Name a worse best friend.
Protip: You can't.
Patrick
>>77488013
Hmmmm.... That's a good one.
>>77488449
Can you really consider Mandy a friend though?
>>77487972
>>77488013
>>77488449
>>77488162
>>77488538
You are ALL wrong
>>77488574
>>77488449
>>77488013
>>77487972
Oh shit! All equally horrible individuals whose sole purpose is to leach off of and make other people's lives a living hell!
>>77488574
Fuck, I forgot about that bitch.
>>77488449
To be fair she and Billy are only "friends" because they're both awful and no one else would tolerate the other.
>>77488013
That fucking episode where Spongebob got a kids toy and that faggot Patrick wouldn't share it with him. I don't think I've raged at a cartoon so hard in my life before. Also then the fucking ending happens
>Patrick steals Spongebob's wallet with money
>Spongebob calls him out on his bs
>Patrick says "Have you learned nothing about sharing?"
>>77488811
>Asami: Mako who is this girl?
>Mako: My teammate for the Fire Ferrets. Korra say hi
>Korra: UR FATHER IS EVUL!!!!
>Asami: Excuse me?
>Korra: Oh hey Mako wanna go slurp some noodles with me
>Asami: Actually Korra we're in the middle of a Da...
>Korra: EVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Fuck everything about this "friendship" Bryan and Mike claim Korra and Asami have because it isn't fucking there
>>77489070
Ok, that episode was much better because Spongebob was able to give Patrick's doucheyness right back at him.
Dale was pretty shitty to everyone, especially Bill
>makes fun of his wife leaving him
>is a kek
>>77488776
So it's a realistic friendship then.
>>77489091
They bonded over dumping Mako
>>77488776
Well, Mandy and Grim both make it clear that Billy is totally expendable and replaceable. Of course it varies from episode to episode.
>>77488013
Bullshit. Matt is a way worse best friend.
>>77489427
That's it?
That's like Team Aang w/ Zuko having a mutual agreement that Ozai was a dick.
Cause when you boil it all down that's all they really have in common
Asami deserves better. Like turning the entire Southern Water Tribe into a Nuclear Waste Disposal Facility.
>>77490153
The sad part is Bloo is only a dick in the TV show.
The pilot movie Bloo is a calm reasonable be it smarkish imaginary friend
So no idea where the fuck the 180 came from
>>77489198
Wow, I'm surprised someone beat me to this. People here always give him way too much sympathy because of the affair. And Hank seriously considers him his best friend over Bill and Boomhauer.
Actually, Bill's a piece of shit too.
>>77488013
>Spongebob alone in Bikini Botton
>Finds out everyone left for a day just so they could all get away from him
>Location is a carnival where people can take their frustrations out on Spongebob dummies
>Patrick participates as well
Patrick is THE WORST. If I was Spongebob I would scream fuck you to the entire town and kick Patrick in the dick.
>>77487972
He sold one of his stomachs to help pay for his friend's credit card debt.
>>77490198
So much this; I remember being younger and wondering what the fuck happened to movie Blu for him to become the horrible piece of blue shit that is show Blu.
>>77487972
>>77490236
Heffer can be a bit dickish and greedy at times, but he's usually there for his buddy. Notably helping him with certain tasks such as fixing up his house against Mr.Bighead, fixing his car or doing the garage sale. A bit oafish, but still helpful.
>>77487972
I think I would like to be Heffer's friend. He's a bit of a lazy bum, but he's nice.
Plus we can go to nudist parties together.
>>77487972
>Heffer
>Not Norbert
Norbert was the king among pieces of shit
>>77487972Myself
>>77490252
Flanderization. The Movie had Bloo be all chill and open because you needed a character to soak in all of the actually interesting imaginary friends and new environment. Then after the cast got expanded and regular personalities fleshed out, they needed Bloo to fill in a role other than fish-out-of-water and just made him the jerk protagonist since Mac was already a friendly protagonist.
>>77488574
/thread
>>77490560
in the first few episodes he was fine. Impulsive, a little mischievous, but good hearted. If they had settled for that things would be good
It just boggles my mind that someone would base their show entirely on the premise that Mac comes back EVERY DAY because they're the best of friends, and then go and sabotage it by making Bloo an insufferable cunt. Like, why is Mac even showing up any more if it gets to the point where he can't stand Bloo's shit?
>>77490728
Because other episodes show Bloo NEEDS Mac
People might have forgotten about this but Mr. Herriman is secretly trying to get Bloo adopted by literally anyone
He wishes everyday for Mac to not show up at his designated time because if he is so much a minute Bloo's get out of adoption free contract burns in smoke.
>>77489647
That's actually true of this past year.
>>77488013
Not pre season 4 Patrick. I mean, he had his asshole moments (Like that episode where his parents came comes to mind) but overall, he just seemed more stupid than willingly toxic.
>>77490111
>Asami deserves better.
Asami had a cardboard cutout for a personality, anon.
>>77488574
This is correct
>>77489647
ALSO TRUE. Fuck Matt
>>77487972
>>77490936
But Bloo wouldn't need Mac if they weren't friends. He'd need a new friend and adoption would therefore logically be good for him.
Also in regards to >>77490728, didn't they have at least one episode where Mac was so fed up with Bloo's shit he threatened to not show up, and they had to go through a whole makeup thing every time so he wouldn't?
>>77489647
Best Friend Power Rankings:
>Drunk Pat
>Pat
>Woolie
>Zach
>Drunk Matt
>Liam
>Literal Garbage
>Regular Matt
>>77487972
Dog from CatDog
Rick from Rick and Morty
>>77493007
Drunk Matt is just Matt but louder and bitchier. Worse than regular Matt.
>>77487972
Dan, not Chris.
such a bitch
>>77493435
Can you really consider him as a friend?
Does he even have friends? He has pawns and seeker brothers sure but friends?
>>77488574
I always see her mentioned and I REMEMBER watching this show as a kid with my sister however I never really payed attention to the dialog.
what exactly did this bitch do that makes everyone hate her so much?
the only episode i remember is one where they wanted to do some shitty talent show and they went without ginger or sumshit idk.
>>77489198
At least twice Dale actively tried to consciously kill Hank and Bobby. He would have accidentally killed them or let them die due to incompetence/negligence many many more times than that. He is a direct threat to everyone else' life.
>>77490153
This. Utter bastard.
>>77493666
She betrays Ginger all the time. She is basically Bill from KOTH. Oh, her mother is the biggest cunt ever too.
>>77493666
I remember an episode where she got to give the morning announcements at school and the "fame" went over her head, and Ginger was upset at her attitude. In the same episode there was a school-wide check for lice, and Courtney turned out to have them, which only Ginger knew about, since her mother did the check.
Later, Dodie found the records for the check, saw Courtney turned up and decided to read them at the announcement as the the next hottest news, and Ginger stops her, while also calling her out on only caring for her fame and not the people she's basically fucking up with the announcement
>>77493666
>>77494300
No, that's Heffer.
>>77494872
>>77490198
>>77490252
First season Bloo is also pretty chill. He gets worse as the series goes on of course.
>>77491192
Even in season 4, Patrick wasn't that bad.
>>77488013
Well, SpongeBob himself to Squidward
>>77494856
This is good, but the faggot leaves out Macie being a bitch throughout the show too.
>>77487972
Two words: ERIC CARTMAN
