Good evening owls of /co/,
Let's see what character assassinating bullshit these LAST FIVE ISSUES have in store!
>>ISIS UNLEASHED
OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>77987507
so many Royfaces, SO MANY
Drinking game: drink per cliche, and no shame in admitting to the thread when it's beaten you
Pastebin of gifting: http://pastebin.com/0jKyyDvj, feel free/please post excitedly if/when you get something
>>77987507
I can't wait to shit
>>77987525
So many delightful inappropriate jokes to make
Soo, if she comes back, what will DC rename her?
>>77987539
it's always time to shit in this run
>>77987507
>KISS logo font for Isis
>>77987607
Okay, this page is a mandatory shot, too
who has two thumbs and Sprecher hard root beer? Me!
>>77987678
Ooh, Philly!
eh, no great loss
>>77987678
I have a hard root beer too!
>>77987678
>hard root beer
That exists?
>>77987755
Yes! But the "not your father's root beer" is the foulest abomination known to man, that shit is VILE
>>77987773
Note on previous page: West Texas is actually not where the tornadoes hit.
>>77987507
Hello Storyteller.
This run is annoying as fuck and really stupid, so I'd like to mention something that doesn't suck ass for a second.
>Adventure Comics #247
>April 1958
Just guess what this refers to. We started like, what, a year ago? And I already feel old somehow.
>>77987809
SO MANY royfaces
>>77987824
LLTL
I promise tomorrow is back to Parkerbolts, which doesn't suck
>>77987607
>she had her own fukken TV series, but now her name's ruined for at least a decade
>nuKendra will never have any ties to the goddess Isis despite having all of the iconography, either
>>77987607
I still say you don't rename her, you just wait for Daesh to catch on for the irl bad guys
>>77987849
We'll hold you to that OP. We've earned it after this!:D
>>77987870
It doesn't catch on as much as it should, considering it's easy trolling.
>>77987773
I was promised underboob; I feel cheated.
>>77987923
promise promise promise
>>77987930
This run cheats all of us
We're past the worst of it, r-right?
>>77987971
blah blah blah
>>77987930
I think it's one of those cases where the colorist goes "Come on, there's no way the costume is THAT stupid."
>>77987971
I was almost lucky to be sick in bed for the second half of yesterday. I missed nothing of merit.
>>77987959
>>77987971
SO MANY BOXES
>>77987998
YOu missed less than nothing
>>77987773
>WORSHIP ME
So, since Osiris killed a bunch of people to bring back his sister, Isis comes back as a homicidal maniac. ... Sure, whatever.
>>77987849
Parker Thunderbolts is a good villain book because it delivers solid characterization and interaction. It makes the reader give a shit about the characters by actually making them characters, as opposed to edgy caricatures.
It's utterly infuriating how shallow these "Titans" are.
>>77988033
that's kind of inadvertently kinky
>>77987733
See, this is why I have trouble taking comics seriously sometimes.
This is a no-status book with some c-list characters and we see thousands of people dying and billions of dollars of damage done to a major metropolis. If this shit happened that often, people would move! We'd de-urbanize! OR at very least society would shift, radically.
>>77987983
I know we're not going to get it but I really want a nice white wipe when this run gets Flashpointted out of continuity. I want to see it all get faded away.
>>77987870
Man, Isis has been around for fucking thousands of years, are we going to let some assholes think they have trademark just for blowing up shit?
>>77988047
time for some nostalgia!
>>77987984
Holy wordswordswords.
>>77988063
People are dumb and don't know their mythology. Thor in drag is still new lore to your average nigga, much less Isis and her zombie dick antics.
>>77988052
At least we know nothing from this run will ever matter again
probably
>>77988070
>This is a nightmare, Ray
Even the characters know they're in a bad comic.
>>77988135
this is a stupid fucking plot
>>77988153
Hey, here's the underboob, anon!
>>77988070
DICK GET OUT OF HERE
>>77988135
You say that, but Deathstroke writers are uniformly willing to make the hard choices and keep bad shit canon.
>>77988135
I wouldn't mind if someone brought MVW back.
>>77987773
I actually have some of this sitting in my fridge and after I ruined some chili with it I can't bring myself to drink the rest, it SUCKS
>>77988105
>Isis and her zombie dick antics
The original was eaten by a fish! She was just improvising.
And seriously, Isis is one of the more benevolent gods in Egyptian mythology. As far as I'm concerned, the organization are a bunch of hipsters who think irony is deep.
>>77988192
She deserves better
>>77988174
What the fuck is up with the current book, it looked too dull to even open
>>77988209
IT'S SO FUCKING GROSS
My sister got some and she was all "Try it? :D" so I did and my face was D: DDDD: >:(
>>77988070
>batbunker
Dirty.
Got my gift today, thank you owl!
>>77988243
Oh look, it's ANOTHER plot about Jade and babies, just written by a dude
>>77988224
We're getting a new writer after Sketchy Ideas, Boring Execution "Hold Me Closer" Tony Daniel leaves. It might be salvageable.
>>77988243
yeah it's pretty nasty, it's super sweet, oddly spiced and has a really weird aftertaste and I have four cans sitting around that I know I will not be drinking
I will have to try sprecher's, hard root beer shouldn't be gross
>>77988287
Sprecher's is actually a soda that's hard, the NYFRB is beer with added shit
>>77988277
Have they announced a new writer yet? I hadn't heard Daniel was leaving
I'm betting there'll be some more creative team changes with March solicits
>>77988301
Damn, Slade doesn't skip torso day
I need to get /fit/
>>77988153
I really do not understand why this is happening. How the hell did he even resurrect her in the first place? By draining Freddie's powers? I guess the White Entity was behind it, but why?
Goddamn, this is confusing.
>>77988313
more of Cheshire and the amazing taped-on costume
her girls must ache after doing all this crap with no support
>>77988301
>Sprecher's is actually a soda that's hard, the NYFRB is beer with added shit
ohhh, that explains why NYFRB sucks, they fucked with beer too much instead of just putting alcohol into root beer
>>77988313
>I need to get /fit/
I've been a lazy piece of shit since I did a 5k three weeks ago, I really gotta start working out again :(
>>77987773
I fucking hate that stuff too. It's like over-carbonated beer with vanilla in it. It tastes like ass.
>>77988266
Will Cheshire ever have a storyline not about babies?
>>77988277
Why DC continues giving him books to write I will never understand. He could probably be just an a lister artist if he had more time ot devote to drawing instead of having to plot and script too.
>>77988324
Seriously, I don't know either. At least with the Hawks we finally got some kind of bullshit explanation about cleaning Swampy, but this is just weird.
>>77988337
Denis Leary has a classic rant about coffee-flavored coffee and beer-flavored beer
>>77988243
Wait, she's not corrupted anymore? Why? How?
The fuck is going on?
>>77988259
Hey that was from me! Hope you enjoy it man, I fucking love Allred's work in it.
>>77988310
>Written by JAMES BONNY
>Art and cover by TYLER KIRKHAM
>Deathstroke versus an army of Bizarros! As the battle within Lexcorp intensifies, the hunt for Slade’s missing daughter takes a surprising turn! Is a betrayal looming…or will it be something far, far worse?
He's apparently been the stealth co-writer, so I'm not optimistic any more.
>>77988354
I think some artists get like singers who want to conduct: they want to do it even though they're not great at it, so you give them some jobs there so they'll stay doing their main thing, too
Placido Domingo: fucking awful conductor, once-great tenor
>>77988376
I had read a few of the DH issues, but never the original Tundra stuff. Looking forward to it, plus all those great pinups in the back
>>77988401
>the hunt for Slade’s missing daughter
so what, more shitting on Rose again?
>>77988310
>>77988401
James Bonny scripted the last issue and has been co writing it for the past arc I think.
I don't think it'll be totally awesome if he stays on it, but it can't be worse than Daniel.
>>77988368
>look into my eyes- uh, nevermind.
>>77988368
I thought my lack of understanding of this,might be due to my just halfway paying attention to it. But since I'm not the only one with no idea what's going on, I feel better.
>>77988425
BTW, I found out that they're reprinting Supergirl Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade, so I think PF is getting it for her birthday next year
>>77988415
My mom had a Placido Domingo CD that I came across while scoping out CDs to feed into Monster Rancher 3. But I was like eleven and refused to pronounce it as anything other than Plastic-o Flamingo.
>>77988471
oh look, it's Vixen
those heels are ridiculous
>>77988475
I have so many mixed feelings on him but I'll save you the tl;dr and just giggle
>>77988368
>Seriously, I don't know either. At least with the Hawks we finally got some kind of bullshit explanation about cleaning Swampy, but this is just weird.
Yeah, The Hawks, Aquaman, and J'onn needed to cleanse their souls so they could become Captain Planet to defeat Black Lantern Swamp Thing. Fine, that made sense eventually.
This shit about Osiris and Isis though... I don't see the angle. What the fuck does this accomplish? I can't imagine Maxwell Lord's bit was any better.
>>77988471
PF?
>>77988497
Hey, Vixen exists!
Wish she were on a team or something...
>>77988515
Princess Flash, the 7-year old niece, who loves Super Pets and is mad about anything Batman
>>77988497
Vixen always gets the boobsocks treatment. Always the boobsocks.
>>77988572
lol
>>77988512
Didn't Max kill Magog? After that interminably shitty solo was over?
>>77988497
Oh god those boots make my feet hurt just looking at them.
>>77988597
this is kind of unintentionally gay
>>77988425
Haven't you heard? According to Rose herself, she doesn't have a good side. Goddamn, The Culling was retarded.
It's kind of sad that the only thing recently that treated Rose well was Teen Titans Go. How the fuck did that happen?
>>77988597
Magog was amusingly shitty for like the first arc, until the elves happened and it was ten needless issues of ELVEN HERITAGE and wordswordswords.
Haven't gotten around to Circe's Babby Magog to compare with.
>>77988606
I think I missed the bulk of the Culling
WHEW
>>77988639
I still wanna ask Giffen "where were you GOING with all that?" because it kind of was very Giffen, he was trying to do something new that wasn't necessarily continuity-rooted, but I have no clue what
>>77988606
>>77988648
>yfw when you realize that we're going to get to The Culling when we read New 52 Legion
>>77988669
MVW, best girl
>>77988676
FFFFFFFFFFFF-
also, ouch?
>>77987678
>Sprecher hard root beer
So this beer is JSA approved? Because I've tried a different adult root beer and it was awful
>>77988639
Elven heritage? Was it closer to Santa's elves,or bondage?
>>77988589
Boobsocks are why I cannot ever take comic book art seriously.
Note to all comic book artists: LEARN HOW BOOBS WORK.
I admit, I do not have breasts, but I have observed them, and the only time they are perfectly round spheres is when they are extensively modified.
>>77988714
This one is approved by me. All the others I've had have been fucking nasty.
>>77988669
I don't want to think about it as anything other than a paycheck gig, because if I don't, it's completely confounding. Moreso than his other Bad Giffen runs, like, Dreamwar was probably him realizing he was getting an assignment where he could kill Karate Kid again.
>>77988718
Definitely bondage elves
>>77988744
but I'm not running Magog again without certified booze delivery in my hands, it was largely boring
except when Peej beat him up
>>77987537
>I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further
>>77988719
Some people complain about superheroine outfits that have heels, but I don't mind that too much. I've seen stuntwomen kick serious ass in heels, as long as they aren't the stupidly big stripper heel type of shoes that even runway models trip in.
But tops held together by ribbons and duct tape with no proper support? On the kind of figure that 90% of these female heroes have? Fuck that, unsupported boobs fucking hurt when you're running around and kicking people.
>>77988782
I CAN'T
ESCAPE
STAR WARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77988763
I read a few issues of Magog and dropped it. I'm fine not going through that storytime of pain.
>>77988763
>>77988776
So very shitty.
>>77988804
Shot for that cliche!
>>77988605
>Death is a constant companion
Holy shit, shut the FUCK up. I hope nobody's still playing that drinking game.
>>77988676
I am so not looking forward to that. From what little I've seen of it, the Titans are the ones who suffer the most, while our Legion get to be relatively unscathed. Besides, Gates is in it, so that's something at least.
>>77988805
I think Magog is the only time I've given up and skipped issues
>>77988719
I don't think you understand the terminology, it's not about unrealistic shapes. Boobsocks are when cloth/fabric is drawn as if it's not stretching over boobs like every other curve on the body, but instead, the garment is drawn as if it's sewn with socks for each boob. Cover your knees with a sheet and that's basically how perky-ass tits are supposed to look in a shirt.
Breastplates with molded boobs are exempt, no matter how silly they are, because it's a drawing error based on bad fabric physics.
>>77988803
>go to the grocery store
>there's at least one Star Wars-advertised product on every aisle
I gave up when I saw bags of apples with the Star Wars logo on them. What the fuck.
>>77988834
FOR YOU
>>77988266
Christ. This is awful.
>>77988846
They have a deal with fucking Covergirl. Shit is ridiculous.
>>77988862
Yes it is
>>77988846
Pretty sure Disney is going to drive Star Wars completely into the ground.
>>77988867
Colbert smearing lipstick on a Vader helmet was pretty great
>>77988105
I still want to know if Marvel's Loki ever got knocked up by a horse.
>>77988849
>FOR THEM
>Get it?
>It's because it looked like I meant it was pretty bad for me but it's actually for them
>Because I'm such a badass
>Eh?
>Eh?
>Get it?
>>77988867
Oh god I saw that shit when I was in a CVS the other day
>>77988070
aww lookit the cutes.
...wait what the fuck is up with roy's chin. and wally's
>>77987984
All these words and nothing of value is said. It's like I'm reading the Knuckles comics all over again
>>77988837
>socks for each boob
This is a million dollar idea.
>>77988867
Star Wars isn't what I think of when I think of beauty makeup, so much as practical effects andorange buttcheeks, but ye olde Wicked collab managed to spawn some decent gimmick lipsticks...
>>77988803
>>77988846
I never cared much for Star Wars, but it started to actively piss me off when I started learning about the Extended Universe. The Yuuzan Vong was the fucking end of my patience.
People need to let Star Wars go already.
>>77988849
>I'm not trapped inside with you, you're trapped-
Oh, fuck it.
>>77988923
check your privilege, Mari
>>77988963
I'm a massive Star Wars fan, but pretty much the only EU stuff I ever got into were the video games. Never read the comics or novels.
>>77988996
what, no SNIKT?
>>77989004
>fuck this I'm out.jpg
>>77988963
The Vong are just one little black spot, you're perfectly free to ignore them, especially if you don't care about post-ROTJ stuff.
>>77988983
What's dumb is that by blowing up the EU, they have to fix the sausage-fest in the main cast ALL OVER AGAIN and make a big damn fanfare over it. When they had plenty of decent female cast to cherrypick if they wanted to.
Things had eventually fixed themselves through sheer audience demand, but nooooooo.
>>77989030
ooh, nipple rings
>>77988923
No. Please, don't go there. Just, don't. Don't.
>>77988929
>Knuckles comics
Hooo dear.
One of these days, I gotta get a few of you into Archie Sonic. Plenty of solid material balanced out by amazing bad shit.
>>77989044
Yeah they kind of threw the baby out with the bathwater on that one. Oh well, I'm a firm believer in the Hypercrisis, what's canon is what makes for a good story, regardless of what Disney claims.
>>77989065
dat ass
>>77988471
>we will never get Cosmic Adventures in the 9th Grade
Dammit.
>>77988849
Wait, what?
I thought Slade was just a general badass with plotarmor, but his eyeball that was RIPPED OUT is regrowing?
>>77989065
that was a cheap montage
>>77989066
>One of these days, I gotta get a few of you into Archie Sonic. Plenty of solid material balanced out by amazing bad shit.
I actually do plan on doing a SoP of the Knuckles comics at some point, but I need a lot of time to do so
>>77989103
He's got minor healing.
>>77989071
The hypercrisis mentality is a stress-free one, you're right. It's not like I can't go back and enjoy some of the old shit when I want to.
>>77989110
Two shots on this page!
>>77989103
yep!
>>77989122
my sigil magic better start working soon
and not monkey's paw like
>>77989110
>Superheroes don't actually change anything in the world, I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT
Fuck haven't we gotten that plot line a million times already in the DCU?
Wasn't it also done a million times better in the Black Reign arc of JSA?
>>77988983
The Thrawn Trilogy by Timothy Zahn are really the only EU novels worth reading
As for the comics I never liked any of the DH stuff, but the Marvel years are worth reading for how fucking bizarre they were.
> Hey George Lucas wants us to adapt his new movie Star Wars into a comic
> well after 6 issues we got the whole movie...what do we do now?
> Let's just get weird
>>77989034
The Vong are just so blatantly stupid though.
They are somehow immune to the Force, but their gimmick is that they use organic technology. All their tech is alive, but separate from the universal life energy. Um, objection, your honor?
>>77988572
This is so fucking dumb
>>77989149
So Slade has a vial of dead children with a screwdriver injector hidden in his boot?
>>77989181
it gets dumber as you go
>>77989182
Do you not?
>>77989165
Like I said, you're free to ignore them. There's two great videogames, two great comics and three great novels set hundreds to thousands of years before TPM for example.
>>77989182
They really missed the mark here, because everything about MY DRUGS ARE DEAD CHILDREN is hilarious.
>>77989204
CHUG FOR THIS PAGE
Unless you're drinking Jäger or something, please do not chug that, you will be in a lot of hurting
>Roy's face in the background
>>77989182
So he can predict and dodge sword swings but not a needle?
Bravo.
>>77989117
Oh yeah. There's just so many, and that's JUST Knuckles' solo series. That's not even touching all the other shit from the Dark Ages.
Us here in JSA Storytime would especially like DESTINY.
>>77989222
oh wait, we're just gonna go home
>>77989216
>two great videogames
The Dark Forces Saga games aren't as good as KOTOR and KOTORII, but they're still worth playing because Kyle fucking Katarn.
>>77989272
THESE FUCKING ROYFACES
>>77989218
This plot unreasonably reminds me ofTorchwood: Children of Earth. Which is super dark but I did laugh at the CHILDREN ARE DRUGS reveal.
>>77989253
I'd just have this on loop for two hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glTnjGmjTcQ
>>77989279
Oh, I was just talking about pre-TPM stuff, there's plenty more great games, comics and novels.
>>77989222
>Dishonorable discharge
BOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HISSSSSSSSS
>>77989279
I know the guy who wrote SWTOR, was it any good?
>>77989305
Ooops missed that part.
>>77989310
oh motherFUCKER, I forgot there's a fucking annual in here!
>>77989310
The game? No.
>>77989334
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>77989334
>an extra 46 pages of fun, kids
>>77989350
yeah, the game
>>77989334
Yooooo, Mik doesn't normally have a gigantic vein system bulging out of his stomach towards his dick, does he?
...Am I wrong? Do we blame James?
>>77989334
>>77989280
Why does Roy have so many goofy ass faces in this run? Is it the China-Cat?
>>77989281
I honestly can't tell if using children as narcotics is edgy as fuck or kind of inspired. It's such a weird concept that it teeters between being brilliant and retarded.
>>77989310
The game is your typical grindy MMORPG without a lot of thought or planning put into the mechanics.
The writing itself runs the gamut between "surprisingly good" and "holy shit who fucking got paid for this", depending on which character type's story you're running through.
>>77989365
we blame the artist
>>77989398
>>77989365
Yeah the artist tried and failed pretty badly to draw abs, and can't do it from a three-quarter's perspective.
>>77989398
>>77989395
Apparently he did the Jedi Knight storyline
>>77989398
oh okay
I was thinking maybe he was still getting hypermassive boners for JUSTICE
>>77988846
I'm completely numb to it because the same shit happened when the prequels came out, only it's now bigger because Disney money
>>77989280
Dead babies are a hell of a drug.
>>77989334
OH COME ON. Donna's in this piece of shit?
Does that poor woman do ANYTHING but suffer? Let her be in something good for once, dammit!
>>77989419
Oh, hey, so, I have a SHuffle I use to run with, and I finally destroyed the earbuds. Rec me some cheap but not too cheap earbuds?
>>77989441
Robinson was trying so hard to make her good in JLA but that run was weird
>>77989448
Monoprice rules the sub-$10 zone, else pick up the best Sennheiser you can for your price point.
>>77989398
>Part 1 of 3
MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>77989419
Really? That one isn't too bad, I'd say its main flaw is that it tries to stick too closely to the cliched Star Wars hero archetype. It seems like the one they wanted to center around the most.
>>77989432
I remember the marketing push behind Revenge of the Sith. This is so much worse.
>>77989468
Roy is so stoned
>>77989310
There's a reason people call it the TORtanic
>>77989468
I know they're gonna bullshit their way out of this and it pisses me off.
>>77989468
that seems like it was a weird time for Robinson, loved the idea of Dick and Kara as buddies
>>77989448
Shit I don't know, I can never make earbuds last more than like five or six months, even the high end ones.
>>77989511
I know jack shit about anything Star Wars beyond the first three movies and the first prequel
and the holiday special
>>77989531
>>77989530
These were about 5 years old but I think I finally closed a car door on one of them :(
>>77989514
Dude, between Jenny, Mik, Donna, and Kara, most shit short of a New God should be paste. Their JL team was weird, but not gimped.
>>77989554
wow, this is some stupid shit
>>77989567
oh my god, it's this asshole
from Meltzer JLA, this is who E2 Jimmy is now that he's a cock
>>77989567
Bull fucking shit, you've got a million other ways you can get Deathstroke off the detonator in the meanwhile.
Also, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED A SPEEDSTER IN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE AT ALL TIMES
>>77989448
I've been using these several hours a day nearly every day for almost three years and they're still going strong
They are pretty cheap but they work great for me
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003EM8008?keywords=earbuds&qid=1449454950&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1
>>77989530
If you swing them around lasso-style like the assholes at work who've hit me in the face with them and their ID cards, that would be why.
The higher-end ones have warranties to cover that, though.
>>77989579
>he's like Mr Miracle but evil!
So original.
>>77989497
>I'M in control.
The more he talks, the more he turns into "that kid".
>>77989565
I'm not super well versed on this particuar stretch of canon but it seems to me like Supergirl should be able to own them all on her lonesome.
>>77989599
Those looks neat but I prefer the ones that are less in-ear and more kind of flat surfaced
>>77989594
All the speedsters were fucked at the time, aside from Jesse and Jay. And Jesse eventually got on the JL anyway.
>>77989643
>>77989618
Pretty much.
>>77989660
Oh that's right, I forgot about that.
Man this was a weird time all around for the DCU.
>>77989671
we ARE going to finish this shitfest tonight, I promise.
>>77989687
That sounds like a threat.
>>77989531
>the first prequel
Episode 2 is terrible. Worst Star Wars movie. Episode 3 is a huge guilty pleasure of mine
>>77989531
Hey, Congorilla said something funny, and mildly badass. Thanks, Bill. I really needed that brief breath of fresh air.
>>77989671
l-o-fucking-l
>>77989701
It's not a threat, it's a promise.
Drinking gamers, take another shot.
>>77989363
Oh goody, another issue of "Everyone jobs to Deathstroke"
>>77989711
Bill's normally actually funny, not an edgelord, but I'll forgive you-- This comic is anti-life. It distorts all of our perceptions of reality in different ways.
>>77989623
Hell, Donna should be able to solo these chumps.
People tend forget about the Speed of Hermes.
>>77989709
Same here, I know Ep 3 isn't all that much better than the previous two but I still enjoy it a lot. Also, this scene is genuinely great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hoXNXSpmng
>>77989709
When Episode 1 came out, I was still young enough that I didn't realize how shitty it was until much later. It still has a soft spot in my heart regardless.
But man, when Episode 2 came out, I knew better. My whole family was into Star Wars and we grew up watching the original trilogy on the nice remastered box set VHS tapes (before all the CGI shit got thrown in). I just remember all of us going to see it in theaters, then walking out when it was over
>Mom: ".... That wasn't very good, was it."
>near silence for the rest of the way home
>>77989567
I thought Slade beating up the League in Identity Crisis was an all time low. This may just too that.
>>77989802
this will end well
>>77989786
Clone Wars is better than any of its source material, to the point of enhancing later views of the prequels by actually developing shit.
>>77989814
IC is worse because more people read it
At least almost no one read this shit
>>77989799
I saw Episode 1 and 3 as a kid.
I STILL haven't seen Episode 2.
I tried last week, and got 40 minutes in.
Ewan is pretty good
>>77989565
>Mik,
Never read Starman, what's his powerset
>>77989840
>no, my vagina is not haunted, it's molten
>>77989840
Mikaal looks exactly like Gambit on this page
>>77989860
>>77989856
Tough, energy bolts, and a mean disco dancer
>>77989840
Why did they kill Choi again?
A payday?
Seems like a bad plan.
>>77989840
I'd like to thank the creative team for this two-page splash, because even though it doesn't really accomplish anything it makes the book end faster.
>>77989854
Ewan McGregor was perfectly cast as a young Alec Guinness and deserved a much better movie .
Oh fuck that reminds me, Christopher Lee was in that shitshow too, wasn't he.
>>77989881
I kind of loled at Ray, here
>>77989554
There's a difference between keikaku and absolute bullshit contrivance, and Deathstroke goes past the latter and right into fucking Mary Sue territory
>>77989856
He flies and has a really nasty chest laser. This doesn't seem like a lot, but it's a really nice laser.
>>77989881
Dick should kick Roy in the face again
>>77989901
He was a delight in scenes he was in.
A relative delight but still.
>>77989881
>roy shittalking in the grasp of a kryptonian
really dude
>>77989799
As bad as Episode 1 is, I still love the podrace sequence. It stops the plot dead for like ten minutes, but it's damn cool.
Plus, the Podracing video game was my fucking jam back in the day.
>>77989854
It's those fucking Anakin and Padme scenes, isn't it?
>>77989943
It SO IS.
One of the first ones they have is her packing and she starts speaking, and Anakin CUTS HER OFF to continue ranting.
>>77989930
Podracing should have just been a spin-off game. The game was delightful.
>>77989971
ooh, this art, DEEP THEMES
>>77989930
Shit yes that game was fucking great.
Really hard as balls for ten-year-old me on some levels, but still fun.
>>77989981
DICK HIT HIM HARD
>>77989971
Did Slade really call *himself* a feral tiger in third person internal monologue there?
>>77989908
>Donna BTFO of Chesire
Huh. Donna got to do something cool for once. Yay!
>>77989994
is this the worst comic we've read, in terms of shit per issue and being way too long?
>>77990008
it might just be
the Crossing was really fucking long and boring though
>>77989994
I agree with the anon earlier who said the art was too good for this book. I appreciate someone that can actually draw anatomy pretty well and sell some of these hits in a fight.
Too often kicks and punches in comics look like they have no weight behind them.
>>77990008
No, Roy, the RENT is too damn high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt889tUZaLI
>>77990008
I really only knock shit when NOTHING HAPPENS, so that means the second half of Magog and The Crossing rank lower. Or higher, as you will.
Shit occasionally happens in this, it's just uniformly bad.
>>77989840
Judging from what I know about both teams' power sets, shouldn't the JLA completely shit on Deathstroke's team
