Remember when Lisa was so jelly that Bart had better musical ability than her that she purposely injured his arm so he couldn't play again?
This was the point when I stopped giving a shit about The Simpsons. Crippling Bart and taking away his only chance to not end like those horrible future episodes was too mean-spirited.
>>78076355
He's had plenty of chances.
Remember when he had a choice between being the class clown and ending up like Homer and being the class nobody and ending up like Lisa?
Choices have consequences.
>>78076219
I remember when he was a stoner hanging out with the local jazz band and his sister got him out of drugs, yes.
Remember when Lisa took out a restraining order against Bart and forced him to live in the back yard?
>>78076219
Remember how Lisa was still portrayed as the good guy in this episode?
>>78076547
I thought she was portrayed as shitty and petty.
has Lisa ever faced any consequences for the shit she's pulled?
>>78076702
No, because the writers think she's right and as long as she's the mouthpiece for their liberal views she will never suffer any negative repercussions for her actions.
>>78076219
he was a good brother
>>78076702
she a girl so no
>>78076702
No because she's "cute" (by Simpsons in-universe rules). A female character that is cute or hot? Never really faces stringent consequences for their BS. Women don't like being held accountable and most men would get heart attacks and drop dead if they see a woman being held accountable (pussy beggars).
>>78076702
She once had to apologize to Homer, too, over ruining his barbecue.
Remember when Bart gave up Skinner's hard-won trust, respect and authority to cover for Lisa?
>>78076702
Consequences are for males.
>>78076844
Then didn't she immediately say he was wrong for offending her vegan sensibilities by hosting a barbecue in the first place.
>>78076870
That's Misandry. Then again the human species is Gynocentric. Doesn't mean it isn't shitty for it. Humans OVER punish the sex that contributes the most to civilization. Treating males as disposable. No wonder men are opting out of society and no longer siring families (which are expensive and the man cannot rear how he wants).
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>>78076848
I remember that on the same episode of OP Bart had actually made a beneficent Jazz jam so he could have money for a surgery to fix his arm, but in the end he gave the money to Lisa open an animal shelter because he saw his little sister was sad her pets were going to be put to sleep.
Why is Bart such a based big brother?
>>78076994
Because he's written by white knight faggots who are politically correct. As such they portray male characters as enablers of female character's bullshit. This is why Dipper is of recent times so annoying....well Alex Hirsch made him annoying.
It should be illegal for politically correct simps to work in media making.
>>78076909
She did apologise properly right at the end after running away, but its a bit weak.
>Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
>Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me?
>Homer: I don't know. You looking for me?
>Lisa: I don't know.
>Homer: Ohhhh. Lisa. I was looking for you. I wanted to apologize. I don't know exactly what went wrong but it's always my fault.
>Lisa: Actually Dad, this time, I was wrong...
>Homer: Oooh!
>Lisa: ...too.
>Homer: Ohh.
>Lisa: While I was gone I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney.
>Homer: Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?
>Lisa: I still stand by my beliefs. But I can't defend what I did. I'm sorry I messed up your barbeque.
>Homer: I understand honey. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. Come on, I'll give you a piggyback... I mean a veggieback ride home.
It was one of Paul and Linda McCartney's demands for appearing on the show that they make Lisa a vegetarian permanently.
I blame Paul McCartney for ruining the Simspons.
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>>78076969
god I fucking hate Lisa and feminists.
>>78076994
Because he's a genuinely nice kid who loves his family, despite the fact he gets barely any positive attention. He makes mistakes, but he still does his best to rectify them and generally gets along with everybody when he makes the effort.
>>78076219
Why do you keep making this thread? It's been like two years and I keep seeing it come back. It's probably been longer than that. What's wrong with you?
>>78076219
>she purposely injured his arm so he couldn't play again?
No, I remember her trying to find a new hobby of rescuing dejected animals and then while smoking reefer with his new jazz friends Bart accidentally got his arm crushed by a tiger to which Lisa was horrified
"We're gonna call you Downbeat Simpson, 'cos you bringing us down."
>>78077146
>a cartoon character and someone trolling me on a futaba image board embody all I hate of a completely separate group
lel I bet you hate all dads for being fat and lazy like homer too
Oh fug, I just had to listen to Seven Nation Army after seeing a thread about this episode.
>>78077277
Just watched another one with Bart being based, the one in which Lisa starts playing online poker with her college fund and after she loses everything Bart reveals that he is the one who won it.
>>78076219
No
What I do remember is that a tiger bit his arm
To be fucking fair though, musical ability is Lisa's thing.
It's a bit of a dick move that now twice they've given Lisa's thing to a sibling. First, Maggie with being the brainiac and then this with music part.
Like, I can deal with it because fuck Lisa, but what a stupid plot they've used multiple times. It's such a kick in the nuts cliche.
>>78077080
And the funniest thing is, he hasn't appeared since.
>>78077853
Her thing is being an annoying cunt
>>78077686
nope....they tend to at least be funny.
There's nothing funny about Lisa or the SJW's since they get away with their bullshit.
>>78077475
And after flipping the switch off, we fucking break it.
>>78077503
Well the last one got derailed into arguments about religion and contained massive amounts of fedora tipping
>>78078340
That was about a completely different episode.
>>78076219
I never saw that episode, but the number of times Simpsons has ended on irredeemably selfish notes in modern day has given me no doubt in my mind it ended just like that. Like that episode where Homer and Bart staged a fake series of biblical plagues to get people to run a preacher that'd replaced Lovejoy out of town, in spite of the fact that everyone liked him. Or that episode where Marge and Homer got legal guardians for their kids in case they died unexpectedly, then fired them because they got jealous the guardians were doing a better job parenting during their trial-run of caring for Bart and Lisa than they were.
I haven't watched "Simpsons" in years. I don't intend to. It's a liberal mouthpiece and an outrageous embarrassment to what it was.
>>78077475
Well, there is no switch but there is a socket. You just have to insert the right plug. But it doesn't work very well so maybe you will have to take it out and put in again many times to make it work.
>>78078688
>Well, there is no switch but there is a socket. You just have to insert the right plug. But it doesn't work very well so maybe you will have to take it out and put in again many times to make it work.
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>>78078688
That's just wrong, dude.
>>78077080
>Paul and Li da demand Lisa be made a vegeterian if they are to appear in the show
>Casey Kasem quits voicing Shaggy after the character appears in a Burger King ad, and refused to return to voice him unless the character was officially made into a vegetarian
Why are vegetarian and vegan often such insufferable cunts?
>>78079043
The absolutely fucking hilarious thing was that Casey quit because of that and not because he had just about destroyed his throat from 30 years of doing that harsh voice and sounded horrible by the turn of the millenium.
>>78078760
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>>78079004
But it works!
>>78076517
Remember how happy that ultimately made him?
>>78079110
That was from The Good, The Sad, and the Drugly IIRC.
>Lisa gets high on pills
>Bart has yet another shitty gf voiced by a Hollywood actress that can't sound like a 10 year old to save her life
>>78079043
Billy West is a vegan and he seems like a cool guy
>>78077853
>To be fucking fair though, musical ability is Lisa's thing.
It's really not. Her father is a grammy award winning musician and songwriter with a shitload of musical ability. Every time Homer even approaches the musical field he ends up being ridiculously successful at it.
If even a tenth of Homer's ability trickled down to his other kids then it makes no sense Lisa be the only one with some musical talent.
>>78079043
Because they believe meat is murder and don't want to condone it.
>>78078688
Your joke was 3 sentences long and none were entertaining.
>>78079228
>Her father is a grammy award winning musician and songwriter with a shitload of musical ability
I'm not even exactly sure if Homer's Barbershop Quarter was supposed to be canon or not.
>>78079310
Let's just be glad Sadgasm definitely isn't.
>>78077853
Even Family Guy's Meg is better than Lisa on the Saxophone.
>>78079364
>stubby fingers
>>78079375
>>stubby fingers
>>78079310
He also wrote "Everyone Hates Ned Flanders" and once worked as the manager of a country music singer.
>>78077475
draw them naked
>>78076219
>purposely injured his arm
Wrong
>>78077475
Allison looks, ah, "off".
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>>78079375
yeah and that of course got dropped because non-canon shit.
dickcheese
>>78077853
>It's a bit of a dick move that now twice they've given Lisa's thing to a sibling
You see, Lisa was initially excited about Bart's ability, but the second he got more recognition than her, everything goes to hell, and Lisa just gives up jazz, because if she's not the best at something (or rather, the only one doing it) then what's the point? This basically makes it so that whenever something is "Lisa's thing" it -has- to be just Lisa's thing.
