Riddle me this!
What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?
>>77708558
Get a retaliatory strike from Russian AA missiles.
>>77708558
dont be silly rids,turkeys cant fly
>>77708558
falls
>>77708558
he shots down a Russian bomber
>>77708581
Fuck off Batman. This one's ours
>>77708581
>>77708585
>>77708594
Not quite!!
>>77708558
>>77708558
He shits on his own ass.
>>77708558
Shieeeet nigga I already be knowin' this 'fo you even say it! That bitchass turkey be gobblin' up if he be flyin' upside down! Yo' OCD,thanks docinducin' ass busted again, Riddla'!
turkeys don't fly you fucker
He gets blown on by a stewardess.
>>77708801
Well well not bad, you haven't seen the last of me!
>>77708558
Gobbles down?
>>77708558
is it "End up in my captcha" because I just had an upside down turkey in my captcha
>>77708801
Hol up
>>77708992
Sorry, Anon. That's your mom.
>>77708618
Why would you let subhuman savages like French, Turks, Norwegians and Canadians into any organization?
>>77709207
Because Soviets
>>77709226
Soviets are done for. Kick those worthless animals out. No one in the right mind considers French or Norwegians to be human.
>>77709055
*steals*
>>77709207
Because the Canadians are badass, Norwegians are great, and we feel bad for the French. I can't explain the Turks. Fuck the Turks.
>>77708558
He flies upside down.
>>77709625
>I can't explain the Turks.
Because the Turks hate Russians. That pretty much the only thing required to get into the club.
>>77708558
He gobbles up
[Spoiler] dez nuts [/Spoiler]
>>77709625
Norwegians are assholes and their women are all whores.
>>77709738
When you're as good looking as the Norwegians you're allowed to be an asshole, and I fail to see how that is a negative.
>>77709754
>snowniggers
>good-looking
>>77709668
What people are always in a hurry?
>>77708581
AWWWW SNAP
>>77708558
Hrm... a Turkey can't naturally fly upside down, but if I remember from Harley Quinn, sometimes a shift in perspective works for these kind of puzzles. This could imply that somewhere, the Riddler has someone hanging upside down.
Now the use of a Turkey with Thursday around the corner is not one made lightly. What do we remember about Thanksgiving? Why, the parades of course! And what bigger parade is held than the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade!
What someone might not know is that the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade sells out millions in order to get it off the ground. Costumes alone make up the majority of the cost, but balloons also head up into the hundreds of thousands!
Is it possible the Riddler has tied up the head of Macy's Department Store and plans to rob them all while the coffers are open and everyone is distracted by the parade?
>>77708818
Depends on the turkey. Wild turkeys can get some pretty good lift.
