>Official running time: 151 minutes.
I wonder how long the Directors cut will be.
Watchmen 2 confirmed
>>78321308
That's a big movie
>>78321446
Except Watchmen was actually good (save the bad casting on Ozzy)
>>78321486
For us.
>>78321510
Nope
>>78321546
It was literally a translation of the comicbook.
What's not to like?
>>78321392
The assembly cut was reportedly a little under 4 hours.
>>78321510
Exactly. Watchmen 2 confirmed.
>>78321574
The movie picked the wrong battles. Its authenticity is built on recreating scenes from the comic word-for-word and shot-for-shot, but they still left things out, added things in and changed the ending.
It's an adaption divided against itself.
They really should bring intermissions back into movies. Just a 15 minute break in the middle of a 2hr30m/2hr45m/3hr+ movie.
>>78321666
Man, he was such a perfect cast.
>>78321793
Everyone was perfect except for Laurie and Ozymandias.
>>78321773
Grindhouse tried, people didn't come back for death proof
>>78321308
Another borefest cinfirmed
>>78321574
No it wasn't. It was a prime example of missing the forest for the trees. No one seemed to understand the the themes.
No one seemed to get that the scene with all the minor characters stopping the couple fighting in the street was the most important part of the story.
>>78321308
90 minutes of filler confirmed
>>78321773
Intermissions are dumb as hell.
What are you going to do?
Just look at your phone for 15 minutes?
Just sit down and watch
>>78321308
That's 10 solid minutes of shirtless hairy chests
>>78321857
I think that has more to do with the quality of the film itself than the institution of intermissions, aside from other personal reasons people may have had for leaving the theater and the showing.
>>78321927
Take a piss, numbnuts.
>>78321927
>get up and go the bathroom
>get up and stretch your legs
>get up and go buy some more concessions because you're a fat fuck
>get up and take your crying baby out to change its diaper/leave it in a hot car/shake it to death
>get up and call a family member or friend for whatever reason you have
>spend the intermission discussing what's happened so far with a pal
>take some aspirin for headache caused by overly loud sound system/crying baby/niggers
>>78321996
You can't hold your bladder for 3 hours?
Are you a child?
How long was aou?
I miss when Hollywood had editors that could do their job
>151 minutes of Zack Snyder things
>>78322020
Are you a professional baiter? Because you're terrible at it.
>>78322020
Not with 40 oz of pop flowing through me.
>>78322020
having a full bladder is uncomfortable and distracting, no matter how good you are at holding it in
>>78322029
141 minutes.
>>78322020
No one can. When you have to piss you have to piss.
>>78322064
Not that guy but can you really not hold it for 2 1/2 hours?
It has over 9000 people in the cast though
>>78322106
Just because I can doesn't mean I like having to.
>>78322106
When is the last time you've held it for 2 and a half hours? Fucking weirdo.
>>78321837
>Everyone was perfect except for Laurie and Ozymandias.
BvS confirmed for Watchmen 2
>>78321308
>Official running time: 151 minutes.
since they take the risky i'll pay money to see this
>>78322543
That's hardly a risk.
>>78321446
based Negan
>>78322342
I held my piss during a car ride for nearly three and a half hours, maybe even more...
Your bladder can hold it when you really need it to, but that doesn't necessarily make it pleasant.
>>78322522
The more they release of Lexenberg, the more I like him. That latest fake interview was pretty cool.
>2.5 hours is considered long these days
Pretty sad, senpai. How fucking bad is the average movie goers ADD?
>>78322019
>shake your crying baby to death
Sir, I'm taking you to court for the damage done to my sides.
>>78323376
Dude, two and a half hours is a pretty long time to sit up right in a chair and stare at a screen.
After so long a guy needs to stretch his legs or take a piss or sheath his katana and shake the popcorn crumbs off his trench coat.
>>78323739
And yet Avatar was longer and ppl still sat through it. If you have to go them go. It'll be like 4 mins tops.
>>78322342
Not that guy, but when I was in school, I used the restroom before leaving, and then when I got home. That's like 6 hours.
>>78321308
I sat through nine hours of Lord of the Ring without using the restroom so I can surely do it for two and a half.
>>78321510
Silk Spectre was terrible too.
>>78321308
Padded as fuck.
calling it right now.
>>78321308
Gotta catch 'em all.
>>78321927
the same thing people do during sports intermissions
>>78321927
It's so you can get up and stretch you dumbass.
>>78323852
You didn't feel the urge to piss for 6 hours, idiot.
>>78324634
Having a story in between dank action scenes isn't padding.
>>78324928
He's gonna watch it through the same lenses as Stacey and Chad killing time before sex instead of a comic fan.
The Force Awakens is 156 minutes.
>>78325167
It's 136 minutes, actually.
>>78324896
Because I went before I left. Do you not do that? And you're calling ME an idiot?
>>78321308
>literally two and a half hours
Sheeeeeeiiitt
>>78322342
>needs to go take a piss every 2 hours
Woman detected
>>78326338
>another gray dehydrated freak that doesn't understand what "holding it in" actually implies
>Official running time: 151 minutes
>Official fight running time: 1 minute, 51 seconds
>>78325840
>Batman will have more screen time in a single movie than he did in the Nolan trilogy
Feels good desu
>>78321308
IT'S A VASE!
>>78325386
According to my theater time sheet, it's 156.
>>78325575
You weren't sitting in class sipping cola (a diuretic) for all that time, either.
>>78321925
Without filler you can't have Zimmer's fucking endless strings for five minutes to tell you a plot point is coming.
>>78321308
Some directors get a big project and decide they can use it to hold the audience hostage. Sometimes that pays off.
With Snyder... not so much.
>>78324589
I took at least five, and I didn't bother coming back for the Hobbit. Knew I wouldn't as soon as I heard they'd turned a single novel maybe a third the length of any single LotR book into multiple movies, which as it turns out are eight hours of film.
I just don't have that kind of patience for swelling musical scores.
>>78325575
6 hours is actually a very long time to go without even the urge to urinate. You should probably see a doctor, you may have prostate problems.
>>78329078
Lunch bro. You eat half way through not includimg if your schol serves beakfast.
>>78329078
I drank coffee (another diuretic) and water all the time in my classes and I still didn't have to pee until I got home. I think you have a bladder problem if you have to go often.
>>78329814
You should go every 2-3 hours.
>>78329908
>You should go every 2-3 hours.
What is this the 50's?
>>78321574
Watchmen was just copy pasting shit from the comic without understanding the source material. With some really odd, inane changes added in at strange places, usually to have more violence.
>>78329908
For real? I go like once or twice a day.
I don't even shit everyday. Maybe I do have a problem.
>>78333389
Not shitting everyday is common but peeing once a day is sort of weird.
>>78333174
If you actually drink the reccomended amount of water a day, 2-3 hours is standard. However, most people don't even get close to the amount they should be drinking.
>>78322020
Exciting movies make it hard to not pee.
>>78333389
You really need to drink more water mate.
>>78333409
Supposed to shit 1-3 times a day.
Who was expecting anything less than two and a half hours?
>>78333528
Who shits 3 times a day? I can only imagine the amount of biomass someone is consuming that that much of it comes out as waste. Is this what the life of a true neckbeard is?
>ITT we discover just how unhealthy /co/ is
Not relieving yourself regularly is bad, it's very unhealthy. You folks should talk to a doctor about it and think about your diets.
>>78321308
>Official running time: 151 minutes.
thats just the german/european runtime... US version should be a few minutes longer (because PAL/NTSC run on different framerates)
>The Dark Knight Rises
>german running time: 158 minutes
>US running time: 165 minutes
>>78321308
That's long for gay porn
This is now a piss thread
>>78333528
>tfw shit once a week maybe not even
>>78335151
>Amerifats watch movies on slower rate because they're dumb
Anyone else hate the theater bathrooms? They're always crowded and disgusting.
When i get in to the theater in a rush i usually piss down the theater shower drain. Some nigger stole my clothes once, so i don't do it if i can avoid it
>>78321308
Source?
>>78335604
I haven't been to a theater bathroom since 2005
>>78321308
>2h30m for a stock "two good guys initially misunderstand each other and fight before realizing who the real villain is" plot
Wow. Forget the intermission talk, I think I'd be okay with getting up to take a piss mid-film for once.
>>78321308
Why is every block buster fucking 3 hours these days? Are they copying Nolan's long windedness?
>>78321392
That's a long time for a movie we already know the whole plot to.
>>78323739
>>78322020
I think that you normally can but three things here.
1.I've never held it in while needing to pee for 3 hours straight, that's just unhealthy.
2.Even if you can hold it in, the need to pee will be incredibly distracting.
3.People drink a lot at the cinema.
>>78335604
Bathroom at my theater's always clean when I'm there.
An hour and 50 minutes - 2 hours is pretty standard for a dense kinetic cape action. I am completely okay with this.
>>78334992
if you only ever take a single dump per day and it tends to take a long time to shit, it usually means that you're either not eating very much, or much more likely you are not eating very healthy, like, you're not getting enough fiber and drinking enough liquids.
>>78336367
60min = 1h
60 + 60 = 120min + 31min = 151
I'm sure the goys are enslave enough to pay triple price for the tickets. Those poor billionaire theaters have to keep their hourly benefits after all.
>>78336367
>An hour and 50 minutes
>American Education
>>78336596
Please. He's clearly thinking time is in metric, we don't do metric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3smXZy89moA
Better quality this time
>>78335151
Isn't PAL/NTSC just for video? For cinema it's fixed on 24 fps, isn't it?
>>78321308
>>Official running time: 151 minutes.
That's a big piece of shitt.
>>78336924
>irrelevant to the topic
>ay lmao
>>78321308
>151
Do we get a free Mew if we go?
>>78321308
Is there hyper crisis here?
>>78336660
>tfw "bat" in german is literally "flying rat"
>>78337292
If movie lasted 52 minutes, yes.
>>78336367
2 and 1/2 hours actually, dippy
>>78335074
This. You could conceivably hold your piss in all day, but it'll wreck havoc on your bladder.
