Autismasarus lives
All smiles
>>77381013
Why does she question Sarah? Isn't that her roomie?
>>77381013
I'm not surprised. I'm not even disappointed or angry anymore.
I think I've reached the acceptance stage.
dina/becky porn when
>Dina literally shows up in the last panel to say she didn't die
wow...I just....wow
>>77381013
So much for all the dead in the trunk/dead in the woods/dead in the _____ theories.
Does make me wonder where she was while Ross was shooting off his gun and whatnot.
>>77381013
I hope Willis gives props to those who've been feeding his hype engine to get his Patreon heading towards 6K a month.
>>77381171
I hope stress from having kids drives him completely over the edge
Well.
>The worst thing that happened in this whole shitshow was Joyce breaking her hand
Fucking bullshit
>>77381373
Or he'll have them worrying about sociological paradigms when they're in kindergarden.
...or maybe things will be relatively okay, but he'll re-rebrand himself as a Nerd Dad like the Penny Arcade guys.
>>77381013
If I ate taco bell for a week and shat into my scanner, it would produce a better comic strip than this series.
>>77381164
I'm hoping he'll shed some light about itin his next porn comic
>>77381520
if only it could stop being posted here.
>>77381423
Well what?
Becky's hair is really fucking weird looking.
>>77381435
not true. Apparently they arrested Toedad just for exercising his 2nd amendment rights and expressing parental concern. And this is after the hand of the creator forced its way into his head and caused him to behave like an inhuman caricature.
That poor man had a wife and family before this.
>>77381807
Hide the threads then.
I don't get folks like you. There are comics I hate that get threads here all the time. I just ignore them. I don't go in them and expect people to stop because I tell them to.
If you don't like people discussing a bad comic, that's fine. But you have the next best solution to them not happening at all. We shouldn't be expected to change for you
>>77381135
It's like she came back from her home planet. She reverse Poochied.
>>77382544
Not quite as bad as Sal's horrifically overdone southern accent. I live in the south and no one I know talks like her
Well this is all very disappointing.
>>77382559
I think he means physically.
Toedad was thrown from a rolling car, of which he was already hanging halfway out. Becky was also inside said rolling car and somebody without even the sensation of dizziness. Amazi-Girl may or may not have a concussion from defying the laws of physics, Sal is still a black womyn, and somehow Joyce got a broken wrist from punching a man.
Nobody got hurt except for Joyce, and her injury was to add an additional punchline to a punchline.
Where the fuck is the tension if everybody's going to live?
The goddamn climax of "Last Action Hero" has more tension than this comic.
>>77381135
Autism ninja is stealthy.
>>77382593
I keep reading her dialogue in G1 Ironhide's voice.
>>77382544
He needs to color over that eye and trim a bit off the side so it's not as bloated.
I have no clue why he'd choose not to color over the eye. It makes everything look 10 times worse.
>>77381470
The first one.
He can barely contain his stress as is there's no way he'll be able to as a dad.
>>77382821
Maybe he's trying to do that anime thing where you can still see the eyes through the hair?
>>77381164
So Helmet Head lives and is even uninjured? Pfftt. She is like Rabbit Head in Bob's Burgers, unable to live without her helmet due to scary sounds.
>>77381068
>Why does she question Sarah? Isn't that her roomie?
Yeah, the roomie that hates pretty much everyone and started a relationship on the common ground of laughing at how ignorant and repressed Joyce is.
Shouldn't Dina's Dino hat have feathers on it?
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>>77382771
He probably got all his ideas of a southern accent from watching X-men TAS
>now we start retroactively acting like this was some college tragedy
cripes this comic hurts
>>77383635
that would be cultural appropriation of the native americans
>>77382559
Sure, that and recklessly discharing his weapon in a public space and kidnapping.
>>77381435
>The worst thing that happened in this whole shitshow was Joyce begginning to lose her faith
FTFY
Walky sounds like the kind of guy who has dingy grey socks and underwear because he's so excruciatingly politically correct that he can't separate the whites from the colors
>>77384831
Pffffft
>>77382559
Dude, the joke's run its' course. The story's over. No need to keep it up any longer
Have some Funky Winkerbean.
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okay this is cute. I can only assume it ends horribly.
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>>77385483
Uh.... that depends on how you view the eventual outcome of present day.
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i know the timeline is all fuckey wickerboned up but my god thats fast
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>>77381470
You know, this series does need to calm the fuck down, maybe having kids will be for the better for the comic. And maybe he'll stop making porn.
But I could be completely wrong.
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TO BE CONTINUED
Do you think Becky and Dina will last as a couple?
I don't, I'm wondering what will ruin it.
>>77385555
goddamn why do I always fall down this rabbit hole when it gets posted? I have things to do today anon.
>>77385638
same here I have to be at work in a little bit and I lost way to much time reading
>>77381111
Soon is my guess.
What other relationships does he have going that he'll want to do porn of?
The Black people who are together because they are Black and nothing characters?
Deaf Lesbian and Annoying Bitch?
No, I think Dina and Becky is the next porn he does.
>>77385599
Joyce's emerging homolust undoubtedly.
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/132942082647/dude-first-of-all-you-have-both-the-cev-and-niv
Weird, Willis is arguing with some religious guy about biblical canon.
>>77387408
Theology major here.
Willus ain't wrong.
>>77382617
>Nobody got hurt except for Joyce
Actually one or two strips ago they confirmed Becky's father is two floors above them. Yes, he's surrounded by cops right now, but he's still in the hospital.
>>77388764
His being hurt is part of Joyce's punchline (no pun intended), and Willis treats him as a villain character anyways so his injuries aren't important at all.
Even if Joyce accidentally broke Toedad's neck punching him, it wouldn't be treated with as much gravitas.
>>77387408
He's actually entirely correct there.
There's a reason his most human characters are fundies. Dude clearly had the Bible nailed to his forehead as a kid.
>>77385523
maybe well see walky in the FBI predator list in 5 years.
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>>77381013
Ahhhh... toedad was great.
Welp! Back to not caring anymore.
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>>77387408
>Did you know the Gospel of Mark didn't have the resurrection narrative in it originally?
What a load of utter horseshit. Every account we have in Acts and the Epistles of evangelization heavily stresses the resurrection. It was the keystone of Peter's testimony to the Jews after Pentecost for cripes' sake. Why would it be excluded from Mark when it was the main point of every other account used to justify Christianity and spread the word around by the Apostles and Paul?
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Oops, forgot this one.
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>>77393185
>Afghanistan
Every time.
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>>77393313
is he going to die? Dying in afganistan seems like the inevitable end for this character in funkyverse
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>>77393458
This one makes it look like those ladies are about to get gay married and both have best men.
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>>77382560
>I don't get folks like you.
And I don't get folks like you who vehemently defend comics like dumbing of age, and people like willis. There are plenty of threads I don't like and hide without a second thought. But I have my limits. When the next questionable content general gets made, I will complain about that one too, because I have a right to complain. Because it's legitimately bad. Just like this.
>>77393563
The art style in this comic is absolutely disgusting
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>>77393599
Which one
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>>77393675
OP's one
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>>77393955
>There will never be a slipshine of Joyce, even if it's just a daydream
Booo Willis booo
>>77393568
On a scale of 1 to Chris Chan,
how autistic and butt hurt are you?
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>>77394096
Commission it from someone if you want it so much
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>>77395871
What's the story behind Funky? What does this have to do with DoA?
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>>77395901
see >>77395769
It was a comic that Willis and others were critical about for some legit reasons and some that were done on a quick read (the incest punchline in Shortpacked doesn't make sense now if you actually go and read enough Funky).
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Forgot this one
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>>77395972
>using an IED as a punchline with a 'it was all a videogame!' reveal
I can't even
>>77395901
Funky was a comic from the 70's that was a high school humor strip with more cartoonish stuff. But then it gradually added slightly serious stuff (teen pregnancy and stuff like that). Then in the 90's the characters were all aged up and the strip moved more toward drama (though still being a humor strip) and dealt with themes like alcoholism, cancer, abuse, PTSD, and so on. Then in the mid-00's the characters aged up by a decade and still had its drama.
There's some parallels that Shortpacked/DoA have though Willis says he's conciously trying to not do depressing drama too much as Funky seems to do.
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So 10 years pass, and we get to this.
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There seems to be a weird parallel that cheap drama is okay if he's one doing it, much like how cheesecake and sexual themes are gratuitous and insulting, unless he's the one doing them and spinning it as 'sex-positive'.
>>77396356
Are you under the implication that Dave Willis is a hypocrite and also a butthole? Why that's outlandish.
>>77396356
>much like how cheesecake and sexual themes are gratuitous and insulting, unless he's the one doing them
Man, he never actually said that.
Is Funky Winkerbean the CARNIVALE of WIllis threads?
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>>77396712
>all this Funky Winkermeme posting
STOP
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>>77396409
Not directly, he's got at least three lady mouthpieces he uses to explain what Real Ladies Like Themselves actually want.
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>>77396754
Better than a giant wall of DoA strips, at least.
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>>77396824
>all this talk of creampies
I'm getting flashbacks to the old Funky threads now.
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>>77396788
No it isn't. If you don't want to talk about something, just don't engage in the thread.
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>>77396921
this funky winkerbean shit is so depressing...
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TO BE CONTINUED
>>77392958
>What a load of utter horseshit.
No, it's not. It's 100% true. It ends "But they ran away, and they said nothing, because they were afraid."
>Why would it be excluded from Mark
Any number of reasons. For instance, if you don't actually believe he rose from the dead, there's an obvious reason why the oldest gospel might not contain that. Or, maybe Mark was just suppsed to be about the earthly ministry. Or again, maybe Mark originally had a companion volume like Luke-Acts which covered Jesus' second life? We don't know; what we do know is the longer ending of Mark was tacked on much later.
When did DoA become Funky Winkerbean threads?and why are they such emotional rollercoasters?
>>77387408
do you think he's gonna read Aaron's Goddamned
>>77396967
>Becky wants Funky to be totally helpless if someone breaks into the house in the middle of night and tries to kill him
>>77381135
She can literally teleport instantaneously whenever she's hidden behind an opened door.
Current meta is that she travels along the paradoxes.
>>77385126
>she's gonna go off to new york to play in great orchestras
>but she's always gonna have to return to the funkyverse, because this guy wants to be a fucking anchor around her neck dragging her back to her spawning ground like she's so inhuman she's a fucking salmon
>>77397089
You mean Wally. She Wally's gun to Funky.
At the very least, it's not "For Better Or For Worse" that we talk about here.
>>77391585
That would be awesome
I don't know if him being a successful sexual predator in particular would be possible. That is if his porn mirrors how he thinks sex is supposed to work.
He's so inept he would probably get punched a few yards like Ross
>>77392605
Whoa. Something that isn't soul-crushing grim
>>77396645
Didn't we already have this plot 10 years back?
>>77393176
Suck it up, ya big baby.
>>77385523
you know, I never considered the kids and how they'd factor in. Hell, even Phil Foglio quit the porn for his kids and that guy doesn't have a tenth of the sexual hangus (also he's been able to draw naked black people, can willis even do that?).
I'm thinking he's rationalized it so much already though that he thinks he can do it. There will be far better reasons he's to be considered a shit father, I'm sure.
Oh boy! More college!
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/133004899147/no-poc-characters-not-like-there-are-4-black
So much smug.
>>77393568
>>He thinks I'm DEFENDING Willis' shit.
Don't confuse criticizing one side of an argument with support for the other side
>>I have a right to complain. Because it's legitimately bad. Just like this.
But that's the thing, General threads for QC and DOA exist solely for the purpose of us to talk about how bad they are. By your statement, you shouldn't have a problem with people talking shit about comics that you yourself just now said is legitmimately bad. Yet you come into each and every one and piss and moan about us.
Let's just drop the bullshit and call this spade a spade. You're just being an asshole for it's own sake. That's what this is all about. What you want to do is just shitpost. We know it. You know it. So let's just come out and admit it already. This was never about your RIGHT to complain. It's about your DESIRE to act like an asshole
Because there's absolutely no logical reason whatsoever for you to have a problem with us bashing what you yourself have stated what you consider to be "legitimately bad" web comics.
Does anyone have that response comic to the false equivalence comic? The one where the girls go for the big strong buff guy.
>>77396816
>>My dad's got an arm like a noodle
It was certainly strong enough to grab another guy's wife
>>77396981
So is the author of this some sort of sadist? Or was he raped as a child? What caused him to make his comic a nihilist singulaity that no ray of light or joy can ever escape?
>>77397161
Well, look at the bright side. She got even with him by abandoning him.
