Walky is being problematic
Sigh
>>77426683
Who the fuck is that awkward East Indian guy? Seriously, I don't remember him appearing at all before this strip.
wow, I honestly thought they were just going to cut to something new and unrelated.
>>77426861
It's Walky.
>>77426861
Nobody blames you
All of willis are so forgettable it's not surprising if you dont remember the names of anybody
>>77426864
If there's one thing Willis knows, it's staying on an uncomfortable yet uninteresting topic for an inordinately long time.
On the other hand my SJW Willis-fan friends are making fun of Aaron Diaz today, so they're not totally hopeless.
Are Becky and Dina finally going to fuck?
>>77427054
They're going to break up without anything happening, because Becky's thirsty as fuck and Dina wouldn't know the feeling if it bit her.
So I thought about this, here is how this goes down.
>Becky's Dad is probably getting prison time for discharging a weapon on school grounds, which is a Class C felony. (A conviction for a class C felony can result in two to eight years’ imprisonment and a fine of up to $10,000.)
>Amazi-Girl is going to be wanted by the local police for currently 2 different crimes. (She assaulted her Dad, ending him up in a hospital, and the stunt she pulled on the freeway. She endangered countless lives so she could play "hero."
I doubt anything is going to happen to Amazi-Girl thought because Willis is a hack. Like, just because she dresses up in a costume, doesn't exempt her from the laws she breaks.
Also, Becky's Dad could probably give a decent defense, seeing as he was attacked on the road and feared for his daughter's life.
>meanwhile somewhere in the forest
>>77427165
Sadly no, she turned out fine.
No they didn't say how she made it out fine, put your hand down.
>>77427165
I'M BACK! *poof*
>>77426683
>In which Can't Read the Room Boy fails to read the room.
Even though Walky's smarter than his sister, he doesn't know what it is to be real. It's why his friends want him to dial his brain back a bit.
>>77427050
What'd Diaz do now to land himself in Shitlord Timeout?
>>77427385
Claimed Nintendo copied his idea when they revealed a female Link for Hyrule Warriors
>>77427197
She's a clever girl
>>77427395
So that's what this tweet is.
>>77427395
It's Aaron!
>>77427417
I think he backpedaled and said it was about something else. But even if that were true, what would he mean?
>>77427417
Haha, what a stupid fuck. I need more Diaz hate threads in my life.
>>77427531
Better be careful. They get deleted on /co/ now
>>77427395
How can you be dumb/egotistical enough to think you invented the concept of female Link?
>>77427556
Comic-related drama really ought to be allowed.
>>77426683
Hang on, this shit still has fucking Walky?
Ain't that nigga die before this hack transitioned to Shortpacked?
>>77427580
It's fun. The mods don't allow fun.
>>77427580
Dumbing of Age threads have been huge since the world's most boring school shooting started and they're like 90% dumping on Dave Willis for being an emotionally stunted shithead. If there's enough content related talk there to keep those threads going surely there would be enough talk about the comic in Diaz threads (between the glacial update schedule, the terrible panel layouts, and the general fact that Dresden Codak is about the most pretentious thing that you'll ever find outside a master's level philosophy class) to justify the amount of discussion about what a colossal douche the guy is.
Actually scratch that, no there wouldn't because now that I think about it there wouldn't be enough people who are actually willing to read Dresden Codak to get a discussion going.
>>77426683
He zipped that hoodie up amazingly fast.
>>77427417
Well no shit bud that's why you should never do it for the money/fame
> Takes Ethan from Shortpacked
> All subplots involving him only care that he's gay
> Writes this comic.
>>77428556
Maybe if we knew anything about him other than that he wants dick we would care that people are mostly talking to him about his dick-wanting.
>>77428627
Willis assumes we've read Shortpacked. It's strange how he didn't want to even try some new things with this comic besides switching everyone up with who they're fucking.
>>77428556
Can't being gay be a choice?
If the person genuinly doesn't WANT to be gay, isn't that their choice?
why do you faggots obsess like this over bullshit webcomics? they're like one step removed from tumblr blogs.
have some fucking self respect, holy shit.
>>77428882
welcome to 2015 dude
It's okay to be gay.
It's not okay to be staight.
>>77428882
>Can't being gay be a choice?
not necessarily. Its the same as being straight. you're attracted to what you're attracted to. the only "choice" is whether you act on it.
>>77426683
This shit gets dumb and dumber.
>>77428934
>self-respect
Do you really expect to find something like that here?
in fucking waifufag central?
>>77428882
Could you choose to be gay? Honest question
>>77427565
Remember, it's Aaron Diaz.
>>77428627
>Maybe if we knew anything about him other than that he wants dick
He wants Hotshot's dick
Just like his "dad"
>>77429334
Does Diaz actually live in Portland? Holy fuck he's like a living cliche.
>>77429334
I honestly can't say I blame him there
>>77427423
Nothing. He was intentionally vague because there was nothing else it could have been about.
>>77429745
I can. He updates his comic once a fucking year, his readers are right to call him out on it
>>77427417
Imagine being so full of yourself
>>77428882
You don't choose who you're attracted to or pine for. Heck, if you could control who you fall in love with or crush on with sheer sense, it'd solve a great deal of relationship drama since people could just decide to love the person available to them and everyone would be happy and in a relationship. Instead, we have shitloads of miserable people pining after someone who doesn't love them or is harmful and unable to be happy with the people who are there.
Same thing with being gay. You can want or hope to not be one but the desires and crushes and the longing doesn't go anywhere
>>77429101
Is it choosing if over the course of several years I graduated from fapping to girls, to traps, to sort of androgynous guys?
>>77429771
Also, imagine being this retarded
>>77429796
That's really retarded. Impa's never wielded a giant sword up until Hyrule Warriors, as opposed to Cloud who is pretty synonymous with "emo guy with a big sword".
>>77429796
>I've never played a game in this series but here's my opinion on it
Why is this man allowed to live.
>>77429813
Also because Cloud is only in Smash because Square and Nintendo came up with a deal that's financially beneficial for both of them, not because Sakurai woke up one day and wanted a fghter with a big sword.
>>77429796
The fucking smug attitude with which he says this stupid shit
>>77429334
Don't forget making $5.6k on Patreon!
>>77429825
Was that the reason? I thought it was some sort of second round of "who do you want in smash" like Ryu.
>>77429840
There's been one ballot and, so far, they haven't announced what characters were chosen from that. Ryu was definitely a deal Nintendo made with Capcom at the same time they got Mega Man.
>>77429840
I doubt the ballot was really that decisive.
>>77429771
That's nice and all but Diaz' self fellating ass didn't even make a female Link. At all. He did role reversals, which is a totally different thing.
>>77429894
To be fair he essentially DID do a female Link. He just called her Zelda
>>77429894
Yet his Zelda is more of a girl Link than Linkle is. That isn't a good thing.
>>77429909
>Zelda is now the sword wielding adventurer
>Link is now the noble
>not role reversal
>>77429928
If you switched the names they'd just be Rule 63 versions of each other.
>>77429942
Which is still role reversals.
>>77426861
HE'S WHITE BLACK NOT BLACK BLACK OR EAST INDIAN, HE LITERALLY PISSES PRIVELEGE JEEZUS CHEESUS!
>>77429058
One could say the strip gets dumber with age.
>>77429955
Is it? Switch the names and the only thing that would change is Link and Zelda's appearances.
>>77429980
Until you can point out how Zelda being the sword wielding adventurer and Link being the noble that you don't get to play isn't a reversal of their usual roles, I fail to see your point.
>>77429796
>admits to never playing it and not knowing shit about it
>still confident
Does he somehow make money off annoying people?
>>77427050
I feel sorry for Diaz. He just can't seem to figure out how to make people not hate him.
>>77429745
He thinks that getting paid over $60 grand a year to update his comic every two months is worse than working as a coal miner. I wish he would actually make good on his threat, if only so he gets off Twitter and learns what real work feels like.
>>77429942
My favorite thing about his shitty "designs" is actually that this isn't at all true. He *had* to make Link look like a stooge out of male guilt or whatever the fuck it is that's wrong with him. Never mind that Zelda's beautiful and competent in the games, Link has to be some foppish steampunk twerp for Zelda to DON'T NEED NO MAN.
>>77427127
>Also, Becky's Dad could probably give a decent defense, seeing as he was attacked on the road and feared for his daughter's life.
You forgot the part where he kidnapped her at gunpoint, so that defense wouldn't hold water.
>>77430242
>He thinks that getting paid over $60 grand a year to update his comic every two months is worse than working as a coal miner.
HE'S WORKING HIMSELF SICK, ANON!!!!!
>>77430274
If he does his drawing pixel-by-pixel, maybe.
>>77426683
Bottom line is, this comic keeps proving over and over that homosexuals are dead ends of humanity.
Father should now cut his losses and start a new family.
>>77427417
>>77429771
So is he actually admitting that his Zelda "redesign" is just Zelda's head on Link?
>>77429974
CARLOS
>>77430447
It's Link's head on Link. The design is literally just Purple Link from those four-player games.
I guess you could claim it's Titbot McMuscle's head on Link, but I really think that's just his inability to draw showing.
>>77430447
I've read that shindol dojin!
>>77428556
>there will never be porn of ethan and Danny suckling each others dicks because Willis hates fags
>>77429924
This is so hilariously better than Diaz's version.
>>77429771
Morbi had the best response to this. All future repostings of this should include Morbi's comment
>>77431634
Can somebody screencap that? I'd do it myself, but it turns out Diaz blocked me about a year gao when I called him out on his bullshit.
>>77431979
>>77431979
At this point, why does he even use Twitter? Is anybody not blocked?
>>77431634
>namefags
>>77429924
That's actually pretty nice.
I'd play a game like that.
>>77432107
Based Morbi.
>>77428725
>>77428627
>>77428556
Willis basically knows so much of his success hinges on his 'brand'. It's why he's been using basically the same characters for the past 15+ years, be it slice-of-life, nerd humor and commentary, or sci-fi action stuff.
>>77432121
I assume personal friends and people who haven't bothered to call him out on his bullshit aren't blocked yet.
>>77429963
Oh, so he's a Carlton.
>Has some weird hatred for anything prior to DoA
>Forces characters who clearly make no sense just because it's different to Shortpacked/It's Walky
Wasn't one of the big plotlines about the blonde chick being a psycho who and Walky is meant to be with Joyce in every reality?
>>77429771
>>77427417
Hold on does that fucker think he "owns" the idea of R63ing Link?
Oh mama mia
>>77431201
He seems to like LBGT as *concepts*, as a heated social issue he can spam to build his internet cred. Which is fine until people start realizing that his LBGT characters basically have one or two character traits tops.
But most people won't call him out it. He's got a large enough fanbase and enough connections to online fandom that are happy his characters exist at all.
>>77433513
>Midna - Karen Gillan
For some reason, this is honestly the one that confuses me most, even more than Watson as Link
>>77433513
I hate this sort of shit, he's deliberately baiting people by casting nerd-friendly actresses in roles, but not roles they would be suited for. His real goal here, other than showing people just *how little* he cares about a characters physical characteristics being of any importance, is that someone will ask why he suggests casting a young woman in a role that is traditionally (if not iconically) male. "BUT WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE?" he'll say "WHY CAN'T A WOMAN BE HEROES?" he'll argue, dancing around the fact that this is deliberate provocation so he can feel good and brave about championing his stupid fanfiction.
>>77433513
>Emma Watson as Link
What the hell?
I do approve of Seychelle Gabriel as Zelda though.
>>77433513
>Emma Watson as Link
He isn't fucking Peter Pan you idiot.
every time i read a new diaz tweet he feels more and more like a cartoon character and less like a real person
holy god how much of a pompous wanker can a guy be
>>77433513
>He works himself sick drawing six pages of comics per year
>Has time to write ten scripts for a Zelda TV show that won't ever exist
Somebody beat him to death already. This has gone on way beyond so bad it's good.
>>77427417
If I didn't have the context for this cap or know who Diaz is, I would think that was someone making a very sensible point that fan art is in fact of characters and properties the artist didn't create and doesn't own, so they shouldn't expect to profit from it.
I'm presuming Diaz supports Ken Penders then? Someone should ask him. Let's see if we can tie those two to each other and get Diaz defending Penders.
>>77433513
>Ron Perlman as Ganon
As much as I hate to agree with Diaz about anything, I imagine that'd work pretty well.
>>77434170
going with that new fan theory that the "Hero of Hyrule" doesn't really have a gender.
>>77434755
going from just that post it doesn't seem like a bad theory because it's weird that every incarnation of the hero looks, acts and even sounds the same but i can't help but feel there's more to it than that
>>77432612
Not really, sinceI haven't seen him ask anyone to make him a sandwich
>>77432612
but Carlton was the best character on the fresh prince
>>77431571
Come on, you don't want to be an aspiring battlemage fighting clockwork steampunks?
