Who will get the girl?
Who cares? I stopped reading Marvel a while ago
>>78369312
Miles, because both Waid and Wilson are on Team Bendis, and Bendis never loses. Ever.
>>78369312
>THERAPEUTIC ISOLATION!!!!
>>78369337
Le edgy contrarian
>>78369340
Nobody can stop the Bendis but Waid is Team Sam
>shipping off the two "PoCs"
They can't do that, or tumblr might get mad.
>>78369340
This
>>78369312
Miles don't want that bitch senpai. He too good for her.
>>78369312
Neither, MilesxSam
>>78369340
>Waid and Wilson
heh
>>78369380
>it's edgy to not read marvel
>>78369389
>letting the colors mix with the whites
That's not very progressive of you
>>78369403
>Implying Wilson wasn't giving hints
>>78369312
Neither she will end up with an inhuman
>>78369448
>the joke
>your head
>>78369337
>i dont care so stop talking about it
>>78369432
...wait, I'm confused now.
What counts as progressive nowadays? Race mixing or race safeguarding?
>>78369312
Miles obviously, Sam never wins and being Nova is suffering.
>>78369337
Same, quit around the time of the cross dimension arc. It seems like more and more they ham fistedly shove their politics into my funny books. I'll by it when this progressive fad is over
>>78369404
Don't challenge the Disney overlords. They own it all now
Hopefully Sam
>>78369312
>Not DPing her.
>>78369521
The key thing you have to remember is that white is bad. So shipping two minorities is ok, and shipping them with whites is ok if they have brown babies. Need to culturally enrich them
>>78369599
>Muslim
>Anal
>>78369521
I don't fucking know. I'm not sure if I would be considered a colored or white since I'm lightish skinned mexican. I guess if it depends on if I shoot a black kid.
>>78369617
Fuck off, /pol/, Tumblr gives as little of an actual shit about minorities as they do anyone who isn't a white woman or LGBT.
>>78369628
Hey, Hey, Hey.
Who says it has to be Vaginal/Anal?
It can easily be Vaginal/Oral
>>78369521
>I'm sorry, sir. Your question is to advanced for the uneducated masses that run the media and society. Please downgrade your question and please buy into all of our bullshit agendas whatever we choose them to be. Your opinion and logic is very unimportant to us. Thank you for using your biased media source
>>78369337
>I'm the center of the universe so stop talking
>>78369448
"WAID WILSON" YOU FOOL
>>78369521
PoC woman dating a lesbian/trans "woman"
>>78369670
>>78369628
>not double vaginal
>>78369670
>Vaginal/Oral
I'm not sure you know how a dp works
>>78369633
Seconding this. I'm a lightskinned Mexican/ White mix, but everyone's always considered me white. I feel offended when people shit on white people, so I kind of just mentally decided to consider myself white.
I better start checking my privileges.
Bendis doesn't want her. His issue will be ship tease at best I bet.
He gets enough hate on a daily basis and got stressed out with just his X-men run. Do you think he wants the hassle of writing a ship with their most popular Muslim character? And all the fallout he'll get if he messes her up?
He doesn't want to get bombed now.
>>78369628
>DP
>anal
whut
>>78369388
Nah, Waid is Team Miles. He has enough power at Marvel to stop Bendis if he wanted, but he doesn't.
>>78369756
He doesn't mind being hassled by all the cosmicfags daily. He even gets stronger because of it. The more they complain the biggest commitment to that book and his ship he has.
>>78369721
A double penetration is double penetration.
That penetration can be anywhere so long as you're penetrating the girl.
>>78369521
I don't think race mixing is progressive unless you come from shit tier country or the south.
>>78370039
Why would he be bothered by five cosmic fags?
There's a vast difference between that and the fallout with messing up with a Muslim character.
>>78369521
Interspecies romance.
I would love for Bendis doing a mistake as bad as the "you're gay" thing with Kamala.
SJWs riot, Muslims riot.
Disney terminates Bendis from Marvel.
I'm free of his cancer.
>>78369628
I'm sure not all Muslims are against anal sex.
>>78370244
>controversy
>getting anyone fired from Marvel
>>78370050
Standard is normally two dicks per hole. Double vaginal, double anal. If it's not two per hole it's just like a double team or a threesome I believe.
Peter and Richard
>>78370244
That would just make sales go up and Bendis would become president of Marvel and Disney
>>78370244
Muslims only care if you portrait their prophet, their book or their god in a bad way. They don't give a crap if you say a brown girl is muslim and doesn't do muslim things. SJWs don't care about religion at all (they probably haven't read any holy book in their lives) they just care if the brown girl isn't being treated as super special.
Besides Bendis doesn't even care about traditions of his own religion. Why would he care about others?
>>78370283
Didn't Marvel apologize twice to Muslims so far? Once for showing M's cleavage after they revealed she was Muslim and having Dust's niqab be skin tight?
>>78370317what you are saying is that Parker wants the Dick?
>>78369312
Neither Kamala likes Bad Boys with a Heart of gold.
>>78369521
You see man of color/white woman is progressive
White man/woman of color is fetishizing opressed minorities and impossing colonizing views of woman.
Waiting for Ahura to start wooing her out of nowhere.
>>78370385
Both of which happened under the Quesada administration. Alonso doesn't apologized, he just twists the narrative in his favor.
>>78370208
>Interspecies romance
Confirmed for not knowing what a species is.
>>78369521
>What counts as progressive nowadays? Race mixing or race safeguarding?
Anything the opposition disagrees with is progressive to them.
>>78370639
I still have hope they're saving him as the eighth team member for ANADA.
Gee, the NEW BLACK SPIDER-MAN who was part of a big event that got a lot of buzz and even is the largest on Avengers 0...or the dumbass Nova?
>>78370293
Dude, I think it's YOU who doesn't understand double penetration.
This guy
I thought they were pushing Miles/Bombshell.
I thought that's why she made the universe jump.
>>78371016
Bombshell is going to be with Goldballs. Bendis will be unable to pass up the opportunity of angry girl tied with incompetent fatso.
![Victor_von_Doom_(Earth-616)_from_Thor_Vol_1_600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NvIowzC.jpg "Victor_von_Doom_(Earth-616)_from_Thor_Vol_1_600[1].jpg")
>>78369704
That sounds painful.
>>78369337
I stopped reading Marvel aswell, to many characters being changed for the sake of "progression"
>>78371128
>not Doom/Ororo
Pleb.She needs to lose the mohawk and go back to her more regal look tho
>>78369752
>I feel offended when people shit on white people, so I kind of just mentally decided to consider myself white.
Yeah, I'm sure that's why that happened.
![f36d2be9e1e4efc490b7328634745022[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CZGXaRH.jpg "f36d2be9e1e4efc490b7328634745022[1].jpg")
>>78369312
Doom/Wanda for me.
nicey-nice but unnapreciated good girl falls for passionate, rule breaking bad girl. shit writes itself
>>78370293
that's wrong, going both into one hole is it's own thing
>>78370376
Actually they get mad if you portray their prophet at all! Such a thing is expressly forbidden.
>>78370834
No, he means like Tamaranian/Human
pic related
>>78370834
Kamala is an Inhuman
>>78371282
What issue is this. I need it to fuel my Doom X Storm fantasies.
![1446832744693[5].gif](https://i.imgur.com/7dEmOLy.gif "1446832744693[5].gif")
>>78370244
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nigga, do you even know who you're talking about? He's the master of Marvel, the king of comics, the future Editor-in-Chief. He has 2 shows based on his creations, Powers and Jessica Jones, and someday Mile Morales will be the next Spider-man in movies or TV.
Sorry mate, but Bendis is the King of Marvel. Those on Team Bendis will guard any and all storylines created by Bendis, or expand on it. I mean look at this shit >>77869998 →
Once he finally runs Marvel, we will enter an era of Bendis continuity. As long as there's a franchise with a movie or TV show, it won't be safe from Bendis Continuity.
He's the future Editor-in-Chief of Marvel, and the other writers at marvel know it. The ones that aren't with him are off doing Star Wars.
>>78370639
>Bad Boys with a Heart of gold
My only weakness!
>>78372903
You and unhappily married soccer moms everywhere.
>>78370639
He's not coming back after Secret Wars ends in a couple of weeks, right?
The one with a car
>>78372693
>I mean look at this shit >>77869998 →
Every time.
>>78373203
I remember Alonso saying at Comic Con that Robbie is going to come back soon. Smith is busy and they are waiting for him to get less busy right now.
![la-spider-mobile-est-introduite-des-le-volume[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OqZFHHM.jpg "la-spider-mobile-est-introduite-des-le-volume[1].jpg")
>>78373217
Spider-Man?
She'll have a bit of ship teasing with both but ultimately end up with Bruno because there's no way his relationship with Mike is gonna last.
>>78373336
That's a buggy
>>78373372
Mike is definitely evil
>>78373336
...goddamn it, I try so hard not to care about Spider-man, but I want to see if the new book is better than the shit we've been fed for the past decade.I just don't want to be hurt again, /co/!
>>78373378
if it has four wheels and a motor, it's a car
>>78373442
>>78373455
My life is a lie
>>78373372
and then they will break up as soon as Wilson leaves the book because there's no way they are getting themselves into a Spidey/MJ situation ever again.
Waiting for the reveal that Mike is Kaboom.
>>78373442
Recently it's been pretty good but I feel like they'll find a way to disappoint
>>78373507
Wait I thought Pete and Johnny were supposed to be bros
>>78373574
ay, that's a fine automobile
>>78373619
Eh, fallings out aren't exactly uncommon for superheroes, are they?
>>78373619
He bought the Baxter building and Johnny got pissed
>>78373574
I'll race ya in my car
>captcha is to select all images with grass
>>78373619
the Baxter building went up for auction. Peter bought and turned it into a Parker Industries branch. Johnny felt that was a betrayal of what the F4 had done for him over the years and attacked. He stopped being mad when Peter explained that he bought it so that the likes of Roxxon or Alchemax wouldn't get their hands on it, and he has every intention of giving it back if Richards and Sue ever come back.
>>78373677
>driving an automatic
What are you a child
He needs a new wife
>>78373734
I was gonna use that but some anon might argue that the motor on it isn't for the mower's locomotion, but rather for the blades to keep spinning.
That said, I could always just use this bitchin car instead.
>>78370639
Only like 3 samefags on /co/ give a shit about this terrible notGhost Rider
>>78373217
>gotta pair off the brown ones with each other
>isn't that just too cute
>>78373807
hey
four samefags
>>78373442
That terribly cringey dialogue wasn't enough to scare you away?
>>78373808
Besides Bruno all the people Kamala are paired with are brown
>>78373793
Are you retarded? Those things are terrible, flimsy as shit, and can barely drive over a power cord. Besides, I can walk faster than those things.
>>78373899
I just use them to take the hydraulic lock off and drive around the back of the store bobbing up and down like a lowrider.
>>78373793
You're on fucker
>>78372610
It was an arc UXM 145-147. Byrne later retconned this Doom into being a Doombot because he's a twat and his only OTPs are the pedophilic ones. Whatever.
>>78373793
>>78373899
>>78373938
I'm so fucking glad I don't work in a stockroom anymore... but fight on, brothers in arms.
>>78374112
then ewing retconned it back
>>78371186
It seemed like it ran through most every book aswell? Like it was a new Era of the comics the same way the 90s had an edgy extreme theme, and I for cannot wait for it to end!
>>78374145
In my whole career in retail I much preferred the stockroom over the front end of the store. Supervisors set tasks they expect you to get done by the end of your shift and having to deal with people just kept bogging shit down constantly. Working in the back I'd get the odd call to bring something out that wasn't in stock up on the front but those were so very few and far between that I felt I was way more productive in the back.
>>78369643
Your right but they out on the facade like they are on the minorities side entire time until they don't need them anymore.... like another merchant like people we know...
>>78374226
You know, I'm absolutely sure you're right, but at some point halfway through when I was working in a big box stockroom, they decided that they wanted to switch to the model where you intentionally give people you can't directly oversee more work than they can actually do. It ensures that they're not loafing, I suppose, but it means they have to guilt you when you don't hit quotas or finish tasks, even if you know and they know that there was no way you could have reasonably done it.
Plus then they decided that when stockroom jobs were done, I should go out to the floor and help them. Which is doing twice the work for the same pay.
Still, I liked being able to have an earphone in to listen to iTunes U the whole time. Saved me a ton of studying.
>>78370639
Fine tastes, my anonymous friend.
>>78373442
As much as I hate to admit it, it's been quite good thus far.
Kelly is coming with Spidey/Deadpool next month, so I might get back on the spider-bandwagon if quality continues.
Kamala/Robbie/Sam/Miles
>triple penetration OT4
>>78374808
I'm so looking forward to that. I really do try not to let my hopes get up for anything Spidey related these days, but I can't help it.
>>78373702
a simple phone call would have worked wonders.
>>78374969
their whole friendship is built upon trying to beat each other up. you can't take that away with your newfangles starkphones
How is this girl a muslim if she never wears a hijab.
>>78373807
fuck you
>>78369340
Hickman & Remender apparently bully Bendis at the Marvel get-togethers
They apparently nearly brought him to tears because they wouldn't let him bring back Ape Beast.
Bendis is beta as fuck
>>78375288
Source that shit nigga
>>78375317
I don't have a source on me
>>78375102
Have you never met any irl or something.
A lot don't.
Especially at Kamala's age.
They're setting up Sam and Kamala, which is the correct pairing.
>>78369312
One of them is probably gay.
>>78375545
Nova
>>78375390
This.
Most Muslim girls I knew just wore them during Ramadan in highschool.
Some picked it up on a more permanent basis during Uni and some didn't.
>>78369312
Terrible idea. Just bad.
>>78375474
But that would tie Sam down, and I can't abide that. I want Kamala to lust for his mexican cock but he's too oblivious to realize it
>>78375516
HE IS LITERALLY PERFECT
>>78375561
He's constantly lusting for various flavors of booty in his comic, man, he's not gay
Childhood-friend booty, space pirate booty, insane alien dominatrix booty, the list continues.
>>78375742
How would this stop marvel?
>>78376028
it would make me angry and I would buy even less books than I already do wait no that's not possible fuck
>make a thread about marvel
>"I DONT READ MARVEL"
>>78369312
Neither. Kamala is saving herself for a male, Muslim version of Carol Danvers from an alternate universe.
One has a massive black cock, the other does not. Tuff choice really
>>78369670
It's Kamala.
Can't she just shapeshift a second vagina?
>>78369312
On one hand you have Miles who is trying way to hard to be Peter Parker and hasn't had a win that didn't come from Venom Sting OHK all his enemies, so he's useless.
Then you have Sam Alexander, who is trying too hard to not be Dick, and succeeding, but failing to be interesting or fun in his own way. And he's really annoying.
So neither should get her. They both are terribly written and just adding a successful character to try and make them more interesting is only going to make everyone worse in the end.
Sam needs to meet Richard and get more into, he's a fucking space cop and need to be a bit less head in the clouds. And Miles needs to sit down with Peter and just get told to be himself or he's going to make the same mistakes.
Essentially, Bendis needs to let his characters grow up, which wont happen because he's never had a character grow up in the last few years.
If I had to ship, put Kamala with an Alien and or Cosmic being, this could be an interesting way to put her religious beliefs and the beliefs of her family on the stage so she and they can grow into more interesting characters. Since her background cast has been getting a bit of action which is rare now a days.
In terms of ship acceptance. I go:
Robbie
Sam/Bruno
Celibacy
Miles
>>78376294
Robbie works for that. A devil-possessed Catholic should be plenty challenging.
>>78369521
>asking 4chan what is progressive
forty keks
>>78373807
Fuck you gently with a chainsaw and a sledgehammer. Go back to your masturbatory fest over shitty characters with no good comics like Wolverine and Steve Rogers.
>>78376294
>f I had to ship, put Kamala with an Alien and or Cosmic being
Too bad Nico already called dibs on Singularity.
>>78369521
Hollywood hates black women outside of black movies, so they generally aren't allowed to be in an interracial romance.
That's why Sue was adopted in Fan4tastic.
>>78369521
The cutting edge of progressiveness holds that intersectionality dictates the rules here. Remember, we're talking about the progressives so far out there that they want to re-institute segregated housing on college campuses, so don't treat this as mainstream.
The TL/DR is that it depends on the race and the gender of the participants. White male/Asian female is regressive, Asian male/white female is progressive for example. Black male/white female is lionized, except by some percentage of black females, who pretty much get ignored by the progressive stack anyways.
Oh, and gay and trans get a free pass on everything for now. It's the only white male pairing that doesn't get any flack from the ultraprogresives. I'd also theorize that if the woman is disabled or really fat, none of the rules apply either, but that's only theoretical for now.
At least until we go full OUR LOVE IS REAL, or until everything flips it's shit next week..
Theoretically Kamalla, being a pakisitani female gets to pick whatever she wants, without criticism from the progressives. Any criticism would be directed at the guy, at worst.
Ms Marvel has the added complication of being loved by shippers. Who have no fear of demanding whatever cracked up pairing they want, and claiming that any other paring is anti-progressive.
So you can actually take all of what I just said, and throw it in the trash. In fact you may be better off for it.
>>78369312
Bruno.
>>78369312
Kamala will. She can grow a cock of any size. Those two microdicks can't compare.
>>78369312
Carol
>>78375360
Then it never happened
>>78369312
Why can't we just have Bromance and just let Kamala be cute.
>>78369312
Hopefully nobody.
Romance, especially teen romance is incredibly tedious. Let the book be about anything but sex for the love of Kirby.
>>78369312
Bruno.
Fuck Spaghetti space boy and Mr. Bland-as-Fuck.
>>78381426
But Bruno is the Spaghetti.
>>78370408I'm saying Peter and Dick want haram
>>78369312
Me, myself, & I
>>78369388
At least it's cuter than Brian Reed's tentatives to pull a SpideyxCaptain Carol.
Any other answer is wrong
>>78381407
so if she dates she stops being cute?
>>78369312
The black guy because who gives a fuck about hispanic guys, am I right? The only race you should give a fuck when talking about multiculturalism and privilege is black and white race
>>78386192
both nova and miles are half hispanic
