This guy sleeps in a racing car. Do YOU, /co/?
I sleep on a thin mattress on the floor ;_;
>>77826477
Just pretend that you're tough Spartan.
>>77826431
WOULD YOU... WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE GAS BY SHARING A CAR?
I sleep in a big bed.
By myself.
>>77826529
This. It hurts to have so much and no one to share it with.
>>77826431
I sleep in a big bed with my domestic partner.
>>77826529
Same.
>>77826477
I don't have a mattress I sleep on the floor with my waifu pillow with a blanket that I have to decide every night will cover my chest or my feet
>>77826529
>>77826569
I know that feel too, I just keep having fantasies with being to share it. i wouldn't say it's the biggest so that'd mean cuddling and shit,
>>77826650
I like to pretend that I own a big bed so my cat can sleep along side me.
She hasn't done that in years.
>>77826513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLrWFuueVqU
>>77826529
>get cold at night
> nobody to hug
>nobody to talk to in the morning
It hurts to live
>>77826756
>Not having a body pillow to hug
>Not talking to your waifu in the morning
I actually did when i was 6
>>77826477
So did Mark Zuckerberg till a month after he became billionaire.
>>77826756
Shouldn't you be used to this?I am
>>77826431
I sleep with your mom.
>>77826529
at least it's better than a small bed
>>77826431
I sleep WITH a racing car.
>>77826431
I sleep in a queen bed with my husband.
I sleep in a big queen size bed,in my dad's apartment.It gives me migraines.
>>77828748
fag
>>77828801
Didn't say I was a man.>>77828149
>>77828149
>>77826431
I sleep in a big boy bed with my girlfriend.
>>77828865
That's even gayer.
>>77826431
I sleep in a big bed with my waifu
I sleep on a bed of nails.
Without any milk.
>>77826431
old simpsons stream
http://movietme.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=27&Itemid=604
>>77829157
3/10 would not let my kids near
>>77826529
me too anon
maye we can share and have an even bigger bed, but we will be together (no homo, just bro)
I sleep with my dog
Spoken: Help the human's about to excape
Get Your Paws Off Me You Dirty Ape
(gasp) He Can Talk x3
I Can Sing!!!
Ooo Help Me Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Troy: What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy
Troy: I want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.
Chorus
Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Dr. Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before.
Chorus(2x)
I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my god, I was wrong.
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey
Yes, we finally made a monkey
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
I LOVE YOU, DR. ZAIUS!
>>77829301
>>77829324
literally best song and you cant prove me wrong
monorail is a close second
>>77829324
>sleep in a big bed by myself
>can hear roommate fucking his girl
>can hear her moans
>cry and fap myself to sleep
>>77829386
ask him to help a brother out and lend her to you
>>77829301
>Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
>Dr. Zaius: Of course you can.
>Troy: Well I couldn't before.
This will always be my favourite Simpsons joke ever
>>77829399
shes a fat whale
>>77826431
I sleep in a double bed with all my clean laundry and anime plushies
>>77829421
ew. youre jelly why kek
you could be balls deep in whale if you were willing to settle for whale too
>>77826431
I sleep on top a pile o' money, with many beautiful lady.
>>77829421
>>77829483
Fat girls are warmer to cuddle up to.
>>77826756
>Spend 8 hours in a loud office.
>Come home to a silent, empty house.
>'Oh, thank Christ, peace at last.'
>Cook and eat dinner alone.
>Watch TV alone.
>Go to bed alone.
>Wake up alone.
>Eat breakfast alone.
>Back at work again.
>Realize that I haven't spoken to another person since leaving the office the day prior.
>>77829621
get a cat and dog faggot
My bed's stuffed with newspapers...
>>77829227
>Have you noticed any change in Bart?
>New glasses?
>No. He looks like something might be disturbing him.
>Probably misses his old glasses.
>I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
>Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
>That's not what I meant.
>It was, Marge. Admit it.
>>77826839
Banned where I live.
>>77829791
Or a bird, they fall between dog and cat in temperament and can even talk back
>>77829791
Leaving a dog alone in the house for most of the day is a horribly cruel thing to do. Cats are for cunts.
>>77829966
making excuses for your inability to provide for anything other than yourself, manchild?
I sleep in a regular size bed with....
Myself.
Eh, throw it over the fence, let Arby's worry about it.
>>77830132
>regular size bed
Aren't you like 5' 4"? You should be sleeping in a doggy bed.
>>77830397
5'5, thank you.
So... lots of leg room.
I SLEEP IN A BED MADE OFTEARS AND FEARS
NOT MY OWN THO
>>77829227
>>77829227
>>77826839
I'm debating everyday getting a body pillow. But I'd only be able to bring it out and use it on very few occasions as I live with family.
>>77826529
>>77826569
>>77826650
>>77826756
>>77827139
>>77828782
>>77829386
>>77829621
>>77830132
>work full-time
>making bank
>able to afford top-quality computer
>able to afford top-quality phone
>able to afford 65mbps internet access
>torrent all music, movies, and games
>able to afford to eat at the pancake house whenever I want
>able to afford the gym so can get /fit/
>able to afford pollen/bedbug-free bed and pillows heets
>able to buy as many collectables as I want
>spend my free time working on my art
>spent my free time studying mathematics
>spend my free time studying computer science
>>77829227
>>77831795
It is nice having disposable income, I must admit.
>>77831795
>>77834188
>disposable
>income
Nigga I'm so poor I can only dream of one day having that 6 years from now
>>77834236
Trouble getting a job?
>>77831795
>work full-time
Ha, that's cute.
I sleep in a big bed.
With my dog.
Pic related, it's my dog.
>>77834311
You're a dick, Boco.
>>77829598
That's something a fat girl would say.
>>77834477
Hey, I said so sympathetically!
>>77834311
Trouble getting out of inherited debt and I'm in school while working
>>77834920
Keep at it, man. You'll make it.
>>77834236
Just give up like I did.
Fuck, I've slept on the street for a week or so at a time for the last couple years. I own a phone, a pair of pants, a pair of shoes, a sweater, and a jacket. That's it.
>>77835870
Wait... how are you posting then?
>>77834539
Or a guy who fucks fat girls.
>>77835944
>own a phone
>use open wifi
>>77826431
I sleep in a twin bed, on Friday and Saturday nights somewhat inebriated.
>>77834385
I work full-time and have disposable income.
But I prefer to invest most of that income on investing in my house.
I may be romantically alone, but I'm comfy and invested.
I live with my mother, jobless and just barely getting through college work
>>77829421
Low test
>>77836026
might as well be dead tbqh
>>77829236
>having children
>>77836034
dat fat donkey ass
>>77836099
Why, because "society" says that you need a significant other or a family to be happy?
>>77836130
And society's right.
>>77835976
Isn't starbucks closed by now?
>>77836180
McDonaldses m8
>>77836167
Society can go jump into traffic.
>>77836034
I would hit that so hard the shockwave moving through her fat would bounce back and throw me against the wall.
>>77836204
just like you will in your mid thirties
>>77826756
Nigga get a teddy bear, Worked for me when i started getting cold at night and wanted a hug after a long day,
>>77836034
>Dat Ass
>Look it up
>Fat girl who sings songs about being fat
Oh no thanks
>>77836230
Nah.
Fourties.
>>77836285
I'd still fuck her.
>>77836285
>Not wanting a little more booty to hold at night
also, how did you image search a webm?
>>77836285
>Sig about being fat
>encourages all girls to get fat
>no more skinny girls ever
>all sexy fats
yes plz
post more lardy ladies
>>77826431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acrZGc3rfg0#t=3m21s
>>77834477
>tfw you're so poor that even Boco burns you
>>77836398
>>77836347
>>77836331
>>77836319
How did this thread become a fat girls thread?I seriously want to know so I can turn other threads into fat girl threads. You can never have enough fat girls.
>>77836198
Lel enjoy sharing 5mbps with a bunch of poorfags
>>77836448
>mention anything fat girl related
>/fit/fags will ALWAYS feel the need to shitpost
>???
>profit
>>77836484
It's not like I've got any other options m8
I don't even sleep in a bed.
>>77836448I was just testing out a shitty webm I made like a minute ago....stupid last frame....
>>77836606
It was a nice webm.
WE WILL NEVER SLEEP
>started sleeping on the couch for 5 years
>realized that i haven't slept on my theraputic comfy as fuck mattress in 5 years
>decide to clean my room because i had a ton of shit in there
>spend thanksgiving cleaning
>i get it all nice and clean
>i vacuum, wipe the walls, and clean shit
>Friday I get a fucking 60 inch Smart TV and hang it on my wall for 200 dollars
>last night slept in my comfy bed for the first time in 5 years
It feels weird having a bed now. Like i'm used to waking up and having the light switch to my living room a few feet away but now i need to traverse the darkness to find the switch. It's quitespooky
All these sad /co/mrades...
I am sorry that you guys are so lonely.
>>77836331
not that guy but it in the post menu
I sleep in a hammock, sleeping in a hammock is like sleeping in he beard of God, I pity all of you who are bound to mattress slavery and I wish you a quick and painless death.
I actually feel like my life is mostly together correctly for the first time in a long time.
The biggest mistake I've made recently was procrastinating on the dishes.
>>77836347
Anon sexy fats are a rarity.
Regular Fats are not sexy.
And even then the sexy fats are rarely THAT fat.
>>77826529
you're not missing much. Falling asleep next to somebody is incredibly uncomfortable and nearly impossible.
It's best to hold eachother until one of you falls asleep (holding a sleeping woman does in fact feel wonderful, I've sat still for an hour just savoring it) then turning her over and going off to sleep in another room. Otherwise she'll wake you up in the night and vice versa.
Bitch don't hug me in the middle of the night, your feet are freezing and I was just starting to dream. She will think the same way.
>>77831324
just take off the cover. Bodypillows are so comfortable it's unreal, I used to have one now I have to use 3 pillows every night just to sleep
>>77837008
>this is what normalkeks actually believe
>>77837134
For me, it's nice for like 10 minutes....then I realize I don't know what the fuck to do with my other arm because it's just kind of there
>>77837167
Sorry, meant body pillow cover, or dakimakura. I have a body pillow with a regular orange pillow case but would love one with my favorite animu characterCentoreaon it. I'd have to hide it really well so my family doesn't find it.
>>77837335
Well then they're right.
>>77837791
>live alone
>I can have myIsabellehug pillow out in the open without care
>>77837618
yeah that's always annoying
>>77836526
have you suck cock for money anon
>>77838299
>>77837618
Sounds awful.
>>77834236
shit men my car seems to run on my hopes and dreams sometimes when i look at my gas meter
>>77837618
squeeze bobs
>>77838353
no, the arm that's NOT going over her
>>77837791
I always worry I'll drool all over my waifu's face during the night and she'll fade in the wash.
I live with my mother at 19.
Hopefully I can swing this nepotism thing and she can get me a job managing apartments like she does, because college is getting more and more boggy and unpleasant.
It's not even that hard, it just drags. More than anything else I've ever done.
It hurts to think you're a disappointment to those around you. It hurts more to know so.
>>77826477
>mattress
I sleep on a pile of laundry and use my backpack as a pillow.
I've been living in this apartment for over a year. I only have one bowl and it's a fucking sauce pot. Shaking my head at myself to be honest family
>>77836448Thick?!
>>77826431
Sleep in a small bed with my blind dog.
>>77831795
>unemployed
>still living very comfortably
Socialism rules.
>>77838726
chubby /ss/ is too good. at least i can finally fit in by having a degenerate fetish now. even if it is the most casual of the weird stuff.
>>77826839
the body pillow I want is 800 dollars and its just a sleeve.
What's the worst bed you've had /co/?
I had a $20 inflatable Walmart matress at university that happened to get a hole in it at the same time I had the worst stomach flu of my life.
>>77840350
The worst bed I've ever had was still decent, because I have the good sense to properly invest in something I'm going to be spending 1/3rd of my life in.
>>77839999
The quads speak of truth.
>Tfw
>Small and coisy apartment down town
>100/10mb internet
>Eat out every other day
>Spend every day with friends or playing video games
>All the time in the world to work on my art
>Sleep for as long as I want
All for free.
Being a bloodsucking man-child is the only way to live.
>>77838726
>>77840350
150$ Serta matress, it was okay for about a week. Then my room became a guest bedroom
Then NO ONE wanted to stay on the god damn bed.
also may have been haunted
Really need to get a new bed so that it won't creak when I turn over.
>>77830446
That seems like it'd be lumpy.
>>77840656
IT IS!
>>77831795
>free time
>breaks between being a full-time slave
>wasted on studying to be a pretentious nerd
Pick three
>>77826650
>>77826529
Cry me a river
>>77826431
> only one pillow
pleb
I have a small sliver of king size bed that's mine. Husband takes up some, baby takes up the rest, cat squeezes in at my feet.
It's not very comfy.Which is why I'm up at 4am on my phone, my neck is stiff
>>77826569
^
Rewards of the atheist
I dobut it doesn't have brakes
>>77831795
>People post about being lonely
>"HAHA YOU FAGGOTS I HAVE A GI-... Girl.."
>"W-WELL WHO CARES?"
>"I HAVE ALL THIS MONEY! HAHAH!"
>>77829849
What??? How? Why? Where?
>>77826431
I sleep in a big bed with mydog ;_;
