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>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Don't believe their lies.
>RWBY:
Latest episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-season-3-chapter-5-never-miss-a-beat
http://rwbyg.club/waifus
RWBY Manga (English): http://www13.zippyshare.com/v/kPLepyFe/file.html
Grimm Eclipse is out on Steam Early Access for $14.99: http://rwbygame.com/
>Red vs Blue:
Will return next year with an anthology season.
Behind the Scenes Mocap: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-13-behind-the-scenes-mocap
>RTAA:
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-animated-adventures-2015-apple-pay-n-in-the-butt
>X-Ray and Vav
Latest Episode: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/x-ray-and-vav-season-2-x-ray-vav-posi-choices-101-short
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/4XQYdyb5
>>77988883
I'll finish it soon Anon
Thanks for the cap
>>77988434
Savage
first for neon
>>77989003
>that OP
>>77989025
No sweat.Make it your best work, even if you have to take your time. Don't settle.
>>77989062
I want to get highOn her.
So, RavenxSummer smut when?
>>77988964
Pyrrha is getting a piece of that Jaune ass.
>>77989072
that should be the /rwbyg/ banner
>>77989080
I think you're missing the key component of Qrow's character
Team RWBY work in progress.
>>77988941
>>77988979
>>77989010
>>77989039
So, Author's Notes time.
I'll namefag when I post stories, just for the sake of why not. I'll probably not use it just for general purposes, though.
No trips because my laptop can't even heat bread, so I'm on a tablet.
I feel like I rushed through this faster than the prompt deserved, and I think the actual heist was a hot mess.
Whatever, I wrote. I can hate myself a little less, today.
I did enjoy the prompt, though. Kudos to whoever came up with it.
I'll work on Succubus&Paladin here in a bit. I need to go write down the other prompts.
>>77989090
yes
I WANT TO HUG HER
>>77989153
Something about Blake looks off, I think its her arms or legs but I can't put my finger on it
>>77989200
I want tobreak her.
>>77989225
I was having trouble with her limbs. I'm getting used to my new tablet and it was acting up around the time I was working on Blake.
I'm gonna fix it.
>>77989003
We forgot to addGarret Strider
>>77989195
Good job Guy
We can't have enough writefriends
>>77989195
>I'll namefag when I post stories, just for the sake of why not. I'll probably not use it just for general purposes, though.
See, this is why some tripfags are more based than others.
>>77989195
>I'll namefag when I post stories, just for the sake of why not. I'll probably not use it just for general purposes, though.
That's how it should be. I do the same.
Enjoyed the story. Nice job.
>>77989308
Put him under the desk with Neptune, I'm sure Strider will corrupt Neptune into a real self-insert
>>77989308
Newfag here, whats the story behind him anyways other then him being a shitty oc
>>77989200
I want togiveherlove and emotional support.
>>77989128
It can be on nation state when we get a custom banner
Speaking of which
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbEuMTOA3fo
First order of business
Workers across the nation have gone out on indefinite strike over what they claim are substandard wages in the Book Publishing industry.
1. "We are the backbone of this country, and we demand a fair wage rise!" says union leader Louis du Pont. "I don't think a 20% increase over two years is too much to ask. Unless the government forces employers to give us our due, we'll shut this whole industry down! Let's see how well RWBYg's economy manages without any Book Publishing, huh?"
2. "We pay our employees very generous wages," says employer representative Al Zhimo. "Especially when you consider that without us, they'd be OUT ON THE STREET. Hear that, you scumbags? OUT ON THE STREET! Anyway, my point is, if you cave in, you make our entire industry uncompetitive. You can't do that in the global marketplace. It'll hurt the whole country. The best solution, economically speaking, would be to relax industrial laws and allow us to fire troublemakers on the spot."
http://strawpoll.me/6199599
>>77989146
>Qrow tries his last resort
>Killing Taiyang and thus stopping his cockblocking semblance
>With tear stained eyes he defeats his oldest friend
>His nieces hate him, everyone thinks he is a traitor
>He wanders off where no one knows him
>"Yes, I'm finally getting laid. This was worth it."
>Starts flirting on a party
>It works
>Goes to grab new drinks
>Comes back to the girl
>Floating fucking bunch of ectoplasm making dad-tier puns
>"Son of a b-"
>"Well, hey there Qrow ol' buddy!"
>Qrow is boiling
>"Imagine, I was just monkeying about in the afterlife - pretty nice place, by the way - and then, plop, I find myself here, bond to this lovely ladey! Figure I have a last task on earth or something."
>Qrow is just muttering in disbelief
>"I KILLED YOU! I STAINED MY SWORD IN YOUR BLOOD!! HOW IS YOUR SEMBLANCE STILL WORKING?!"
>It was never Taiyang's semblance
>But Qrow's
>>77989346
>>77989371
Thank you kindly, bros.
>>77989366
I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult. Something about it is just throwing me off.
I'll assume the worst and hope for the best.
>You're walking in the woods
>There's no one around and your scroll is dead
>Out of the corner you see her
>Pyrrha Nikos
>>77989475
Continue...or is that it?
>>77989374
That's it.
>>77989386
it's funny how Predator is wearing the flag
>>77989475
>I look and act like Jaune.
>She'll never know.
>mfw
>>77989463
You're doing just fine, anon.
Drunken Request Writefaggotry #1
>Be you, Qrow, Hunter in Training.
>Today is going to be a bad day.
>How can you tell ?
>Could it be the blinding light piercing the dimly lit dorm through the tiny slit in the curtains ?
>Maybe it's the sensation of what can best be described as being skullfucked by beowolves ?
>Possibly it's the sight of the love of your life, Summer Rose currently riding your best friend's dick during what is most certainly her second time.
>Perhaps it's the multiple slash marks on your chest that you don't remember getting.
>Is it the feeling of your sister, Raven, currently spooning you, naked ?
>Surely it's the sound of a Boarbatusk squealing with rage as it repeatedly rams the bathroom door.
>It might be multiple clanks of beer bottles each time you so much as breath.
>It's most definitely the large streamer bearing the words, "ALL FAUNUS R FAGOTS, ESPECIALLY TEEAM LYME" taped to the window for all to see.
>Shit, is it possible that the day could start any worse ?
>"T-t-taiyang, I, love you ! Let's get married and fuck all the time !"
>"Mmm... Taiyang..... I mean Qrow ..Wait, did I just fuck my brother ?"
>"Hungover Team Orgy time?"
>......
>Maybe you should keep drinking from now on, and never, ever, stop
Cold Cuddle Pyrrha and Rwbyg bunker are coming up next
>>77989374
Someguy showed up with a picture of him and we couldn't stop talking about him afterwards, mostly due to the stupid level of edge he had.
He was also cringe material.at least I think that happened...
>>77989491
Yeah, it's just a one-off thing (unless you want to try your hand at it)Originally was supposed to be "Emmy Sustrai"
>>77989435
Goddamn perfection right there
I like to think Tai was born a dad; he came out of the womb in cargo shorts and a fannypack
>>77989508
Supreme commander predator
Whats not to loveAlso check his collar
>>77989475
eh as long as it's not Rubes
>>77989555
why is it that pic gets better the more you look at it?
>>77989482
>Summer was secretly into all of her teammates.
I can dig it.
>>77989482
>Raven wears the mask because Summer gets distracted by her face
>>77989435
good story anon.
>>77989620
You, you get me.
>>77989538
B-beautiful...
I hope there is a drawfag around to see this
>>77989548
and cracking dad jokes
>>77989435
Perfect
>>77989704
>"Our little sunshine, I'm so happy"
>"Well Hi there So Happy, I'm Dad!"
>Mother shrieks and drops the demon child
>>77989548
>Baby Taiyang
>A better dad than his dad
>>77989682
Anon, let me provide a gif of that for you.
>>77989807
Thank you based Anon
>>77989377
Today was a good day,until dash made that fucking pyrruby post.
>>77989780
>even as a baby he was called "Dad"
I love living in a cartoon world
>>77989855
what post?
>>77989780
>I'm Dad
>Taiyang is so much fucking dad, he fertilized his own mothers eggs somehow and was born without having a dad, being his own dad
>Taiyang is Luke Skywalker
Now, if we ever see Taiyang spinning in combat, we know it's true.
I was going to write a short story about Jaune waking up in the past but I couldn't think of it.
Anyone got rwby or pyrrha fluff?
So from what I can gather, the soundtrack is still carrying the series, when will everything else catch up?
>>77989225
Yeah the foreshortening on it's kinda weird without shading
>>77989878
Just look up her blog.
Rooting for the straights is this fandom leads to suffering anon.
>>77989620
>secretly
LaughingSTRQ.jpg
They were all doing each other and you know it.
The only reason Ruby calls Taiyang Dad is because Qrow is too drunk to raise kids and they couldn't be bothered to get a DNA test to see who the father is.
>>77989964
My cursor...
Fuck.
>>77989964
Why are westies so enthralled by degeneracy?
>>77989964
link me
I'm ready
>>77989964What about rooting for inanimate object ships?
>>77990023
I dunno, I guess Nuts and Dolts has some gait.
>>77989964
>tfw your main ship is a strait ship
>>77989964
>>77990022
Uh, yeah, I need a link to see the, uh, degeneracy, so I can report it to the authorities.
>>77988715
Fucking worth it
>>77990057
CHIVALRY IS DEAD, SIR ANON.
>>77990067
You can't lie to me, you kike-puppet degenerate scum.
>>77990023
Truly the purest ship.
>>77990022
Here ya go...
http://dashingicecream.tumblr.com/post/134696017002/hi-your-art-is-amazing-and-have-you-ever-thought
>>77989435
>Semblances are the reflection of one's soul
>Have a tendency to reflect a person's innate traits and ideals
>Qrow's Semblances is qockblocking himself
>Qucked by his own soul
No wonder the man's drinking himself into an early grave
>>77990093
>Crescent Rose
>pure
You havin' a laugh?
CR is the dirtiest one out of all
>>77990057
feels good anon
>>77989980
>Team STRQ's dorm room was just one big 4-way orgy every night
>Team RWBY don't realizethey're just carrying on the tradition
>>77989855
>>77989964
I looked through it and didn't see anything particularly egregious.
Maybe I missed it?
Have some Arkos, Anon, it'll help you feel better.
>>77989980
>Raven sees her teammates
>"Jesus is everyone on our team attractive?"
>Summer mumbles jokingly about having an orgy
>Jump-cut to the next morning and they're all naked sprawled in the same bed
>"Jesus."
>>77990067
>>77990022
Fuck can't RT make an ass of her already?I need Arkos canon more than ever.
>>77990096
Why
>>77990147
>they're all naked sprawled in the same bed
>Friends theme starts to play
>>77989475
She's following you
About 30 feet back
She quickens her pace and breaks into a sprint.
She's gaining on you
>Pyrrha Nikos
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
She's almost upon you now
And you can see there's cum on her face!
My god, there's cum everywhere!
Running, oh dear
>From Pyrrha Nikos
She's brandishing a spear
>It's Pyrrha Nikos
Lurking in the shadows
Tournament Superstar Pyrrha Nikos
Living in the woods
>Pyrrha Nikos
Raping young men
>Pyrrha Nikos
Eating all his fluids
Sexual Predator Pyrrha Nikos
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost her
But you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a molester,
You creep silently through the underbrush
A-ha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a snare trap!
Cutting off the rope
>Quiet, quiet
Falling near the cottage
>Quiet, quiet
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside, Pyrrha Nikos
Sharpening a spear,
>Pyrrha Nikos
But she doesn't hear you enter,
>Pyrrha Nikos
You're sneaking up behind her,
Groping superstar Pyrrha Nikos
Fighting for your life with Pyrrha Nikos
Wrestling for your dick with Pyrrha Nikos
Fuck her in the pussy
Safe at last from Pyrrha Nikos
You limp into the dark woods
Sweat soaking into your stained clothes
But you have won
You have beaten Pyrrha Nikos
>>77990119
Reminder that Orcs are pure and only have sex for the sole purpose of recreation.
>>77990182
>"Dammit Taiyang, turn that shit off!"
>"Heh, sorry guys"
>>77990096
Oh, is that all?
Shit, maybe I just have a high tolerance to the gay.
>>77990096
>>77990201
>Orc Internet Defense Force
Away, foul cur.
>>77990190
What the fuck kinda pasta is this
>>77990146
>>77990215
What hurts anon is that good number of people view this as plausible.
>>77990201
>Reminder that Orcs are pure and only rape for the sole purpose of recreation.
FTFY
>>77990096
Also gotta love her Blake dick pics
>>77990237
Go watch this. Now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
>>77990096
Ruby looks like a fucking child more so than normal
>>77990096
PIGTAILS
>>77990050
That is trueBut what about the three of them?
Reasons for my degeneracy
Penny is my favorite girl, she is cute.
Ruby is also cute and /k/omando
CR is a gun and guns are cool.
My friend shudders at my deviant mind and ships Arkos to no end
>>77990096
Could be worse
>>77990190
Good job m8
>>77990119
>be Qrow
>have the soul of a true fighter
>making you oblivious to the temptation of settling or even mating
>making you train every day, every hour
>making you badass motherfucker
>people misinterpret it as being qucked
>tfw
>>77990201
Orcs can't have sex even for procreation. They're too busy chatting it up on Ork /tg/.
>>77990023
>Inanimate objects
The best kinds of lovers.
>>77990322
>My friend shudders at my deviant mind and ships Arkos to no end
I didn't know we were friends. This is a most welcome development!
>>77990096
That's not even bad. I mean Kuma did it and no one cared. Though god her proportions are shit. It looks like Pyrrha impregnated a child.
>>77990096
Can I just ask, where does the idea of liking this ship come from?
I can see why she would like Monochrome....I guess but why this?
Reminds me of another user who ships Pyrrha and Cinder
>>77990254
People will always ship, regardless of canon.
I survived the HS fandom. Characters who weren't even alive at the same time got shipped, and all the popular ships were garbage.
Don't let it bother you. Just imagine your waifu thinking about all the things she wants to do with the dick/s of your preference.
I know I do.
>>77990332
That's how I feel sometimes
Minus the true warrior business of course
>>77990096
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee....
>>77990096
I'd say 9-year old Ruby is the worst part of this.
>>77990096
wat
>>77990362
Faggotry knows no bounds, nothing can stop their delusions.
>>77990237
Fuck off, elf.
I can smell your pretentious perfumed vagina from all the way here.
>>77990260
>adhering to stereotypes
>Evil Pyrrha was actually Neo all along
>Neo as Pyrrha actually ends up getting further with Jaune than the real Pyrrha ever did
>>77989003
What will you do when RWBY inevitably ends/gets cancelled? What will RT do to replace their extremely popular non-anime?
>>77990267
>better story than RWBY
>>77990096
Have they even talked?
>>77990362
At least CinderXPyrrha sounds plausible because Cinder wants an ace underling.
Why haven't we seen Pyrrha's bed clothes yet?
We've seen pretty much everyone else's, but she's still stuck in hersexyarmor.
>>77988183
>Pyrrha finally working up the nerve to actually flirt with Jaune ends up with him bedding some other woman.
>She tries again, but he then gets a threesome. She's not involved in the slightest.
>Attempt #3, should be the charm, right? Rumors have it Jaune was seen sneaking out of Goodwitch's room in the early morning.
>Later she bangs he head against a wall, causing it to crack.
>HOW DO I FUCK UP THIS BADLY?!
>Honestly considers just becoming a nun.
>>77990080
Wha? But it's Lancaster
>>77990368
>pic
Pyrrha measures the mushroom cloud to decide if she needs to throw her spear to kill the crippled Weiss, or if she should just leave and let the fallout finish the job
Okay /rwbyg/ you and your waifu are the last ones to stand in a mass Grimm invasion in Vale that was like one that numbered in billions of Grimm, everyone has died and all international military forces are crippled and devastated. The only ones left are a group of civilians evacuating in the last chopper out of Vale and you plus your waifu.
Roll your semblance and choose your waifu, dubs, 69 or godlike semblance decides if you make it out of there or not.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>77990428
Merchandise and DLC or however MLP still does it
>>77990425
If Pyrrha was Neo all along then there's no progress from the real one for her to get further than.
Good job m8
>>77990450
What's up with that name anyway
>>77990449
>Pyrrha is reincarnation of Qrow
>>77990450
HET SHIPS GTFO
REEEEEEEE
>>77990096
>Loli Ruby and Adult Pyrrha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH0z00t8OlM
>>77990428
>What will RT do to replace their extremely popular non-anime?
Go back to Red Vs. Blue, Xray and Vav and their live action stuffor let Shane make an entirely new anime series.
>>77990449 works with >>77989475 >>77990190
>Pyrrha becomes a sexual predator out of desperation
>>77990509
French noble house of Lancaster's symbol was a red rose.
>>77990442
The world must never know how small her breasts really are; she has a persona to uphold
>>77990425
>>Evil Pyrrha was actually Neo all along
>Pyrrha vs Pyrrha
>Ruby doesn't know which to shoot>Nora shoots them both
>>77990464
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfection_Embodiment
G fucking G
>>77990538>And then Shane dies just when it starts getting good
>Meanwhile in the afterlife, he and Monty start training for the arrival of Hirohiko Araki
>>77990385
>>77990532
>>77990353
>>77990276
Here I thought is was meant to be Pyrrha with two daughters and no Rubes in the pic
>>77990368
I hope someday I can be as strong as you anon.
Shit I remember when Dash shipped arkos and renora,what fucking glorious days those were.
>>77990571
So you're Weiss?
>>77990452
Good thinking, slugger!
>>77990464
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Melanokinetic_Cloning
>ruby, I need you to run as fast as you can and grab me a metric fuck ton of ink, paper, weapons and bombs. we will hold the motherfucking line
>>77990538
>M,K & S all make their own new anime series
>they each have 2 volumes to impress Burnie
>Whichever one is liked best by Burnie stays
What do they make and who wins?
>>77990606
>Shit I remember when Dash shipped arkos and renora,what fucking glorious days those were.
Really? Tell me the of those days anon?
>>77990464
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Weapons
>Waifu: Ruby
I'm pretty much Alex Mercer.
I'll probably make it out.
>>77990096
Eh I mean it's not the worst ship out there, I get the impression it's one of those whatif? crack ships that's sort of interesting to think about in the abstract sort of way of "how the fuck would that work??"
>>77990428
I dunno, honestly RWBY has been one of the few things to help me get over my loneliness
>>77990464
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time-Space_Synesthesia
Do you hear that?
It is the sound of inevitability, my children.
>>77990705
Oh really? How did it help you, anon?
>>77990351
This is also news to meNot unwelcome news though friend
>>77990425
Was telling friend about smug PyrrhaAsks her if SAO did anything like that.
That being having a side character become bad.
Tells me about a side character becoming final boss.
1 second of silence
"Oh god, they are going to make Pyrrha evil..."
>>77990428
Watch more lets play GTA 5and Ray
>RWBY models will never look this good
>Your waifu will never be this pretty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0jNS8oEJWQ
>>77990698
I think Jaune is great for those. He's easy to make a dynamic with.
>>77990734Waifu's and day dreaming about said waifus
>>77990750
>Open video
>Immediately see title
>Black Desert
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77990464
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_Vision
I think I'll be alright! I'll blow up big swathes, and Yang pounds the stragglers into dust.
>>77990750
oh god it looks like a moving realdoll kill it kill it kill it
>>77990464
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence
>Waifu: Yang
I can just plop everyone and everything out of existance.
Something tells me I'm gonna be fine
>>77990555
and jaune cries for both of them
>>77990464
>Melanie
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyroportation
We should be able to make it out.
>>77989475
>>77990190
I'm capping this
>>77990804
I've always wondered what being non-existent feels like.
![[Invincibility Intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DJazr2C.gif "[Invincibility Intensifies].gif")
>>77990464
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_PrayerNeonand I might make it out of this. Maybe.
>>77990830
Wonderful choice in waifu, anon.
Letting business take care of the strike won
Next
The Police department is considering installing surveillance cameras in all major public areas, in an effort to crack down on crime.
1 "This is a blatant invasion of the right to privacy!" says libertarian web site operator Freddy Christensen. "Now I can't even go out in public any more without being watched? And you know this is just the beginning. Today there are cameras in city streets. Tomorrow they're peering through your bedroom window."
2. "Hey, I've got news for you," says Police media liaison May Edgar. "When you're out in public, PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU. These cameras will be extremely helpful in reducing the national crime rate. Frankly, I can't see what the fuss is about."
3. "This 'slippery slope' argument has got me thinking," says Police Minister Peter Wu. "You know, it would be a lot easier to fight crime if we watched people all the time. Not with cameras, of course. That's clearly an invasion of privacy. But how about a national database of our citizens, coupled with compulsory ID cards and barcoding? It would stop crime dead in its tracks."
http://strawpoll.me/6199929
>>77990750
MAXIMUM REALISM
>>77990818
>He cradles one of the Pyrrhas in his arms
>Crying so hard he doesn't notice that she's turned back into Neo
>The real Pyrrha sees this just before dying
Anyone else having problems with the RT site? I keep trying to watch the new episode but it keeps cutting out in the middle and saying "Error loading media: File could not be played". Anybody know how to fix/get around this?
>>77990680
Perhaps just as like before Zutara in ATLA became a popular thing,spitting on canon and all the development Aang and Katara got together.It's just horrible.
>>77990782
I volunteer as a straggler.
>>77990932
Stop.
My heart.
>>77990464
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Creation
>I create an army of Angels to combat the grimm
why did i wait so long to use my semblance now everyone me and Pyrrha know is dead
>>77990753
Definitely, he's malleable as hell as a character, you can make him as noble or as goober as the story demands of it.
>>77990855
Just ask Qrows Sexlife.
>>77990938
>Kataang
>Having development
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
>>77990464
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Manipulation
Whelp, been nice knowing you lads, but I don't think even Yang can make up for my useless ass
>>77990932
>a muffled "ayy" can be heard from a distance
>>77990861
Thanks SOUP
>>77990962
The angels ARE the people you know that are now dead
>>77990932
stop it right now!
>>77990963
Yeah. That's one of the only good things about flat characters: you can project anything onto them.
>>77990938
See now this is nice! You've got a good variety here! Especially Ren and Nora and the Arkos, good times all around.
>>77990972
Or Ruby's character development
>>77990464
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lake_Monster_Physiology
And just like my waifu I don't exist. Does this mean I broke the game?
>>77990464
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Counter
I will hold the line, Yang!
>>77990190
But wait she isn't done
Pyrrha Surprise!
There's a spear to your head
and lust in her eyes
But you're member is still erect
Missionary Superstar Pyrrha Nikos
Legendary Fuck with Pyrrha Nikos
Normal Tuesday night for Pyrrha Nikos
You try to doggystyle with Pyrrha Nikos
but cum is coming fast from your member.
>>77991012
Or Weiss' tits.
>>77990982
You shitting me right?
That ability alone can defeat elder gods.
>>77990999
And the best thing about RWBY is that the cast is full of 'em. They make great greentext fuel.
>>77991056
How about Taiyang's ability to move?
>>77990938
>>77990982
>Not summoning all the cheese in vale and using it to matter surf to safety then having yang heat up the cheese to slow down the Grimm
>>77990954
>>77990998
>Tfw Neo survives but Pyrrha doesn't
>Tfw Neo falls in love with Jaune because he was crying over her
>>77991111
>Those Quads
YOU FOOL!!
So is Pyrrha a sleeper agent or what
>>77991107
Wow.
More of this?
>>77991111
>quads
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>>77991111
>checked, but against my will
You wake up to find out RWBY got another game!
But bad news! It's a shitty chinese bootleg game on an outdated/plug&play console!
What is it, and just how bad is it, /rwbyg/?
>>77991154
Worse anon, She's a woman.
>>77991168
Forgot where I got it from
>>77991111
>Neo spends all her time in Pyrrha's shape, desperate for Jaune's affection.
>She doesn't understand why it makes him upset.
>>77991154
Yes, she made one weird looking face, therefor she is evil!
>>77990464
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Armor
>Waifu: Cinder
I incinerate everything flammable within a mile of myself and then we make violent love as the ashes of Vale rain down around the molten crater we fucked into the dirt.
>>77991189
>>77991189
a reskinned ET made in 2015 over the span of 4 hours in adobe
>>77991111
I ship it
What year is RWBY in? I thought they were still freshmen
Drunken Request Writefaggotry #2Woops, all Smut Edition
It's all downhill from here or we peak at the last one.
>Well shit
>This Ski Trip is a fucking disaster
>What was originally going to be a happy fun time with your Team, Team Rwby, and Team JNPR has been fucked over by a category 5 blizzard rolling in
>You and Pyrrha struggle through the storm until the both of you literally crawled into a log cabin
>It's still pretty cold, but not as cold as outside
>You are both shivering still. For fuck's sake, we need to get warm
>You find a couch and propose that you and Pyrrha get close enough to share body heat
>What you not expected was for her plop her ass down on your lap
>Ohfuck.jpg
>She looks back at you with the innocence of a nun.
>Are you serious ?
>"Anon, there's something poking me from inside your pocket" Pyrrha says as she unintentionally grins on your dick trying to find a more comfortable position
>This is literally worse than the cold.
>Fuuuuuuuuuuuucck
>As the last of your sanity slips away with the howling wind, you decided to fuck it
>Literally
>>77991154
Pyrrha=clueless but innocent
Neo=disguised as Pyrrha
Blake=Adam's sleeper agent
Jaune=complete maniac and the true mastermind
>>77991189
It's Action 52 starring the Faunus men led by Tucson!
>>77991209
We got a good one lads
>Neo tries honestly speaking for the first time
>Despite her efforts, her tone and accent just isn't right
>It's just not the same.
>>77991237
They are, but it's probably getting close to the end of the year.
>>77991242
>Your hips begin to involuntarily move up and down, slowly dry humping her.
>"Will you quit shuffling ? You're making this really uncomfortable Anon."
>This isn't enough
>You quickly unzip your pants, and with the cold air nipping at it, you best get it somewhere warm fast.
>You shove Miss Niktos to the ground, quickly mounting her before she can react and pulling down her pants
>"Wait, I-"
>No time to let her finish, you ram it inside of her, deflowering her instantly.
>You can see her face struggle with the pleasure, begging to give in.
>Tears streaming down her eyes, before slightly freezing.
>"Wait... No, please I...I..was saving myself...No... I... Want this...."
>Small giggles emerge from her as starts to ram herself into you.
>"You'll be my Jaune, right Anon ? My prince ?"
>She leans back to kiss you as you start to grope her breasts through her jacket
>Pyrrha laughs as she orgasims for the first time
>"Please, give me more ! Never stop !"
>Well, this is one way to keep warm.
Fin
Well shit I didn't even mean for this to be Smut, it just happened this way.
I'm taking a quick break, I'll be back with Rwbyg Situation in a shortwhile. If I don't come back in 2 hours, assume I drowned in my own vomit.
>>77989003
Did we ever finish breaking this pic down?
That Volume 3 soundtrack can't come out soon enough.
>>77991242
This reminds me of Persona 4's ski trip.
>tfw I chose bros before hoes and the girls walked in on us getting gay
>>77990464
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Manipulation
Ruby
We'll be fine.
>>77991143
>>77991168
dafuq is quads?
>>77991111
I barely noticed that that pic is not infact Roman as a dog.
>>77991307
That's what was I originally going for, but then I suddenly stopped doing so for reasons unknown to myself.
>>77990464
>power: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic-Electric_Manipulation
>waifu: Cinder
I think I'll be fine.
>>77991275
I guess Pyrrha didn't meant for it either.
Have fun. Try not to drown.
>>77991331
>>77991111
>Dub-Dub-Quads
Welp this is officially terrible.
>>77991305
Am I the only one that thinks the soundtrack would be much better without Casie?
>>77991331
Lurk moar fag
>>77991189
>The game's name on the 37-in-1 cartridge list is "Scytheman"
>The title screen says the game is called "RUBY"
>The character select makes you pick from Yang, 'Weis', and 'Rwby' (in that order on the screen)
>The character select doesn't work so you play as Ruby anyway
>It's a 2D platformer with janky controls and physics
>It uses the same music for the title screen, character select, and the levels
>The music is a dodgy 8 bit version of the Thunderbirds theme
>None of the enemies are Grimm, White Fang, or Roman's Goons, just generic animals (snakes, rats, bats, flying eggplants)
>if you let go of the controls of even a second, Ruby plays an idle animation of blowing herself up by sneezing dust
>The second level is physically impossible to complete
>>77991367
Ok. But just to be sure...Who's best Purseowner girl?
>>77991437
Marie.
>>77991437
Overall , p3, or p4
>>77991399
That sounds like something the AVGN would play. In-character RWBY game reviews when?
>>77990464
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Devic_Physiology
I'm practically invincible and I can revive everyone.
>>77991460
Get the fuck out now.
>>77991460
You can't be serious
>>77991484
P4
>>77990190
Wait! She isn't done! Pyrrha Surprise!
Your dick's in her hand, there's lust in her eyes.
But you just popped Viagra!
Mating Press superstar Pyrrha Nikos
Legendary night with Pyrrha Nikos
Normal Tuesday night for Pyrrha Nikos
You try to pull out of Pyrrha Nikos
But hope is fading fast as you both bang
She's taking every thrust, but starts to lose her breath
You pump with all your might, you drive it to the hilt
You're shooting off inside her now
You have just impregnated Pyrrha Nikos
Her body topples to the floor, satisfied
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Pyrrha Nikos
>>77991506
Also Ruby doesn't even need to do too much
>>77991437
At first I thought you meant girl with dick'n'balls.
Then I read it out loud.
>>77990096
>>77990804
Just imagine the sould of which this is the manifestation of.
>>77991525
>>77991399
damn, you did your research
>>77991380
Casey needs to stop straining herself to operate so blatantly out of her vocal range. If she dropped the Evanesence act she'd probably be top-tier.
>>77991574
How the fuck do the words "purse owner" make you think of futa?
>>77991622
Scrotum.
So, Weiss will eventually be able to summon Grimm and that one knight-thing she's killed to fight beside her.What happens if she kills actual people?
>>77991111
French Vanilla confirmed, sorry Arkos fans
Maybe Jaune will be just as oblivious to Neo's obsessive predation as he was to Pyrrha's crush
>>77991609
Your taste is tolerable.
>>77991283
Ruby is in the back ground.....just like the show
Raven is just...YANGing around
Prodman is frightened when he discovers that Cinder actually is just as two-dimensional as she initially seemed.
main Merc is stretching his neck out and is looking at everyone across the room
The Bun is getting bulled and no one is stopping it
by three Mercuries with normal-world guns
Tiny Ozpin is tiny and talking to the predator because it his semblance.
and Nora is wearing beer hat
>>77991609
Good taste. Glad to see you're not an obnoxious chie-fag.
>>77991399
>flying eggplants
Titenic/10
>>77991519
>>77991525
Best. Girl.
>>77990571
So kars how's space treating you?
>>77989475
>>77990190
>>77991544
Aaand done.
So, who's the dickhead making that RWBY tablerpg? Acecapades? How where would one go to be a participating in that? Even someone who does't know dick for hole about tablrpgers?
>>77991713
https://youtu.be/2dbR2JZmlWo
>>77991713Marie is only good in Q and tolerable at best in every other appearance.
Also her dungeon automatically makes her Worst Girl.
>>77991651
>Weiss kills absolutely everyone in her quest for ultimate power
>Once she's done, she realizes that there's no one worthwhile to use her powers on
>Spends the rest of her days melancholically dunking on Grimm while her former friends mock her
>>77991784
What do you mean? Ace was making a homebrew class and race, unless you meant the Fate of Remnant game and that one other unofficial RWBY tabletop game. (And the GURPS adaptation)
>>77991798
I thought her dungeon and boss fight were pretty interesting. It's just that her character is complete ass.
Security cameras win
Next
The Department of Defense has put its case for a substantial increase in funding for the coming financial year.
1. "These are turbulent times we live in," says Defense Chief Roger Patel. "Turbulent and dangerous. And the only sensible response to that, of course, is to build a lot more weapons. Unless we get the funding we need, I can't promise that we'll be able to defend RWBYg's sovereign borders from rogue nations and foreign powers. Or those leaky boatloads of refugees, for that matter."
2. "NO MORE BOMBS," chant the protestors outside Parliament House, in a repetitious and increasingly annoying appeal. Spokesperson Hillary Spirit, speaking through a feedback-afflicted microphone, says, "RWBYg needs fewer weapons, not more! Make the world a safer place! Disarm now!"
http://strawpoll.me/6200125
>>77991865
I dunno't know whatthefuck any of that means so yes
>>77991900
Lurk moar
