If you were able to study how to do what your favorite Marvel villains does and learn it perfectly, who would you learn from, assuming they wouldn't just kill you for fun or refuse. I would choose Bullseye, simply because I have a liking for perfect accuracy and precision, and in my daily life that would be so much fun.
Black Manta, so I could learn how to be single mindedly obsessed with my nemesis hero to the point of insanity. It would probably be a similar course to what Bullseye would teach, just less manic
Taskmaster, because then I'd learn to do everything instead of just one thing, why the fuck would I pick anyone else.
>>78044643
Fred Myers. I can't do shit and am un/fit/ so I'd prefer to stick to simple things.
>>78044745
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>>78044719
marvel...marvel... MARVEL
>>78044643
Doom, so I can learn to speak in ALL CAPS
>>78044745
He's also canon an extremely successful instructor, so you'd actually learn, unlike OP who would be being taught by a character that is literally more insane than the Joker, and probably wouldn't be able to convey how to become an expert marksman at all.
Gotta choose the Hobgoblin.
I'd be able to learn how to throw others in my shoes with negligible if any differences, know how to make money and keep that money without ever getting caught and if it's AXIS Hobgoblin that's even better since I'll be able to learn who to be so charismatic, people overlook how much of an asshole I am and I'll be able to run a franchise.
Until Hobgoblin until stuffs me in his shoes and gets me caught instead of him, but it'll be a wild ride up until that point.
>>78044840
Well that's why I'm operating under the assumption that he would teach the skills without killing me for fun. Who cares how crazy he is if the technique works?
>>78044787
Not to mention become alpha as fuck and speak in the third person
>>78044866
yeah
seems foolish to throw in with a guy known for using associate as dupes at the last moment
>>78045158
Even if he doesn't kill you it would probably take Bullseye years to adequately teach you.
>>78044786
Why limit it?
I'd easily choose lex luthor over any marvel villian.
Batroc the Leaper.
I know he wont knife me in the back at some point like most other super villains and I'll end up a pretty swole savate parkour dude.
>>78046261
Well from what I understand, Bullseye had to train himself for several years to achieve his skill level, so that's not a bad trade to learn how to be deadly accurate and always hit the target
