Next thing you know, he'll be giving me a relaxing massage and asking how my day went. I can't deal with this level of cruelty. I beg you, please just stab me a little. Poke me right in the ribcage where the knife stops on bone so that's not lethal, but it will be very painful for a long time. It's the only way I can find peace.
>>77592032
>el of cruelty. I beg you, please just stab me a little. Poke me right in the ribcage where the knife stops on bone so that's not lethal, but it will be very painful for a long time
does that work?
i need to know for personal reasons
>>77592265
Try it! On yourself!
>>77592265
oh god i messed up the quote and now everyone can see what a huge faggot i am
someone kill me now i cant bear this shame
>>77592326
Sorry anon, you have to live with it forever now. We all know and we all think you're a dick.
>people being nice out of nowhere
>especially if they're not normally like that
I can kind of relate to Ronnie, that shit is suspicious as fuck. No one is nice and generous just for the sake of it. They always want something in return.
>>77592941
>They always want something in return.
That might be true on a neurological level, but "something in return" can literally be as simple as "seeing other people smile because of something I do releases endorphins", so in real-world level, there are totally selfless people.
>>77592990
That's why I don't rape, makes me feel good to know the people around me are safe from my raping.
>>77593206
But anon, what if they WANT you to rape them? What if they are silently asking for it, BEGGING for it?
>>77593206
Remember, if you ever do rape someone, make sure to kill them. Because, living with rape is much worse than being murdered.
>>77593298
Oh god. S-should I rape more? Do I ask first? Would that ruin it?
This is a real pickle. To rape or not to rape? Damn, anons bringing the deep questions.
>>77593298
just like one of my japanese hentai's
>>77592265
Depends on how you hold the knife and how hard you stab. If you hold the blade vertically it can very easily get caught in the rib cage without penetrating deep enough to hit any organs. But then again, it can still be easily lethal if the wound gets infected or you bleed out, so...
>>77593206
In all serious, the "something in return" you get from not raping is that you don't get punished for raping someone--either by society, the government, or your own feelings of guilt.
>>77592326
>someone kill me now
Good news anon, now you can try OPs technique on yourself.
>>77592032
I was missing Motivation Dude...
Should Ronnie justdo the commit?
>>77595627
>>77595871
>>77595937
>>77596077
M Dude=Best dude
>>77593345
do you kill them before or afterwards?
deepest lore
>>77596264
M Dude is best dude.
>>77592941
Maybe they just feel bad for being dicks, or had certain standards of courtesy and kindness drilled into them when they were young.
>>77596353
>>THOSE FUCKING CHILDREN IN THE SPIDERMAN GAME
>>77596077
>>77596380
I just remember the one lone kid from the ultimate spidermangame who you consume as Venom and his baloon just floats away sadly. Unless you grab it and then you look like an idiot.
>>77596798
Holy shit
Everything makes sense now
I'm glad M-dude is back. I haven't seen him in like a month.
>>77596946
Well, M-dude has on several occasions admitted to being nothing but a manifestation of Ronnie's bad self esteem, or something
>>77597141
Except that's a lie. He's a real manifestation created via Ronnie's inability to control his Santa Magic.DEEPEST LORE
>>77597141
Yeah but he's still a tangible being like all of the things Ronnie subconsciously creates with his powers.
He's not invisible to other people.
>>77597141
>>77592032
I'm familiar with this game M Dude is playing.
Indulge me while I post 4 images to show how this game is played.
>>77597273
This will make sense when I get to the last image in the game rules set.
>>77597284
>>77597308
M Dude is using the last option on this list here.
>>77597253
>TFW M-dude keeps killing himself out of frustration, but Ronnie's Santa magic keeps recreating him.
>>77597320
>>77597308
>>77597284
>>77597273
>>77597400
It's a game between two sadists to see who can break girl first.
M Dude has been playing this game solo on Ronnie for years.
I thought a lot of the options lined up pretty well with the kind of suffering Ronnie usually goes through.
>>77597367
Not only M-dude
>>77592941
>No one is nice and generous just for the sake of it. They always want something in return.
You view the world really badly.
I've seen selfless people before. I've even done good things just for the sake of it.
>>77597435
No, I get it. And it's terrifying.
>>77596798
that's the only comic where Agrias and M-Dude interact, isn't it? Kind of a wasted dynamic.
>>77596264
But M-Dude is a figment of Ronnie's mind and doesn't have a mom.
>>77600321
The mom is also a figment of Ronnie's mind.
You underestimate his power.
>>77600460I will bring the dark.I will bring the cold.
>>77596353
>>77592032
I really like m-dude's design.
