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Will my life on /co/ become different after marriage? I assume
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Will my life on /co/ become different after marriage?

I assume having a real waifu would lessen the desire towards /co/ waifu threads...

With that being said, I've never even been on a single date.
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No idea how your life will evolve, OP, but mine on /co/ hasn't changed much in four years of marriage.

That said, I always have preferred cheesecake to waifu threads.
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>>77617367
Life is a constant change. You must embrace that, if you want to live a healthy life.

But in the context of marriage, it depends on how often your wife puts out. No reason to fap to power girl when you have a sexy wife you who can suck you off whenever you ask.
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>they say they're married but they still visit 4chan
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>>77617684
i'm married and i still visit 4chan.
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Fucking Normies.
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>>77617367
>finally get date
>we have dinner at little caesars
>go to my room
>walls lined with comics
>shelves full of action figures and collectibles
>"where are y- please, don't go"
>SLAM!
>go back to browsing /co/
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>>77617705
>i'm married
To an anime pillow, right?
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>>77617684
Wife doesn't like porn, doesn't read comics.
I do. Ergo, 4chan.
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>>77617739
>dinner at little Caesars
> in your room
1/10 you tried
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Married people of /co/, what would you significant other say if they caught you looking at that picture of Powergirl?

I would hope they would be cool about it. I've always envied relationships like that.
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>>77617367
What a normie thing to say.

I want to meet someone who likes me for who I am and I can return the sentiment.
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>>77617749
Nice try!
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>>77617784
my girl will be a little upset since she's kind of feminist but nothing to trigger a fight.
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>>77617835

Half mercy on your soul for having a feminist, just pay close attention to her before she goes all psycho on you and cut your nuts off for being a male.
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>23 years old
>Never had a GF
>Never been on a date
>Think I'd do alright dating a girl who's 18 or 19 but I know that's creepy because of my age
>All the girls in an acceptable age limit are super mature women that I have nothing in common with and have no idea how to behave around
And as I get older I fear it's only going to get worse
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>>77617875

nah men, don't play the game "she is too young for me" (only keep it legal [18+]) , have hobbies, do some travels you will meet girls.
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>>77617875
Nothing weird about dating 18-19 y/o when you're 23, br'er anon. They're quickie relationships that could turn into something but you won't lose much sleep if it's over after a month.
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>>77617868

most of the feminist give up when they got married, just only remain old opinions that came sporadically.
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>Be pretty attractive
>Get laid a lot in high school
>Get out and have to work full time while school full time
>Too busy to stay in contact with female friends
>Forget how to flirt
>Haven't been laid in 3 years

Feels bad man. Truly you lose it if you don't use it.

If I was married I'd still totally browse /co/ though, why wouldn't I?
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>marriage
Why?
If it was up to me, I'd make marriage illegal.
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>>77618053

don't make my dream illegal. I want it!!!
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>>77617835
She'd probably also be upset at you calling her "my girl" lol.
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>>77617875
>Age limit before you're over 30
Nope
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>>77618053

If it was up to me, I'd marry you.
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>>77618053
I wouldn't make it illegal but I'd remove all legal benefit from it. Civil Union only. Marriage is a religious concept.
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>>77618565
That's not true. No fucking anyone under 21 you work with if you ever want a promotion.
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>>77618497
>literally wanting marriage for the sake of marriage
>before actually knowing what it's like to be on a date
Enjoy your future, OP.
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>>77618545
She calls me "hers" so it's ok.
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>>77618597

It's probably a good idea never to fuck anyone you work with anyways, regardless of age. Don't shit where you eat
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>>77618654
That's actually a clever advice
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>>77618654
Yeah I dont fuck any of my coworkers. Its pretty frustrating though cause this 19 yr old was throwing herself at me and I'm on a terrible drought.
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>>77617835
>gf getting upset because you're looking at drawings of fictional women

Bad sign. Most healthy relationships I know have partners who give no fucks about each other oogling REAL people (celebrities, models) they want to fuck. If she's getting antsy about drawings it's only going to get worse as you get older. Enjoy not being allowed to go to your buddies Bachelor Party because you might touch a stripper boob.
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>>77617868
Eh, half mercy ain't bad.
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>>77617978
>You truly lose it if you don't lose it
Dude so true
>Freshman year of college
>Kissless, handholdless virgin
>pretty attractive at the start of the year
>Start hitting on all women I'm attracted to in class and at parties
>Always have been gregarious so it actually goes pretty well, get in the zone somehow
>Have a shitload of random sex, even a threesome with two girls
>One time a girl throws up all over my room after trying to go shot for shot with me which I told her not to do since I was nearly double her mass
>Get enraged and don't bring anyone home the rest of the school year, it just changes something in me
>Stop giving a fuck about women and gain weight
>Completely lost my mojo since
I need to hit the gym, the physical component is much bigger than most give credit to, but damn is it hard to get back into flirting too.
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>>77618703
Naah it's ok, i chose her for reasons, i don't wanna a girl who doesn't give me fight...
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>had a gf and lost my virginity years before waifu threads were even a thing
>gf broke up with me years ago
>now browse waifu threads because I'm so lonely and will never love again

I know it would not change with marriage because I know I will never be married. If anything, it's the only thing keeping me from killing myself so far.
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>>77618641
>Feminists allow for parallels between male and female romantic/sexual dynamics
Dude, male sexual dominance is evil even if the women are begging for it and female sexual dominance is always empowering even if you have to coerce the person into being pegged.
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>>77618597
I was gonna write a response but >>77618597 has me covered.
Fucking anyone you work with at a job you're going to be at for more than 6 months is idiotic. Maybe drunken casual sex, but certainly not anything consistent.
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>>77618835
Whoops, >>77618654 has me covered
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>>77617684
Would you stop using the internet in general just because you're married? Fucking retard.
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>>77617367

Are you using waifu correctly? As in "I'm so lonely im projecting all my grief and sorrow into desire for this fictional character, this haunting image of a female that actually affects how I think and act in my daily life as if I was in a relationship with her to mitigate my crippling loneliness"

Or do you use waifu to mean "hot chick is like to fuck while looking at pictures of her that I never think about afterward"

Because the ladder is just porn and porn, porn never changes
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>>77619199
>The ladder
>ladder

Where is this porn ladder and how do I climb it?
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>>77619199
>Porn, porn never changes
Well now it's about slender women who look all natural and 18 instead of balloon tits like it was a few years back. It used to be about girls with shoulder length hair, nice natural titties and bushes before that too, so it does change a bit.
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>>77617784
I think I'd be relieved if my boyfriend was looking at normal shit like Powergirl. He's got some stupid fetish that he's really insecure and cagey about. I.. found out about it the hard way.
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>>77619582
Do tell
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>>77619582
We're waiting.
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>>77619582
Is it tile patterns?
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>>77618809
You do know a lot feminist are into being dominated sexually right?
At least all the feminist i met from my Gf.
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>people here are married

I laugh at you.
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>>77620551

many women redirect hers sexual fustration into (nonsense) hate and rage. But most of them will never admit it.
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>>77620551
Having fucked several feminists I thought were going to dominate me (why I wanted to have sex with them in the first place) I am acutely aware.
After those experiences I'm actually pretty sure a lot of feminism stems embarrassment of that fact. They overcompensate so hard outside of the bedroom.
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>>77620646
Shut the fuck up, Boco.
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>>77620646
Says the faggot who keeps crying about how alone he is and how women don't date him and how he's so horrible a person even his waifu won't look at him
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>>77620964
>even his waifu won't look at him

oh man that's pretty fucked up .
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>>77617784
She would probably say "A-ha. A-ha." a couple of times, and possibly start to pout a bit. She is really insecure about herself, and from me looking at sexualized women who are thinner than her.
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>>77620551
That doesn't mean that they think the two should be equal in the public eye. For fuck's sake a lot of feminists consider sexual submissiveness an entirely woman's issue related to how men want woman to be submissive in all elements of life.
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>>77620646
I know. It's funny, right?
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>>77620958

Yes sir...

>>77620964

>how alone he is and how women don't date him

To be fair, I've never tried and don't really want to. Just seems to be more trouble than its worth.
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>>77619199
I wonder how will react my gf i a tell her about the waifus i used to fantasize,
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>>77621118
I would not tell her.
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>>77621090
>Just seems to be more trouble than its worth.
That's the whole point.
It's not the reward but how we get it,
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>>77621090
>Boco complains without ever trying
Holy shit new level of disgust achieved here Boco. Go fuck yourself you shit.
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>>77621219
>how we get it
By hitting the bitch over the head with a hammer and raping her in some basement?
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>>77621219

I don't follow...
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>>77621185
Man, i was really obsessed with Kara from STAS.

She will be like:
>A blond girl with miniskirt.
-You are a hussy.
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>>77621277
>By hitting the bitch over the head with a hammer and raping her in some basement?

HAHAHAHA, You will be lonely until the sun explodes. I fell sorry 4 u.
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>>77621375
>4 u
Was writing this post part of your plan?
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>all this /r9k/
You got your board back and even have the robot back, keep your bullshit to yourselves.
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>>77620964
I'm not the anon, but pal. lemme tell ya, I have NO qualms about not being popular with the women. After seeing the kind of women I'm dealing with, I said "fuck this shit" and I just don't even play the rotten game.

I prefer to stick with my waifus now. At least they won't ever give me trouble.
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>>77621575
please don't tell the mods.
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>>77621652
Boco's not an anon, anon
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>>77617684
It's as easy as checking out two or three threads on your phone, at work, at the toilet, after dinner, during the weekends on the couch
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>>77617684
>once you're married to a woman you will lead a joyless existence devoid of all the things you liked doing beforehand
This is what robots actually believe.
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>>77622048

Is that not the case?
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>>77617784
>That art is really sloppy
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>>77622048
You say this as if it's some sort of myth, however, more often than not nowadays, marriage usually DOES lead to a joyless existence.

Why do you think the divorce rate is so high? Because it just sucks. There are guys out there with girls who eventually change for the worst even if it's not at the start of the honeymoon if they're lucky enough.
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>>77622226
>inking I don't like=sloppy
Nope
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>>77617725

Fucking autists. Why do you think you run the place?
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>>77622048
>Divorce rate is high as shit
>thinks this isn't true
Most people cannot or do not want to be monogamous.
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>>77622284
It's just what she would say, she'd also point out that her shoes are impractical
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>getting married
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>>77622333
I fucking love this chart because it puts it in the perspective of a 4chan user who whines about not being able to get dates. It is probably exactly where a robot's marriage track would go
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>>77622294
Seriously, fuck off autists
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>>77622333
fedore.jpg

Just take your time don't marry a bitch. With each passing year, your options become more.
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>>77622879
>You have more options as time goes on
How? I don't want to marry someone (well i don't want to get married at all, but speaking from my perspective when i did) that's much younger than me and die, leaving them high and dry, and people in my own age range get married as time goes on, reducing options.
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>>77622879
>>77624280
in my fucking experience its better to date some bitches, they are fun at beggining and make you decide what you really want for a life partner, also makes you appreciate yourself, and there will be sex.
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>>77617367
i think you'll find attractive the same things you find attractive now only you'll feel less reliant on having to fap to those things or you'll feel guilty if you do cuz you have an actual waifu. other than that i don't really get what you're asking here.
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>>77617835
Palmiotti & Conner's Power Girl was pretty damn feminist.
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>>77624861

as if feminist really read the comic and not just seeing the cover.
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>>77621652
you're right they'll never give you anything
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>>77617875
Dumbass 18 & 19 year Olds only date guys that are older than them
All women do that.
Hell I used to fuck a runs with a girl who's 17 dating a 26 year old and a girl who's 19 also dating a 26 year old
They might think you're too young for them lol
Just go get some pussy
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>>77619582
How embarrassing
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>tfw gf isn't into comics
Fuck.
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