Just a reminder that Superman is the kind of guy who unironically puts ketchup on a steak.
Maybe it's part of his tactless rube persona.
Lois has no excuse, who the fuck says Catsup?
>>77918275
Metropolitans.
It could be worse
Lois looks cute in that blouse
Do people who spell it as "catsup" pronounce it that way or do they pronounce it like "ketchup"?
It's part of the act. Clark has super tastebuds, he knows exactly how much he's ruining that steak. He can taste every molecule of that ketchup. But he'll grin and bear it.
>>77918342
>not having a fat, juicy, well-done steak
>>77918342
>well done
>>77918366
>juicy
>well-done
pick one.
>>77918366
>well-done
>juicy
>>77918342
>Having an attitude about having bad taste
>>77918366
>Well Done
>Juicy
>>77918364
Tastebuds of steel
I hate steak. it's a flavorless slab of meat.
>>77918364
Or maybe Clark's alien tastebuds actually like ketchup on his steak?
>>77918435
>it's a flavorless slab of meat.
>he eats shoes and calls them meat
>>77918256
>Just a reminder that Superman is the kind of guy who unironically puts ketchup on a steak.
I bet you refrigerate your ketchup like a common heathen.
>Ketchup
>Not a good dignified classy sauce
>>77918394
>>77918398
>>77918410
>never had a well-done steak that was juicy
Where do you have your steaks? Do you not know how to make your own?
Why are steaks serious business?
By the way, I like mine bloody.
>>77918464
Heinz says to refrigerate after opening, you double heathen.
>>77918512
Why aren't they?
I didn't get to have red meat even just a little pink until I left home, my god. It opened my world.
>>77918342
So which is it?
>>77918560
He's got the right idea.
Pink.
>>77918560
med. rare if done accurately is perfect for my taste. pink, maybe a hint of red in the middle, but mostly pink. in the US unfortunately most stake houses even will cook it about twice what you order and med. rare ends up well done, and well done ends up hockey puck. doing it yourself if best, but you know, everyone makes mistakes.
>eating red meat
Hello, colon cancer.
>>77918435
Sounds like you've been getting shitty steak, son. Have you ever tried going to an actual butcher? Or at least a market?
>>77918342
Clearly he should have ordered it blue seared.
>>77918701
Moderation faggot, do you practice it?
>>77918701
humans come with a 5% base chance of colon cancer, regular red meat consumption increases it to 6%
smoking increases lung cancer chances by 2000%
>>77918701
Joke's on you, pal, my family history already says I'm going to be getting ass cancer
>>77918512
I don't even know, but what I do know is that steakfags are the most obnoxious of all foodies.
>eating meat
LITERALLY worse than Hitler.
>>77918701
Everyone's bound to die of or with cancer anyway. Might as well enjoy yourself.
>>77918364
Shouldn't his act make him look more like a Kansas farmboy and less like small child that lives in a city?
>>77918256
He was raised on a farm in the midwest. There are 2 condiments midwesterners put on everything: ketchup and mayo.
Lois, as usual, is being a cunt because she hates herself and must judge others to inflate her self-esteem. She can't shut the fuck up and eat, she has to position herself above her colleague.
>>77918881
What are you gonna do about it? Nothing, because you are a weak little bitch baby from lack of protein. Meanwhile, every animal I kill makes me stronger.
>>77919007
>eating animals
>when humans are tastier
Why have a steak when I can have a triple cheeseburger from McDonalds? It just doesn't add up. Steak=1, Triple=3, 3>1! The math makes perfect sense uless you make a misteak.
>>77918793
Most people don't and the new health recommendations for weekly amount of processed/red meat is pretty limited, it's something like a mere pound or half a kilo per week which comes to like, two or three meat balls per day and that's it.
>>77919006
I bet you put ketchup on steak AND hot dogs
>>77919027
>implying humans aren't animals
>>77918484
It is literally less juicy and less flavourful. It's straight up fact. You may prefer it that way, but the anons are right. Rarer steaks are juicier.
>>77919037
>two or three meat balls per day
>trying to take away my footlong meatball sub with old english cheese, lettuce, tomato, jalapenos, capsicum, and garlic sauce
>>77918435
The only way anyone could actually think this is if they've been eating shit steak
>>77918256
>>77918256
more like just a reminder lois used to be cute as fuck
>>77919064
>Rarer steaks are juicier
il order one raw next time
for maximum juice
or maybe steak soup
raw steak floating in the juices of other lesser steaks
>>77919083
I know you're being sarcastic but beef carpaccio is delicious.
Also I didn't specify that juicier is always better. I just said rarer = juicier, which is true. The other person (was it you?) seemed to be arguing against that fact.
Generally people like a balance of juiciness and doneness, with most "food people" and chefs preferring rare to medium rare but that doesn't mean that's the "right" way.
>>77919037
So ~2 meals per week primarily consisting of red meat. Sounds totally reasonable and that's pretty much what I do.
>>77919130
I've recently fallen in love with lentils and beans.
Just put them in fucking everything (instead of/in addition to meat). Just shame about the farts.
>>77919041
I put mayo on hotdogs.
>>77919224
I put it on hamburgers.
>>77918512
Man, what y'all like is your thing and I respect that, but I see so many people bashing well-done steak.
God forbid I want to bite into my food and not have blood pouring from my mouth.
>>77918512
>Why are steaks serious business?
They're delicious, expensive, and easy to fuck up if you cook them wrong so there's a lot on the line.
>>77918881
but Hitler killer jews AND ate meat.
>>77919369
>expensive
Maybe if you live in a place without lots of cows they are.
>>77918560
Don't you get it? IT MEANS THE DIVERGENT POINT BETWEEN REGULAR DCU AND KINGDOM COME DCU IS BRUCE'S TASTE IN STEAK.
By preferring medium, Bruce set off a butterfly effect that caused the JSA to return instead of staying permanently disbanded after Zero Hour.
>>77919434
Are you trying to bloviate based on bovine proximity?
>>77919083
Go to a nice steakhouse like Morton's and order a steak blue rare. You'll kick yourself in the ass for ever believing well-done was a "juicy" steak.
>>77919083
>raw steak floating in the juices of other lesser steaks
take out the raw part and that's basically what Au jus is.
>>77918342
>>77918560
my interpretation is that Bruce orders it Well Done cause he doesn't trust the restaurant to do it right otherwise
>>77919866
Or, get this, that's just how he likes it. Taste is subjective, I can't stand green beans, they trigger my gag reflex, but my parents love them.
>>77919083
see you're being sarcastic but blue rare is GOAT
>>77919890
>Or, get this, that's just how he likes it.
Did you not look at that anon's post? He was replying to two posts that showed Kingdom Come Batman preferring well done and Azzarello's Batman (post-Infinite Crisis) preferring medium.
I think >>77919452 is the real answer.
>>77918256
The perfect ploy to disguise himself: would anyone suspect Superman puts ketchup on his steak?
>>77918560
what's this from?
>>77919943
Batman: Broken City, I think. I know for sure it was written by Azzarello cause there was a discussion between Batman and Crispus Allen about steak.
>>77919027
Sadly, they are not. Human meat tastes pretty terrible.
>>77919966
thanks
>>77918512
Because it's not like a burger where the biggest difference is where you're getting it from or what you put on it.
It's a slab of meat where the most control you have over it is how much you wanted it cooked so people go crazy over why their level of cooked is tastier than the level of cooked everyone else enjoys.
>>77919968
You're probably not cooking them properly or getting stale meate.
>>77920007
>why their level of cooked is tastier than the level of cooked everyone else enjoys.
Kind of like how manlet is whatever the poster's height is -1.
>work at a butcher shop
>literally every other person who comes in and isn't a regular has no idea what they're doing
>people asking us to make burger patties for them because they don't have any idea how to do it (i swear to God this happens at least once a day)
>idiots buying amazing cuts of meat and going off to season it to fuck and back instead of using simple seasoning and letting the meat speak for itself
>repeatedly been asked if we have any vegetarian stuff
>in a fucking butcher shop
kill me.at least there's always Fred steaks at Shaub's.
>>77918256
Back in the day, you put ketchup on your steak. It was very common up until the 60s--- when people started learning not to cook them past "well done".
It was still common to see men of all ages putting ketchup on their steaks in the 70s. Even "fine steakhouses" would have ketchup on hand for its diners. These days, its all A1 or Heinz 57.
>>77920090
>when people started learning not to cook them past "well done".
There was a time when that happened?!
>>77919946
Also there was this:
http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=2121
>Katie West: Well done steak? Really?
>Warren Ellis: Yes. Because MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE UNTIL IT NO CRY ANY MORE THEN EAT IT DEAD
>>77919391
Hitler was a vegetarian.
>>77920152
Isn't that a myth?
>>77920152
The fuck is a hitler?
>>77920126
Every story he tells turns to gold.
>that long-ass story about talking to Alan Moore on the phone
>"I've just found a cave under my house. It's a magic cave. I can never sell my house now. Not everyone wants a magic cave under their house."
>>77919968
That's BS. Humans taste like pig. So you just need to prepare them like pig meat.
>>77920152
no wonder he was so angry.
>>77920115
The 20th century USA sucked if you like good food. US government taught all of the house wives that any meat that wasn't "well done" could kill their little Jimmy and Jane and make their husband very sick. Fish, Steak, Pork, Chicken, Tofu--- didn't matter. Cook it until it was well crisped. That's why everything got either ketchup or mayo or mustard dumped on it--- they cooked the taste right out of whatever they were cooking.
To do "home cooking", all the resteraunts and diners cooked their meat the same way.
But slowly, the fear that if the cook didn't incinerate every molecule of the meat made its way through the US mainstream mind, and with the fear of meat killing you removed, people drifted to less near burnt forms of cooking steak.
And if you want to know why grilling is so popular--- it was the only time you'd eat meat that wasn't nearly burnt to death. That was why it was so tasty, and why grilling became so popular. In fact, it helped drive the "nearly burnt" movement away. Why go out to an expensive resteraunt when you could stay home and grill something tasty? So the diners and resteraunts had to compete, and they started doing more varied cooking.
>>77920224
The meth may have also contributed.
Well, guess I'm busting out the grill tomorrow.
>>77918342
I take this more as a sign that Waid's taste in steak is shit
>>77919866
I have actually gotten to this point where no restaurants in my area can make a good steak, so I've just given up and settled for well done. I'm too broke and too pussy to do anything about it.
Bruce really should have no excuse.
>77918342
Beef Bourguignon with ketchup is Clark's favorite food both pre and post crisis.
>>77919946
and this is why i do not take my cooking advice from comic book writers
>>77919434
they're still pretty expensive if you live in a place with lots of cows. This isn't something you eat every day.
>>77920065
>repeatedly been asked if we have any vegetarian stuff
>in a fucking butcher shop
>>77919369
Easy to cook it was the first thing I learned
Throw it on the heat for 5 minutes flip 5 minutes again and it's done it's perfect taste exactly the same as 50 dollar steak from a restaurant
I always wanted to try what I came to know as rich people food
I'm poor so grew up on everything microwave I have never tried steak or anything besides hamburger meat really
I like ketchup on a lot of food though so I understand why superman would like it that makes me happy he's got all that power and still eats like someone like me
>>77918256
My grandma does this. I'm guessing this is old people thing.
>>77920065
>>idiots buying amazing cuts of meat and going off to season it to fuck and back instead of using simple seasoning and letting the meat speak for itself
Sometimes when I get a really amazing piece of kangaroo meat, I don't even bother using seasoning. It's so flavorful of its own, and so juicy you can dip your potatoes in it afterwards.
>ketchup on anything
Worse than cancer.
>>77919890
I'm asking you politely, but firmly, to leave.
>>77919290
Order it medium then geez!
>>77919028
underrated post
