>Hey it's darkseid!
Do you remember?
Anon stop lying that hellboy
>>78086563
HOLY SHIT RON PEARLMAN AS DOOMSDAY
>>78086678
Seriously speaking, who is hellboy?
>>78086563
DC has truly won
>>78086711
just some lame-o that happens to be the title character of a long running comic series and 2 major motion pictures
>Flash is faster than superman.
They are the same speed, why does everyone make it a competition?
>>78086563
>Oh man why do they keep making movie based comics?
i have never heard of darkseid outside of /co/, I at least heard my older brother gushing about thanos when he was announced for the mcu
>Batman can beat superman, cause hes Batman.
>is that Donald?
>>78086563
> Morrison is shit
Just because you need to have read comics before to understand it, doesn't make it shit.
If you don't wanna put the time into understanding a text, perhaps reading books with 75 odd years of history is not for you. Stick to reality tv.
>>78086868
> tfw one of my friend actually said that in theater
I almost threw up.
Since OP made the same exact thread he made this morning, I'm gonna make the same exact post I made this morning.
>casual friend and I talking about cape shit movies
>friend brings up something that doesn't exist like "Iron Man vs Batman" or a Star Wars/Marvel crossover movie or something like that
>tell friend it's not real
>"NUHUH, IT IS REAL, SEE?"
>shows me a fake movie poster that's clearly photoshopped as proof
>mfw
"Deadpool can't die because he's so annoying even Death didn't want him! xD"
>>78086868
>see GotG on opening night
>get to that scene
>hear "huh" "who's that" "what?" throughout the audience
>yell "IT'S HOWARD THE DUCK"
>hear audience say "OOOOOOOHHHHHH" almost in unison
>mfw
That reaction made my day.My girlfriend was embarrassed as Hell kek.
>>78087136
That's cute
I'm not replying to the obvious bait but God, I know someone is going to.
>>78087136
>Yelling in a cinema
Are you lying?
>>78087296
never been to a cinema with a big crowd before? idiots abound, mr 1.jpg.Just namefag it already, for god
s sake.
>>78087364
Why would people ruin the experience by screaming? That's just rude
>>78087296
Yes. I'm lying so strangers on the internet will think I'm cool.
No, but seriously, we just got back from a bar so I was a little bit drunk, Hell that wasn't even the worst thing I did at that time.
>wait until the credits were over
>just my group and 6 or 7 other people in the theater
>lean over and ask my brother, a /fit/fag, if he thinks he can bench press the seat in front of him
>"Let's see"
>...
>KLAK
>he broke the fucking seat
>scurry out of the theater like cockroaches
... Ok maybe we were more than a little bit drunk.
>>78087405
they're idiots. Judging by how much difficulty you're having understanding this, you're probably one too.
>Have you ever heard of this edgy website called 4chan?
Fucking casuals!
>>78087136
People remember the 80s Howard movie?
>>78087459
I don't think you're evolved enough for such a discussion anonymous. Feel free to talk once your IQ rises from room temperature
>>78086764
>cutting off the bottom half
For what purpose?
"Did you see Red Skull at the end of the Avengers?"
this is a thing a friend told me
>>78086563
my casual friends thought he was ultron
>>78087549
>you're dumb
>no u!
>>78087834
>Proving my point
>>78088030
not the guy you were talking to before
>>78086563
>Stuff casuals say
>Hey it's darkseid!
What the hell makes you think casuals would know who Darkseid is?
>>78088125I'm a casual, I knew him before I knew spiderman
I'll go ahead and get some easy ones out of the way
>Superman is boring
>Batman loves the Joker
>Batman is realistic
>Hank Pym is a wife beater
>>78086563
In my experience, casuals don't know who Darkseid is.
>>78088333
>Batman loves the Jokerbut anon, he does
My favorite
>Batman would beat Superman in a fight.
>>78088125
he works for McDonalds, he's like the second-biggest name they have after the Joker
>>78088125
>>78088343
DCAU, bitches
>>78088333
>Batman loves the Joker
I think you mean
>Batman cannot exist without the Joker, and vice versa
>>78088436
>Those faces in the last panel
My seids.
>>78086563
>See Avengers
>Go to work next day
>Co-worker also saw Avengers
>Tells me, "Yo man did you see Super Skrull at the end?"
>Was about to correct him until a customer asks for help
>He goes to help the customer
>mfw he left
>>78086563
I didn't read enough marvel comics to know who thanos was before I saw the movie.
Always sort of preferred DC stories anyway, comics wise.
>agent smith is invading my captcha
>>78087296
>he doesn't go to the theater when the audience is full of black people
their reaction to joker killing that guy with a pencil will go with me to my grave. Entire fucking room erupted into screaming and laughter, it was glorious
itt: nothing casuals have ever said
>>78086563
Someone in my theater yelled "GALACTUS" during this scene.
I wasmildly irritated because I understand that not everyone reads comics.
>>78086764
I thought he was only faster when he was flying. I always figured he could keep up with Flash on foot unless Flash goes full tilt.
>>78087136
I did this withApocalypseduring DoFP. Same reaction.
>>78089210
Mr. Anderson...
This one is especially true on Facebook
>Joker and Harley have a good relationship
I'm dreading suicide squad because of this and the inevitable slew of pictures of Joker and Harley on Facebook with captions like "I WANT A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS", "HE CRAZY BUT YOU KNOW YOU HIS BOO" or "WHEN YOU GET WITH HIM TO FIX YOU BUT HE END UP MAKIN YOU CRAZY"
>>78089098
I feel like they gotta get props for even sort of knowing what a super skull is, but at the same time, I wouldve felt the same way as black dad.
>>78087432
When I went to go see Thor II, as I was getting out of my chair, the arm rest snapped off. I just carried it out to my car with me and drove home. But I got a free cup holder which is nice.
>>78088916
Oh, God, that one fan comic where they both fall to their shared deaths... Terrible.
>>78086781
That's a legitimate question. Why does Marvel keep doing that? It's pointless as fuck.
>>78089098
To be fair, it is pretty dumb that both the Skrulls and Thanos have ridged chins. Be a little more creative, Starlin.
>>78086563
>Grant Morrison is my favorite comic writer
>>78089334
pretty much every media EVER has shown that flash is faster than supes. comics did it in >>78087588
Superman TAS did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QLEvWOwyFI
even smallville did it in the most homo way ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xq0T3N0Lr8
flash's entire schtick is that he goesfast, and can do some silly shit with goesfast that supes can't pull off.
>>78089514
>MFW Joker won't even physically hit Harley in the movie because DC is afraid of the backlash
Would love to see everyone's perception of their relationship finally dragged in to the light by seeing him actually hit her but we all know DC is too concerned with how popular the Joker is too make him THAT evil. If anything the only reason anyone will have to stop Harley from being with Joker is because he is a "Bad guy"
>>78090968
>yfw joker actually does beat the shit out of her and or/nearly kill her because she annoyed him
>yfw the shitstorm it causes
>>78090706
Because the majority of Marvel's writers aren't good enough to write for tv/movies. This studio has been going almost a decade in present form; two years of development just to get the first movies out in 2008. In all that time, despite knowing the guys at the top, certain names have never appeared (and never will) as writing credits on any of these movies. It's a bitter pill to swallow for some; finding out they're big fish in a very small pond and will never be anything else.
Doubly so when you consider there are those who've made it out. But even with 2 movies a year and a couple of ongoing series, there really isn't a shot for most of them. There's a lot more writers out there with better experience and better skill.
But you know when you see a kid get scared of, like, dinosaurs or big dogs or something they saw in a movie, and then over the next couple of days they start play-acting the thing that scared them? It's that. That's why they make movie comics. They have no idea if it will sell or not, they aren't trying to make the books reader-friendly to movie fans, they're just trying to symbolically absorb the power of the movies, as though following the most basic trappings of plot and character can make them better writers. In reality, they're just writing fanfics, and for the same reason fanfic writers do it: because nobody will ever take them seriously and their ideas are hot garbage.
>>78091100
>>78090968
>Harley is the one who beats on Joker
>>78087405
The movie was over
>>78090968
There is a scene where he smacks harley down
It was apart of the leaks during filming
>>78090968
>>78091311
>>78091297
... And then he takes a piss on her?
>>78091380
what else is he supposed to do?
The Joker is known for pissing on his victims, just look at all the times he's attacked Batman with his golden fury
>>78088125
Because comic book adaptations existed before Iron Man came out.
>>78086563
>What is this bullshit? They whitewashed Green Lantern?!
>I think Falcon is kind of cool
>Thor is a fucking alien!
>Wolverine is the most powerful X-Man
>>78091681
But they did whitewash lantern though
>>78091681
What makes thor not an alien?
And falcon being cool or not is completely subjective
>>78091681
Falcon 10 years ago was badass.
>>78091100
>villain acts villainous
>causes a shit storm
The worst part is I can see it happening.
>>78091100
>>78092330
Nah, he's gonna beat her, but she's going to have a redemption arc by the end of the film and move on from him and all the tumblrites will call her a strong powerful woman. This movie is going to make so much money.
Casuals don't know who Darkseid is
The only Superman villain they know is Lex Luthor
Oh oh! I've got one!
>Darkseid is a Superman villain
>>78091877
>And falcon being cool or not is completely subjective
...no it isn't
>>78092760
Everyone doesn't like the same shit
It's the reason why threads like this one exist
>>78086711
Red Darkseid.
>>78087733
"Is that a red Skrull?"
serious question, when the fuck is Thanos gonna have a meaningful part in these shit movies? they keep teasing the fucker.
>>78091681
>They whitewashed Green Lantern?!
Kek.
>>78089098
Well, I wouldn´t blame your friend. Thanos looks like Super Skrull.
>>78090405
Believe me, I was surprised too. But I think it was because MVC3 was still a new game and Super Skrull was playable. Who knows.
>>78091144
I don't really write/read fanfic but I'm like 80% sure that's not the usual thought process behind it. Like, people don't take me seriously, and most of my ideas are pretty terrible, but I don't think fanfic would help with that.
In fact, I question whether anyone in the history of everything has ever said to themselves, "Well, no one's taking me seriously, better write some fan fiction. That'll show those fuckers".
Although to be fair, if all their ideas are hot garbage, then maybe that makes sense. (I was trying to call out your whole post for being hot garbage and sort of turn it around on you but I didn't want to be too subtle)
>>78093053
Yeah they got similar chins and shoulders.
>>78092996
Didn't you hear what he said, anon?
"Fine, i'll do it myself."He doesn't have Gamora to give him handys, so he's stuck with cosmic infinity wanking.
>>78093099
>inb4 he has Heralds
>and they're all remaining cosmic characters but evil as fuck
>>78092810
And who is Darkseid?
>>78093119
Gray Hellboy.
>>78086868
>see Howard
>say "Ha ha, holy shit."
>friends want to know what the big deal was
>>78090894
He's faster than Superman, just not to the point where Superman can't react.
>>78093213
In the new universe, sure.
>>78092520
this
>Why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker?
>Marvel studios productions are good, no really!
>Disney buying Marvel was a good thing, no really!
>>78094086
Well, why don't you Bruce?
>>78094136
The Disney thing was good at least in the sense that Marvel will continue to publish books.
>>78086563
Oh fuck. It's Galactus.
>>78087008
Lies and slander.
>>78092435
>Darkseid is a superman villain meme
He's a justice league villain
>>78094143
It's not that Red Hood killed Joker, either.
When I saw Iron Man 2 in theaters after the post-credits scene with Mjolnir I overheard someone go "... Which Marvel hero has a sword?"
>>78094136
Disney doesn't really interfere with what Marvel does though.
>>78095420
Disney interferes with entire markets. They're a huge entity, especially to everyone who sold their asses to them.
>>78095363
Black Knight movie when?
>>78095332
Everybody knows he's a Jimmy Olsen villain
>>78086764
because superman sucks
Casuals know who darkseid is?
>>78090845
Casuals know who Morrison is?
>I've never seen Star Wars
I've never seen Star Wars.
>>78086563
>implying
they pronounce it darkseed
>>78095501
>Shit casuals say
>>78088436
Fuck off Alan
>>78086563
>marvel is so much better than dc when it comes to diversity
>marvel has so much more minority and female characters than dc
How about I slap your shit and tell you about the time Marvel had no titles with a female lead and no female writers or artists? That was about 5 years ago.
>>78093080
>"Well, no one's taking me seriously, better write some fan fiction. That'll show those fuckers".
Yeah, that's right. People only ever write fanfiction because they can write the real thing, they just don't want to, and they sure do have their own original ideas that would fit into a fictional universe of their own creation, they just don't feel like going to all that trouble.
That's what it is.
>>78095975
Anyone who says Morrison is their favorite comic writer is automaticallya casual
>Amazing Spider-Man 2.
>theater nearly empty because it's been out a while
>Gwen Stacy diea
>Guy right behind me quietly whispers "what the fuck?"
I'll accept running the drama for me right then, because that was pretty funny
>>78098105
They don't care about stuff from five years ago, it was a whole different world back then. Let's-plays weren't even a thing yet, netflix was still just doing mailed dvds and the tv was still the biggest source of entertainment.
>>78100303
>Let's play wasn't a thing in 2010
did you mean "Let's play wasn't awful in 2010"?
>>78100303
Absolutely none of what you said was true.
>>78086563
Ive been calling him "darkseed" this whole time
>>78093213
i think that was at the beginning of their career
P dropped flash pretty quick because it was boring but I don't think Barry had his connection to the speed force yet in new 52, atleast not in the books I was reading.
>>78095363
Hawkeye confirmed for Thor 2! Wait, hang on a minute...
>>78086563
Hey it's the purple man
>>78086563
Why isnt batman in the avengers?
