Hey Bruce, this is Barbara. Being Batgirl was fun and all, but it's time for me to move on. Give me a million dollars right now or I'll tell everybody that you're Batman. I have pictures of the Bat-cave and everything.
If Batgirl was a real woman?
>>77598522
>push
>>77598522
And then they fucked.
She would.
How about I put you in wheelchair instead, Barb?
>>77598522
who let you out of your wheelchair?
>"Good luck with your dad" *click*
>>77598893
The comic should've had Jim's reaction to Batman knocking Barbara up
>>77598522
>Implying Batman wouldn't have her computer hacked and delete all evidence
OP, I know you're a faggot but I wasn't aware you didn't understand Batman this much. He has plans for any of the justice league going rogue, why wouldn't he keep tabs on his accomplices too?
>>77598522
When Tim Drake's father found out about his son, Batman told Tim that if his father goes public with it they could use some reserve secret identities he'd prepared alongside several secret bank accounts. In the end Mr. Drake decided to let his son keep being Robin and didn't tell anyone.
Batman is prepared for anything, if you try blackmailing him with his secret that won't stop him.
>>77598522
batman send me.
I MUST BREAK YOU!
>>77598522
>not knowing Batman has backups for this exact situation
>>77598522
>Joker then comes to Barbara's apartment and shoots her in the spine, paralyzing her
>Batman: "What was that about leaving?"
>>77598522
>only one million dollars
That's chump-change to Bruce Wayne.
Batman would just turn her into a vegetable, Then Bruce Wayne comes along and pays for her to be put up in some high end long term care unit.
>>77598598
Ís this an anime?
>>77599180
OVA movie, so yes.
>>77598522
Babs: "Bruce, I'm pregnant and you're the father. My Dad is super mad that you never told him that you're Batman, and he's even more upset that his grand child is the spawn of Batman."
Bruce: "Uh.."
Babs: "Well? What now? I obviously cant be Batgirl for a while, and Dad is only going to keep the secret so long before he's forced by the law or one of our rogues to spill all that he knows."
Bruce: *Activates ear piece/microphone.* "Alfred, Knightfall Protocol."
Babs: "Knightfall?! Wh--"
Batcave detonates, Wayne Manor is blown sky high.
A week later a package shows up at Jim Gordon's door step. It's an anonymous sender so he has it checked for Joker bullshit. After all the testing he opens it up and it's a picture of Bab's with her legs spread and jizz spewing out of her. The backside reads: "Totally worth it." with a little heart shaped bat at the bottom.
>>77598598
jesus
>>77598522
Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?
I'm pretty sure Bruce can pay for his sidekicks' retirement if they ask.
>>77599179
Whoa whoa, Superman is the Lobotomizer around here. Did you miss the Justice Lords?
I love how you BatFags insist that Batman is the greatest ever, then say that he would take someone, who in previous issues was his GF, and carve out a section of her brain.
..And the Joker is the madman?
Na Na Na Na Na Na BatFap! BatFap! BaaaAaaatFaaAaaaaap!
>>77598522
>>77599263
>"A million dollars?! What are you planning to do? Live like a hermit in the Himalayas? Here's ten mil, have fun, it was great working with you. Say 'hi' to Dick for me."
>>77598522
Don't you think if you take a kid into your home, abuse your status as guardian to drag them into your elaborate costumed revenge fantasies and put them in harm's way, they'd grow to resent you?
Was it even touched with Batman or some other character?
>>77599369
Almost every elseworlds or future story with batman
>>77599513
I thought they usually just die or hate him for other reasons like treating them like shit
>>77599263
Some Bruces would probably do it even if they didn't ask.
>>77598522
>I have pictures of the Bat-cave and everything
Is she talking about her vagina?
>>77598522
> Batgirl kidnapped by Harley Quinn
> Harley masquerades as Batgirl
> Behaves like a spoilt brat to Bruce
> Behaves like a dirty slut
> Harley turns Batgirl from a beloved heroine to "that stupid cocksucking slutty bimbo cunt"
> Meanwhile the real Batgirl is being turned into a real slutty Batwhore
Greatest comic story ever.
>>77599369
All those kids were goign to do that stuff anyway, making them Robin is a way to keep them under control and train them.
The only one he actually decided to take is Jason, all the others kinda forced themselves on him.
>>77599982
Somebody should get Dini and Timm on that
>Bruce Wayne
>Batman
Yeah, right.
>>77599205
>A week later a package shows up at Jim Gordon's door step. It's an anonymous sender so he has it checked for Joker bullshit. After all the testing he opens it up and it's a picture of Bab's with her legs spread and jizz spewing out of her.
kek
DCAU Bruce would totally do that
>>77599100
I thought his dad was killed by 2-face?
>>77601910
Maybe he's talking about the comics.
>>77598598
Did she just lightning punch right THROUGH her crotch? Holy fuck, did I land in some bizarre universe where Street Fighter was actually Mortal Kombat?
>>77598522
Hellfire missiles are only like $5million thanks to Wayne connections, and they don't ask for more blackmail every year.
WHO ARE YOU!?
>>77599243
Beat me to it.
>>77599982
That's a doujin I'd read.
Why is it everytime Batgirl gets screentime its ALWAYS Barbara Gordon? Technically there are 3 different Bat women
I think there was the blonde chick nobody liked. I think her name was Stephanie and she was so bad Batman personally told her to fuck off
And Carrie Kelly despite being a Robin was a Batgirl at heart.
>>77599369
That's the whole thing with Jason isn't it?
>>77606318
Because the public only knows Barbara because of her appearances in media, so she gets the appearances in future media, so the public only knows Barbara...
>>77606318
>And Carrie Kelly despite being a Robin was a Batgirl at heart.
Not really. Not at all. That's actually really fucking wrong.
>>77606318
>And Carrie Kelly despite being a Robin was a Batgirl at heart.
uh, no.
>>77606318
You just had to fuck up and forget best Batgirl, didn't you?
>>77606530
He fucked up when he mentioned Carrie.
>>77606620
Barely remembering Stephanie Brown and mistaking Carrie Kelly as Batgirl are only symptoms of a larger problem...and that is forgetting Cassandra.
I'm just going to let the "3 different Bat women" thing slide for now. Since Batwoman is like, a completely separate thing from Batgirl. One thing at a time, after all.
>>77599205
>My Dad is super mad that you never told him you're Batman
Immersion broken
>>77606530
>Cassandra
>good at being Batgirl
Pick one.
She just hits /co/'s asian ninja damaged waifu fetishes
