and let loose.
>>78562883
The risk, but not a definite chance.
>>78562992
And that's literally something you don't need books to figure out. The guy is a spamming retard
>>78558265
like cluckwork
>>78563282
the Victorians declared everything widely practiced by the Georgians to be degenerate, and made our culture boringly puritan and deeply repressed for hundreds of years
>>78556946
ITT: pedophile central
>>78563484
>keeps meming despite nobody saying they wanted to fuck a kid
Whatever, retardarino
>>78557206
>>78557175
Funny, this was my first thought when I realized it was a prequel. I gotta wonder how many kids made the same realization already...
>>78558962
