Varrick just asked the last vidya character you played to do the thing. What happen?
Faust shoves his finger up Varrick's butt...
>The Stanley Parable
He didn't do the thing and went on to do other things, so Varric did another thing to Stanley, but Stanley ignored the thing and did the thing making Varric do the thing Stanley did the thing as he did the other thing.
Meanwhile the is all narrated by a flabbergasted english no face narrator, who wonders how a cartoon character got inside a video game.
>>78465065
>Hey, *Fallout 4 main character*, do the thing!
>*Nukes Boston*
>>78465065
He floops the pig.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWAbkABMAg
>Soviet rifleman in Red Orchestra 2
Spawn on my squad leader and end up near him outside of cover, get shot instantly, spawn on my squad leader again, dive into cover, then got shot in the ten seconds it takes to pull out and throw a grenade.
hahahahahahha...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
DIG A TRENCH OR BUGGER OFF
HERE COMES THE THUNDER
>EDF 4.1
Rockets. Rockets everywhere.
Who do you play as in DF?
>*shits on the floor*
>*dies*
>>78465619
Spirit of questionable judgement.
![final_stand_suit_by_starwarsclub123-d8iofgx[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DYNLxv0.png "final_stand_suit_by_starwarsclub123-d8iofgx[1].png")
>>78465065
*fwip fwip*
>>78465065
>Kotor 2
Meetra Surik joins kreia, and kills the Force, to totally erase Sokka from LOK.
Fun FactShe already did it
>>78465065
Shepard kills the Reapers.
There were no survivors.
>>78465683
What is that?
Looks like ASM1 or 2, but I don't remember that suit being in there.
>>78465720
Edge of Time
not actually a good game. I don't think I can be bothered to finish it.
Gene ball busts or Dragon kick's him to the milky way.
>>78465065
There is noTHING that my blade cannot cut.
>>78465065
>Gets another one of his friends killed.
Im sorry Varrick, There is a contradiction in your instructions.
(Save me Mia, I don't even know what the thing is.)
>>78465065
Geralt asks what the thing is.
>Courier do the thing
Activates his securitron army with Zhu-li's face on them to do the thing to new Vegas
>>78465065
Nebuchadnezzar II builds another library.
>>78465065
SONIC BOOM
>>78465065
>Hun campaign, Attila: total war
The fire rises over the western roman empire
>>78465065
He turns on the spinbot and headshots the entire enemy team with a negev while jumping.
>>78465730
Just look up the cutscenes on YouTube. The game is shit, but the story's decent.
Well, I think it's safe to say that someone's day is about to get ruined.
>>78465065
>Halo 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmT5BXO2-TI
Varrick would be proud
Get's CUHRAZAY!
>>78465065
Let's just say they never asked for this.
