What can't Batman do?
Have a good movie.
>>77938658
Have living parents
>>77938686
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>>77938658
stop being Batman.
>>77938658
lose to Superman
stop or prevent crime
stop or prevent supervillains
>>77938658
Treat those close to him nicely
>>77938658
Kill a clown.
>>77938748
>>77938773
Bruce isn't Batman silly
>>77938658
Whatever a spider can
Stop people online from claiming he could beat anyone, anywhere, anytime, under any and all circumstance.
>>77938658
Live happily ever after apparently.
>>77938773
Do you think it's the Tyrone Power version?
Also, Alfred, Dick, and Tim could probably appreciate the movie... but what about Damian?
>>77939214
Why wouldn't he?
A lot of people like old movies, regardless of their age.
>>77938658
Probably cook.
Which is why he needs Alfred.
>>77938658
have a serious significant other
>>77939237
Yep. He can't cook.
>>77939231
Mostly I was thinking on it because he seems to look down on pretty much everything he encounters.
Operate a washing machine.
>>77938658
End crime.
>>77939283
Hue, I guess hecouldn't stand the heat, so he had to get out of the kitchen.
>>77938658
Save Jason.
>>77938658
Stop. Ever.Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader? is one of the most powerful Batman stories, and maybe even one of the most powerful comics, ever written.
Stop. Ever.Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader? is one of the most powerful Batman stories, and maybe even one of the most powerful comics, ever written.
>>77938658
Sell more toys than Spider-Man.
Act.
something something dead parents
>>77939231
To be fair, he looks pretty bored in that panel.
Abandon Gotham.
>>77939392
but he does in Arkham Knight
>>77938671
The Dark Knight is by far the best movie in the superhero subgenre.
Cry more notmuhbatman faggot.
>>77941309
>Tim Burton's Batman is by far the best movie in the superhero subgenre.
Fixed that for you
>>77941309
>>77941335
>Watchmen is by far the best movie in the superhero subgenre.
Fixed that for both of you.
>>77941335
Tell me what Burton's Batman does whats so special in cinema. Tell me how any of those characters short of Keaton's Bruce has depth.
>>77941306
>not canon
>>77941335
Don't be ridiculous.
>>77941401
>Snyder movie
>good at anything but boring people
save his parents
>>77939993
Why didn't Clark save him?
>>77941335
shit taste senpai even for a pretentious hipster
>>77941479
What is actually happening, there?
Beat a Superman who's actually trying.
>>77944437
Which is something he's even admitted.
>>77938877
Why is Bruce Wayne and some kid cosplaying Batman and Robin?
>>77938773
Wheres Jason
>>77944528
The costume doesn't even look realistic what a bunch of nerds
>>77938658
Be a consistently good character
>>77938658
kill his parents
>>77944749
dead
>>77946776
EDGY
