Why don't Tony have a sidekick named Iron boy?
You'd think a playboy like him would at least have a couple of illegitimate sons.
>>78071604
His name should be Shotaro Kaneda
>>78071627
da fuq is this
>>78071604
Nah, Tony Stark is the kind of guy who knows how to put on a condom or at least drive the girl to the abortion clinic.
He's got a black sidekick, like every other MCU hero.
>>78073138
Captain America
>Falcon
Iron Man
>War Machine
Thor
>Heimdall
Jessica Jones
>Luke Cage
>>78073279
You're really reaching with Heimdall.
>>78073279
Not really sidekicks, more like stepin fetchits
>>78073119
or have a vasectomy
>>78073279
>Thor
>Heimdall
Nah
>>78071604
Why doesn't Tony have a helper robot.
Not like a fuckin army of drones, just one robot to help him out in the field.
>>78073551
friday controlling the suit. i'm pleased she showed up in the mcu finally, fuck the jarvis program.
>>78071604
There's an Iron Lad, but that's Kid Kang
>>78071604
reported
>>78071604
Teen Tony was a thing.
Sidekicks have not aged well in terms of modern day sellability. It's a boon that Marvel has sidestepped all the sidekick bullshit DC is still stuck with.
