It's that time of year again.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/i91h8cd7pl2jcjq/Holiday+Lanterns+%28jpg%29.rar
>>77726980
Happy Thanksgiving I guess
what did i download
do you want me to make memes with these
Aaand it's officially Thanksgiving in the entirety of America now.
>>77726980
Probably a bit early, still.
>>77726980
it's 4 fucking am. I have to get up to drive. At least wait till a reasonable hour. I know you like these threads but a lot of us actually have families to visit
>>77729037
Ha jokes on you. I'm all alone for thanksgiving.
>>77729046
Yes. You sure showed me and my loved ones alright.
>>77728988
This we do it in the middle of the day not at the crack of morning.
>>77726980
This really need TAS' Saint Walker.
>>77729724
Or at the very least some comic art of him with an actual hopeful expression, all these years and the current Walker template has always bugged me a little for this reason.
>>77729724
There is one.
>>77729724
here mate. Saved the entire Halloween threat so I have most of them... I think.
Let this 404 and then start a new one.
Seriously, you guys need to stop starting these things at midnight eastern standard. It's too fucking early and it kills the momentum by the time everyone wakes up.
>>77730408
THEN LET IT DIE!!!!
also here's an oc donut steel Murder Burger.who else /working/ today
>>77729037
>>77731802
Kek
>>77730438
I saged my post, faggot, You could have done the same.
Anyone else here smoke cigars after the Thanksgiving meal? This year I got a Padron 1926 and my father got a Padron 1964. Looking forward to it more than the actual meal.
>>77732485
No.
>>77731802
Well played, Atrocitus
This shot needs to last until the afternoon when everybody is awake.
bootin
>>77733529
S-stop, I can only get so erect.
We doing this, or nah?
>>77734220
This looks terrifying.
>>77731627
Working TOMORROW.
There is Hell, and it is Black Friday in retail.
>>77735063
these threads are my life
Shirt-stays with a slim-fit shirt: nothing like almost passing out every time you have to tie your shoes.
>>77735377
Thanks, Sinestro. You always have just the right motivational words.
Holiday bump
Somebody started another thread before this one was over.
So, bump.
>>77735846
Double-knot, fuckface
>>77737478
Sombody post some more templates
>>77737762
Nigga that template's in the OP post.
>>77737837
He has no Larfleeze How am I to make Takestaking day meme with out Lafleeze?
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>>77737911
Igotchu senpai.
>>77737890
Actually Aya it's customary in some families to serve honey glazed ham at Thanksgiving. But I don't think that's what Carol's referring to.
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>>77737926
Thank you kind sirs
>>77737934
>>77738074
This would be better with just
PASS THE
<Larfleeze>
EVERYTHING
Happy thanksgiving, /co/bros
>this thread
And this is why you don't start a Holiday Lantern thread at midnight instead of waiting until everyone wakes up.
Is this thread usually fun? I feel like there is barely anything here
>>77738539
Everyone's probably eating right now.
>>77726980
>At Thanksgiving
>Flirting with distant cousins
feels good man.
>>77738631
*insert redneck fucking joke here*
>>77738372
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>>77738631
>>77738657
There should be a redneck lantern, just so we can use it for jokes about incest, flash-frying turkeys and leaving beer out for Santa.
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>>77738631
>>77738752
Carol, Hal, and Guy all full those roles to some degree.
True story. At least the moon was pretty.
>>77739042
>>77739205
>>77739254
>>77738657
>>77738752
>>77738878
Hey you know what they say.
If you have different grandparents
it's okay to fuck them.
>>77739316
>>77739316
I don't care how hot she is, I'm not fucking anybody's grandparents!
>>77739479
>>77739636
>>77739975
>not knowing /co/ tradition that's been going on for years
Welcome to the board, newfag. Now get out.
>>77739975
How new are you?
>>77739975
Goddamned teenager. Probably hasn't even read Johns GL run.
>>77739975
Fuck off
>>77740024
It was gay back then too
Don't tell me you honestly find this shit amusing
This is like 9gag rage comics meme tier shit
>>77739975
quit acting like you own the place when it's clearly your first week here newfriend
>>77740147
>>77740024
>>77740038
>>77740158
Must be a pretty shit meme if all you have to say in defense of it is >NEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAG
even you know it's shit
>b-b-b-but we been doing this for years now
Jesus fucking Christ
>>77740238
How much needs to be said? It's fun, dumbass. You should try having it sometime.
>>77740238
>spending your holiday on site that routinely does things you hate
You are a sad lonely man. You have my sympathy this Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving, /co/!
>>77740147
Yes, but it's OUR 9gag rage comics meme tier shit.
>>77740238
sounds like somebody had to jack off into his hand this morning
>>77740385
What, you didn't?
>>77740385
>>77740412
Yeah, that's pretty much a Thanksgiving tradition for me at this point.
>>77740385
>>77740385
>this morning
>not 20 minutes ago
Grow up, anon
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>>77740147
>>77740238
>>77740279
Maybe they're right. When was the last time Larfleeze appeared in a damn comic? I feel fucking old. I need a drink.
Happy Thanksgiving /co/. Love ya.
>>77739975
What a shit .jpg
>>77740586
Godhead.
>>77740916
I believe you might have mistakenly posted in the wrong thread, friend.
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>>77731627
I work security at an office building so no one is going to be there. Still sucks cause it's 7am-4pm the whole weekend.
These threads are really winding down as the years go on. Thanksgiving is usually the big holiday for Holiday Lanterns. Hell, it was the original.
>>77741383
The problem with them in all honesty is they got to big so most people ignore them. Ever since the non lanterns started to show up, It's just not as much fun.
>>77740238
>I don't find something fun, there must be something wrong with people
>STOP ENJOYING THINGS, ITS NOT LIKE I DONT KNOW HOW TO HIDE A THREAD NOT RELATED TO MY INTERESTS
>if /co/ doesn't relate to my tastes, something is wrong
Fags like you are the reason why /co/ is called /co/mblr, a bunch of unbelivable autists who ruin anything fun, go fuck yourself
>>77741435
Tell me about it, this guy's such a buzzkill.
>>77739485
>>77741545
>fun
>one guy samefagging a bunch of memegenerator memes
>mfw it's you
>>77740324
I'm trying to think of some pun with Black Hand and Black Friday and I'm coming up empty. Damnit.
>>77740147
Hide the thread then, numbnuts
>>77741728
>>77741383
Also the Rainbow lanterns have slowed down from dc. Non lanterns showing up will breath fresh air into this thing.
>>77741869
>>77741545
... b-but /co/ is love.
>>77741998
/co/ hasn't been love for a while. On occasion, though, it can be pretty fun.
Today was a good day.
>>77741581
Alan, watch your language. Todd's already depressed this time of year. Don't give me that 'from another generation' crap.
>>77741748
'Tomorrow it's my day'?
>>77742062
Was it the New52 that killed it?
>>77742075
Oh thank goodness. Same for religion.
>>77742075
No shit! No Trump, no Carson, No Shillary.
Just food and family, and some alcohol. Good day.
>>77742231
There was some discussion about religion at out table, but luckily we were all of the same denomination, so it didn't matter.
>>77742231
We were in luck until Guy talked about using a snow shovel to clean up G'nort's diarrhea. (Adapted from a true story)
>>77742210
Personally, I think it was a combination of that, Korra, the cancellation of several action shows, and the fallout from That Show What Must Not Be Named.
>>77742075
>>77742231
I love it when that happens.
>>77742312
>That Show What Must Not Be Named.
Name it
>>77741748
Discounts Rise!
>>77742386__________No.____________
>>77742386
Steven Universe, if he didn't mean Small Horses To Which I'm Entitled
>>77741748
Trample Victims
Rise
>>77742210
Nu52 killed a lot of things.
Including my love for DC
>>77742630
I love you.
>>77741748
What old ones do I have saved of Black Hand on Black Friday?
Noob question here, is there a reason for the green lantern jokes and thanksgiving?. or it just spawned in the board and its now a tradition?
Oddly I don't seem to have anymore of Black Hand on Black Friday.
>>77743296
Someone just made a bunch of them during Thanksgiving of 2009 and it caught on.
>>77743296
You are correct, sir! It's become something of a holiday tradition here on /co/, and about the only time "advice dog" style macros are tolerated with the exception of a few anons late to the party.
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>>77743470
Hal has always seemed to be the more popular choice for Black Friday themed ones.
>>77743296
Holiday Lantern threads have become a tradition for us /co/mrades who are never home for the holidays, or who have no family to be with
>>77743503
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>>77743522
I concur. Work has me away from family a lot. Missed out on 3 consecutive thanksgivings now. These threads are good distractions as i eat my thanksgiving pizza and whatever booze i got
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>>77743810
Happy Thanksgiving, anon.
>>77742052Wonder how many get the joke
>>77743670
lol I hope the bat's not made of wood.
>>77743810
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>>77743939
Daww~
Now back to my lurking and occasional post
>>77743939
/co/rgi you have the ability to instill great hope.
If the Christmas thread goes like is one I'm going to riot.
>>77744285
You could just make some.
My Mom and Brother
Her sidecut made me think of you.
>>77744285
I just bought Rocket League, I'm a little more distracted than usual, otherwise I'd be contributing a lot more
>>77744406
Err, anon, the fuck?
>>77744406
Wut.
>>77744406
What the fuck are you doing? Do you not care about your family?
>>77744400
>29 days to release my inner Kyle Rayner.
>I hope my boyfriend does get fridgemurdered or gay bashed.
>man, Kyle went through some fucked up shit
>>77744595
*DOSEN'T
>>77743771
Orange really IS the new black
>>77744614
>>77742075
Oh everyone got into politics here, but we were all drunk and treated it as just taking the piss out of each other. No one takes it personally.
>>77744896
That's why you use a meat thermometer, Sinestro
>>77744832
Mine went through like 12+ bottles of champagne and never once brought up any of the politics.
>>77744957
>>77744465
>>77744481
/co/ has a sidecut issue.
>>77742630
Template if anyone wants it. Keep it 2spooky.
>>77745068
>>77745187
>turky
>rectually
Can I please have a quick rundown of the personalities?
>>77745238
http://the-conservatory.wikia.com/wiki/Holiday_Lanterns
>>77745209
Think of it as pronunciation/drunken slurring if it bothers you too much.
Is black friday really as fucked up as it looks? We don't have these around here, are americans really so much on each other's throats to buy shit?
>>77745646
It's one of those "your mileage may vary" things. Some places get pretty bad
>>77744662
kek
>>77743522
I forgot when Holiday Carol wasn't a whore.
thread's theme? Thread's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OqigCz2S1w&list=RD7WDFUcjWARU&index=15
>>77745646
It's less intense now. They've spread it out longer. It's still an agoraphobe's nightmare.
>>77745740
Yes I know the fridge is filled with leftovers. I just have to chop these onions right now.
>>77745256
>2009
>6 years ago
I'm going to die someday.
>>77745969
And then internet archaeologists will dig up your posts and wonder what the person who made them was thinking.
It's already happening today.
>>77746014
... fuck man this is depressingly happy, oh fuck thats melancholy aint it...
>>77746014
Fuck you future archeologist! Get a real job.
>>77738924
based
>>77745646
Yeah like the others said it varies. In my hometown it's not so bad, the movie premieres for The Dark Knight/Avengers/Harry Potter/etc were worse than Black Friday. But I've driven by the shops in the semi-big city ~1 hour away in years past, and the line could easily have been 500+ people for fucking Best Buy with people camping out up to a week in advance, shit's fucked. I think it's calmed down a bit in recent years thanks to shittier deals and the prevalence of online deals/countdown to black friday deals/cyber monday deals to take the pressure off of the one day.
>>77726980
I don't celebrate most of the holidays you people do, but I've been enjoying these threads for a few years. Keep it up /co/.
Also, Atrocitus and Guy are best.
>>77746014
Okay future internet archaeologists, why are you reading old 4chan threads instead of making the most of your cyperpunk dystopia?
Well, if you want to know what I am thinking right now, I just became incredibly conscious of the passage of time and that sparked a feedback loop of existential thoughts.
How close is internet archaeology to the Indiana Jones movies?
>>77746242
4chan's probably closer because we have Nazis over on /pol/
>>77746242
One day 4chan will be in a museum, but it won't stay there, someone will steal it and let it loose into the world again.
And the cycle will repeat, our roles filled by other people.
>>77744406
Aw, happy Thanksgiving bro
>>77746075
Fuck you, future archeology is a real job.
>>77742075
My great uncle called JLo a wet back...
>>77747187
I'm going to start punching random men in the balls on the chance that it'll stop some of you freeloading future archeologists from being born.
>>77747375
>insulting people from beyond the grave
Never change /co/
>Mother and Aunt started fighting
>all because my aunt can't handle that other couples weren't fighting like she was
>sister starts crying because she'll have to deal with this shit for the rest of the night
A real happy thanksgiving alright.
Future archaeologists, this thread has probably captured your attention quite a bit, so let me take the moment to pass on a very important message that must be spread and known to future generations:Aya is best girl.
>>77747187
Hey what's going on in the DCU in the future? Did any of the Robins come out of the closet? You know the one.
>>77747423
Toxic family stuff is the worst. May I suggest having a Friendsgiving like next week: And take you sister, sounds like she needs some fresh air.
>>77747463
Archeologists aren't time travelers retard. They can't talk back to us. Which is good cause those betas would likely be to pussy and intimated to say anything to us without stuttering.
>>77740586
I feel like I need a drink after I rage at /co/ for memeing too. I also have to let those filthy memers know that I need a drink.
>>77741383
idk Last year we had a really good one. I honestly don't remember the holiday, but I remember laughing my ass off
>>77747519
Time travel would be an amazing advancement in archeology. Priceless documents preserved, fabled lost works of art restored, hd footage of the orgies in Heliogabalus's court.
>>77747423
Mothers meeting up with their sister is always the worst. I love my Aunt (and my mom), she is literally my favorite family member, but her and my mom get together it's like listening to city traffic with a hyena cackling right next to you while listening to Stomp the Yard on your iPod. They're both very dramatic and like to fight with eachother, but not at family functions. What I mean is they are fucking loud as hell, they are both naturally loud talkers. When they are having a normal conversation they will try and out-volume the other every single sentence. I noticed that at parties, when they sit together everyone goes to another room, or if outside, goes to another part of the yard
Sorry for your troubles though anon, I know very well what it's like to have a drama queen mom that likes to start shit. Thankfully, she doesn't ever do it around the rest of the family
>>77747463
>>77747701
Hey, /co/ time traveler here.
Usually I just lurk on the past threads, but I feel the need to talk now.
We're not really supposed to say anything about the future. It's not that it changes, it's more like why you don't tell little kids about their birthdays; they get too excited about it, and then not much else gets done until it's over.
Anyways
>>77746075
>>77747187
Yeah, future archeology is a pretty bad job. Imagine you had someone who's job it was to read random wikipedia pages. Most people who dig on old 4Chan threads just do it to remember what it was like living this stuff, or to laugh at your guy's reactions. No offense, you guys just get worked up a lot. It's not bad, it's just funny when you know how it all turns out.
>>77747463
Yes, a Robin came out (not going to say which one), but you're going to hate the way it happened.
Any other questions?
>>77740586
Remember when he had his own comic? Good times.
>>77740645
Any good?
>>77747939
How well does the Holiday Lantern thread turn out next month?
Is Bowie's new album worth the hype?
is there a good (free) app for easily making image macros on your phone?
>>77748248
Not really. It builds up a lot of things that could have been awesome but retroactively fucks it up with how hard Highfather beefs it.
>>77748884
Brand loyalists?
>>77747375
>>77750506
>Pepe was the enemy all along
OH SHI--
>>77748270
Holiday Lantern happens again, but it's kind of like this one.
As for David Bowie, it's big because it's a David Bowie album, but he'll always be known for his earlier stuff. It gets a track on the next greatest hits album.
If you're looking for similar stuff, try David Byrne and St. Vincent.
>>77748534
I've always just used
http://wigflip.com/roflbot/
If you make the bottom text big enough or place it far enough to the right, then it won't watermark it.
>>77730054
Little late, but here is a better quality version.
