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>Honestly, the only people that knock on my door are generally either delivery men or the local mormons. Though I think the latter finally gave up? They used to come by almost once a week as an excuse to try pitching in English.

>And I got a few questions about why I changed how I draw my nose. I think I actually have a pretty distinctive birdynose! So I figured I should be a bit more true to life and embrace my avian heritage ;0
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>>78056639
Mary is a treasure.
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>>78056717
Mary is a Harpy!
>I should be a bit more true to life and embrace my avian heritage ;0
Mary as a Harpy monster girl when?
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>>78056850
ugh.... usually i hate half-assed harpies like these but i have to admit this looks pretty okay.. Still, no fucking way they could fly. and the halluces are missing.
I'm sticking with full-wing full-leg harpies. no human shoulders or hips, fuck that. Bird vagoo. Big omelettes once a month. though most properaccurateharpies are ugly so meh
>>78056639
gotta respect her for switchin to accuracy.
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>>78056639
>local mormons
There are mormons in japan?
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>>78057002
Christians proselytize like crazy, protestants and Catholics especially. There's tens of millions of Christians in China and Japan.
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>>78056985
The manga/anime is a soft magical world. I mean, they have shape-shifters, a girl with a functional disembodied head and slime girls so physics is a bit more flexible than our world.
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>>78057058
yes but we're talking about mormons
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>>78057064
oh so there's a specific setting those go with? okay. I'll chalk it up to that. i'll keep MY fantasy art a bit more sensible and still try to make it sexy without compromising
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>>78057080
Mormons get converts too. I think they even specifically get sent over seas to do that so the whole world can learn their specific brand of Christianity. Mary must've been getting the kids of some converts who were just wanted to practice englsh on the only American around.
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>>78057080
Mormons, in particular, are big into missionary work. It's a right of passage type of thing, young Mormons get sent out into the world to spread the word for like a year.
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>>78057112
Yes, it is like Katawa Shoujo where it touch issues like prejudice and acceptance but looks like fetish porn.
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>>78056639
Mormons?
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The university have some warnings about cultists. I wonder if Mormons are one of the cultist groups...
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>>78057591
Forgot pic
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>>78057475
Mormons.>>78057591
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>>78057591
technically yes but they dont know any better. they're trying.
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>>78057475
You would be surprise. There is a rather large fallowing of Mormons in japan.

Hell my cousin married a Japanese guy and ended up moving there (and cutting all ties with her catholic family)
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>>78057727
Your cousin married a Japanese mormon?
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>>78056639
funny AND smart only makes me wanna fuck her more
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>>78056639
Good God.

I would wreck that chick.
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>>78056639
>not having comfy pajamas with pockets
Truly japan must be some hellscapish purgatory to lack such things
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>>78057775
As fucking weird as it sounds: Yes. That whole side of the family is like a fucking sitcom.

I haven't seen her in years, but kinda want to reconnect to see if she will send me gashapon toys and shit.
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>>78057002
mormons are considered a delicacy in japan
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>>78057112
/tg/ has an article on it on their wiki, and it has all the pages about monster biology.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Life_With_Monstergirls

Its honestly the first animu since 2010 I've really liked, not counting Space Dandy.
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>>78057002
SOMEONE has to keep the decadence at bay.
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I respect that she changed her nose, it looks a lot more like her now even if its a bit less attractive.
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I love this comic.
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>>78057900
is she just shitting out a spider
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>>78057002
You should see some of the temples they built. The fuckers are MASSIVE fortresses.
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>>78057002
You ever watch Welcome to the NHK? Christianity and mormonism is actually pretty big in Japan.
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>>78057900
So that's a spider woman, does she molt like a spider? It would look really horrifying
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>Woman who is funny
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>>78056850
>lays eggs a lot
I feel like this implies that the eggs are used for cooking still

which is pretty disturbing
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>>78057836
Pocketless jammies are everywhere. Its a bad design, I don't know why they do it, but it exists.

Women's clothes having no pockets is kind of a thing anyway. Hell, pockets in adult women's fancy clothing was a sign of feminism in the 40's since the prevailing attitude was either you need a purse or a man to carry what you need.
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>>78057836
They have this though. We should send one to Mary.
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>>78058008
what, when your body gives off something that isnt waste, dont you eat it? skin flakes, etc? i mean not hair obviously, can't digest that.. but eggs, placenta, absolutely.
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>>78058008
Chickens eat their own eggs too. And cows drink their own milk too.

Considering they are an intelligent species and modernity made multiple offsprings obsolete they can produce fertile eggs less often and have the unfertilized eggs as quality food for their young/protein storage.
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>>78057947
thanks for ruining another thing I enjoyed /co/
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>>78057947
In the same sense centaurs shit horses.
>>78057984
Snekgirl molts, and like spiders she has issues with her legs making her unable to swim or bathe for long.

So probably yes. Hasn't been shown yet though.
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>>78056639
It seems like she lurked the threads and saw people disgusted that their waifu drew herself cuter
Though I think the last balance is pretty true to her looks and also looks appealing in that style
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>>78057591
Because of the terrorist attack in japan by cultists
Mormons are like, the least likely to do a mass attack
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>>78058146
if they had human legs hanging over the collar
this thing has a full set of human legs and buttcheeks
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>>78057900
>watch that animu with my GF after i recognized the thumbnail on hulu
>We can't finish it because its such an outlandish parody of harem cartoons its just as hard to watch as one played straight
Though I admit, the scene with all the japanese diplomats being business men and then all the monster diplomats being hot bitches made me sensible chuckle
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>>78058175
yeah we're all tempted to fix ourselves. i draw my hair as a single elegant set of waves instead of really frizzy zigzags
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>>78057197

>I think they even specifically get sent overseas to do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjy3D3YDJ50

There's even a song about it!
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>>78058122
In the porn comics, the cousin who dates a Harpy has an egg stuck in her that he has to help her get out. She then eats it, and when she sees he's horrified she replies its like her eating his semen.

In another, they show feral Harpies. They apparently abduct men on sight, flying too high for a safe drop, then when they get back to their nest they eat him and feed him to their young or if they have none they mate with him.

Yet at the same time we see a Harpy, the mother of the main character Harpy Papi, who is married to her baby daddy.

In another, some Minotaur females lactate without being pregnant and sell it. In the same comic, the Minotaur ambassador to Japan is on TV talking about how healthy it is.
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>>78057953
They're crazy motherfuckers, but from a survivalist standpoint I really admire them.
After the Donner Party or something, it became religious edict to have a years worth of food stashed away.
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>>78058245
>parody
suddenly interested
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>>78057984
Probably only the exoskeleton bits. Snek girl sheds her skin on the snek half.
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>>78058250
I think it is more about her style is simplistic and makes everybody looks cute. I don't think her coworkers look as cute as she draw them either.
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>>78058288
I'm assuming
Its too ridiculous not to be
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>>78058282
useful
theyre nice too. i always feel bad when they come by and i have to explain like.. yeah i believe in the bible. yknow, written by people from thousands of years ago whom god spoke to.. but i dont buy into shit written a couple hundred years ago by an american nutjob. i appreciate his 'reject the various denominations' attitude, but.. sorry man. we were mormons when i was little and then it became increasingly clear this is fanfiction. And then when you actually look into it, it's been rewritten over and over to cut out controversial bits, and we have RECORDS of that. So we cut that shit out.
still better than those guys that worship that korean guy as the messiah. They come by from time to time. Weird shit talking about 'god the mother' being in there..
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>>78058245
>parody
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>>78058330
I think it is a medium to talk about racism and prejudice without actually involving real human ethnic groups.
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>>78058324
dont give me that mukokuseki excuse..
>>78058330
hmm
>>78058292
>sunburn
or yknow all the time, all over. th-that's not just me, right?
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>>78058224
Because her butt is supposed to look like palps.

It doesn't look like shitting, otherwise the spider body would come from between the cheeks. Instead it looks like her legs became a spider.
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>>78058385
eew like that one fucking manga with the centaur girl, where most of the others are just 'pointy ears or maybe horns' type monsters? I found that just boring as fuck and downright insulting at times. blah blah racism this blah political correctness that. illegal to ride a centaur because they were used as slave mounts in the war.. even if the centaur lets you. fuck that setting. Fuck monsters wearing clothes
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>>78058385
Nah, i think its about wish fulfillment for beta japs to have exotic big titted (or flat chested, depending on your style) plopped on their doorstep to fuck (or in the show's case, not fuck until you choose one)
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>Let's Speak English thread doesn't instantly turn into an argument about how shitty a teacher Cagle must be
>instead it's a detailed discussion about Monster Girl genitals and shit

what the hell, /co/
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>>78058387
Bathe more, scrub harder, and moisturize after you're dry.
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>>78058387
But that is not like reptile skin shedding.
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>>78058392
if you say so dude. to me it looks hella misconstructed. It's not like this is outworld or something and we need to design our claymation creatures so that they could theoretically be a suit instead. I'll take usual driders anyday. replace the entirety of the cephalothorax aside from the leg-mounts with the human torso. as for those scorpiontaurs.. well they wouldnt be as awesome without palps would they
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>>78058427
Them it would be a normal harem manga.
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>>78057953
If the apocalypse is going to be as cool as metal albums and van sides have led me to believe, you'll want a big-ass 40K Fortress-Temple.
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>>78058447
dude bathing is what makes my skin come off in the first place. it hates that.
and no matter how hard i scrub there's always more skin peeling off. it's just autoimmune jazz. best i can do is keep away from eczema triggers and just live with the dandruff and the random dead skin peeling off of the other areas.
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>>78057002
I once saw a French Mormon in Japan. Rare sight.
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>>78058492
dude. human-headed metal-teethed locusts with scorpion tails. it's gonna be badass
too bad we'll already be home havin a nosh waiting for it all to be over.
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>>78058435
What did you expect on 4chan?

Physiology and biology takes priority above all else.

Introduce a new Star Wars alien, all discussion will take place only after anatomy is discussed.
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>>78058435
fa/tg/uys once again save a shitty /co/ thread.
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>>78058175
Everyone is cute in cartoony styles, you have to go out of your way to make people ugly
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>>78058472
Eh, I've not seen any media yet that made -taurs interesting other than Monster Masume. Mostly because its the first time they've been interesting main characters rather than a bland personality given a gimmick or a minor character/antagonist.
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>>78056639
Is it not normal for pajamas to have pockets? I thought my the new pair i got of them were broken because they didn't have any.
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>>78058420
Many of the monster girls have large bodies and attract a lot of attention like westerns in Japan. People stare at them, clothes/transport/facilities often are not adapted to them, etc and sometimes there is also the occasional racist jerk but I think the main point of the manga is that even if they look different and have a different culture they are people with feelings like anyone else.
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>>78058612
that's why it bugs me that the most interesting shit is over fetishized or badly designed. this actually goes for just about anything.
xanth had good centaurs though. but those stopped being worth reading years ago. still readin' em though
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>>78058659
i don't have a lot of experience with pajammers (one of the dumbest garments ever conceived) but i can't imagine they typically have pockets.. people aren't expected to need to hold shit while asleep
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>>78058698
yeah this sounds at least interesting
the other manga i was talking about it was boring as FUCK
this weirdass lizard girl exchange student serves no purpose other than 'oh we don't feel bad enough about our racist tendencies we thought we had already adequately suppressed'
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>>78058698
>Caffeine gets spiders drunk.

I dont even know what Okayado did to find this out.
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>>78058788
youre talking bout centaurs worries arent you?
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>>78058764
Sometimes it gets cold out so it makes sense to have something to keep you a little warm instead of walking around in your underwear before/after you wake up. Otherwise all the cold air hits you in a rush the second you take your nice cozy blanket off.
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>>78058807
There were experiments seeing what introduction of various mindaltering chemicals did to spiders, also did LSD.
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>>78058764
Some do, some don't. I have one set that has one pocket and another without any of them at all.

They're useful if you put on your pajamas early at night.
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>>78058807
He probably is a biology geek or /tg/ like guy.
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>>78058853
Or spend all day on a pajama.
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>>78058828
iunno, i read chapters and chapters of it, you'd think i'd remember
>>78058835
>underwear
strike two
can't you just keep your windows shut in winter if you get cold? me and the computer and the TV warm shit up pretty nicely and i've lived in minneapolis and seattle
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>>78058912
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>>78058912
Not everyone lives in either a closet that can be warmed up via a tv and a computer or an xboxheug desktop and flat screen that can heat an entire flat by itself.
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>>78057953
>>78058492
They certainly look like they are preparing for it.
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>>78058912
Houses where I live do not qualify as hermetically sealed environments. Shutting the windows does jack shit. Fortunately for me, winter here is closer to your fall so I don't have to deal with that. There's also this thing I occasionally enjoy coming in called fresh air.

>>78058984
Why is an angel not judeo christian?
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>>78057836
seriously. pjs without pockets? what horrible sorcery is this? who would do such a thing?
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>>78058807
In the 1970's, scientists did a shitload of experiments on drugs and animals.

Spiders building their webs is easily demonstrable.

Nothing really changes much without killing them except caffiene, which fucking wrecks them. Further studies found out why; it retards certain brain processes, with the closest metaohor being booze to humans.

Want more spider trivia? Females in most species will eat males, but in some species they only eat males if stressed. Scientists had no idea observing them and moving cameras around, or having reflective transparent glass that made them think there was twice as many spiders as there was both cause them to live high-stress and high-competitive.

To mate, males hold onto a "handle" on her labia structure while he pushes his sperm into her using his pedipalps (like knocking someone up by giving them oral after wrapping a cum rag on your tongue). Afterwards, males she doesn't try to kill will cut that handle off. That prevents any other males from mating with her.
Some species females will mate with as many males as possible and she'll internally choose what semen to use. Others only mate with the best of the best (usually those with complex mating rituals like peacock spiders), and eat him. But the ones that snip off the handle are actually ensuring only their sperm will be used, while also protecting her from the unwanted attention of other males who can lure predators to her by mistake or compete with her for food.
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>>78058037
and clearly has pockets.
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>>78059092
So you're saying this spider might break off the main character's dick at some point?
That'd be interesting to watch
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>>78059092
that was quite informative anon, and since im pretty sure theres a lot of crossposting between /tg/ and /a/ going on here, ill thank you by pointing out that Overlord: BD3 Translated
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>>78059172
yeah just like the centaur girls, got specialty humans to get them ready to mate.
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>>78058146
Posts like these are why I keep coming back to this site.
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>>78058733
>xanth
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>>78058698
Come one now, those are the obvious beats to hit to make a story but the whole thing is fap-bait. It literally started as a series of one-offs about a number of identical brothers who each were fucking a different monster girl.
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>ctrl+f 'bread'
>0 results
what happened to you /co/
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>>78059172
Sex seems to be mainly human like for monster girls. Specially for some species are female only and depends on human males to reproduce.

The mating rituals can vary from a single partner to life to massive orgy where all females try to get some with the guy.
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>>78059315
We were talking about Drider sex. And then 4chan broke. That's what happened.
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>forget what the original nose looked like
>decide to just scroll down to the first older comic posted
>100 replies and there are none
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>>78059315
Bread is old and busted. Nejiri is the new hotness.
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>>78058984
haha i dont think i even saw that one but that sums it up perfectly
i thought it was satirizing PCness at first but later it just straight up endorsed it
>it's important not to do things that might offend someone even if it's helping someone out
>>78059092
well it's more like wrapping a cumrag around your fist and fisting her, but sure
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>>78059172
No. It means she's got handles, and if he wanted to he could hack them off so she could never have sex again with one of her own race or possibly anyone.
Without surgery or prosthetics I guess.
Then again, in the cousin comics one of her race rides human D cowgirl unlike spiders where the male crawls underneath tye female and inserts semen into her with pedipalps. So who knows.

Pic related is a spider epigynum (vulva). Top is intact and capable of mating, the bottom is after a male renders her unable to mate.
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>>78060054
That's clearly a nose.
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>>78058037
>We should send one to Mary.
Yes, I'm sure she's the kind of person who would appreciate a package at her door sent by people from 4chan.
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>>78058088
>Placenta
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>>78057002
HELLO

MY NAME IS ELDER SAITAMA
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>>78060560
Looks more like a mouth in that shot
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>>78059092
>usually those with complex mating rituals like peacock spiders

Orb weaver spiders are great at this. The males will spend weeks making complex weaves, wrapping prey items into shapes, and forming perfectly sculpted orbs of silk. Then they'll choose the one they think is the best and present it to the female. The female will then sift through all the offerings from her many suitors and pick the most skilled male to mate with.
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>>78060389
>i thought it was satirizing PCness at first but later it just straight up endorsed it
Its weird
It started out definitely feeling like it was supposed to be a creepy almost Orwellian setting, with things like the centaur girl not being allowed to give a ride to her friend that twisted her ankle because riding a centaur like a horse would be racist and they would get arrested and sent to a reeducation camp.
But it just never actually developed any of the implications beyond "this is what the setting is." That would normally be fine, you can use a setting without being obligated to use the themes that setting would normally suggest, but they get so much focus that the entire series ends up feeling like its about them anyway. And since no statements are ever made, all the characters learning about how anything that even hints at any sort of racism or even preconceptions based on race is literally the worst thing possible ends up reading as the intended message.
I'm still not sure if its supposed to or not, I stopped reading somewhere around the chapter in the snakepeople's city or the extended imaginary/dream sequence, but regardless it was a series with a lot of potential that ended up falling really flat.

It had some really cute art though
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>>78061139
last chapter I read was mermaid tits city.
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>>78061399

Is that a city built on a mermaid's tits, or a city made out of mermaid tits?
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>>78061434
A city populated by mermaid tits.
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>>78058175
>she lurked the thread
oh shit...I feel bad...
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>>78061650
She's one of the few webcomics on /co/ that's had positive attention lately. I wouldn't feel too bad.
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>>78060640
more to the point, japanese shipping. yeesh
>>78060776
you want a floppy loose vagina after havin babbys? no? then eat the damn placenta
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>>78061139
basically that's japan. they don't question, they obey.
>>78061399
wait really? because there was a ridiculous lack of nudity so far, even when it would normally be in even the tamest manga..
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>>78061139
That kinda reminds me of Wall-E. It wasn't actually a big eco-message, it was just supposed to be sci-fi. But because sci-fi has been so steeped in eco-messages, it ended up using them without wanting to. Which is fine, really. At worst it's a symptom, not a disease
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>>78061948
everyone called her ugly on that thread
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>>78061951
>you want a floppy loose vagina after havin babbys? no? then eat the damn placenta
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>>78062086
If it had any message, it was about the importance of putting down the fucking smartphones and talking to other people for a bit.
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>>78060560
>>78060946

Confirmed for mouth. Cry more, nosefags.
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>>78062198
There's nothing better than a cold placenta sandwich.
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>>78062198
there are hormones in the placenta that send the vagoo the signal 'you are done having babby, the placenta is out, tighten back up' that way it doesnt tighten back up onto a second babby or whatever.
you could probably take those same hormones in pill form but you have nature right there giving you the obvious go-ahead
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>>78062231
which wasnt even a thing at the time
desu their society seemed like kind of a paradise in a way, just everyone soaking in the media all day and letting robuts do the work. but i have to think we'd still work out and be awesome and fit.. even if we had to have robots help us. of course it's just a silly cartoon in the end
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>>78062318
ehhh... not really confirmed. if it was a mouth wouldnt there be some different poses? like, closed mouth, wide open mouth.. ?
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>>78061399
>looked it up
whoa nice
>they have a tail made of legs fused partway down the thighs
wow that is fucking retarded. Imagine having to wipe your ass without being able to spread your legs.. jesus christ. Imagine stuffing a diaper between those permanently locked-together thighs. that's a ridiculous design
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>>78057002
true story, when i was in japan visiting some friends, i got stopped by mormons on the train
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>>78061139
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>>78062566
You like the ones where he's eating by putting the rice balls up to his "nose"?
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>>78059270
/co/ probably isn't the best place for you then.
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>>78063100
oh, didn't see those
still can't. bigger image? i mean if his mouth is below that, that's exactly what that would look like. unless it's actually going INTO that mouth
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>>78062318
is it putting a dick in it?
no?
then it aint a mouth bitch!
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>>78063194
I didn't post the image so no idea if a bigger one exists. The particular ones are just down-left of the center, and the topmost-rightmost one. If it were a nose, he'd basically be holding the rice ball in front of it.
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>>78062472
Do... do you understand that vaginas tighten back up on their own anyways?

Do you drink toilet water after you've taken a huge shit so your asshole goes back to normal?
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>>78063394
well i suppose he could be smelling it.. or slipping it into his mouth topwise like you might a waffle. hmm. but you're proooobably right. someone should send this to mary-sensei
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>>78063740
so instead of looking this up on your own, you just came up with a retarded comparison and some bullshit you made up?
Are you seriously unaware of the oft-repeated modern premise of "having kids ruins your vagina" ? it's pretty much seth mcfarlane's #6 go-to joke.
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>>78063832
Except it doesn't. It takes like, a fucking year and it's not quite the same, but a woman's body goes back to normal, faster with kegels.

Source: I have fucked a woman who wasn't a body pillow.
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>>78063912
faster when you eat the goddamn placenta
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>>78057202
Just like a virus.
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>>78057058
>Christians proselytize like crazy, protestants and Catholics especially
>protestants and Catholics especially

thats like all the kinds of christians?
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>>78063781

i got it from her twitter
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>>78063957
I've taken the bait, but how do you think that works, exactly? I can't find a credible source for that claim except to say it might be good nutrition to promote healing vaginal tears, but nothing you can't find in a normal healthy diet.
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>>78064184
there's tons man
of course catholics arent real ones
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>>78064244
hormones. already said that. every mammal does it. it also stimulates lactation and prevenst post-partum depression, another modern disease
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i like how there were no more lets speak english comics after the OP
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>>78064184
Orthodox, Coptics and some other small Asian churches don't do nearly as much missionary work as the west.
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>>78058146
>have a bunch of videos of horses shitting
>always wondered why you see a lot of pink flesh as it finishes shitting

now i am complete
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>>78064417
>Orthodox, Coptics
Both of those are Catholic.
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>>78064329
I can't find a single medical source on that, although calling post-partum depression a "modern disease" tells me you won't be able to provide one that isn't from some alt med hippie blog.

The placenta is bacteria laden protein that has been marinating in womb juice. It's not some magical super food.
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>>78064460
They fucking predate Catholics you dunce.
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>>78058733
>xanth
been a long time since I heard that word
I can't believe he's still writing books, and that one came out just last year
I stopped reading them around Demons Don't Dream.
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>>78059085
It's a standard feature in female pants.
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>>78064329
if true i assume you could just take some supplements and eat good food instead of consuming medical waste like an animal, hathor
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>>78057900

Jesus. Has the author ever seen a woman? My 3 measurements are almost the same, and I'm a B cup.
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>>78058245
It's less a parody, and more just a general comedy harem anime.
It does poke fun at itself sometimes though.
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>>78064966
Sounds like you just lost the genetic lottery.
It's not like there's no woman with those measurements and boobs like that in real life.
I could give you plenty of examples. There are a plethora of websites for that kind of thing.
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>>78058273
>then when they get back to their nest they eat him and feed him to their young or if they have none they mate with him.
I find it weird that they barely ever touch upon this in the series but you'd think that with the fact that there are actual species of monster people who can, will and don't hesitate to eat humans that there would be more anti-monster human groups besides assholes who just think they look funny.

I'd rather see the guy who's brother got eaten by one of those bigger monstergirls from across the gate (or whatever mcguffin it is) protesting at some rally or something.
Some kind of actual conflict that couldn't be just hand-waved away.
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>>78064460
See>>78064460
Also, I'm Orthodox, Catholics creep the fuck out of me.
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>>78058828
he's obviously talking about Horse Problems, anon
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>>78059313
Why can't it have both? Lure them with fap and educate them on how no matter how different people are still people.

Personally as someone with no special interest on big tits I still enjoy the manga be it by the comedy, the personalities or the biology.
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>>78060640
From 4chan to Mary sensei with love. Large amounts of steaming hot love.
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>>78064244
Not him, but here's some fun info.

The various health organizations of the world say to cut the umbilical cord immediately. Why? No reason, but you must by law. Animals wait, but the world governments say do it straight away.

A midwife twenty years ago started wondering about why allergies and ADD and shit is so common now, so she (illegally) had doctors wait to cut it until after it stopped pulsating (since it continues to pump fluid into the wee babby).

She then followed the lives of the kids and compared to a second, normal cut group. Results were a greatly reduced list of medical problems in those who's umbilical cord drained the placenta.

Now, twenty test subjects and twenty in the control group is hardly concrete, but it suggests something big. But any research is illegal, and since its been policy for as long as medical policy has existed in the modern world, it won't change.

But if any of you intend to make babby in the future, look that up. Consider seeing if your doctor is okay with bending the rules.
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>>78062718
I guess it is a variation of the seal legs. Personally I like more the Okayado mermeids that have vestigial legs while her tail is derived from a mammal tail structure.
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>>78065470
They kind of imply that the monsters had retreated to the edges of human civilization long ago, and have only now officially reestablished contact with governments.

There's also the fact that peaceful little Japan has a very well-armed squad who shows up immediately usibg lethal force if a monster goes rogue, or there's an unidentified intruder.

Fuck, Arachne fingers can apparently eviscerate a human with ease and Centaur have to have been fighting someone in wars.
Not to mention Slimes. We know from the porn comics that they're a new species created when a himan explorer scientist poked tiny slime garden pests and infected them with human DNA, from the main comic they have no formal government or organization whatsoever, and from the other porn comic they can dissolve a human.
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>>78067125
>and from the other porn comic they can dissolve a human.
Yep. Before slime-girls had personalities in media, they were just feral slimes mimicking human form to lure in people as prey.
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>>78058273
Okayado Harpies are peaceful. You probably is mistaking someone else's comic with his.

Also even if some species might have feed on humans in the past they probably don't do that anymore today just like some human tribes were cannibals but don't do that anymore since they have been living in civilization like Maoris.

In his manga he have shown criminal monsters too like orcs who took hostages and shoot a policewoman claiming self defense too bad that she was actually a zombie girl and was just pretending to be dead
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>>78067125
The other comic the dissolve human part was a nightmare, she would never do that.
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>>78062718
>wiping your ass
>when you live underwater
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>>78062832
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>>78067365
No, the porn comic had a Harpy carry off Mr. Smith to feed her children. When she got home and remembered she had none, she fucked him instead. He theorized that's how they deal with humans in general.
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>>78067403
It shows she's capable of it, not that she did.
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>>78057213
...do you really watch that shit?
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>>78067365
Nah dude. In this pic it states that Large Breed Arachne will assault humans on sight and are very violent.
Also the Black Slimes are the same way. http://i.imgur.com/cUTubpd.png
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>>78064436
>have a bunch of videos of horses shitting
Should I even ask why?
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>>78058612
Sports centaurs can be pretty entertaining though
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>>78057002
Mormons are everywhere. They all have to do missionary work at some point of their life.
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Mormon here, ask me anything.
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>>78067638
Oh, you are talking about monster girl report. That harpy have a different design from any harpy from any subspecies of harpy from monster musume so that is a different world with different rules.
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>>78068064
do you guys taste good
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>>78057867
Do you figure they deliver?
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>>78067658
No, he just slipped, hit his head and had a nightmare where he had his skin digested by staying too long in contact with the slime but it is all a dream. There is nothing from him showing a slime actually digesting a person I think.
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>>78068064
how do you feel about Jehovah's Witnesses?
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>>78067886
What if the assault is a sexual assault and the violence is sexual violence?
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>>78068064
tell me about your magical underwear
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>>78067754
...what, you don't?
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>>78068195
Then they would probably not get arrested.
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>>78068064
What would be your reaction if you knocked a door an the person was improperly dressed like in in underwear, partially or fully naked or wearing bright green shirt with pink pants?
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>>78068265
Wait, sexual assault and sex violence is no longer illegal?
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>>78068284
>bright green shirt with pink pants
what color pink, like hot pink
80s pink
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>>78068307
Not really. They don't seem to care that much in the comic (aside from the first 2 chapters).
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>>78068309
Hot pink hammer pants and bright green formal shirt.
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>>78068397
Even consensual sex is still illegal between host and monstergirl. Actually sex between host and the person under the exchange program is not allowed irl too.
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>>78061139
I think it's more that the author is more set on worldbuilding than anything else. It's a slice of life with the basic premise being "what if monster girls were a thing, played straight?". The differences in the world are then portrayed through the daily lives of a cast of average high schoolers. It's not that the pc super-racism awareness thing is some kind of "message", he's trying to convey; this is how he thinks the world would turn out.
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>>78060853

AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU THE MOST AMAZING EXCERCISE REGIMEN
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>>78068084
No idea, probably taste like chicken
>>78068172
I've actually never run into any Jehovah's Witnesses, so I can't really answer that.
>>78068228
They're symbols of covenants we take in the temple
>>78068284
If they're naked? I'd probably close the door and call the cops. Don't want nunna that.
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>>78068632
actually you probably taste like really nasty pork
>actually calling the cops
cops can't do shit, ain't got no proof
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>>78068632
A person can't be naked in his own house?
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>>78057976
>Christianity and mormonism is actually pretty big in Japan

Dude, less than 1% of the entire Japanese population is Christian.
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>>78062198
Eat the goddamn placenta
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>>78066994
There are no laws regarding cutting umbilical cords you idiot, there are simply NHS guidelines. Why in the fuck would medical research like that be illegal?
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>>78068725
Whoops, sorry, read the question wrong. Thought it was asking if someone knocked on my door.

I actually had an experience like this back when I was on my mission. Me and my companion were teaching a woman in her front room. We'd been there for about half an hour, when her boyfriend walks in, naked as a jaybird. IIRC he was texting or something, because he didn't notice us until she started freaking out at him.
>>78068804
A lot of japanese media uses christian symbols (the cross most often), but I don't know how indicative that is of their culture.
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>>78057953
They have reminded people of the Wizard of Oz before.
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>>78068935
On christmas, people buy gifts and eat fried chicken in Japan
That should tell you how christian the holiday is
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>>78068064
Where did you take your mission?
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>>78068064
Why are Mormons in latin america?
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>>78068064
What sect do I join to get the harem of underage girls?
>inb4 it doesn't happen anymore
Bullshit, chunks of Utah are owned and operated by them, don't give me that.
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>>78068492
Yeah, but these girls are clearly not in the program.
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>>78058020
Why is this a thing?
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>>78069218
you dont join anon, you have to start one yourself, then wait around 20 years for yours to get popular enough to get a harem of underaged girls.
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>>78069325
It is listed that it is the reason for them to not be in the program.
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>>78069005
Lansing, Michigan, English speaking.

>>78069162
Why wouldn't there be? Missionaries are sent out all over the world. There are a few countries that don't have missionaries sent, mostly warring countries or countries like China / North Korea, but other than that you can find missions anywhere.

>>78069218
Sorry, no underage harems in the main LDS sect. You'd probably wanna join one of those weird offshoots that live holed up in mansions in texas.
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>>78069378
What's up with the whole caffeine and pop thing over there. Some Mormons I know drink it and some refuse and they all belong to the main sect, I think.
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>>78068064
What's your opinion of "The Book of Mormon"

I adored the play, but I've heard a lot of division of opinion from the Mormon's I've met.
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>>78069427
The caffeine thing stems from The Word of Wisdom, which says no coffee or tea. A lot of mormons take this to mean no caffeine at all, and it has become sort of a cultural thing. There isn't anything saying no caffeinated beverages. As for pop/soda, I've never run into anybody (besides people concerned about their health) that refuses to drink it.
>>78069439
Its definitely satirical and not representative of mormons, but some people can take that in stride more than others. I personally never went to see it, so I really can't comment on it. I loved the church's statement on it though. "The book is always better."
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>>78069653
So what is the reaction of the main sects towards others that are doing the whole enslaving of women and sexually abusing minors thing?
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>>78067114
at least they have their assholes neatly tucked away in front (explain how THAT one went to me, evolution) so they don't have that problem. it'd be fucking messed up if your legs fused with your asshole still right under your tail and now you cant even reach it
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>>78068935
asian culture in general is, with regards to religion, like "wheee this is fun. okay i'm done now let's do something else"
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>>78070141
>explain how THAT one went to me, evolution
Just look at the image on the left.
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>>78069687
Whatever is popular with society at the time, same as anyone. and just like everyone, they'll pretend it was their attitude all along
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>>78070169
how the fuck's a bunch of skin going to just grow over your back and around your hips and whatnot.. cmon. it's not as if they were bats that plopped into the ocean and learned to swim. and until the apparatus was complete they would surely still be dogpaddling
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>>78070240
By my rudimentary understanding of evolution.
They're amphibious mammals meaning they have needs on land and in water. One or a few mutated flippers or akin to such. It was successful thanks to their amphibious lifestyle and bred into future generations. They likely have a shared ancestor and just mutated differently
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>>78070240
>how the fuck's a bunch of skin going to just grow over your back and around your hips and whatnot
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>78059315
How about these breads?
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>>78066994
>conspiracy
>where not giving a fuck will have the same result
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>>78066994
>The various health organizations
>A midwife twenty years ago
>But any research is illegal
Don't name any of them. Sounds like bulshit.
Even if it were illegal to do that in humans it wouldn't be to do that kind of research on animals.
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>>78059313
By the way, the last translated chapter had no fanservice at all.
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>>78064443
Where the fuck do unitarians come into this?
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>>78056639
>avian heritage
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>>78067952
because i like to watch horses shit
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>>78071891
I really shouldn't be surprised by this.
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>>78064436
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>>78058850
>>78059092

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
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>>78072397
Yes that is a very funny meme video, but we're talking about actual science here bro
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>>78070815
I don't understand how japanese can eat bread with noodles.
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>>78073750
None in the pic have noodles. But I think in the ones that do have noodles the bread serves just as an edible wrap so you can eat noodles easily.

I should make a noodle burrito...
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>>78064838
Female fashion is run by a supervillain.
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>>78063832
>it's pretty much seth mcfarlane's #6 go-to joke.
Because that's what it is, a joke. It's not serious truth. People parrot nonsensical bullshit everyday but that doesn't make it the truth
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I appreciate Mormons. It seems a little easier for a Mormon to figure out their cult is bullshit more than others, and once they do, they're unlikely to slip into anyone else's bullshit.
Kind of like an inoculation against religion.

>>78068064
Are you wearing your special Mormon underwear right now?
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>>78074574
Can we go back to monstergirls? Have Mary ever drawn an Harpy?
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>>78075998
Forgot to erase the quote.
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>>78057591
>cultist
No, they are more for the Japan equivalent to Scientologists. The ones rolling in so much cult money they produce animes to promote their religion and to get more followers and money.

There was the Supreme Truth(the guys that spilled Sarin gas into the Tokyo Subway)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVnscHsPfR4

And Happy Science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHoxzRt9yBI

And I thought the U.S had some crazy ass cults...
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>>78058361
>written by people from thousands of years ago whom god spoke to

Parts of this sentence are true.
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>>78058361
As long as it's baseline Mormon, I ain't too worried. It's when you get the fringe cults like Warren's LDS that you have to watch out.
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>>78056850
>Land Animal
>Dark skin
>thick birdy legs
>Slender frame

muh dick
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>>78059092
You also forgot how many species of Jumping spider don't eat the males at all and actually form hunting pairs.
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Found a Harpy made by her. Now we need to put her new avian face on it.
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>That feel when this is her most popular comic so I can never talk about the other two
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ANIMAL FUCKERS GET OUT
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>>78058361
>We cut out the controversial bits of Mormonism
>Implying they didn't do this in Christianity too

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_apocrypha
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>>78058175
Mary does not come to 4chan
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