I'll start
what's a roastie?
>>78524723
When a vagoo looks like the sandwich on the left
Seriously, what's a roastie?
>>78524748
What the hell is a vagoo? English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
>>78524759
meat curtains
>>78524780
a vagina you autist
>>78524705
>Roastie
>Black woman with messy vagina lips that look like roast beef
I don't understand. Also, I'm guessing that's not what OP meant.
Take your "roastie" obsession to /r9k/.
>>78524802
>>78524788
>>78524780
>>78524748
Oh right, a vagina
yeah sure I've seen tons of those
yeah.
A roastie is a woman whose vagina looks dark and flappy like roast beef. The idea is that a woman whose vagina looks like this has had so many sexual partners that her vagina is used up the other explaination is it's just a genetic thing and every woman has a different shaped vagina.
>>78524928
>school sex ed
>shape of vagina comes up for discussion
>teacher show a slide with different vaginas
>two guys barf and one girl starts to cry
>>78525102
>america
>>78524920
External labias aren't normal
>>78524705
She has healing factor and super human muscle tone.
>>78525109
Northern europe. Thing was that boys had only seen them in porn vids from 240p streams on a 480 screen and girls were sheltered.
>>78524788
Why would you use perfectly good meat as curtains? You aren't making any sense.
>>78525102
Oh man, to be in that class. any reactions? what did people say?poor girl, but i would have been loudly laughing my ass off.
roasties are better
a lot easier to please, no humblebrag
>>78525102
>>78525141
Reminds me of how John Ruskin's biographer said he was scared of pubes or some shit like that.
>>78524928
>The idea is that a woman whose vagina looks like this has had so many sexual partners that her vagina is used up
sex doesn't really do that to vaginas
>>78524928
>the other explaination is it's just a genetic thing and every woman has a different shaped vagina.
No anon, this is the only explanation. Don't confuse memes with real life. I agree roasties are gross but the idea of becoming a roastie or a vagina changing shape because of sex is fucking idiotic.
>>78525428
A lot of people are retarded and a good amount of people on this site haven't had enough sexual partners to know this.
>>78524928
doesnt it just sorta 'blossom' as she gets more aroused>?
>>78525517
>a good amount of people on this site haven't had enough sexual partners to know this.
or evidently, you know
had sex ed
or have any common sense
I mean, there's being retarded, then there's "I believe anything anybody tells me ever". I mean come on
>>78525428
>>78525478
>they don't yank on labia during the deed
What do you think people mean when they say they're gonna pull some pussy?
Black Widow
Carol
Sue
Janet
>>78525623
>>78524802
>calls it a vagoo
>he's the autist
>>78525120
Did you get your sex ed from porn?
External and internal labias are about a 50/50 split you idiot.
>>78525773
>Did you get your sex ed from porn?
it seems that's the way the young people are getting it these days
>>78525662
It only means that in Colorado, but fine, you got me. Damned regional slang.
>>78525102
roastie on suicide watch
>>78525903
>>78525102
she most likely remembers that shit to this day.
>>78525773
arent all labia a 50/50 split?
>>78525530
It can become more prominent, like some clitorises can poke out when aroused but doesn't 'blossom' by that much. It's only a little bit.
>>78525964
If people dont treat you like shit for how you look, you don't look right
Jesus christ at this entire fucking topic.
>>78525679
>making a joke is autistic
and yet you didn't get it, so what does that make you mr. literal
>>78526379
le ebin tard speak was never funny.
>>78526405
what are you doing right now you fucking knob
>>78526405
"vagoo" was a term long before the internet or "le ebin"
>>78526340
Ew...
>>78524928
One is the explanation of the sexually frustrated
the other is the explanation of sluts justifying their promiscuity
>>78527572
Ew at roasties or ew at the sluts that have them
>>78527676
Roasties.
I mean, vag was already kinda ugly, but this is worse.
>>78524705
>>78527760
I was just about to post her
>>78524705
mos def pic related
Emma Frost, Jean, jubilee.....you know what. I think pretty much every female Xman. Except the cuck sisters. I think they're holding out because they're bitches and when one does put out they usually die soon after
>>78527703
Innies are lovely.
this entire thread
I always thought the whole point of being a hero was to get as much poon and tang as possible
>>78525102
>penis inspection day
>everyone else playing with each other's foreskin
>whipping it around, filling it with objects, wrapping them around each other
>look down at my circumcised dick
>everyone is weirded out and won't talk to me
>for the rest of elementary school nobody will be my friend
>I can see girls laughing at me
>family won't look at me
>teachers are extra hard on me
>police constantly stopping me just for walking down the street
I hate my life.Initiate cut vs uncut shitposting war
>>78528541
>tfw my local crabcock league won't let me play because i'm circumcised
I here mutants have fiveskins.
>>78525773
I thought it was more of a 40/50% split between outie/innie.
Innie is seen more in porn because actresses would get their bits lopped off, which started in part because censure boards decreed that that tucked in labia looked less explicit and sexual (which ended up working the opposite way they intended).
>>78525530
A bit, also hormonal changes in monthly cycles can have an effect, as does childbirth because of hormonal cycles.
>>78528610
>40/50% split
We don't talk about the other 10%.
>>78528675
The last ten percent are just half internal half external.
>>78524705
Pic related: Amanda Waller.
Love She Hulk and I like roasties. So for me OP, that is win win.
>>78528675
Laughed harder than I should've.
>/co/ - Sex education
>>78528541
>Penis inspection day
>>78525102
>Girl in class is a very flirty/promiscuous type
>Sex-ed
>Video ends in a fake interior shot of semen building up and exiting the dick
>She passes out
>>78530321
>be in sex ed class
>girl admits she started having sex at 10
>had her first kid at 13
>her second kid at 15
>third kid at 18
>notice the herpes sores around her mouth, try not to stare or bring them up
>she starts hitting on meJust kidding, this was an unsolicited conversation at work in front of customers.
Christ, this is the 3rd thread this week where /co/ has shown, both literally and figuratively, that they can't into female vaginas.
The amount of virgins in this thread is too damn high...
>>78528541
>>teachers are extra hard on me
>>78524748
>vagOO
man, that's never gonna get old.
>>78530429
>>78530321
>be in sex Ed
>talking about rape and consent and stuff
>idiot girl says she wouldn't mind being raped at all if the guy was hot
>>78533480
>bunch of foreign kids come to my high school
>everyone talking about where they're from and shit
>one from somewhere with gorillas
>someone inquires about the intelligence of
>she explains that you can't wear skirts or dresses around them because they can tell you're a girl and might try to rape you
>everybody starts laughing
>even the other foreign kids
>even one of the teachers
>she just looks horrified
Best day of school in my life.
>>78533480
That's kinda hot
>>78533480
She's not an idiot, she's just being honest
this thread is the most blatantly idiotic thread I've seen in a while. the fact that external labia has some sort of correlation with any aspect of a character in your minds means you probably have no idea how female anatomy works, nor will you ever please a woman in your life.
Jesus Christ /co/. It's not even a funny joke. There is no joke. You're all terrible.
