You pussies, instead of fearing and crying about tumblr on every thread, should be laughting at them, so lets have some fun.
So lets have a cringy tumblr thread, like we used to have with DA.
>>77947335
>>77947370
I dont even know what the hell it is.
>>77947394
>>77947335
I don't want to see those fucking hijab wearing superheroine cosplays again.
>>77947445
You rae suppused to post art, fucker.
>>77947527
this looks really good tho
>>77947527
>>77947613
>>77947370
>not a lightningbolt scar
>lightingbolt P
what the fuck are you thinking
>>77947406
This has to be a pardoy.
>>77947370
Did someone bust a nut on her forehead?
>>77947527
I wouldn't mind a show about a flying kung fu negress desu.
>>77947665
You can never tell with Stephen Universe.
>>77947527
This is suppose to be cringey?
>>77947647
>>77947686
Oh, that looks kind of nice.
>>77947690
>>77947689
No, I am deliberatly going to post interesting concepts in the middle of the shit, to confuse people and maybe generate discussion.
Black woman who turn into giant lionless is kind of cool.
>>77947527
This is not cringe, anon.
>>77947729
>>77947527
I'd watch it
>>77947686
Pshh... As if a middle eastern country would allow women to be super heros.
>>77947729
>No, I am deliberatly going to post interesting concepts in the middle of the shit, to confuse people and maybe generate discussion
>Off topic
Its still shitposting
>>77947741
>>77947709
'no'
>>77947753
>>77947741
>good goyim
>>77947744
Does Pakistan count as Middle East or is it too close to Asia?
>>77947527
this is pretty cool. It'd be cringy if it was drawn like shit, or tried displaying some preachy message.
>>77947527
>black people are monkeys
Way to be racist, tumblr
Also what's with the fucking ahnk?
>>77947527
>Nigger
>Monkey
>>77947767
female genocide when
I honestly don't mind when characters get re-interpretations into different genders or races. It's when you change the core of the character that you're going too far. For example:
>what fem thor should be
For the glory of asgard, I shall smite my foes and the ice giants and make my ancestors proud (basically what thor does)
>what fem thor actually is
HURRRR MEN ARE PIGS #WHITE PRIVILEGE GAYBERGATE
Get what I mean?
>>77947776
Wtf is with the porportions?
>>77947729
What the fuck are they even trying to do here? Make her Hawaiian?
>>77947806
nope
Make a new character, don't genderswap/raceswap an established one.
>>77947806
I get what your saying. I dont mind it as something a fan made but this shit is being published.
>>77947783
It's a stan, so yeah.
I bet the middle eastern wonder women would be stoned to death for not having a full cowl on.
>>77947729
This pacific islander Pocahontas is hot af. Muh dick.
>>77947527
That's pretty cool tho
>>77947753
10/10, would totally fuck.
>>77947776
Somebody learned how to draw from porn.
>>77947839
I agree with you, but I'm just saying: in the grand scheme of things, I wouldn't mind a black female superman as long as they're fighting for truth and justice and aren't burning down white villages and lobotomizing white men because "their privilege is unfair and should be taken from them."
I don't watch Superman for flash-in-the-pan political issues. I want to see them punching robots and saving people from burning buildings, ALL people. Even his enemies, because he does everything possible not to resort to killing.
>>77947796
Look at the tail. Lion.
>>77947897
>nonbinary lesbians
What does that even mean?
>>77947527
I like the idea but why does she have an ahnk on her vest?
>>77947796
What a funny and original concept anon.
>>77947786
>monkey
It's a lioness, man.
>>77947527
I like it.
>>77947839
I think people genderswapping characters simply do it for the fun of seeing how they could flip a character design into another direction while keeping the base theme. The problem, however, is when they fail horribly at it and it looks fugly or too busy. Most of the cringe art posted here is an attempt to make a character look different, meaning a body type not drawn very often or exaggerating different traits for the sake of being 'different', rather than actually wanting to make something that looks good to them. The result is a weird abomination that is similar to when your child comes back from college in a fursuit with a metrosexual pansexual boyfriend while claiming to be a fairykin.
>>77947786
Actually, its a lion tail.
>>77947806
I also love aus and those kind of shit that fans made, but what companies do these days is pretty patethic.
Also, there is a limit, headconing everyone as trans poc is just too unbeliavable to digest.
>>77947907
But superman is a masculine boy scout.
JUST MAKE A NEW CHARACTER.
>>77947924
I imagine that it means they 'don't subscribe' to 'male or female' but acknowledge that they have vaginas and that they want to screw other girls. I don't know man.
>>77947924
Who fucking knows ... shit tumblr invents...
>>77947806
>I honestly don't mind when characters get re-interpretations into different genders or races
>>>/tumblr/
>>77947820
Apparently Native American Indian isn't ethnic enough? Have to switch to something more exotic and trendy.
...almost like current dudes and ladies from the Internet haven't actually encountered NA Indians.
>>77947909he's right, you know
>>77947924
It means that they want to be special snowflakes.
>>77947956
Exactly, you are right.
Look for example this trans HP au - >>77947370 and compare with the one that I posted.
Rule 63 aus can be fun as hell, and the rule 63 threads on /co/ are the comfiest things, but people on tumblr make things look ugly or retardad on pourpose.
>>77947767
Moar?
>>77947924
Basically tumblr wants to be gay but also wants to erase gender, so they pretend that they're not mutually exclusive concepts.
>>77947806
what if gambit was black?
If anything that makes more sense than it currently does.
>>77947964
Again,I agree. I'm just saying to chillax. Getting angry like this makes us no better than tumblr and twitch and reddit, who fly off the handle if they so much as see a white male in a video game, or a white male lead in a movie.
We have to be the better website here.
>>77947993
They all use these words like is some kind of fucking spice, just casually dropping it here and there to see if it makes thedir shitty plate better somehow.
>>77947767
>s-stop sexualizing females
HYPOCRISY
>>77947527
This really shows that it isn't just completely irrational here (well it is for some). You can do cool shit by messing with race, it's just most don't and are terrible at drawing anyway
I'd even say that /co/ would be hyped for muscle black milf shonen adventures
>>77948047
I never really liked Gambit. He was the worst member of the justice league.
This is an alright thread.
>Black woman who turn into giant lioness is kind of cool.
This is absolutely something that needs to be a thing.
Black people already love DBZ so it wouldn't be hard to get an audience.
>>77947964
>Not wanting Supes as the perfect waifu
Spoted the fag.
>>77948076
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I SPILL THE BLOOD OF EVERY LAST GENDERQUEER ASEXUAL PANGALACTIC TRANSNIGGER CRIPPLEKIN OTHERGENGER ABINARYARYAN MUDSLIME KIKE!!!!
>>77948047
>what if gambit was black?
Marvel would've done some hamfisted hurricane katrina shit and he'd have gotten shipped with Rogue less, but with Storm more. Also he wouldn't be getting a movie.
>>77947690
>"I'll change an Asian character to black! That'll show those white people!"
>>77948027
>Femme Draco will never cast a curse on your dick.
>>77948102
Again, it's cool if fans do it. Companies need to MAKE NEW CHARACTERS.
>>77948141
>if I use chan lingo i'll fit in!
*tip*
Observing some of these pictures, I'm interested in how a "trans woman" character is illustrated as still having obvious masculine features in the face and hands. You would think the PC solution would just to draw an average female since, "that's what we are, just like any other woman." Other than making them look like defective girls.
>>77947370
Jesus, it's supposed to be lightingbolt, not fucking storm on forehead.
>>77947783
Pakistan is located in Asia.
>>77948196
See that is where tumblr gets weird about beauty. Things around characters are pretty but they have got to be obviously ugly. But it's not ugly as everything is beautiful and if you want t be trans woman with a rainbow beard then anyone who is confused is a shitlord
>>77948102
>muscle black milf shonen adventures
oh god, fuck you anon, now I'm sad that this will never happen
The show kind of disproved most of it.
This is the funniest part.
Most of these are completely innocuous, and a few are even pretty good.
>>77948138
Like even this one is just some fat chick saying "I wish a Disney Princess could have a fat friend/sidekick." Why would I be angry at that? Shit, the funny fat friend/sidekick is a staple character of western media.
>>77948195
New stuff doesn't sell and is a bigger risk.
>>77947335
I dont see the problem here. Co loves its brown girls and its thick girls.
>>77948102
>I'd even say that /co/ would be hyped for muscle black milf shonen adventures
>>77948284
Minus the milf part that's pretty much just Korra and look how that turned out.
>>77948312
So?
>>77948284
And if it did then it would likely be horrible forced tumblr shit with terrible art and about beating up the internet hacker squad goofy goobers
The only real hope is porn
>>77947909
>>77947930
I smell KFC.
>>77947527
Something like this shouldn't be posted here. Call it the waifu clause.
>>77948195canon character being genderswaped on the middle of the story is best fucko. Alternate universes with female version of the characters is also cool. Changing the current character for other woman on canon, isnt.
>>77948292
>ceteromantic
I can buy Garnet being not into romance since she's literally a couple but what the fuck is this?
>>77948345
That wasn't adventures, that was moping, relationship problems and nothing of interest happening
>>77948346
So companies aren't going to take that risk. It's all well and good to say they should make new stuff when it costs you nothing.
What does this even mean?
>>77948292
what does that mean dude
>>77948346
Companies exist to make money. Why should they make things that won't sell just to please your autism?
Nobody posted Black Hermoine yet? With the reasoning that they never describe her skin color in the book? They give her this MEGA afro!
>>77948354
Where at?
>>77948391
Welcome to shows driven by female characters and fanbases.
>>77948345
and ironically enough all milf characters in Korra were 20 times more interesting than the main cast
>>77948292
I've never heard of ceteromanticsm in my life, what the actual fuck is this
>>77948368
I would add to this that legacy characters are fine when they don't shit on the original.
>>77948413
Otherkin basically means they identify as that character/thing. I see it used as a spiritual kind of deal, but this isn't really spiritual. This is just saying "hurr durr this character is mine and me hurr duur"
the worst part is factkin; being kin with actual real life people
>>77947527
>has to change the monkey tail to a lion otherwise it would be racist
>>77948345
She has a shit ton of porn of her. So at least visually, it would appeal to this place. The story is other thing, and dont need to be tied with Korra, even more if it is DBZ.
>>77948413
it means they think they're a cartoon character in a human body
God fucking damn, I miss the days when even furries would laugh and cringe at otherkin, now people think ~hurr it's a real thing, people who think they're literally Naruto are normal people and not mentally ill~.
>>77948504
>not two-spirit
ONE JOB
>>77948404
That's not a problem though?
That doesn't mean you should fuck up existing characters, it just means you're SOL.
>>77948138
That exists, Charlotte is one of the best parts of Princess and the Frog.
>>77948195
>Companies need to MAKE NEW CHARACTERS.
Like Supergirl?
>>77948416
>autism
nice ad hominem.
>you won't answer my question wah
My point is not a financial one.
>>77948571
Does purrson just mean catbot/girl?
>>77948565
Yes. Like Supergirl.
Was that supposed to be a retort, or are you agreeing with me?
Poe's law, you know.
>>77948568
>My point is not a financial one.
That's your problem. Everything dealing with business is a financial point. They exist purely to increase shareholder wealth. Everything they do is related to how they can make more money. Any artistic value gained is a merely a side benefit.
>>77948608
That's cynical as fuck. It's a balance. Art is not wholly subservient profit.
>>77948292
I wish I could take all this tumblr language, give it physical form, and incinerate the fuck out of it.
>>77948723
>>77948742
I kind of would fug this fem Rick.
>>77948504
>Panromantic
I've never watched Pocahontas. Does she actually fuck any cooking equipment throughout the movie?
>>77948504
Where the fuck do they come up with this shit? They just take characters that aren't their own and slap their crazy personal baggage onto them.
>>77948690
I'm really not being cynical, it's just kind of an accepted fact. Now ideally making good art would make you more money, but that's clearly not how it works. Marketing and hype play into things. I'm not saying they need to disregard quality in general just for the sake of making headlines, but if that's what the market responds to then they have to do it because making money takes precedence. They do try to also tell good stories along the way but it is what it is. You just can't cut the money out of these discussions because it's the main reason publishers exist.
Bismillah, this is why people join isis.
>>77948006
I dunno what's so cringy about this. That's actually cute and seems like a nod to the magical girl stuff that inspired SU.
>>77948292
Ceteroromantic isn't even a WORD. I have to assume she misspelled Heteroromantic, which is still fucking stupid as a critical element of Pearl's backstory is that she is the fabled lesbillion.
trans boy kyle
>>77947729
>Not even SJW's give a fuck about Native Americans
>>77948435
>they never describe her skin color in the book
If it's true (i don't remember) then it's 100% fine
My friend after he read the books, and before the movies started to come out, imagined Dumbledore middle eastern looking
>>77948834
so what are the leading theories on tumblrs relationships with not being able to draw noses
another trans boy kyle. this time hes fatter than ever
>>77947897
>agender
>lesbians
Do they even realise what shit is falling out of their fucking mouths
>>77948819
I'm pretty sure they are just troll image.
>>77948473
Exactly this. Diversity sits better with me when it's a legacy character. As a few examples:
>John Stewart.
Works as a GL because he's different from the likes of Hal, Guy, or Kyle, and strikes me as one of the more level-headed of the human Lanterns, the straight man to a bunch of optimistic, hot-blooded goofballs. He's a stoic ex-marine architect who understands the ins and outs of a disciplined life, and also the creation of things.
>Jamie Reyes
Ted died, sure, but so did his predecessor, and a Latino kid in El Paso isn't a drastic change of ownership. Hell, I don't even think Dan Garret's appearance and powers/gadgets were ever consistent either. A kid with Kamen Rider powersuit stuff is a fresh take on the name.
>Steel
I'd consider Steel to be a legacy character, honestly one better than the other DAROS Superman pretenders, because he doesn't embody the looks or iconography of Kal-El. Sure he's got he S, but he embodies what Superman stood for despite having nothing in common powers-wise to any Kryptonian. He's just an older black man in a suit of powered armor who steps up and fights crime after Supes dies.
>>77948504
>>77948571
>>77948292
>>77947897
>Take any character you like(dislike)
>Say he/she preferer being refered as "they"
>Say '"they" is pansexual/panromantic
>Say is "non binary"
>If male is gay if female is lesbian
>>77948821
To use the film industry as an example, Terrence Malick make his masterpiece The Thin Red Line with baking from tons of major investors, almost purely because of his mastery of the art form.
He hadn't made a film in 20 years.
So I think for people like Grant Morrison, the publisher will value his skill over forcing him to pander.
Not neccesarily /co/, but I found this funny.
Ancillary Justice is an SJW Space Opera book series, and this is fan art that just traces over a Republic Officer and Clone Trooper from TCW and gives them androgynous brown people heads.
>>77948435
>>77948855
She's white on the book covers, which JKR approved.
i could post most of her shit so go check yourselves: http://communistsylveon.tumblr.com/tagged/gross+art/
shes got a few black fat trans south park characters in there, browse her south park tag i guess.
>>77948913
Isn't Temura Morrison sort of brown-skinned already as a Zealander? That makes NO sense.
>>77948895
>a Latino kid in El Paso isn't a drastic change of ownership
That is a pretty drastic change of ownership. The scarab was heavily retconned for a new minority teen character, after the death of a fan-favorite made it happen. If Blue Beetle came out today, /co/ would blast it for being tumblr pandering nonstop.
>>77948855
I think it is true but they also do mention the race of every person who isn't white, so it's debatable how much you can really pull from that. But it's interesting because books have that layer of visualization so you can do whatever you want with them.
>>77948936
death of the author senpai, it wasn't there in the text
>>77948908
*backing
whoops
>>77948138
>what people like me go through
The only thing this bitch goes through is 3 pizzas a day
>>77948895
>>77948949
I think since Ted was going to die regardless of whether they made a new character for the legacy that it's not really a pandering thing. Just Giffen being Giffen and doing weird cosmic shit as usual.
>>77948944
I don't care much for the trans and gay headcaons but black? the whole point of south park is that it's a whitebread town.
>>77947767
Hi Cars
>>77948957
>death of the author
I don't like this meme
>>77948435
I just didnt posted it yet, because most fanart that I searched was pretty good, and I need sometgin shit for this thread.
>>77948987
They even have Token black to drive the point home lel.
>>77947685
hahahahaha
This is fake right?
>>77948982
Actual motives don't matter and you know it, Anon. A character died and their name was given to a minority teen with a gimmick and heavy retcons to make them more special. That's everything /co/ hates.
>>77947685
the only problem is that it's shit quality wise. I don't see any tumblr politics attributed to it.
>This trigger /co/
>>77949052
I thought we liked Jamie. He was cool.
>>77949040
That would make the cast's constantly undermining Dipper's machismo a lot more sinister.
>>77949020
I haven't seen neither of these artists drawing Token. One of them does draw Nichole sometimes though.
Trans Rick
Artist draws a lot of people puking and holding there vomit
>>77947928
Something something Egypt probably
>>77949071
but Duella Dent is a dogshit noncharacter.
Any comic reader worth their salt would stay far away from any stories involving her.
>>77948984
Oh fuck I know this artist too.
>>77949078
We do. I'm saying that /co/ today and in this thread is a bunch of paranoid morons who would hate a bunch of their favorite characters for the reasons they give as to why new ones suck.
What is this obsession with trannies? I mean I guess I feel bad for them what with their debilitating mental illness and all but shit they're like less than 1% of the population
>>77948908
Well the thing with Morrison is that he includes legitimate diversity without being told to do it so there's no pressure on him to force it in for the sake of pandering anyway.
But when we're talking about the average creators whose output has to sell decently in the meantime between releases from the big names those are the ones where you'll get the forced pandering stuff. And that's just the nature of the beast. They have to find ways to push that mediocrity to make money there too.
>>77949080
I meant the show.
>>77949080
wasn't Token's introductory episode about wealth priviledge? How Token was black but he was also the wealthiest motherfucker in the fucking town?
Maybe tumblr doesn't like Token because he shows that the only priveledge that mattes is money.
>>77949117
/co/ today would find a way to hate early Runaways. /co/ today is shit.
>>77948316
Not anymore, because now we're so butthurt about political correctness and people putting what appears to be effort into "representation", anything female and/or nonwhite is cringey.
>>77949123
u right u right
It's a sad state of affairs really.
>>77949146
Gertrude Yorkes would break /co/ in half.
>>77947684
Steven is...
>straight
>white
>male
But he's anti-cis...
>>77949157
Support what you like and hang on to survive until the next gimmick starts. Companies have always been doing dumb shit for headlines. Press stopped reacting to major character "death" so they had to start going with the pandering. Eventually the press will stop reacting to that too.
>>77947961>implying this isn't canon
>>77949164
All this does is give me a boner.
>>77949211
>tumblr hates trans men
>tumblr says steven's a transgirl because he wore a dress one time
>>77949211
Makes sense. He's just missing his own webcomic.
>>77949211
Half of tumblr doesn't actually believe that shit, "down with cis" is a meme there based on this story where some guy claimed he was bullied by a bus full of trans wearing "down with cis" shirts and that's why trans people are oppressive.
>>77949164
>cringe thread
>posts hot girl doing a cosplay
i don get it anon
>>77949165
Admittedly, Native Americans did have their own particular views about trans members of the tribe, as I recall, but that is still way too many fucking descriptors. People need too many specific categories these days. I feel like that only makes it easier to offend people by mistake while obscuring clarity.
>>77949272
you know at least it's better than "die cis scum"
>>77947370
Did someone cum on her forehead?
>>77947527
I want to know what that hair would look like if it went super saiyan.
>>77948571
>purrson
Okay, this absolutely must be a joke.
>>77947897
Remove the agender statement and remove the term 'nonbinary' and you have a correct statement.
>>77949288
It's special snowflake shit, using plain language to describe things isn't unique enough for them.
>>77949291
Yeah they don't really say that anymore either.
>>77948723
>Celestial Emissary
>>77947741
>>77947753
First one looks like shit. Second one looks fuckable.
>>77949328
...You know, now I'm really curious what happens when a 'fro gets charged with fighting spirit, too. Does it spike up? Does it contract? Does it expand?
Afro Samurai probably answered this at some point, but I don't remember.
Ok, this is all that I have.
Someone find some other shit please.
THre must be some bad OCs there.
>>77949288
>I feel like that only makes it easier to offend people by mistake while obscuring clarity.
The label are just here to show how special you are, the more you have the more special you are.
>>77949071
This girl is so hot, that its almost hurt.
>>77949417
That's a fuck boi son!
>>77949353
>>77948292
>>77947684
>>77947406
>tfw when they'll show Steven in a future as a hot manly hunk
>tfw they'll show Rose without the dress and she's nothing but muscle
All the sjw screaming, I can almost already hear them
>>77948723
The tumblr Rick & Morty fandom is fucking terrifying
>>77949454
What's the cringe about doing alt fanart where an ancient Greek character is ancient Egyptian?
>>77947786
>Also what's with the fucking ahnk?
>WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHIIEEET
>>77949506
Oh God I want this so bad!
>>77948141
>yfw you prefer Batwoman and Superman
It hurts
>>77949516
>tumblr fandoms are terrifying
FTFY
>>77949391
Maybe something like this, but with more hair
>>77949516
that's not hitting the surface of RandM's fandom madness. There's ricksonas as well.
>>77949560
Batwoman would be a terrible partner.
>>77949454
the only bad part here is that the thicker eye makeup isn't as hot on her as the simple eyeliner
>>77949525
tumblr black
>>77949577
This could totally be alt universe r&m in an episode though
>>77949560
shit taste, Supergal is best gal
>>77949577
Weeeeeeeell somewhere on the multiverse of Rick and Morty this exist.
>>77948504
Non-binary isn't one word
>>77948984
>>77949115
The art in itself is better (well, only by a very small margin of course) once you disassociate with with trannies and SP.
>>77947335
>thick brown raven
I'd hit it like my life depended on it.
FREE SHIT
Here's a game for you:
pick a cartoon or comic
visit tumblr
enter your choice into the search bar
scroll down until you want to vomit
share with the class
eh?
>>77948834
>not trans nigger kyle
tumblr isn't even trying
>>77949668
maybe with a spiked baseball bat
the one drawn in OP is fucking disgusting
>>77949698
i'm browsing the moral orel tag
found jerry smith x clay yaois
>>77949754
holy shit
>>77949543
of course you do, kiddo
>>77949785
Hamburger Pants? Is that you?
>>77947406
Markiplier?
>>77949786
/pol/ please leave
>>77949862
Everyone just leave.
>>77949754
>>77949772
ok thats it found the winner
>>77948872
jesus fucking christ I wasn't ready for this
this one in particular made me turn physically ill
>>77947527
What happens when she goes super sayjin?
shit Id watch that.
>>77949698
TLA is mostly safe, it's with korra that things get fucked up
this was the weirdest I could find
>>77949506
We've seen Rose's naked arms, and we've seen Jasper's arms.They're nothing alike, bitch is a fatso.
>>77949937
Cringe? That's fucking hilarious, anon.
>>77950004
that cape's kinda rad
but yeah, changing the race is pretty retarded
>>77949454
My dick is transcending dimensions right now.
>>77949040
Gee tumblr, TWO trannies?
>>77948141
best taste
>>77948292
by tumblrs fucked terminology this is still a shit headcannon
garnet would be demiromantic
amethyst should be agender panromantic
pearl straight up wants some puss
out-tumblred tumblr
>>77950079
Nah, Garnet is 100% not into anyone, there's a whole episode about it.
>>77948292
I hope I'll never ever catch someone unironically spell one of these words in front of me.
