i dont want to make toys, you fucking faggot.
If not for Rudolph, Herby would have eventually snapped, murdering other elves and keeping their jaws in a secret room of his house. Going in at night to stroke the teeth.
I find it hard to believe they wouldn't have dentists. Hot chocolate and candy canes are full of sugar. Or is it that they don't get dental insurance from Santa?
>No pointed ears
>Doesn't like making toys
Is he even an elf?
>>78106371
Santa's eves are slave labor, anon-Kim.
>>78106371
The Elves are basically sweatshop workers. They ain't got shit. Toys are all they know.
>>78106242
Well, what DO ya wanna do?!
>>78106408
There's nothing wrong with slavery. They get free food and water. They also get a nice place to live if they do their job right.
>>78106242
I know we said it last time.
Fucking Deal With It.......
FUCKING BITCH!
>>78106242
I wanna be a rabbi!
>>78106783
But Hermie, you can't be a rabbi! You're not even circumcised. Our dog-like genital arrangement make that impossible!
