Pick a character.You and your choice are engaged in a rousing game of no-holds-barred fisticuffs. How well do you do?
>>78486100
>Peter Parker as Spider-Man
I'm going to jail.
Oh well fuck, but I dunno why I thought of her, just what popped into my mind, that's uncanny. It would be drawn out and relentless until I'm a messy pile of meat.
>>78486100
fuck
I can PROBABLY beat Fone Bone in a fight, but I would not wager on it.
>Sabertooth
Yikes
I'll be OK guys.
>Finn
JUST
>>78486100
>Ghost Rider
L-Look, I know I've been a little shit my whole live. I look back on it and regret a whole ton of things I did. But please don't penance stare me.
>>78486876
You know damn well ghost rider doesn't care about your pussy ass ground rules nigga, he will aim to fuck your shit up
>>78486100
I really have to stop picking the hulk for all these "pick a character" threads
>>78486100
Well dang, I'm gonna get bloodied I think.
>Popeye
I can't find a good enough image to display my horror. This is the best I got.
>>78486100
Aw, luk at dohs two Sasanach sissies! 'oy they dance!
Thought of Dipper from GF, so I'm pretty sure I'm okay.
I think this about sums up her reaction.
I don't hit girlsjk I would bodybag this hoe
me, an average unpowered human vs apocalypse, an ancient mutant who can control his atoms and then got upgraded by space-gods...
... so I win.
On the plus side, he knows how/when to pull his punches.
I always pick Powergirl for these threads.... I guess I punch her in the tits and she flicks my forehead just hard enough to knock me out.
>Saitama
Well... Fuck
E-easy Frank... how about we call it a friendly CQC practice? No need to get carried away here. Just until one of us taps out or gets a pin, right? Right?
>>78489242
>/co/
>Billy from the Grim Adventures
He's a willy one, but a notorious wimp.
>Superman
He throws the fight for me because he's such a bro.
I get beat up by a kid.
>>78486100
>Power Girl
So dead it isn't even funny
Hahahahahahahaha oh WOW.
Well, at least I won't have to worry about paying rent for the rest of my life.
Well, I'm boned.
>>78486100
>Max Damage
See you guys in the other life.
If it's just a fistfight and she isn't using her bending I might be somehow able to get the jump on her then I might be able to kick her in the vagina then run away or something.
>Atomic Robo
Well, he'd probably tell me to stop before the first swing, then I swing, and break my hand on his steel chasis. He walks away.
Bad end.
Rolf with a fish and I just disrespected the old country.
That's my ass, alright
>>78493077
Chose Danny too. I'm fucked
Sweet Jesus I done goofed now
Time to start sobbing and wailing like a big bitch in the hope that he lets me live out of sheer pity
I gotta stop picking Donald Duck for every one of these.
I get my shit kicked into a shallow grave.
What do YOU think?
It hurts so good
>>78493865
Pretty sure Danny and I would be best friends though. So, if we are fighting there is probably some mind control involved. I can just hit him with a chair over the head and it will snap him out of it. Then we will track down the offender together.
>>78494045
RIP ANON
Fisticuffs means no magic, right? If so, I may have a chance, since I have about 8 inches and 30 pounds on her.
But I'm not a mean or violent person. So, yeah, I take a dive.
In as silly a manner as possible. For Goodnaured Brawling's sake!
Probably 5-10 seconds
If I run around his lard ass long enough, he'll get tired right? Even his bubble can't save him from exhaustion.
Welp. He can break tables, too.
OH GOD MY EVERYTHING!
Wake me up inside.
>>78486100
>rocket raccoon
I'd die
>Ted Grant
I'm fucked even if Wildcat isn't my opponent. I can't strike for shit, but I have an easier time with grappling (Purple belt in BJJ).
>>78497028
>Billy
As long as hes not alloud to turn into captain marvel
or maybe I can punch him fast enough to not let him speak
>>78497152
>As long as hes not alloud to turn into captain marvel
well, that's TECHNICALLY true. In a legal sense
>>78497152
I didnt mean to answer to anyone, I just do that and then erase the post number, I find it easier
>>78486100
>Superman
H-Haha, just for fun, right, Clark?
>>78497308
>Injustice Round One
>FIGHT
Id get flattened and yet Id still have a massive rock hard erection
>>78486100
>John Constantine
I think I can take him. Dude sucks at physical combat.
Why do I ALWAYS pick Stardust for these?