Good evening owls of /co/,
Let's keep the blasphemy coming
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>>77760455
Hello Storyteller.
What in the absolute fuck am I looking at?
Actually, no. The real question is, how much tainted pot was involved in the creation of this?
>>77760515
BATTLE POPE!
First two issues should still be in the archive; for a certain weird value of 'bonus' you get drunk me, too
>>77760528
>>77760528
Yeah, they're at >>77742001
>>77760514
Oh, this is one of THOSE comics, eh? Not sure if want.
>>77760539
>>77760545
I;m not sure I want to look at that thread again in the sober light of day
>>77760455
Aw shit yeah, I missed last night's thread where this started.I'm Catholic bro so this will be interesting
>>77760550
It was quite entertaining.
>>77760558
It's pretty blasphemous but it's more in a silly way than a mean way
Saint Michael is really entertaining, too
>>77760578
oh noooo
>>77760547
Yes, one of those fun comics. Do you hate fun?
>>77760515
>tainted pot
I have no idea what you mean, and I'm pretty sure you don't either.
>>77760601
>>77760615
the trade has character design notes: Saint Michael here is kind of a cross between George Patton and George Liquor
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>>77760550
That is straight up a Cyberdemon.
>>77760609
One person's "fun" is another person's cringe. I prefer my parody to be less batshit, thank you.
>>77760642
so it's like 44 and rainy
I had to practically shove the dog outside earlier
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>>77760675
This isn't really batshit. Which is one of my gripes with this comic, I read it before and personally I didn't think it was offensive or bizarre enough to be entertaining out of sheer vulgarity or strangeness.
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>>77760730
Yeah that's the impression I get too. It's just a mishmash of silly tropes, I can't get offended at it.
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>>77760611
If you don't know, some... less "reputable" distributors tend to add non-standard ingredients to their product to give it an extra kick. Said ingredients can have various exotic effects, and can even be dangerous.
>>77760760
Oooh, the REKT thread has our favorite kawaii monster: >>77758994
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>>77760767
I know that, it's just this isn't really anything you'd need to be high to think of. "Dude, what if we made a comic about the pope where he shot demons and fucked bitches?" isn't that wild of an idea.
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>>77760558
You ever read The Devilers?
Where the Vatican assembles Religious Avengers, including a token athiest?
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>>77760851
HELL IS ENDLESS TELETUBBIES
>>77760861
Huh, I guess Pat Robertson was right about Tinky Winky.
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>>77760885
Wasn't he on the whole "Tinky-Winky is a representative of the homosexual lifestyle" jag?
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>>77760903
The worst bit about Teletubbies is that outside of a traditional Flan...never got a taste for custard
>>77760903
Yup!
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>>77760903
>Tinky-Winky
>Twinky
>Twink
Of course! He's promoting the homosexual agenda of buying Hostess products!
>>77760935
POPE, stop slut-shaming, you're a bigger reservoir of STDs
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>>77760924
Not even custard donuts?
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>>77760967
the best donuts are cake donuts, hnnng
>>77760885
Holy shit, I cannot fucking believe that people were freaking out about how the purple Teletubbie was allegedly gay. What in the fuck was THAT about?
>>77760949
But I thought the point was he's a terrible person who only gets away with shit because he's an action hero.
>>77760979
even early on Tony Moore had a gift for reaction faces
>>77761000
yeah, that's pretty much true
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>>77760717
>Hey babe, you got any Pope in ya?
>Maybe later!
Brenda was great. And so sexy too.
I wish there was rule 34 on her.
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>>77761051
So, any of you owls 1) go shopping 2) have to work this horrifying day?
>>77761061
No and no
I did literally nothing today
>>77761061
>>77761061
I went shopping with my mom, aunt and 90-year old Grandma, but we were just poking around some locally owned crafts stores, nothing serious
>go to see a movie with the family last night
>get out around 10:00pm
>mall is already packed with shoppers
Disgusting
>>77761061
Nope, and nope.
Reread Providence...if it weren't for the Avatar Press stigma - it would rank higher.
>>77761090
I slept in and read some books and watched some hockey
right now the Baylor game is on, I pity them playing in this shit
>>77761116
Opening shit thanksgiving night like that is gross
>>77761061
Planning on shopping tomorrow since a couple LCSs are having sales.
>>77760979
I think reactions work better horizontally.
>>77761132
>I slept in and read some books and watched some hockey
I imposed on my aunt and stayed an extra day because I didn't want to drive in the dark, whoops
I got a few comics I'd been meaning to check out read though, like Vision and Black Magick
>>77761132
so I think we're gonna read Parkerbolts when I get home
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>>77761195
Jennifer Garner Capital One ads are a curse upon humanity
>>77761214
>>77761061
>So, any of you owls 1) go shopping 2) have to work this horrifying day?
Nope. All I did today was watch three James Bond movies and decide I want y story to have a science fantasy setting.
Die Another Day fucking sucks, by the way. Tomorrow Never Dies is awesome though. It has Michelle Yeoh kicking ass, and Jonathan Pryce hamming it up like a beast! What's not to love?
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>>77761132
Yeah I have family in Lubbock and they're getting several inches of ice right now.
>>77761263
Panhandle/West Texas winter weather is in that sweet spot of "lol I hope u like ice" :(
>>77761234
You sir have excellent tastes.
James Bond movie marathons have been a staple of my family holidays since I was like ten years old
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>>77761288
well, no one's going to play any defense tonight, that's for sure
>>77761288
Brain gets smaller as he gets bigger? Like Maul from Wildcats?
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>>77761331
we need a fucking WildC.A.T.S. book like right now
I wonder if next solicits we'll get more new stuff
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>>77761403
There are a ton of awesome Renaissance Saint Michael paintings.
>>77761410
Rightfully so, St. Michael is a legit canonical badass.
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>>77761441
![wildcats v1 008 (1994) 33p [image]_021.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HJ0jXnd.jpg "wildcats v1 008 (1994) 33p [image]_021.jpg")
>>77761346
Maybe they need a gay couple to bring in the publicity. I nominate Cocaine Man and the Jolly Purple Giant.
>>77761285
>that scene where Elliot Carver talks to his goons about what catastrophes they've caused to make headlines
As he likes to say, "Delicious."
>>77761346
>we need a fucking WildC.A.T.S. book like right now
I don't think that's gonna happen. Besides, Warblade is evil and working for Harvest now for some stupid reason.
>>77761479
I think we can safely ignore everything related to Harvest and nothing of value will be lost
>>77761479
Harvest is still a thing?
>>77761508
well, that was very silly
Sunday night: Parkerbolts!
thanks for reading, hoot hoot
>>77761479
They need to stop trying to make Harvest a thing
>>77761508
I didn't even know Harvest was still being used. I figured they'd have swept him under the rug long ago.
>>77761525
Thanks OP!
>>77761479
I love that Eliot Carver is basically Ted Turner mixed with Steve Jobs as a moustache-twirling supervillain.
>>77761410
>>77761435
Wasn't there this action/horror movie about a bunch of angels assaulting a diner, and either Micheal or Gabriel chose to protect the woman pregnant with the Anti-Christ or something?
I feel that movie was doomed to fail since negative portrayals of Heaven are deeply frowned upon.
>>77761560
I think it was called Legion.
>>77761525
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
That was very strange, but slightly interesting.
>>77761583
Yeah that's Legion.
This was incredibly enjoyable. I got to agree with that one anon though, lucy's assistant needs more r34.
>>77761560
Yeah I saw that movie but I don't recall the name of it. Legion maybe?
It was also doomed to fail because outside of a couple creepy scenes at the beginning that the trailers all spoiled anyway it was pretty shitty
>>77761525
Thanks OP!
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>>77760717
>Pope flirting with demonic honeys
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>>77761609
Considering where we are, I can't help but imagine the Legion of Super-Heroes trying to kill a baby.
Which, now that I think of it, was more or less what happened in Lemire JLU. Huh.
>>77761278
poor demon girls.
>>77761751
speaking of legion of superheros we ever doin the threeboot run?
>>77762418
Eventually, we're just taking a break right now.
>>77761214
>Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Beautiful
>>77761403
I love his go-to insult of "pinko"
>>77760633
>halo is the source of an angel's power
Citation needed
>>77763546
[Battle Pope: Issue 3]
>>77763446
It's so outdated these days but it works perfectly for his grumpy self.
Also God likes to tease him for his homophobia.
>>77764565
>homophobia
?
pmub
