Now, explain what powers he would have if he was a super hero/villain, and what they would do if they lived in the same universe that they writte about.
Brian Michael Bendis
Hero Name: The Elaborator
Excellent use in conversation tactics. Used by the US Government on Black Ops missions due to his ability to force people to elaborate on secrets and other info.
>>78324083
>Brian Michael Bendis
Who?
>>78324103
Brian Michael Bendis
>>78324008
>he
So we're just going to ignore all the fantastic female writers?
>>78324103
The master of marvel, the king of comics, the future EIC
>>78324173
They usually don't look sexy on spandex.
>>78324196
The trick is to wear it, not lay on it.
>>78324173
You posit quite the riddle, can we truly ignore that which doesn't exist?
>>78324008
>>78325131
Moore has rape magic.
>>78325131
Who's the psionics guy?
>>78324008
Sana Amanat - Morphogenetics
Probably be just a small hero figuring out wacky crimes as she balances being an outcast in another way.
Plus her outfit is a skin tight black one piece swimsuit with thigh high boots. I think she'd look alright in it.
>>78325281
Warren Ellis. The other British writer.
>>78327101
Hum...ok.
>>78324396
Well memed
>>78324008
Dan Slott
The Blob
Self explanatory.
>>78329220
>not the Sloth.
>>78327101
Why does he look like a burn victim? Must be the lack of hat that threw me off.
>>78324008
So I took a class last year where we only read Dante's Divine Comedy. In my notes I kept rewriting parts of Inferno and Purgatorio where Grant Morrison was my guide instead of Virgil.
My favorite entry is still the part of the Inferno where the Renegade Angels appeared "And Grant Morrison turned to them and said, '[Unintelligible Scottish Accent] bunch of stone.' and the Angels turned to stone."
>>78330310
I'm not entirely sure why mentioning Grant Morrison's unintelligible Scottish accent makes me burst into treats when it's not even a joke, but it does
>>78330310
put the whole thing on pastebin if you still have it, or even AO3
![[unintelligible scottish].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4jNQLp6.jpg "[unintelligible scottish].jpg")
>>78332002
It's one of the great mysteries of the universe
>>78324191
Husband of Kitty Pryde?
>>78324008
Civilian Name: Mark Millar
Villain Name: The Dickhead
Power: Able to create razer sharp homunculuses that are only capable of swearing
The arch-nemesis Metaman (GM), the Dickhead seeks to be the biggest cunt anyone can be.
Civilian Name: Alan Moore
Hero Name: Fuck off I'm not having a name (FOINHAN)
Power: Mystically empowered by his serpent god to cast his hexes and get high
At regular odds with most of humanity and Metaman, but will offer guidance on occasion.
>>78324008
He's already a priest in Marvel Universe.
>>78335389
Millar's arch-nemesis should be Morrison.
>>78335964
Morrison is Moore's nêmesis.
