>The animal understands human language
>>78189767
>bitches about intelligent animals
>in a story that revolves around 70 foot hair that heals injuries when its owner sings
I'm usually that guy who bitches about how magic should have rules, and even I think you're making a fuss over nothing. Shut the fuck up.
>>78189767
And that's wrong because?
>>78189767
Are you implying animals DON'T understand human language? A lot of mammals and birds can recognize hundreds of words and even develop an ability to understand tone in speech patterns.
>>78189767
>The barmaid milks herself
>>78189767
Alright alright alright with that GOAT Disney animal.
>>78189767
>horse acts like a dog
>>78189767
>Someone tells their dog to sit
>It fucking does
Wow, what the fuck? What kind of nonsense is this?
>>78189944
>>78189767
>Angry about an unrealistic thing happening in a cartoon
Autistic, much?
>>78189767
I think disney does this pretty well actually. often the animal can only understand the basics, the way you could expect a dog to. sometimes they're a little smarter than that.. it's kinda like the way monkey sidekicks used to be in old movies and anime
>all nonhuman animals speak the same language that happens to translate perfectly in English
>dog appears
>''I think it wants us to follow it''
>>78191042
>appears to translate perfectly in English
What do mean?
Are you talking about subtitles or when they just speak to eachother in English? Would you prefer just animal noises and no understanding of the characters?
>>78190002
>Reindeer acts like dog
>Dragon acts like dog
>Dinosaur acts like dog
>Human acts like dog
>>78194568
Truly dogs are the greatest of all animals
>>78194568
>Dog acts like a dog
god I fucking hate this trope so much.
>animal tries to explain something important to a human.
>''what is it, buddy? i don't have time to play now''
>everything goes to shit since the human didn't ''listen''
>dog slaps itself in the face
>>78194568
>dog acts like a human
>>78194568
but thats adorable
>>78189767
>humans understand animal language
>human gets hypnotized
>acts like a chicken
>>78189767
but they do kind of...
>>78194568
Because dogs are the best.
>>78195082
Fuck off Spacelord
>>78189767
>The animal talks in perfect English somehow as translated from "Pet language" where they talk to each other
>Somehow, humans are in sync and understand them 9/10 of the time, give appropriate responses, can non-officially "understand them"
If any of you have ever seen any of those old family animal movies you know what I'm talking about.
>the dog can talk
>but no one must know!
>>78194325
It's like they all talk in their own language but it's actually english for us, how the audience hears it.
>>78194733
gonna have to ask for a sauce
>>78195038
>Hypnosis is used
>Unlimited control over the vast and unlimited potential of the human mind
>The ability to rewrite memories, thoughts, behaviors, emotions and attitudes, entire personality, one's very identity
>It's always just to make them bawk like a chicken or walk arms-out like a zombie
As a hypnofag this always makes me mad.
>>78195611
>As a hypnofag
no one's gonna pander to your fetish faggot
>>78195678
>All tropes someone likes has to be a fetishfag
No one cares about your themesong fetish either faggot.
>>78189862
>>78189887
>>78189910
>>78190884
>>78190980
>The humans misunderstand the post
>>78195611
>The ability to rewrite memories, thoughts, behaviors, emotions and attitudes, entire personality, one's very identity
You know nothing of neuro-science. Get your scientifically inaccurate fetish out of my sight.
>>78190002
Horses do kinda act like dogs to a degree, in that they can be sociable and want greet you like a dog and trot around their stable all excited that someone is coming to say hi to them. It's really cute. I had no idea riding-horses acted like that until I saw it myself.
>>78194568
How about times animal portrayal was spot on?
>bird
>is actually twitchy in its movements, complemented by a quick crunch-pop sound when it turns its heard
>when in a perspective when it's mammal counterpart can be understood, ,it doesn't talk, but is emotive via eyes and it's different squaks and sounds.
>is a vindictive obsessive asshole
God damn that was a good portrayal. Being a parrot owner helped too.
ThanksStardust Crusaders
>>78196844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8USUINYQrs
>the human understands animal language
>>78194733
>>78197066
>all animals from different species talk the same language and can communicate perfectly between them but the human race being the most intelligent species can't understand them
>>78195505
Corneil, you can talk!
>>78197846
Watch my chops, cunt
>>78197729
>humans raised among animals can talk with the animals
>>78189767
>>78194733
That kinda bothers me like how the fuck do you understand what they're saying?
>fiction about animal people/talking animals
>almost always focuses on mammals and occasionally some birds
>reptiles and amphibians almost nonexistent except as antagonists
>fish pretty much nonexistent or even non-sapient
>invertebrates despite taking up 99% of the worlds population are extremely rare, nonexistent, or non-sapient
>>78195282
You mean cats.
>>78194733
>character understands squirrel language
>character does not understand other animals' languages
>squirrels and other animals understand each other perfectly
damn it Bubbles!
>>78204187
That's a weird way to spell millipedes.
>>78194568
tbf the dragons acted more like cats sempai
>>78204322
>invertebrates
Never. Cats will always be best.
>>78204349
That's an odd way of spelling lampreys.
>>78189767
>>The greentext shitposters never stop posting no matter how many get banned