Will Cap finally lose his virginity in Civil War?
>>77747992
not before marriage
>>77747992
To Sharon Carter from what Evans was hinting about Steve's relationship with her.
But if he doesn’t lose it by Civil War he won't lose it for awhile.
>>77748262
>yfw Cap dies a virgin
>>77748262
>>77748012
>>77748381
Thankfully all of these problems are solved with the return of Bucky.
>>77747992
>implying Bucky didn't make sweet sweet sepia toned loving to Steve's scrawny ass before he got the super serum.
>>77747992
>mfw I realize I'm making the same face as the girl on the right when I looked at him
>>77748459
Does gay sex really count as losing your virginity?
>>77748497
Depending if you are on bottom or top
>>77748497
In the present yes. In the 40's, you don't mention it
>>77748505
Funnily enough, there's been a lot of recent stories of vets that lost their lovers in battle and publicly grieving about it, only to have their squadmates not only console them but tell them that if they need to talk about the loss and butt stuff in general that they're free to do so with them.
>>77747992
He better fucking not, my husbando must remain pure till he dies.
>>77748497
mydadis bi and considers that everyone has both a straight and a gay virginity that can be lost in separate acts
>>77748502
I bet Steve bottomed several times to Bucky when he was small and sick. Now, after 70 years, he can finally penetrate Bucky.
I've noticed that Eastern Hemisphere/night time /co/ is a lot gayer than Western Hemisphere/Daytime /co/.
Odd.
>>77748564
You should do a study about it, sounds interesting.
>>77748497
>does having sex count as having sex
>>77747992
>inb4 "Here lies Cap. He never scored."
>>77747992
>implying he didn't lose it in the cold army nights when he cuddled with Bucky in his tent
If Cap loses his virginity I'm expecting a repeat of what happened when that goth vampire chick from the shitty Adam Sandler movie got married. A collective "REEEEEEEE, not pure anymore, not waifu material."
>>77748544
Is your dad attractive?
>>77749360
Faizura Balk?
>>77749409
Nah, the animated one.
>>77749417
Eight Crazy Nights? I should dig that out of storage, haven't seen it in a decade
>>77749429
Hotel Transylvania, where Dracula has a daughter.
Adam Sandler plays Dracula.
>>77747992
70 years of backed-up spooge
When he goes off it'll be like watching Old Faithful erupt.
>>77748564
>europeans are gayer than repressed americans
who knew
>>77749664
I don't think he would have a huge backed up reservoir. He probably has wet dreams when he has a particularly vivid dream about freedom.
>>77749875
>Cap dreams about freedom of owning guns
>his wet dreams are as strong as bullets
>>77747992
>Will Cap finally lose his virginity in Civil War?
>implying he is a virgin
>I'm 95, I'm not dead.
>>77750264
>good, God fearing boy
>having sex outside of marriage
You must be a commie
>>77748497
A man doesn't have a physical virginity to lose, so it's more the act what counts. So yes.
>>77749875
>implying the super serum would not make him cum like a fire hose.
>>77747992
>YFW Cap learned everything he knows about sex from a bunch of bawdy 1940s showgirls.
>>77749875
That's kind of hot.
>>77748738
Somebody please make this!
No, my Capfu must remain pure.
>>77747992
Japan has already assisted in that
>>77750276
God fearing?
I never got this?
>>77747992
>one girl checks out his ass
>(is unamused)
>probably a cold bitch
>one girl is blissfully unaware
>probably texting or some shit
>Cap is trying to not make eye contact with the one girl staring wishfully towards him, who is desperately trying not to getwet
>>77751045
...nice.
Totally off topic but I can't wait for the DCEU to blow up so we can get fan art of DC characters in similar poses (and I don't just mean Batman and Superman either).
>>77751154
>Lex and Supes gets popular again
It'll be Smallville all over again
>>77750264
Bucky fucking him in the ass doesn't count, anon.
>>77751218
>Bucky
>Not Falcon
Fujos have worst taste
>>77751213
That'll be great.
I'd also like some Aquaman/Superman action as well.
>>77751280
Wonderful. I'll be needing this for the next cap movie
>>77748502
No it doesn't.
>>77748544
>listening to a bisexuals opinions on sexuality
Next you're gonna tell me you go to the dumpster for new recipes.He's sorta right though.
Steroids shrink the balls and Steve took super steroids. I guess he's basically neutered
>>77751280
Yesss! Thank you!
>>77748544
Is your dad hot?
>>77747992
Is his character still a virgin...?
>>77751280
Excellent.
>>77747992
>imply some French resistance chick didn't fuck him half to death
>>77755465
>>77755542
http://comicbook.com/2015/04/28/chris-evans-says-captain-america-is-probably-a-virgin/
Chris Evans thinks he is.
>>77748544
The legendary bisexual? He has become one who has mastered both the Penisu and Bagaina styles thus accesses Chaos Chokon Power!
HA!
>>77750304
Well it's not like the hymen can't be broken by numerous things other than sex
>>77747992
>all that fucking gay in the trailer
>people still think Stucky still isn't endgame
>>77749822
>Europeans take big muslim cock more than savvy Americans.
Who knew indeed.
>>77749469
Selena Gomez?
>>77756351
Plebs gonna pleb, anon.
>>77756351
>implying stony isn't gonna be endgame
>>77750264
He was clearly being defensive because the only experience he has is kissing two chicks.
I still think he should have met Kat Dennings.
>>77756377
Using the metric system is a dead give away.
>>77751112
It's a hard concept for some.
>>77757089
Stony is clearly deader than disco, anon.
>>77757795
Are you afraid of unicorns as well?
>>77747992
Hopefully never. We need more good virgin representation.
>>77758188
Like I said, hard concept.
It's easy to poke fun at religion and compare it to unicorns and that shit, but some people are hardcore about it.
Ask a mulsim if they believe in unicorns along with Allah and you might get you head chopped off if it's the wrong sect.
>>77758263
I'm glad all the virgins on /co/ finally have someone to look up to.
