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STORMBREAKER - THE SAGA OF BETA RAY BILL
GET IN HERE BATTLE BROTHERS
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ARE THERE ANY BATTLE BROTHERS LISTENING TO THE TALE I AM TELLING?
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anyone lurking? or an
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>>78313097
>Issue #2 page 15 to Issue #3 page 16
And then OP died in the middle of the storytime. Not that this thread felt particularly populated.
>>78312849
Is that you, Gar Stazi?
>>78313502
Well, OP did start story timing this during 3 or 4 a.m.-ish. Guess that's why.
Yo OP, please continue Beta Ray Badass's adventures.
As the first poster after OP in this thread and OP's apparent death, it is now up to me to take the mantle and the burden of storytiming.
Might the Bill guide me on the right path.
Also page numbering is a little different, but know that >>78313095 is immediately followed by >>78316789
Stardust definitely needs more love.
He/she/it is a great herald.
Now, to issue #3.
I wonder, has Oeming written that much after the sudden outburst in mid-2000s? It seems like he would become a legit writer
>>78316789
Good
Nice spread.
>>78316943
Such is the fate of storytimers.
Also, has there been some sort of curse? Andrea Di Vito drew this and Annihilation as well (DnD too) and nearly made the passing from interesting young gun to the lower big leagues, but ultimately never did.
This fight is pretty hype though
Following three threads does not help with storytiming a comic, no it does not
Jesus Christ Stardust
There was no way that could backfire, to be honest.
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>>78317208
Stardust is one of the most stupid heralds, and I'm counting 616 Terrax here.
Out of all the ancient evils you could've awakened, at least you got a sexy one.
>>78317214
Stardust is just overtly loyal.
Which honestly we never got from a herald before, except from Nova in her rebellious teen in need of a father figure phase.
This is a good storytime
>>78317248
In a way, but ripping open a portal to cosmic hell instead of doing something by, you know, conventional physics is being plain stupid in my opinion.
>>78317250
Thanks familia, Beta Ray Bill is just too great to let this thread die, I felt compelled to keep posting.
>>78317266
He felt Bill was a serious menace and wanted to truly wreck him.
Her design is so generic and unjustified, but I still would hard.
Sorry, went away for a bit.
Lots of spreads in this issue (at least for a non-Bendis comic)
Poor Ooga Boogas.
We Alderaan now
Why are space fights so much cooler? Is it because you can show destruction on a whole new level?
Oh, now you notice, Stardust?
Penultimate issue!
Are you still reading?
We start with flashbacks again
>Omega; the End
Bit redundant here bruv
The panel with her face about to get hit looks sillier than it should.
Too meta
I don't know how to feel about this plot point.
>that super hot KorbiMILF
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>Beyonders
Fucking Hickman
Opinions about the new suit?
Just your luck, Bill, isn't it?
I genuinely feel sorry for him.
Hotter or not?
I like how he's just like FUCK OFF with all his might now.
And so our saga comes to its conclusion.
This last chapter is... weird, though.
Aight. That settles it. Buying the trade when the funds come in. This is golden.
>Simon Walters
"""Subtle""" homage
>>78318021
>my storytime brought someone to buy a good comic
No greater honor.
inb4 this issue convices anon otherwise
Cherishing the old tradition of meme villains
Typical Spidey here
>>78318055
I do wish Bill had a series again? But then I don't wanna risk him being written by Jason Aaron(unless he goes for God Bomb writing instead of whatever the current Thor is) or Bendis.
>that vidya reference for the young people out there
why.png
>>78318121
I could storytime some more Bill after this.
What's it going to be though?
The most logical thing would be Godhunter, but I feel like that's been storytimed enough times.
I feel like the right continuation to this would be Omega Flight.
It's by Oeming too and it has the only other iteration of the Simon Walters persona.
Also no one ever posts it. The problem is that it's not too Bill-centric.
Opinions?
At least we got some closure from that.
Asgard stayed destroyed for a whole 3 years and some more after all.
That really wasn't necessary to post
HoM: Iron Man was radical as hell though
This concludes the saga of Beta Ray Bill: Stormbreaker.
Hope you enjoyed.
Unless I get some replies suggesting something else, next up is going to be Omega Flight (since there's enough space in this thread).
>>78318414
More Bill is always good. He hardly ever gets enough recognition besides being called Horse-Thor.
>>78318508
Completely agree.
Therefore, I will now proceed to post some more Bill, although he's not at the forefront in this mini.
Trigger Warning for Americans: this is set in Canada and has to do with Canada things
Also it's the post-Civil War setting so lots of references to that
>>78313000
I have returned to hear the legendary tale once more
Multiple keks
>>78318669
Hear, hear!
I really, really don't look forward to Civil War II.
Especially a Bendis-written CW
Talisman is seriously an underrated character.
With Julia and Bill, that makes three.
>this isn't the US, remember?
>do you remember yet
First issue gone, no Bill yet.
But soon!
I promise some Bill in this issue...
...or at least his human counterpart.
Great beasts don't fuck around
And this is how BRB gets dragged into this story.
unf unf buff women
How come you don't ever see this posted in the fetish threads?
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Thanks familia
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Perfect
Julia is too cool.
Fuck Jessica, give the REAL Spider-woman a book already.
>>78319140
No problem.
>>78319166
It's always appreciated when you're storytiming something a bit lesser known.
>>78319157
I hate how some call Marvel progressive for making Jessica a mother. When Julia already exist.
>>78319188
The cell phone trick always work.
>>78319198
At least Waid remembered she exists in his last DD arc.
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I'm not the OP, notice how there's a massive gap at some point.
So I'm bumping the thread myself just fine, of course having some conversation in it is better.
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Thank god someone remembers her.
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Fuck you.
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I forgot original op left.
>>78319244
Now if only she could be seen being a mother too... It's a bit weird that everyone (rightly) calls Carol a cunt for what she did to Julia in her book but no one cares about this mini detailing what she did after that.
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Is Julia even part of new spider lady event.
>average Americans in Canada
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Nope!
Don't you want some Spider-Gwen down your throat though?
Dun dun duuun
>no "prepare to die" line
>>78319341
No. I think hopeless is writing that event.
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It's a crossover though
Spider-Gwen, Spider-Woman and Silk I think.
Maybe WW too?
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Spider-Women will link together Dennis Hopeless & Javier Rodriguez's Spider-Woman, Jason Latour and Robbi Rodriguez's Spider-Gwen and Robbie Thompson and Stacey Lee's Silk. The storyline will kick off in the standalone issue Spider-Women #1 before transitioning to those three books
(meant WW as Web Warriors obviously, not Wonder Woman)
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No pro
Poor Talisman.
>>78319409
So, what I said. More exposure for Spider-Gwen.
>>78319449
Marvel is really milking it, don't be surprise if they bring 616 Gwen to life.
>your
But Julia speaking for us all
[wake me up]
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
[can't wake up]
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She is.
>>78319529
Save me
It's too bad this team didn't stick around, Alpha Flight could use some new blood along the legacy.
I mean, not that I'm not glad the original team came back, but mass res isn't generally a good idea. And the Parker/Van Lente series was meh.
The Amazing X-men arc was super meh too.
And now the Alpha Flight name has been stolen and given to Carol's organization that's just S.W.O.R.D.2.0 except all womyn
GET READY
STEADY
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Yes
FUCK YEAH
>that's not cosmic
>[transforms]
>THIS IS COSMIC
best line delivery
Too bad we couldn't get better villains than flanderized, cackling overpowered Wrecking Crew.
Nice how he completely blows away all the beasts from the sky in a single whip
Too bad he's not that wrong ;___;
>have you ever been so based even your daughter is based via proxy
"subdued" my ass desu
That's not really an opening
I'm not skipping pages, just ads.
What's USAgent's shield made of, again?
>not knowing the Thorse
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No idea
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Probably gommie tears
Situation is getting way out of hand
I mean, you basically have a rampaging Hulk now along with all of the other stuff
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Problably
Help (sort of) has arrived
Really his best aspect was the bromance with Mimic.
I can't even remember if they knew each other before Cornell's Dark X-men.
Gage really made it so they felt like they had been best friends since forever.
This does not bode well.
Last issue!
>captcha: 616
Can you feel the tension?
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Yes
Bill storms in for a last round
"You need to fight the possession" scenes can either work really good or really bad
>beat that, motherfucker
Another reason why I like this mini is that it gives AF's survivors the closure Bendis never gave them with that shit arc
>>78318414
Amazing story time, I own Godhunter but never read this. I'm totally getting it in trade next visit to my LCS
>My face when Bill vs Stardust
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>that guy who posts an image and doesn't notice that another comic is being storytimed later in the thread
Thanks for the appreciation though!
And now, for a true moment of Bill badassery
>you will never be this based
Classic Walker here
That doesn't look like a great occasion for speaking your mind to me.
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>I am the champion of a people who have been persecuted, chased, and hated
Beta Ready Bill confirmed Jewish
Fucking reaction image gold here
>>78320755
Wasn't he supposed to be a Physicist or something? How did he become so retarded?
Why is Julia so perfect?
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Well, his making could resemble the golem's.
>>78320788
You know, there's this thing where gamma power doesn't seem to go too well with the rational part of your brain -maybe there's a character out there that shows this behavior a lot, but I can't remember who that is
I think she next shows up before Grim Hunt with no connection. Shame, really.
>>78320840
Fair enough. Hadn't thought of that and I can accept it.
I can't place the USAgent reference, but that's probably about the mini with everyone mourning Cap.
What about Bill, though?
Oh, don't mind him, he's just WRECKING SHIT IN DEMON HELL WITH HIS BADASS HAMMER THUNDERING AROUND
Truly based and a great display of his character, which is why I storytimed this instead of more known content.
Well, that's it.
Keep this thread bumped and discuss all things Beta Ray, I'm out.
Thanks for reading.
>>78320950
Thank you
>>78320950
Yeah, thanks anon. Really good couple of reads.
>>78320950
Thanks for the glorious Beta Ray Action
>>78319188
why do they even bother stealin money?
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>>78319571
yeah but recycling b-rate usa superheroes doesn't seem like brining new blood
>>78318625
>Americans are barbarians who can't clean up their own messes
As an American, this is funny.
>>78318736
What happened in Alaska?
>>78320950
Thanks brah.
>>78322023
Cause it's true. Most other nations can't handle pure, undistilled freedom of the kind that make your testicles grow to the size of basketballs.
>>78314148
ayy muh legacy bro
>>78316928
He wrote his creator-owned book Victories not that long ago
>>78318021
it's out of print, friend
>>78320950
Thank you.
>>78318625
If anything this is a trigger warning for Canadians saying how pussified they are.
>>78312843
Whoah did I miss the battle?
>>78318686
Even in a world of jet-powered apes, a CSIS agent being competent is just too hard to swallow.
>>78322169
Bendis.
>>78313000
hell yeah dog. nice trips
