Which of the following would you take /co/? Only 1 allowed.
>Lantern Ring
>Speed Force
>Kryptonian Powers
>Martian Powers
>SHAZAM Magic
>Firestorm Matrix
>H.E.R.O. Dial
>Mjolnir
>Helmet of Fate
>Mother Box
>Quantum Bands
>Nova Helmet
>Mandarin Rings
>Omnitrix
>Symbiote
>TARDIS w/ Sonic ScrewdriverKamen Rider Belt
Speed Force.
>>77767339
The Dial no question
>>77767339
Speedforce or Quantum bands.
The rest are obsolete against them.
which one makes me not feel lonely anymore?
>>77767339
>Kryptonian Powers
Oh hell yeah.
>Lantern Ring
As long as I'm not fighting others, this would probably be one of the funnest to use.
>>77767376
GL ring when you go inside of it and create people who disappear moment you're not looking at them.
>>77767376
The one that gives you your waifu Anon.
So none of them.
Ok maybe Fate with his Magic.
Fuck /co/. Get justice
>>77767376
Symbiote
Have your own qt yandere waifu
>>77767436
Oh God Anon. Muh Dick
I would link that old Symbiote Tsundere Waifu thread, but unfortunately moe is kill.
I know you fuckers understand exactly what I'm talking about.
>>77767356
This,
>>77767339
Assuming i'd be the only super
Martian Powers
I'm not looking to make my presence known as an established villian or hero
Just trying to make life easier/better
>>77767339
Which Rider belt? Because as mediocre as Wizard was, I would take his belt without a second thought.
Plot Armor
None of you can hurt me.
>>77767574
That's what Wolverine thought, too.
>>77767372
Tardis and sonic screwdriver isn't, both have the perfect defence and offence. Tardis will always block intruders when it needs to and sonic screw driver will always turn off / manipulate technology / monsters when it needs to.
Come at me with speed force? I hop in the tardis and go to the otherside of the galaxy 2000 years ago, tardis blocks you from coming in before tardis completely dissappears. Come at me with quantum bands? Nigga I'll turn that shit off.
>>77767718
Martian powers could give you a run.
>go through walls
Maybe go through the TARDIS walls and get in
>invisible
Sneak in when you aren't expecting
>mind reading/mind control
Force you to come out
>turn into other people
Pretend to be your companion. Walk In.
>>77767339
Literally depends on who is writing me.
>Kryptonian Powers
If Elliot S! Maggin was writing me, with Mort Weisinger as EIC, Kryptonian Powers would literally make me The Capital-G god in disguise
>SHAZAM Magic
If Grant Morrison were writing me as the be all and end all of all magic AND as the avatar/champion of ONE (not the Johns multitude) wizard, this would make me near neigh unstoppable
>Helmet of Fate
>Mother Box
If King Jack was willing to work with Gardner Fox to co-write a melding of these two items with a 12th level Brainy equivalent Jimmy Olsen E2 technopath, probably the only thing that could stop me with be multiversally powerfully magic or a Superman Prime.
In any event, given all the writer options as stated above, I'd pick the last option because it would be the most Effing fun.
>>77767356
Damn, that was fast!!
>>77767339
Infinity gauntlet
>>77767339
Gotta go with Martian Powers. I need muh shapeshifting.
Helmet of Fate is magic shit right? That's probably more versatile, but I don't wanna deal with fighting elder gods or anything. Just let me turn into anyone I want and I'm good.
>>77767339
If I'm the Prime then Nova Helmet.
If not then easily speed force.
None of the above /co/mrades. None but this.
Pym Particles
>>77767339
Kryptonian powers definitely. I wanna live forever, and becoming a god over time sounds awesome.
GL ring is tempting though, so much you could do.
>>77767339
Kryptonian Powers
Magic is pretty rare in real life and being able to fly and subsist off of sunlight will make life easier.
>>77769194
>Magic is pretty rare in real life
>pretty rare
Mate if you can prove even a little bit of magic to me, I'll be your bestest friend.
Helm of fate
I'm going with SHAZAM Magic. Kryptonian powers are also tempting, but the Wisdom of Solomon is just too good to pick anything else.
>>77767339
>Kryptonian Powers
Does it include having incest with your cousin?
>>77769632
You're basically god, so if you want.
Why would someone chose Kryptonian powers when Martian powers are all of them + shape shifting, mind powers, phasing trough walls and extended life span?
>>77769831
>wants to be a green faggot over the greatest hero/God
???
>>77769863
You only get kryptonian powers or martian powers, they do not turn you into Martian Manhunter or superman.
Kryptonian powers or the helmet of fate.
Shazam Magic.
I enjoy fantasy more then Sci-Fi.
>>77767339
Pic related.
>>77767339
its THAT broken
>>77767339
Martian; no other choice.
>>77767376
Mother Box. Like, that shit literally mothers you and would go as far as to ping away your clinical depression.
Lantern Ring as long as there isn't the whole rainbow war thing going on.
Nova helmet's a pretty close second, and finally the symbiote, as long as it's not evil/insane.
The other ones can all take a hike.
>>77769831
Martian powers don't give you extended lifespan or kryptonian sleep, kryptonians also have a higher endurance and strength threshold and don't naturally look like disgusting xenos. Cool breath could also be pretty cozy to make random popsicles.
>>77767339
Speed force is tempting but the whole 'man whose world is a series of statues' is too monkey's paw for me. Gonna go with kryptonian powers
>>77768206
>If Grant Morrison were writing me as the be all and end all of all magic AND as the avatar/champion of ONE (not the Johns multitude) wizard, this would make me near neigh unstoppable
This is really importantr
>>77768301
It doesnt work outside his universe m8, is worthless here.
>>77769437
You're not going to be able to see even a little bit of magic until you can see all of it, man. I'm sorry but that's just how it works. You need to wait for the day that you're ready for it, and it's ready for you.
>>77767339
This isn't an optimal pick but it's the Dial because that is just massively the most fun one.
If you don't choose Martian's powers then you are utterly retarded as far as I'm concerned.
Why would you choose Kryptonian?
>>77767376
Symbiote or Mother Box.
>>77770356
who cares what you look like naturally? You can look like whatever you want whenever you want.
And I'd sacrifice some strength and endurance to have a ton of extra abilities that are way more impressive than ice breath and heat eyes.
martian > kryptonian
>>77770376
Arte we talking about actual magic or masturbating over made up symbols "magixk" like the shit Grant does?
>>77770411
But as a Kryptonian I get to breed with humans and live forever.
>>77770391
Because i want to incinerate people with heat vision.
>>77767339
>Kamen Rider belt
If there's one thing I've learned from Rider series it's that BEING a Rider is suffering that the main heroes take on to prevent anyone else from having to do the same.
I don't think I could accept that responsibility of my own free will.
But hell fucking yes give me that Speed Force.
>>77770359
That's Quicksilver's deal. The Speed Force connection allows the Flashes to adjust their perception and turn it on or off.
Basically "Speed Force" is all the advantages of super speed with none of the logical scientific drawbacks.
>>77770356
>don't give you extended lifespan
I thought that J'onn made to the 853rd century, tho.
>>77769437
Take lcd at Electric forest festival. Are we best friends now?
>>77770628
Let me be very clear about this, I want to live F O R E V E R.
>>77767339
I'll take a guyver unit
>>77770628
By merging his consciousness wit Mars itself, right? It's been a bit since I've read DC One Million so I may be misremembering.
>>77770643
>lcd
>>77767339
>Rider Belt
Do I get to choose which one?
>>77767339
Lantern Ring
>>77770530
Martian Vision, brah.
>>77770672
If you wanna get all technical and junk...
>>77770391
Martians aren't immortal
>>77770391
Don't Martians still have a weakness towards open flames
>>77770883
Depends what day it is
>>77767339
Two of these come with built-in immortality according to various Superman and MM writers. Why would I pick anything else?
>>77770530
Martians can do that too. Martians have EVERY SUPERPOWER.
>>77770645
Y O U N E V E R W I L L
Not even in fiction. God help us all if something me like you were immortal. Nobody's can or will ever live forever.
As for the options?
TARDIS and SS. I don't need to live forever as the TARDIS is literally impenetrable and can take me anywhere and anywhen in existence.
It also helps that the Time Lords have Tech that let's them solo literally everything in Comics short of true omnipotents.
>>77767339
Lantern Ring. It's not like I actually have supervillains to fight, so I'm just gonna go for the most fun. I've always wanted to fly through space.
>>77767339
Martian Powers or Helmet of fate, though I suspect the helm might need some disclosure.
>>77770625
Speed force all day.
>>77767718
>Come at me with speed force? I hop in the tardis
Nigga when did you think you'd have time to jump in the tardis when i can run faster than the speed of light? I would kill you before you even knew i was coming.
Lantern Ring, so long as I get to be part of the corps.
>>77769185
Can't speedforce make you live forever by outrunning death?
>>77767339
>No cosmic cube
>no infinity stones
Weak
>>77767372
The Helmet of Fate is arguably better, though there's the angry old wizard drawback.
>>77772698
you can't outrun death forever, non of the flashes have.
Even during the "raced him to the end of the universe scene" death was gaining on the flash. It's implied that eventually death will catch up to him
>>77772823
Nabu is an asshole. Fuck him and his stupid helmet.
>>77773257
>day scene in Final Crisis where Barry and Wally lead the Black Racer to Darkseid
>I come for all. Even YOU
Lantern Ring.
But more like Alan Scott's rather than Hal Jordan's.
>>77773320
love me some final crisis
>>77770376
This sounds like the magic is going to rape you..
>>77767339
SHAZAM magic
Fast as Flash, strong as Superman, wise as Batman. Durable as WW. Everything else is wrong.
>>77774152
If the Magic looks like this, would you really object /co/?
You'd put a ring on it so quickly. Imagine the kinky shit she'd do if you asked her.
>>77774211
I'm not tall enough for magic to be interested in me.
>>77767339
Kryptonian Powers
>>77774235
Magic has a height requirement now?
>>77767718
>Come at me with speed force? I hop in the tardis and go to the otherside of the galaxy 2000 years ago
>he doesn't know Speed Force allows time travel
>he doesn't think someone with the Speed Force can cross that distance in a few minutes
Sure thing f am
Martian powers are Kryptonian powers, including all the lesser known dumb ones. Plus psychic powers and shapeshifting.
>>77774235
>Implying she doesn't have a manlet fetish
She would wrap you up as a present and take you home Anon.
And she'd never let you leave. Ever.
Of course, you could pick the Helmet of Dr Fate and ask Nabu to use magic and turn you into a 10/10 Tall, Muscular Aryan qt.
It's Magic nigga, it exists to bypass the rules of reality. USE THAT SHIT!
>>77767339
if I get a lantern ring, what corp am I assigned to?
>>77774211
Yea but we all know damn well that is not how magic tends to rape people.
>>77767372
>The rest are obsolete against them.
It's not really a question of what's obsolete against them or not. In the real world, nobody has any powers so you just pick whatever looks like the most interesting.
I think I'd take the martian powers myself
>>77774279
Not him but IIRC Tardis travel is almost instantaneous.
The Doctor's (from the Show) TARDIS is a Model 40. Essentially a Model T - old and busted.
It's also canon that the reason it looks like a Police box is because it's Chameleon Circuit (Shapeshift Device) is broken.
The newer TARDIS's like the 101-105 are literally Omnipresent throughout all Space and Time.
The Doctor and his People fought Reality-Destroying Monster like the Chronovores on a Weekly-Basis.
I'm pretty sure they can handle a Speedster who makes Physics his bitch.
>>77774308
Sometimes it gets literal with it though, like that one issue of Fate where Jared gets it on with a waitress that winds up being the Lord of Chaos, Typhon.
>>77770394
A lonely anon does NOT need a Symbiote. That shit will definitely take control.
>>77774284
Martians have flame weakness, though. Kryptonians have no weaknesses in the real world.
>>77774408
And that time H'el raped Hulk. Also that time Lust possessed Powergirl.
That demon chick that tried to rape Damian.
>>77774444
Jesus
>>77774444
The same weakness to fire that absolutely everything everywhere has right now?
![[HELICOPTER NOISES].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XbBVvlo.jpg "[HELICOPTER NOISES].jpg")
>>77774444
Technically Scientists could create Red Sunlight Generators. - That weakness still exists in the real world.
If Kryptonian Powers work like they do in most Media, then Red Sunlight (in high enough conecntration) could drain you pretty quickly.
We'd just have to find a way to bait you into a trap, stick you under a red light while stuck in a room reinforced with diamond, and boom
Slowly, you become as weak as a human being.
If you have an exploitable weakness, comic nerds will tell everyone - fucking you over.
So yeah, don't Pick Kryptonian, Martian, or anything if their weakness carry over. The Real World would converge on your ass so quickly.
Pic Related is the way to go.
>>77774382
Flash once outran instant teleportation. Speedforce is so broken that Flashs pants are made of "goes fast".
>>77774382
Even if it was as fast as speed force, the thought process to even go into it and use it are not even close to as fast
>>77774716
I find it funny that the only thing more broken than Flash happens to be Zoom.
It's hilarious really. In terms of Speed/Reaction Times
Zoom >>>>>> Flash (Wally) > Barry >>>>>>>> Everyone else
I want this so I can take everyone down with me.
Speed force can do like 80% of that other shit, easy choice really
>>77770353
>>77770394
>mother box
>not lonely
>>77774872
Yeah, i'm pretty sure Flash could fire laserbeams out of his eyes if he just looks fast enough.
Speedforce is godhax.
>>77774872
Enjoy dying of old age.
>>77774739
That's definitely true.
It depends on whether or not the Doctor starts in his TARDIS.
It's shields are insane. It's survived being at the heart of a Supernova (The Runaway Bride Episode)
The later ones have weapons that can casually destroy Chronovores IIRC.
I haven't read the novels in a while.
>>77774946
After the first 200 years you'd get bored of living
>>77767339
Either Kryptonian powers or Martian powers for me.
>>77774989
..and you're basing this on?
Epic meem, friendo.
Enjoy dying old and alone, while I'm off exploring the universe.
>>77775029
After all your friends and family you grew up it would get dull.
But even Kryptonians don't live that long outside of One Million and Red Son. Superman is dead by the time the Legion of Superheroes is going in basically every continuity. I'm not sure why you think he's immortal.
>>77775102
Just be like me. Get a TARDIS and a few friends to be companions.
Time moves extremely slowly in it. So you and your friends will age, but you won't at the same time.
It's pretty much stocked with literally everything you guys would need, and it can create new space and rooms on command with enough free energy.
>>77775102
>After all your friends and family you grew up it would get dull.
>implying i couldn't use my super-brain to give others my powers
> I'm not sure why you think he's immortal.
>implying he's not
> implying
>>77767339
It's the hammer for me, and then space adventures!
>>77767339
Speed Force
Don't even have to read the rest.
>>77767339
>Speed Force
Speed Force
>>77767339
where the Power Cosmic at, brah?
>>77767339
Speedforce or Firestorm Matrix /co/?
>>77769932
sounds like work desu,
