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Grimm Eclipse is out on Steam Early Access for $14.99: http://rwbygame.com/
>Red vs Blue:
Will return next year with an anthology season.
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NEO!
>>78010358
First for TRADITION
IS SHIT!
>>78010176
>As far as anyone on Team RWBY is concerned, Roman was the big bad, and now that he's in prison, everything is alright.
Except that Ruby fought Cinder twice and probably told her team about it and know that she's out there but have no idea who she is, what she looks like, or what she wants.
___ for wishing RWBY was owned and made by KyoAni so we could get amazing promotional art.
>>78010385
PENNY!
Third for when are we gonna see a Paladin again?
>>78010176
>wanting all the answers laid out in front of you right from the start
Jesus Christ its like watching a show with my mom.
Can't go more than 5 minutes without hearing "Why are they doing that? Who is that person that just came on screen 10 seconds ago that's never been on before? Why are they doing the thing that THEY ARE EXPLAINING AS I ASK WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT"
Just watch the damn show and maybe we'll see what her plan is! Did that thought ever cross you mind ONE GOD DAMN TIME
>>78010409
Is that supposed to be an example?
>>78010409
gotta love Sento
>>78010397
Hey dumbshit, nobody's posted Tiny Penny yet
>>78010409
Kyoanus is shit.
>>78010414
Does the Atlesian Paladin launch nukes?
>>78010411
Best girl. stole my heart since day one.
>>78010464Not yet.
>>78010416
Old. Young. I'd fuck her no matter which.
>>78010444
Hey, somebody called me out on it! Here you go, for being such a nice guy.
>>78010465
I want her to burst through mine.
Good 'ol tumblr
>>78010414When are we going to get Paladin Models
Or Penny merch for that matter
>>78010465
My brother of African decent
>>78010450
KyoAni is one of the best studios in the business. Keep riding on that bandwagon.
>>78010442
She's pretty amazing. I'm more of a Muse guy though.
>>78010439
Yes
>>78010520
Why must they make Blake a sassy black catwoman?
Reminder to ignore bait.
>>78010520
it's only seven PM! How early is Tumblr's bedtime?
>>78010527
Well it's not all that good of an example. It's rather generic.
>>78010525
Wassup, Strelly? Are there any new political issues to resolve?
>Gavin tells Michael, Jeremy and Ryan about leaving town before telling Meg and Geoff at all
Delicious
>>78010414
Reposting Penny story as it seems to have been nuked
http://pastebin.com/Pr1DU0mM>Alternate ending: http://pastebin.com/u0nUy4Ea
>>78007814
Hey, was surprised to see how many toku fans actually watched RWBY last thread, so which RWBY character do you think would make the best Rider?
>>78010562
Your face is generic.
>>78010525
Not soon enough. I need my combat ready plushie damn it
>>78010509
>>78010525
I think you already know the answer to that: never.
I would kill for a Paladin model kit though. Or any of the vehicles from RWBY. The mechanical designs are great.
>>78010581
Ren
>>78010581
Ruby with Yang as her secondary Rider. Blake could be the anti-hero rider who joins them later on.
>>78010409
I'd rather see a RWBY visual novel done by minatosoft
They'd probably manage to get a much better seiyuu/VA pool, too.
>>78010581
Mercury.
I'm surprised he hasn't done a Rider Kick yet
>>78010577
>http://pastebin.com/u0nUy4Ea
this can only end so well.
>>78010588
I wish. I look like a goddamn demon because of the disease.
>>78010571
>Geoff can't fire him since he's basically his boss now
>Ryan can't make any moves on his girl because he can fire him
>Tells Ryan to tell his gf to spite her for her half of Turnwood
>>78010591
I've had enough funky, it's time to get /GRWBY/.
>>78010635
That's fine too.
>>78010488
Lets be honest, if she wanted it, you probably wouldn't have a choice
>>78010572
The idea of Ruby being a mecha nerd amuses me on multiple levels.
>>78010637
speaking of mercury is it just me or did his fight this season basically just steal animation sequences from Monty's dead fantasy work? seemed like his moveset was straight hitomi, with a bit of helena mixed in.
Question when did m&k say agk was a good anime?
>>78010679
because they have poor taste.
>>78010679
There was a Twitter post linked here the other day.
>>78010679
shit taste, doesn't know better, hasn't seen enough series and enough of them that are actually good to know the difference
Best semblances:
>Flynt - Gangbang on demand
>Mercury - Captain Breakdancing
>Prodman - THE PROD
>Roman - Summon Vertibirds
>>78010635
Those are some mighty sweater cows on that lady.
We need a RWBY version of this.
>Blake: [Posing with Gambol Shroud] I'm gonna defeat the white fang
>Yang: [Responds with a picture of her cowering from Zwei]
>>78010722
Most VNs have ridiculous tittage.
>>78010620
I'd watch that, it would probably be fun to have a more happy go lucky Rider Main, we haven't had one like that since Gentarou in Fourze....Kouta started out as one but then got the Butcher treatment.....poor Kouta
>>78010661
You can't rape the willing though
I WANT TO KISS PENNY AND PROTECT HER
>>78010731
champion this
>>78010745
That scene raised feelings in me I wasn't quite able to understand at the time.
We /RWBYMUYOg/ now?
>>78010581
Probably Yang, since she's the only one who can actually ride a bike.
>>78010796
>Implying driving capability is a prerequisite
By your logic, Pyrrha can be a rider too because she's the only one who can actually ride a Jaune.
>>78010780
It raised something in me to, but it certainly wasn't feelings.
What if Reese tops?
>>78010749
I WANT YANG TO KISS AND PROTECT ME
>>78010744
Weiss can either be a 4th rider or the person who backs them up with equipment and stuff.
>>78010769
It needs to happen.
>>78010722
minatosoft has got quite a knack for making incredibly delicious girls of all kinds, oppai or not. the onee-san types are still my personal preference, though.
the one I posted first gets habitually drunk a dozen times a day and is just generally proud of being lazy. this one is the type that flirts with girls and still sexually abuses the main character.
>>78010679
It was specifically Kerry. My impression of his tweet is that he think it's good, and doesn't have an awareness of how try-hard it's being.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen.
Choose one and only one.
https://www.fanfiction.net/anime/RWBY/
or
https://www.fanfiction.net/RWBY-Crossovers/10833/0/
Bring me the most edgy/dumb/cringy thing you can find.
>>78010823
Either of them would still be a better Rider thanHARUTO
>>78010739
for some yeah, but I like minatosoft in particular for making ALL girls look great, tits or no tits, and everything in between.
>>78010823
Here is the sum total of my Rider knowledge.
>Has a scarf
>Rides a bike
>Rider Kick
I admit, its hilariously out of date, but she does technically fufill two out of the three.
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-animated-adventures-2015-biscuits-or-breadsticks
cheddar biscuits or bread sticks /rwbyg/?
>>78010888
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11574736/1/Underborne
Easy
>>78010796
>>78010823
>>78010907
I would like to see Yang in a rider-inspired getup now. Motherfucker.
>>78010913
Cheddar biscuits.
>>78010888
>While training in the Emerald Forest, Ruby finds a strange person within the woods. Born of human and Grimm, this hybrid comes with Ruby to Beacon Academy, making friends, enemies, and discovering the truth of his origin. Pairings inisde
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10288885/2/Life-of-a-Grimmborn
>>78010888
There was really cringy Weiss x OC, but I don't want to look for it. The OC was really rich too or something, and there was lots of snark about people who make crazy OCs from the author despite his story doing exactly that.
>>78010913
>limiting yourself to just one
>>78010913
bread sticks, the cheddar biscuits are too dry.
Can a person have more than 1 semblance?
>>78010917
>Three way crossover between Undertale, Bloodborne and RWBY
>>78010930Do you think a guy fucked a grimm or was a woman raped by a grimm?
>>78010564
Yep i'll post them soon
>>78010608
I know
BUT A MAN CAN DREAMAnd a man can also possibly donate $100 to Lambancy for like 10 charms
>>78010952
Maaaybe
>>78010888
Blood Rose or whatever that one with Ruby being some kind of monster was called
>>78010928
We need a Drawfag to get on this....STAT!
>>78010992
White Rose of Vermilion
>>78010888
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9861004/1/The-Crimson-Sunflower
>>78010972
>Do you think a guy fucked a grimm or was a woman raped by a grimm?
Taiyang got one pregnant with his sembalance
>>78011015
no, it was blood rose
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9779077/1/Blood-Rose
by the majestic Rapey Lemons
>>78011039
Are you implying he keked a beowolf or a guy into beastiality ?
>>78011086
Yes.
>>78010888
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11645435/1/Pun-Master-Sans
>>78011086
Why not both. He turned a love triangle into a Square of Romance
so we did reach a point where we can stop?
>>78011086
But where would you stick it in a Grimm?
>>78011117
Still need to replace Yang with that monopoly one
>>78011117
CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
>>78011117
Hey, someone added the I want my hat back RWBYg thing under Neo's hand!
This maybe dumb, but is there a collection of Garrett Strider lore so I don't have to search through millions of DA pages and Fanfiction ? If not, recommend me the best art and fics, be it unintentional or not.
Which one should I get ?
http://wowza-wowzers.tumblr.com/post/133754818449/let-ruby-say-fuck
This fucking guy
>>78011192
All of them.
>>78011173
There is no best. Just drop him from your game, and treat it as a lesson learned.
>>78011173
Is this for your Garrett Loving friends? usually you can go to "ZeroSenPie" or whatever his name is on dA cause he's the one making all that art.I pretty much went just to see how much cancer there is.
>>78011173
>http://zerosenpie.deviantart.com/art/RWBY-X-OC-UPDATED-Garrett-Strider-Profile-482050286
This guy is the creator, that should be enough
>>78011173
I didn't know anything existed besides the random comic book page things that are occasionally posted here
>>78011192
Yes.
>>78010902
An important question though is:Do any got the booty?
>>78011214
Best use of Flynt I've seen
>>78011208
don't have $80 bucks to spend
>>78011192
"Click here for hugs"
>>78011263
>Monochrome done right
>>78011192
Anyone have the picture of the Ruby plusie surrounded by guns and bullets?
>>78006197
>>78006250
I heard sonic unleashed was supposed to be sonic adventure 3
DODGE
>>78011196
>>78011263
These expressions are fucking priceless everytime
So does this count as a form of casual racism, and is Ruby perpetuating racial stereotypes?
>>78011117
Not until we find out the truth!
r8 my oc team
>Apollo Diomedes
>Indrick Boreale
>Firaeveus Carrion
>Vance Stubbs
Team DICS
>>78011263
>>78011211
I would if it weren't for the fact he's one of the Npcs I've most enjoyed voicing and the players love him, even if I play him solely for laughs
>>78011215
>>78011212
I'll check these out. How cancerous are they ?
>>78011304
Seems more like she wants a high five
>>78010837
That's my fetish
>>78011292
It was actually supposed to be Sonic '06
>>78011336
Most popular of the RWBY OC's, and seemingly the most accepted. (If only because he can do those pixel-things everyone's envious of)
>>78011322
>a Chaos lord working with Indrick Baldleale, Captain Baneblade, and Vance Motherfucking Stubbs
10/10
>>78011292
It was called Sonic World Adventure in Japan
Also fucking you that image made me spit up my beer
>>78010837
I WANT WINTER TO STEP ON ME AND ABUSE ME
>>78011244
Technically I won them all in a game of Third Strike, which I proceeded to give to my friends.
>>78011372
I JUST WANT TO STOP BEING ALONE
>>78011314
It would but Penny's racist against herself, too, so it's okay.
>>78011374
I wanted to get the RWBY silhouette hoody, but it's out of stock in my size.
>all sizes but small are out of stock
>>78011108
>not a single pun in it
Dissapointing, to put it lightly.
>>78011381
Can someone add this in the drive? I don't have a google account
>>78011304
prank episode where team four star does all the dialogue when?
>>78011381
I DON'T EVER WANT TOO FEEL, LIKE I DID THAT THAT DAY
>>78010366
>Nora just does it openly in the dorm
>After years of it Ren is used to this
>However, Jaune is not and still gets all awkward and nervous, trying not to stare
>Pyrrha wishes she should start doing it too to get his attention.
>>78011223
of course, in fact pic related has a whole shtick where the main character literally cannot stop staring at her massive "delicious peach" when she's cooking
>>78011467
Does she get... bare?
>>78011467
Nice. Seems like a lot of Japanese games usually go for small. I need thuh booty meat.
>>78011289
Here mate
>>78010823
Pyrrha WISHES she could ride a Jaune
>>78011319
why is bullying the Bun contacted to so much?
>>78011014
A week ago I got the idea for a 4koma where Neo uses the OOO driver to change into Kamen Rider ScOOOp (Roman acts as Ankh) and stomp Yang yet again. At the end, Ankh slaps Eiji in the head for losing the driver. Instead of animals, the coins would have scoops of ice cream printed on them to change flavors. But I put it off for Winter fluff and work. Maybe it'll get done someday.
>>78011356
Christ.
>>78011367
Sorry about the beer dude
>>78011435
>be tired
>picture looked like Pyrrha and Nora's heads shared one body
>>78011532
>Roman acts as Ankh
Fuck me that's perfect
>>78011532
Speaking of Winter fluff, how is that going?
>>78011566
>Not having polyencephalophilia.
>>78011509
Thanks.
>>78011528
Because EVERYONE bullies the bun
>>78011491
the main character gets ALL the bitches in some route or another. he's also an assman, so he does that kind of stuff to them during sexy times which makes some of them feel more awkward than others. pic related for example is a military stiff that he turned into a turboslut and absolutely loves it.
>>78011505
there are some that cater specifically to small, or to extremes, but minatosoft plays the whole spectrum
>>78011615
can I bully the Bun?
>>78011618
Well I wanna see someone's ass
>>78011618
Cool.>a military stiff that he turned into a turboslut
>Bimbofication
>Be still my beating heart.
>>78011645
Yes
>>78011532
>>78011574
This needs to be a thing
>TaToBa intensifies
>>78011645
It's practically required.
>>78011618
Question for you: Best Majikoi?All of them are pretty good though Koyuki and Seiso are high on my list. I hope people get to translating the A's and A-5 comes soon.
You get randomly thrown just outside of Vale with a random semblance: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
How screwed are you, and what do you do?
>>78011645
Of course!
Pull her ears, slap her butt, call her names, make a fake love note and put it in her locker, switch her Scroll with a member of CRDL and watch her have to go to their dorm and nervously apologize for the mix-up and ask for hers back.
>>78011594
I have a few more pictures to do and then shading and adding text. Hopefully I'll have it out later this week.
>>78011695
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malefic_Force_Manipulation
I command an army of grimm to break down the walls of the kingdom
>>78011602
The fuck is that?
>>78011695
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Volcano_Generation
Well, I'm actually perfectly fine with burning down the gates and just about everything around me including Grimm.
>>78011695
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Speed
I think I'm fine
Come on dude no weapon?
>>78011724
Sweet. Looking forward to it!
>>78011700
>>78011731
Love of multiple heads, obviously.
>>78011117
Needs one RvB reference somehwere
>>78011695
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_Manipulation
This is perfect; it's more than perfect. I'm gonna take Remnant by storm. The Vytal tournament is getting cancelled, it's a Dance-Off now.
>>78011695
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Salt_Generation
I become a FF fan after watching Death Battle.
>>78011700
Mix rabbit aphrodisiacs into her food?
>>78011695
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Potential_Manipulation
Okay then.
>>78010409
You know hwat?
I want Frank Miller to draw some RWBY, but that shit aint happening.
>>78011739
Not unless you already had one on you.
>>78011731
I made it up and accidentally added extra letters. Polycephaly is having more than one head. Polycephalophilia would be a love of multiple heads.
It's almost definitely SOMEONE'S fetish.
>>78011760
Oh.
Well i never said I DIDN'T like that, i'm just saying it's what I saw.
Assumtions make an Ass out of u and me, anon
>>78011695
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology
This is the worst fucking superpower ISTG
>>78011695
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_Physiology
Uh... I hope I can either do Yukari-like shit by portalling trains at my enemies, or at least be able to banish them to the dimension of infinite hamburgers or some shit.
Because otherwise I'm fucked.
>>78011108
>sans accidentally joins Torchwick
>the rest of the fanfiction is nothing but sans being lazy and screwing up the rest of Torchwick and Cinder's plans by being lazy
>sans accidentally becomes the true hero of RWBY
shame the writer will never do something that funny.
>>78011777
dubs and trips say yes
>>78011695
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stealth_Tactics
I'm not sure tactics are an actual semblance, but Solid Snake my way into the city
>>78011864
Can't make the pillow prince do anything
>>78011695
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gender_Transformation
Screwed but I have boobs now
>>78011618
So what is this VN anyways? Is it translated?
>>78011918
Are you familiar with what that term means?
>>78011695
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Hands
I turn my hands into a shovel and dig my way into the city. I then wow Ruby with the million different weapons I can make my hands.
>>78011695
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Aura
>Use negative emotions to summon Grimm to wreck Vale's shit
anyone that's got it, can i get a quick 1-5 star review of GE to see if I should get it or not?
>>78011924
>Screwed
In more ways than one, tell me anonWHICH RWBY WUD U FUGG
>>78011941Thats a real term? I just threw two words together.
>>78011700
I remember I got mad at my friend once, so I did that to him. To this day I still question why out of all the things I did I chose to tie his sleeves...
>>78011918
>>78011941
I wanna be Yang's pillow prince
>>78011408
>tfw small
Wow that's usually the first to go! Guess I'll go check.
>>78011998
It's someone who lays back and does nothing to contribute during sexual encounters.
>>78011756
I still want to go through and played her route. 'D have to reinstall the game though
>>78011676
>>78011574
I make no promises, but i would like to do this.
Anyone keeping up with Ghost? I dropped off after the first couple of episodes.
>>78011928
Maji De Watashi Ni Koi Shinasai aka Majikoi
There's Majikoi, Majikoi S, and then Majikoi A, which is split into 5 parts (5th in development). Majikoi and S are TL'd, and some of Majikoi A-1 is TL'd too.
>>78011918
Which RWBY characters would you smoke a blunt with?
>>78011695
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery
Nice.
>>78012090
Yeah no, I did that too. I've still been grabbing the episodes from OT but haven't found the time/motivation to watch them.
>>78012039
So you mean Qrow?
>>78011949
solid 3.5 and it's only in early access. It can be legit challenging sometimes.
>>78011695
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Speed
I can make it across the border quicker than an illegal immigrant.
>>78012090
Sadly no, I haven't found any DL links for the Subs, but I will say Drive was fucking amazing
>Dat ending man
>All del feels
>>78012107
I bet Yang would be fun to just chill with and pass around a blunt.
Thing is, her jokes are actually good when she's stoned.
>>78011972
Yang
>>78012107
Neon
>>78012171
>I haven't found any DL links for the Subs
Are you retarded
http://over-ti.me/
>>78012214
No, just cripplingly lazy, but thanks bro
>>78012107
Cinder and her special dust blunts
>>78012107
Weiss and Blake
just to hear them shit talk each other stoned
>>78012107
No oneI'd rather go shooting instead
>>78011972For team RWBY the Rube
For all girls, i'll take the robutt please
>>78012100
Thanks. On Nyaa, I presume?
>>78012195
Nah, Neon seems like more of an Acid or Ecstasy person.
>>78011314
Is it really racist if no robot was offended, and Penny immediately understood what Ruby meant?
>>78012107
Jaune and Weiss.
It'd be a good time.
I need a story of being bros with Roman.
>>78012107
The entire White Fang
Does /RWBYg/ think that Beacon can handle a threat like Barthandelus or Orphan, or will they succumb to their fate of being turned into a C'ieth?
>>78012107
Jaune, maybe. Either he'd talk forever about his plans for JNPR, which would be interesting, or he'd just say dumb shit about how great X-ray and Vav are.
>>78012107
Ozpin, so he calms the hell down from his caffeine high.
>>78012195
Do you want to die?
Cat fight when ?
>>78011700
> Velvet is standing on the edge of the clocktower roof.
> She stares down at the concrete plaza below.
> It's peaceful up here.
> She closes her eyes, takes a deep breath...
> And steps forward.
> Suddenly arms grab her around the waist and pull her back.
> She screams and starts hitting the person who grabbed her, telling them to let her go, but the arms hold her tight.
> A male voice is yelling at her to calm down and stop hitting him.
> Velvet opens her eyes and finds herself staring into Cardin's deep blue eyes.
> "Why did you stop me?! Why did you stop me?! Why do you care?!"
> He just holds her tight until she stops fighting him.
> Her yells dissolve into sobs, her fists stop striking him and start holding onto him desperately.
> "Why do you care..."
> "Of course I care."
> "You pick on me all the time! Everyone does! Even my own team..."
> "It doesn't mean I want this. Nobody wants this. We like messing with you but you... You're something special Velvet."
> "You don't mean that..."
> She sniffles, closing her eyes and feeling exhausted all of a sudden.
> "You don't mean that..."
> Cardin stays with her for a long time, holding her, stroking her hair and rubbing her back.
> As the sun starts to set she falls asleep in his arms.
> Slowly he extracts himself from her and pulls out his scroll, sending a message to Coco about where she is and what happened.
> He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a marker and writes "Faunus slut" and "I like dicks" on her face.
> Then he takes a picture and uploads it to the campus Schneebook page.
>>78012349
yes
>>78012343
I thought Ozpin drank hot chocolate?
>>78012383
its not coffee? well chocolate has caffeine in it too, albeit significantly less
>>78012064
If you get her neutral route, prepare for the feels man.
prepare.
>>78012305
Maybe.
>>78012305
I don't think they can even match the prowess of this creature.
>>78012305
Yes, they'll make the smart decision to not play FF13.
>>78012368
being the Bun is suffering
>>78012122
>>78012171
Yeah, that's pretty much the way I feel. Maybe it's burnout? I dunno. After how good Drive ended, I think I was underwhelmed by Ghost's introduction.I was looking forward to Yurusen
>>78012444
Katawa Shoujo/RWBY crossover when
>>78012489
As long as Yurusen gets a human form and it's super hot I'll be good
Even just lewd fanart that I'm sure is already all over pixiv but I'm too lazy to look up right now
>>78012479
what the hell is that? a European Quetzalcoatl?
>>78012255
So how about those dilemmas, eh?
Does anyone have an update on the succubus Pyrrha?
>>78012489
Yeah, Ghost first ep was kinda weirdly paced, but I did like Aoi as Yurrusen (always glad when she shows back up in Toku stuff)
I'm just worried how they will handle the next crossover movie with Drive and Ghost....the Gaim/Drive movie was ass and shit all over Gaim's ending
>>78012479
>>78012555
Storm Crow, I know when I see it.
If Penny's Megaman X, who's Zero?
>>78012587
Here we go
After the kidnapping, rape, and murder of a young blond girl made national headlines in RWBYg, the concerned parenting organization Mothers Against Youth Doing Stupid Stuff (MAYDSS) has raised concerns over the use of social networking sites by the nation's teens.
1. "Teens should not be allowed to use social networking!" cries the girl's mother, Virginia Parke. "Some creep added my little darling as a 'friend' on that awful website, and he used it to get all of her personal information and track her down! Obviously, the only sane course of action is to ban all legal minors from using social networking sites! And don't just stop at social networks: block everything else that MAYDSS doesn't approve of!"
2. "Why that's utterly preposterous!" shouts Luke Zuckermann, founder of MyFace, a popular social networking site. "You can't restrict people like that! Oh, sure, today it's keeping teens from lining my wa- I mean - accessing my website, but tomorrow it's keeping everyone from anywhere the government doesn't like! I say free up the web, and get rid of restrictions!"
3. "You know, there's always a compromise," says local pervert Daniel Dodinas while watching you from a nearby tree. "As I see it, the best way to keep both sides of the argument happy is to remove all restrictions on what adults can view and increase restrictions on minors. But at the same time, lower the age of majority by a lot. What could possibly go wrong?"
4. "What could possibly go wrong, you ask?" panics your paranoid cousin, Roxanne al-Zahawi. "On the internet, nobody knows your actual age. It's a haven for malicious anonymity! Besides, children aren't the only people at risk on the internet. It's full of stalker-rapists and bomb-makers and viruses and sick, depraved porn. We're better off without it."
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who would buy this/
>>78012671strictly
>>78012704
Faggots and overweight ugly women
>>78012704
Does it have a holder for the dildo?
>>78012704
Holy shit, show the full thing you slut.
>>78012382
I am so sorry anon
>>78012686
This is one tough issue, homes.
>>78012382
