Are Minions still popular
Found this gem yesterday. Don't know why it's Storm, but whatever.
>minion with tits
>>77940170
>Are Minions still popular
I don't know, but they're just as insufferable now as they were when Despicable Me 2 came out.
>>77940170
>Mother: A feat roughly 99% of females are capable of.
>Works 24 hours a day: On call and working are two seperate things.
>[Meaningless list of professions]
>[Meaningless list of other things] And you bet your ass they get sick days.
I find this drivel to be more pathetic than the forced minion thing.
>>77940560
>she doesn't get a holiday
?
>>77940533
Also I think her husband is the real ATM here if she's getting paid in hugs and kisses.
>mom gets endless praise for shit you learn to do by the time you're 15
>dad gets nothing for having an actual job
>>77940929
>he has a dad
FUCK OFF NORMIE
>>77940855
To be fair, a large purportion of children now a days are born out of wedlock.
Although, that generally just makes the state, and thusly every tax-payer, the ATM. Because with all the well-fare programs added up, they can pull in $60k a year.
>>77940170
>moms are the REAL heroes
Needs moar Hitler quotes.
>>77942187
How about Charles Manson quotes?
>>77940560
How did this happen?
Post more /pol/ ones.
>>77940170
>she is an alarm clock
>>77942444
That she wakes you up on time?
>>77942444
>>77940947
>not having a dad
>being black
I honestly don't get why the minions are even there. It's just random internet pastas, the kind that your mom who doesn't know any better keeps reposting, but with a yellow mascot slapped on it.
>>77940170
>minion for now reason
>white middle class problems
>shitty jpeg compression artifacts everywhere
there it is
>>77940170
I doubt black people would like to be called minion and have a white master.
but what would you call it a Nigion? to they kek yellow minions?
>>77940533
why do you hate your mom?
>>77940600
>People will actually try this
>some journalist who got stuck writing a column she knows nothing about will suggest this to the readers
>>77942444
It means you're stupid.
>>77942326
this happened on the m50 outside of dublin didnt it
>>77943193
She's a manipulative bitch.
![1418350305187[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ENkNJp8.jpg "1418350305187[1].jpg")
>mfw someone says housewife is a job
>>77942394
Hmm....
>>77943220
>People will actually try this
>some journalist who got stuck writing a column she knows nothing about will suggest this to the readers
Why contain it? Let it spill over the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets.
>>77940191
It's going to happen in the next film.
People are going to complain about a lack of "female" Minions and the studio's just gonna slap tits/eyelashes/bows on one of them.
>>77942326
>so this is how it ends
>>77944508
>People are going to complain
Some people already did.
>>77944549
I'm not surprised.
I'm reading a few articles here and the complaints are - while a bit sensitive - legitimate. I haven't seen any of this franchise aside from the first film (which I watched with Dad and we both loved it).
Reading descriptions of the "Minons" film just sounds like what happens after a franchise goes on for too long: The attention is on the most marketable characters. Attempts to make a cast more diverse by introducing new characters fall on their face. Lazy writing relies on already done jokes/slapstick/cliches to pad out the film. Etc.
So Scarlett was the only female character in the film and she's placed on a pedestal as "the first female supervillain". I get that they want to empower girls, but that's not really the way to go about it, imo. Again, I haven't seen the film so take what I say with a grain of salt.
Wanting female Minions isn't too much to ask, imo, but the best thing the studio could have done was to make the Minions actually genderless and provide a cast of ambiguous voices/names. But whatever.
I spent too long writing this.
>>77942326
damn, Kevin just cannot hold his liquor.
>>77943790
Within 6 weeks.
>>77944541
I've seen this one be unironically posted by a middle aged woman on Facebook.
>>77945185
>>77943220Peggy did nothing wrong
>>77942222
>no forehead swastika
one job motherfucker
Commencing dump
>>77945038
>knowing their names
>>77946447
>not knowing the upright, morally superior leadership of Kevin
>not knowing the sweet musical talent of Stuart
>not knowing the generous kindness of Bob
>>77946547
Too on the nose.
it burns
>>77946480
If that isn't for weed, I'm disappointed.
>>77946524
>someone saved my Throbbing Gristle edit
I regret not using Slug Bait lyrics instead, though.
>>77946613
Grandparents eat this shit up.
>>77940170
>Fathers get shit on yet again
>>77940170
I love laughing at everyone who hates the minions and think they're the spawn of satan.
stay salty my friends.
>>77942326
>"OH MAN, I'M A MEME!"
minions are cute as fuck
that's all folks
>>77946620
A vape is for smoking weed without tobacco, so yes.
>>77943784
>mfw no one says NEET is a job
>>77946640
Is that out of The Conspiracy Against Humanity?
>>77947188
It's from True Detective.
>>77946480
That's some mad tech skills right here.
>>77940929
>moms don't have jobs
How long have you been sleeping under a rock? My mother worked and raised me while my dad sat on his ass.
>>77947132
>one of the Es is for Employment
>>77940550
you made my day. good work.
>>77946613
>I have a proffessor who's fb profile is this.
>>77942444
>>77942326
>>77940929
>mom has to wipe your NEET ass until you're 30
>dad at least has the sweet release of eight hours of manual labor to briefly forget about his failure of a son
>>77952227
fucking why
