Who will win the great homolust war?
>>77396177
>>77396177
/co/
>>77396200
Hopefully never
Gays and females need love too.
>>77396177
>>77396200
>>77396223
G-guys... I think I might be Batmansexual. What do?
>>77396304
Masturbate to Batman? This isn't hard.
>>77396304
Embrace it.
>>77396177
Dammit, why the fuck did the homolust wars have to start now of all times? I got nothing to work with, I wish I never quit GL
>>77396304
Joker pls go.
>>77396223
>tattoos
trashy
>>77396357
that art is so bad. how is dick's chest larger than batman's and batman's head so small?
>>77396458
she's just a rich white girl liberal
>>77396177
>Your move
Dick is over 20 games ahead, this isn't a challenge.
When it comes to just raw beefcake, it's anyone's game. Both are fine cuts of meat. How you cook them is a completely different matter, and in that regard, Dick is an exquisite medium-rare, while Bruce is just well-done.
>>77396430
Maybe geoff , you should write the captain marvel and cyborg ongoing.
Or release the new volume of batman earth one
>>77396177
Depends on your preference
Bruce is ubermasculinity
Dick is dreamy boyishness
In the end Dick will always have more fanservice since it's a large part of his character, to the point of memedom.
My dick
>>77398349
He's not just your Dick, anon. He's everyone's Dick.
>>77396304
I'm pretty sure that's normal
>>77396430
Just make the Magic Mike cover canon (and it's own event)
Whoever wins, we also win
So are people mad at Snyder for sexualizing Bruce or is that internet rage machine only reserved for Dick?
>>77396526
The fucj are you talking about? It looks fine
>>77398840
would read/10
>>77396223
>you will never get naked in the shower with Bruce
>>77400052
Damn you. Damn you to hell.
I knew it could never be. Of course I did. But, deep down, I still had a spark of hope, as futile as it might be. You had to go and stomp on it though. You had to crush that tiny, fragile little ember and snuff it out, leaving me with nothing but the cold void of the truth to replace it.
There's nothing left for me, now. Nothing at all. Better to end it than to face one more Batshower-less day.
>>77399807
Supes should be beefier
>>77396615
This. It's gonna take a lot more than some shirtless Daddy Bruce to be in the same league
>>77399156
Only Dick.
Because Dick is a pure husbando and not for sexual.
>>77400364
It's okay, anon. There's always porn.;_;
>>77400883
Oh yeah.
Spark rekindled.
Thanks, Anon.
Who ever wins, we lose.
>>77396177
>mfw the homolust war escalates to the point where they just flat-out start showing hardcore gay sex in the comics
>>77401766
>showing hardcore gay sex in the comics
We're getting there.
Just like nuclear war, no one wins.
>>77396223
>you will never bang a hot redhead with tattoos
Why even live?
>>77402676
>you will never bang a hot bearded amnesiac billionaire
Why even live?
>>77396223
>tramp stamp
tats are fine but that's a warning sign
Also his arms are the size of her torso, he must still be lifting.
>>77396223
What if these two have a baby?
>>77403031
Robin at age 7, then ded.
>>77403031
Damian will have a kid to train.
I wonder how Damian feels about Bruce being with other women? Poor kid.
>>77403175
...Does Bruce know he has a son?
>>77403175
Doesn't he mostly hate Talia now? Probably wouldn't matter to him
>>77396223
>those tattoos
Yucky
>>77396223
I wish they'd so Bruce's cock, I got no beef with tattoos, but man are those generic as hell, I'd say she's missing the paw print, but she's not a black girl.
>>77396177
>>77396200
>>77396223
unf
I'd say Grayson is still in the lead but it's a close one.
>>77402833
>tats are fine but that's a warning sign
Disgusting isn't it? But do you like it?
https://youtu.be/pm2P_zww4XQ?t=1m18s
>>77401766
>Batman/Superman relaunch with art by Jiro
I hope this keeps escalating and ends up spreading across all of DC books. That would be the best way for DC to get me into the rest of their books.
>>77404372
Yeah, Capullo would be great for that series
>>77404581
Aquaman has potential with Reis going back. And he did give Cyborg a lewd cover recently.
>>77396430
Start shit with Tom King and make Kyle and Hal for sexual. Whoever loses, we win.
>>77396585
What a card
>>77404607
He'd be great for a Batman/Nightwing book too
>>77405901
>And he did give Cyborg a lewd cover recently.
Which one would that be?
>>77396695
That's a fine way of putting it anon.
>>77404083
>but it's a close one.
Nah, preferences aside, Grayson has gone far above and beyond the standard beefcake Snyder's given us. They had this shit down from issue 1.
>>77396177
>>77396200
>>77396223
Bruce is finally sexy now.
>>77404372
>Aquaman is now drawn and written by Gengoroh Tagame
>>77409979
I wish
>>77406564
>>77408782
>finally
>>77406315
>Kyle and Hal
>Not Sinestro and Hal
You're disgusting.
