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ITT: Perfect couples
BullyxNerd is my new fetish
>>78504397
I thought that was Cap at first, and I was about to berate you hard for calling him a bully.
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>>78504486
>Dick, Kory and their pet bicycle
>>78504605
Do you think Ivy makes a strapon out of plants when they fuck?
>>78504486
What a fucking slut. And I'm not talking about either of the girls.
>>78504677
Obviously. They also cosplay as the Batfamily and do crazy stuff (or atleast Harley cosplay as Batgirl)
Batman andJusticeare the OTP. If you think otherwise you're a pleb.
>>78504397
>>78504448
at first I thought it was Cap bullying Buckythat seems pretty hot now that I think about it
It's the little things.
>>78504809
>Not Batman andVengeance
Shittiest of all shit taste
>>78504839
>Not Batman andthe night
It's like I'm the only patrician here
>>78504848
I also ship Batman and the night
>>78504634
it hurts....
One day I will be a writer for marvel and find a way to bring him back.
>>78504486
>Barbara
Fucking gross
>>78504637
underrated post family
>>78504939
Kinda creepy seeing as how he rescued her as a baby.
Then again, they both just kinda stopped aging at a certain point, so I guess it's not really that creepy.
>>78504809
Batman has no clue about justice. Frank Castle dispenses more justice than Bruce usually does, unless you consider a beating and short prison term (before you escape) for murder/rape/murdertorture/ect.
>>78504839
More like it, but vengeance is usually aimed at someone, wheras his seems to be more general. Just finished a playthrough of Arkham Origins, and damn, after seeing what the Joker made out of that hotel and then Batman saving him? And that dance going on until the Joker inadvertently kills himself nearly a decade later? Batman is as messed up as his villains.
I love me some Batman, but damn son, when you get right down to it he just doesn't make much sense.
>>78504013
came to post it too senpai, excellent taste
>>78505159
He rescued her when he was like 10 or 12 years old, making them around 50 and 60 at that point, not that big of an age difference in the grand scheme
i believe the old adage is half your age plus ten
>Batman has no clue about justice
What did you just say about me you little bitch?
>>78504697
A total whore.
>>78505183
"Justice without depassion is constantly in danger of not being justice."
English Pete
>>78505372
Oh god, don't hurt me, I didn't mean it!
>>78505454
Yet, Batman has plenty of passion. What he seems to lack is logic and pattern recognition paired with reason.
>>78505183
A short prison term before escaping is simply an artifact of the narrative, the same way that cops and other heroes mostly turn a blind eye to Frank, Frank not suffering frequent and debilitating injures fighting crime, Frank not killing multiple undercover law enforcement agents, Frank not accidentally killing any civilians, and Frank not carrying out his war on crime primarily with a bunch of beat to shit Hi-Points and Jimenezes.
Also, it will never not crack me up that Paladin has a giant horse symbol on his chest.
>>78505540
Agreed, but it does become ludicrous that over years the Joker has probably killed thousands, and not received the death penalty or a lobotomy, and will continue to kill, and Batman will continue to put him right back in Arkham.
You have to handwave stuff with antiheroes like Frank, but at least their approaches make sense. Even Spidey of all heroes has killed, I believe, when he felt he had to?
>>78505605
Thing is, at one point Batman did kill people. Joker included. Joker just fucking refused to stay dead.
Superman x Everyone
>>78505730
This guy gets it.
>>78505662
He did? don't suppose you have any pages saved? All anyone ever posts are the silly ones that support a lawful-stupid Batman.
>>78504605
>>78504710
They broke up, Anon. Harley and Mistah J will be forever together.Who has that comic part where Harley beats up Ivy then say she and Joker have more history together?
>>78505798
Harley & Ivy will always be together anon. You can't separate both of them
>>78505748
You know Superman probably gives the best hugs
>>78505915
Dude, Superman's hugs could cure depression. 1000 hours deep meditation in 1 hug.
>>78505605
Frank has killed thousands over the years. According to numbers given by Marvel, Frank has killed 48,052 people over his career. If we assume Frank has been active for a decade then he's, on average, responsible for half the gun murders in the USA for a decade. Frank Castle is a statistically significant cause of death in the MU. Frank kills more people per year than cervical cancer. He kills more people than drowning. He's two American Revolutions, three Wars of 1812, 3.7 Mexican-American Wars, one-tenth of the American Civil War, twenty Spanish-American Wars, 11.5 Philippine-American Wars, four-tenths of WWI, 0.12 percent of a WW2, 1.3 Korean Wars, 83% of Vietnam, 165 Gulf Wars 21.7 Afghanistans, and and 10.8 Iraq 2s.
i regret nothing
BBx Ravenxterraxcass
Don't judge
Luke and Danny
>>78506587
I disagree.
>>78507435
I miss this Superboy so much.
Marvel won't let them be great.
>>78507435
I never understood this from either side.
>>78506535
This is some sperg lord shit.
Still mad.
>>78504697
He's not a slut! He just has a lot of love to give!
Greatest love story of our time.
>>78504538
>only one episode dedicated to their interaction
>never been established again in the future
geez, what a waste of potential storytelling. Instead we've got romance shit like Roadside Attraction
>>78504486
Fuck that
New 52 Helena is a gift from the gods/we get to see a male hero get BLACKED
>>78509377
Personally, I'd rather see him get allahu akbar'd.
>>78505798
No but I need it.
Well, they technically never got together, but I don't care, I'm posting them anyways
>>78505014
Don't, Mettle was shit and deserved death
>>78509984
Oh Dennis, just because people don't give a shit about any of your OCs doesn't mean you have to take it out on others.
>make a shipping thread
>gets completely overrun by faggots posting poorly drawn japanese style picrures of heterosexual characters who have never been more than platonic towards in canon doing gay shit and blushing like women
Everytime
>>78510135
>completely overrun
Two pictures is being "completely overrun"? Sounds to me like you're just overly sensitive m80
>>78510182
There is a board specially made for your homo drawings
This thread is for perfect couples not omg those 2 dudes look so hot next to each other
>>78509449
Rape!!!
