Stop ogre thinking things

>>77985811
he ate people, dude
whos to say he didnt rape them too

>>77985811
>it hurts so much but i do it for shrek

>>77985862
Well, somebody once told me he didn't.

How old WAS Shrek, anyway?

>>77985993
I assume early 30s.

Ogres have sex with their mothers once they reach adolescence.

>>77985862
Not fair. Everyone deserves to be filled with love.

>>77985993
His lifestyle pretty heavily indicated mid 20s bachelor status. Human Shrek and Fionna also looked about that, lacking the signs of age that start showing up around your 30s.

FAT

>>77985811
Shrek canonically slept with donkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8jzvh5Wb00

>>77986083
What are the age signs of ogres? How long do ogres live? At what age do they reach maturity? These are important questions to keep in mind when considering Shrek's love life.

Surely there are humans with ogre fetishes he could've hooked up with. People who practice on horses and mules to work up the capacity to handle him.

>>77985811
Pretty sure he fucked The Big Bad Wolf.

>>77986215
Well I don't remember any black characters in shrek, perhaps the mudsharks all wafted towards ogres

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFqgbldBduU

I originally kept thinking Donkey was gay for Shrek until they ran into Dragon.

Still kinda think Donkey's bisexual for some reason.

>>77986670
What if Shrek keked donkey?

>>77985892
Somebody once told me an ogre gonna roll me.
He didn't.