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Think of two /co/ related characters.
Got them? GoodThey are now your bodyguards/potential sex slaves if you're into that. They will care for you unconditionally and attack anyone you deem hostile.
How's your life altered?
>>77535975
Godzilla and Harley Quinn are now my sex slaves. What have I fucking done...
>>77537370
Stop thinking with your dick and reread OP's post.
Just useHarley Quinnas a bodyguard andGodzillaas a sex slave
>>77535975
>Hal Jordan and Dick Grayson
I hit the jackpot.
>>77535975
These threads piss me off because whenever I see a spoiler I automatically click without thinking and I never get to do them also it's spoiled tons of fucking shows for me.Cotton dies
>>77535975
Raven of Teen Titans...
And Reverse Flash.... The CW one.
This will be the greatest threesome ever!!!
Katia Managan and Optimus Prime.
I think we all know who fulfils what category.
>>77535975
>Zoom
>Reverse Flash
I guess I gotta go fast, and we have a bunch of fun ruining Barry's life... would be pretty cool
>Silver Surfer
>Ms. Martian
TO SPACE my shimmering chauffeur! There is adventure to be had! Quickly Rotating-third-party-member, get on board!Pst, Surfer, don't let the martian fuck with my mind.
>Gumball & King JulienA cat is fine too...
>Le Quack
>Shrek
Well, they will make for fairly effective body guards. Sure. It's kinda like Puss in Boots was replaced by the duck.
>>77535975
>Wonder Woman
>Dr. Doom
Reality better watch its neck.
Scrooge McDuck lends me access to his vast wealth while Scott Summers reacts to anything bad that happens to me by: annexing land for me to live safely on, harshly dealing with those who cross me, and threatening to lead a revolution in my name.
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>>77535975
Ghost Rider Danny Ketch and Garfield.
Boy am I glad I got Danny because that cat is beyond worthless.
>>77535975
>Kim Pine and Knives Chau
hmm. well it's definitely sexier.
>>77535975
>Dogwelder and Senor Cardgage
Well my life is going to be different, that's for sure. I doubt they would be good at bodyguarding though
>Nightwing and Deadpool
bretty gud
No joke, I guessed these two. I guess I kinda lucked out.
Although can they just be bodyguards that I have the option of boinking? Not really into the "sex slave" thing.
>popeye and all star superman
Pretty fucking great.Not for sex, but no ones gonna fuck with me ever.
The sentry and superman, I am invincible!
>Meg Griffin and Coach Mcguirk
>They are now your bodyguards/potential sex slaves
Bodyguards it is. I'd probably just talk to Mcguirk.
>>77535975
Well, I now have sex.
>the Top and Golden Glider
Yessss.
>>77535975
Damn, read the spoiler first. Now I can't accidentally gay myself.
>>77541742
Always think of a character first. ALWAYS.
>>77541742
It's not gay if they're sex slaves.
>>77535975
> Cyclops and Vin (Vision Jr).
Well, it's gonna be Right. And with a dose of cuteness.
>>77535975
>Aquaman and Vixen
Seems like a good combination assuming sex with Aquaman isn't lethal.
>>77535975
>Constantine and Korra
Yes I'm okay with that
>>77535975
>Thor and Hyperion
Can I be their sex slave instead?
>She-Hulk & Daredevil
Time to sue everyone!!
>ally mcbeal style
