Think of a /co/ character. Got it? Good.Santa is sick this Christmas, and the character you thought of has to deliver presents to kids around the world in his place. How do they accomplish this task? Do they do a good job?
>KORRA GET IN THE DAMN SLED
>Uh where did you get tha...
>Don't ask questions we have 6 billion toys to deliver all across the 4 nations by the end of the night
>Wait wha
>GET IN THE GODDAMN SLED
And that is how Asami saved Christmas
>>78417809
Is Korra riding the Sled orpulling it?
>Hakoda of the Water Tribe
My boy's got this.
Um um um. FUCK.
Okay we can fix this, all we have to do is switch the Naughty and Nice Lists.
>>78417873
Here is an accurate drawing.
https://i.imgur.com/g7nyVXC.jpg
This isn't gonna end well is it?
I always pick the same character for these threads.
This year, Santa and Krampus are the same person.
>>78418010
>Stardust
>>78417786
This should work out well
>>78418072
We are free and barely sober
With so many toys to build
The machines are kind of tricky
Probably someone will be killed
But we gladly work for nothing
>>78417786
Oh come on that was too easy.
>>78418260
Oh god nobody told Clark did they?
Dammit Papa Kent it doesn't matter if Kyptonians age a billion years slower than most humans and Superman is like permanently 10, someone needed to tell that boy there is no santa
That was literally the reason he built the Fortress of Solitude up there.
>>78417786
im not sure he can do it
>>78418314
If Santa promised him a future where he could change all his fuck ups he'd do it
Bo Jack is a desperate horse. He doesn't work for free but when he works he works well.
>>78417809
Lol Asami is too useless for that.
>>78418368
>A woman with billions of dollars in resources and factories all across the 4 nations
>Can't build a rocket powered sled that can travel at Mach 1 to get all done as quick as possible
No Flying Bison Required. Korra would fuck up and just dump all the toys in the Southern Water Tribe and call it a night.
The Earth Kingdom and the Fire Kingdom would get nothing.
>>78418314
>Santa (who is a horse reminiscent of Bojack's dad) promises to give Bojack a break in life if he succeeds
>Todd and Mr Peanutbutter assist and keep morale as high as it can possibly be
>It's a rough job and it's nobody's best Christmas but everything still goes well and every toy is delivered with Bojack being discovered by the kid who said Bojack was his hero and giving him his gift personally
>Shots of every character having a Merry Christmas
>Bojack and Santa hanging out at Bojack's house afterwards
>Bojack asks what his break in life will be
>The knowledge that something you did, even if not publisiced or remembered by people brought joy to millions without causing him pain or to do terrible things, knowledge that he is a good person at heart
>Bojack having spent the escapade fantasizing about what his break will be starts to get angry
>Looks back at Santa to yell at him but as he does Santa looks up at him and tells Bojack he's proud of him
>We see it from Bojack's point of view where he sees his father saying it
>Tear forms in his eye
>Way back in the nineties I was in a very famous tv show...
>Batman
This is the greatest thing ever, please tell me this has been done before. Sounds like the plot to a btas episode.
Already done.
Outrageous
>>78418524
Didn't Joker want to be Santa and Batman said no?
>>78418553
>Flash then spends the remaining hours of the night guzzling coco and cookies with Santa and playing reindeer games with the elves
Best book ever.
>>78418566
I don't recall
>>78418588
Joker stole Santa's sled after breaking out of Arkham Asylum and since his idea believed that Christmas is suppose to be a time of laughter and happiness he was the perfect man for the job
Batman then proceeded to tell Joker to go back to his hole.
>>78417918
Nice work anon
Probably would make a comic about his Christmas insecurities rather than doing Santa's job.
>>78418610
>inb4 people get trigged their chocolate heroin looks too white in that picture.
>>78418010
>Santadust: Cosmic Horror of Christmas
I would love to read this.
