Are you ready for Blazing Samurai?
How can anyone be ready for this?
>>77358379
Wait what? What is this?
>Blazing Saddles
I demand an explanation.
>prepare to crack up
If the humor is in this sort of level Not really
I dunno, looks like bad news to me
oh god not again!
Who thought making Super Duper Sumos as a movie would be a great idea?
>>77358434
Probably a producer or distributor.
>>77358379
HAAHAHAHAH
AAHAHAH
>>77358379
Why is E Honda a cat and why is he getting a movie?
Fucking furry animators trying to spread their disease and fetishes to the next generation
>>77358387
>>77358416
>>77358434
A shitty CG furry weaboo remake of Blazing Saddles
>>77358379
DUDE BUTTS LMAO
>>77358434
>demand an explanation.
Mel brooks is in it, as a voice.
>Look at the cast on imdb
HOLY SHIT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blazing_Samurai
>production company is Brooksfilms
>Mel Brooks has a major role
>>77358543
It looks like our shares creative too based on that top line
![[mwees monochromatically].png](https://i.imgur.com/zJpnXyQ.jpg "[mwees monochromatically].png")
>>77358553
>Mel Brookes is going to die right after and this will be his last role
IT'S THE FATE OF ALL THE GREATS
I'm not sure if I want this.
>The story revolves around a scrappy young dog who fights to save a town from becoming the litter box of a nefarious feline warlord.
Really?
>Ricky Gervais
>Michael Cera
>Samuel L. Jackson
>Mel Brooks
>George Takei
>Gabriel Iglesias
Is the producer a fucking loan shark or something? How can so many celebrities be on board with this?
>>77358379
Kill me now.
>>77358598
No! Don't you dare suggest he will suffer the same fate as Dennis Hopper!
Knock on wood! Knock on wood!
>>77358605
Samuel L. Jackson is notorious for taking any role offered to him. this man has worked on so much shit its a wonder he's still gets good roles
They're making another Garfield movie?
>>77358635
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen, and they're going to DEDICATE the film to his memory.
>>77358379
>>77358553
How many times have they made this movie? How many more times until they are satisfied?
>replace panda with cat
>replace kung fu with sumo
>spend millions of dollars on this concept and make it back and boatloads more because you've got a mountain of popular celebrities in it
Hollywood.
Get ready for a Blazing Saddles remake but with cats and dogs instead of racist white town and a single nigger, and also get ready for tired hackneyed Japanese jokes like an entire scene about cats loving sushi because cats love fish, horrible Jap accents, AN ALL STAR CAST horribly wasted on shit and bland characters, (Ricky Gervais, Michael Cera, Samuel L Jackson, Mel Brooks, George Takei, Gabriel Iglesias), horrible animation and detail.
Like for real, look at the texture on this shitty ass cat model. Look at the way it comes off the butt between the legs. That's fucking disgraceful. It looks like a ps2 model. LE FANNY HELLO KITTY!
Constant allusions to Blazing Saddles which this will ride on the coattails of but NEVER do anything worth remembering itself.
SHIT humor
SHIT animation
SHIT acting
SHIT concept
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>“There is no business like Shogun business,” quipped Brooks.
The only thing I'm ready for is for Mel Brooks to fucking die, because it can't come soon enough. Allow me to 'sho' you the 'gun' you should blow your brains out with, Mel.
>>77358663
YOU'RE AN EVIL MAN!
>>77358598
>THE GREATS
>Mel Brooks
>Great
Blazing Saddles was funny. Young Frankenstein was good. Spaceballs was okay.
But do you know how much unfunny shit Mel Brooks churned out?
>>77358716
Don't forget The Producers, Silent Movie and The History of the World Part I.
>>77358716
>Not mentioning The Producers or Robin Hood: Men in Tights
>>77358739
>>77358740
He also produced The Fly.
Yup.
>>77358740
I'll give you Robin Hood, I forgot about that one. Wasn't a fan of the Producers.
>>77358739
No, Anon. I did not.
>>77358756
>he didn't like History of the World Part 1
>>77358379
isn't that a sumo wrestler, not a samurai?
>>77358793
That's probably the villain.
Maybe it won't be so bad.
>Co-directed by Alvin and the Chipmunks and Garfield animation supervisor Chris Bailey
Okay, never mind.
>>77358379
>Fievel Goes West, the hack remake
>>77358379
Was the cameo/advertisement really worth it people who own hello kitty
COULD WE HAVE ANOTHER FOOD FIGHT ON OUR HANDS?
>>77358824
No, not unless this was animated in Garry's Mod.
>>77358840
Take a good look at the OP's image, my friend.
>>77358379
>From the Producers Who Saw Shrek
Even the title is lazy as fuck. "Blazing Saddles" made more sense because it was a parody of Western tropes. What's "Blazing Samurai"? It's not really a wordplay on anything and seems like a poor attempt to connect it in some frivolous way to "Blazing Saddles". Couldn't they come up with anything else? "Tokyo Drip"? "Cat Nip"? "Pussydo: Weight of the Samurai"? "Nine Lives Samurai"? "Fatoichi"? Anything at all?
Also, I actually thought Mel Brooks died already, so this was a surprise. Not a pleasant one, but a surprise nonetheless.
>>77358379
>Samuel L. Jackson, Ricky Gervais, Gabriel Iglesias, George Takei
Well...
>>77358598
Sir Billi 2.0 right here
>>77358824
That would be amazing. So when would it ACTUALLY come out?
>>77358899
It's already been pushed from April 2017 to August 2017.
>>77358899
2017
>>77358442
THEY GOT BUTTS
BIG OL' BUTTS
>>77358913
>>77358916
Right, but If it is TRULY the next food fight, something will go wrong, and we'll have to wait many more years.
I hope this is as horrible as possible, so we can all laugh at it collectively.
>>77358966
We can laugh at bad dramatic stuff, but bad comedy is just worthless.
>>77359008
Wasn't Food Fight! a bad comedy?
If Super Duper Sumos proved something is that nobody wants to see a cartoon about sumo wrestlers.
>>77359052
Food Fight is a bizarre kind of horrible and has an interesting history.
>>77358379
>they paid for use of the Hello Kitty image just for this
>>77358379
>Samurai = Sumo
Are Americans really retarded?
>>77359052
The funny thing about Foodfight was its extremely troublesome production process, not necessarily the film itself.
>>77359072
Maybe the fat cat is NOT the main character, just the annoying comic relief.
>>77359072
Not that stupid.
Some don't understand the difference between Ninja and Samurai, but everyone knows Sumo.
So, why Hello Kitty?
Who's ready for a new generation of autistic fat/inflation furfags?
>>77358530
>he thinks butts aren't the apex of comedy
>>77358824
no that's this fucking abortion
i feel sorry for mel brooks, he just got really old and lost any sense of taste.. and since, in the first place, what made him great was how he rejected the 'classy' 'tastefulness' of the pretentious guys and just had silly fun.. well nowadays that is not what we need. did you see the spaceballs animated series? it was fucking dire.
>>77359189
That polar bear is horrifying,
>>77358716
a lot of people hated Life Stinks. I thought it was great, nearly at the level of Trading Places.
>>77359189
>Gabriel Iglesias was in that one too
>>77359189
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
The fuck
>>77359189
>Heather Graham
I'd say how the might have fallen, but... she was never that high in the first place.
>Rob Schneider
Derp da derp.
>>77359189
>mfw It's only a couple weeks away from KFP3
I can't wait to see this shitfest burn
>>77359189
I didn't even see this being talked about on /co/. That's how much of a dud it was.
>>77359245
It didn't air yet.
>>77358934
i thought it was 'they got guts, big ol' butts'
why am i analyzing this
>>77359210
derpy de der
>>77359263
Ah. Thought the 2014 at the bottom of the page was a release date.
>>77358379
Butt humour is ok as long as is NEVER female
>>77359245
it hasn't aired yet.
but the trailer is so fucking awful it immediately reminded me of food fight.
and when they use fart jokes on a preview you know they bring quality
>>77359328
they can't be attractive females
thanks feminism
>>77359328
Butt humor involving females doesn't make me laugh, it just gives me a boner.
>>77358379
I know this is real, but by god this looks like a joke
>>77359190
>Spaceballs The Animated Series
All I remember is that I haven't seen flash animation that bad outside of How It Should Have Ended or Johnny Test.
But I don't blame them for making it, it was the logical conclusion.
>>77358656
He got the hunger rbh bruh
did you know that there's a big sumo tournament going on right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxtWLzQztV4
I've always thought this was a cool sport, these guys are over 400 pounds but they just throw eachother around like its nothing.
>>77358521
>has a cat in it
>instantly furry
>>77359189
What is it with Rob Schneider being in almost every low-budget animated film?
>>77359189
ROB SHHHHHNEIDER
>>77359607
Rob Schneider is a no-budget actor.
>>77359607
He's like a contractor looking for the lowest bidder before he agrees to work.
>>77359189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A_F5oYJGI
>>77358379
>Jimbo, a cat who once was a great warrior.
>great warrior that got fatFetish fuel right there.
>>77359189
>>77360088
Holy shit, that looks amazingly terrible. They even had characters commenting on and explaining visual gags.
>>77358756
>Wasn't a fan of the Producers.
In that case we may as well not listen to anything you have to say.
>>77359564
The poster is literally a big furry ass crack.
>>77360088
>Trailer with narration
Instant indicator that a movie is headed straight to video.
>>77360088
>He wants you to stomp on him
Furries AND footfags?
>>77360088
>That lip sync
>>77360088
[Father Anderson]
Jesus Christ.
>>77358379
Heh Heh what a funny picture OP! Heh Heh hilarious Heh! Heh you happen to have any more of the hilarious pictures would you Heh Heh!
>>77360964
Anon its one thing to be into chubfur but at least have some taste in regards to the quality of the image.
>>77360997
Im sorry. I havent jerk it all day and that picturetriggered me.
>>77360997
As a fan offat_fur things, I think >>77358379 is pretty cute.
>>77361030
I am too but you need your eyes examined man. I'm not talking about what the picture is of but the actual quality of how the picture is made. I could probably fap to the same image if it was actually made well.
>Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Hold on /co/ what if this is good
>>77358379
I didn't know Fat Bastard had a fursona.
>>77361058
Well yeah it could be drawn better. But would you mind going over what you think would be better about it? Not to argue that you're wrong, but to see a different opinion of it.
>>77361120
Not really it's pretty late so I'm about to masturbate and go to bed but I'm sure you guys can figure out why it looks awful. Would totally fap to a better made one though if one were provided.
>>77361169
Well I wouldn't be surprised if some people are already drawing that cat. You'll probably see something of him in a day or two. Anyways, see ya later.
>>77360088
>Cara-boo-yeah
I think part of my soul just shriveled up.
>>77358379
>Those hideous fur textures
>>77361440
Yeah, once you get over the booty it does become obvious how bad the fur looks.
>>77360088
God in Heaven, how could this happen?
>>77360088
>wait for it gag
>twice
Holy fuck what happened?
>from the producers who brought you an R rated comedy, an animated adaptation of Hamlet with lions and a slapstick cartoon
>"fat jokes: the movie"
>>77360088
The rat sidekicks remind me of the hairless hamsters from the beginning of Food Fight which is a good/horrible sign.
>>77358379
So Super Duper Sumos with furries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPLXiHb4XM
>>77358934
>>77359274
I'm pretty sure it was
THEY GOT BUTTS
AND GUTS
>>77359060
The problem is when you focus on their butts.
So this film is doomed.
Reminder that it's still totally okay to be racist if it's toward non-brown asians. Every time I hear my black friends whine about voodoo characters in things, I remind them that shit like this is pumped out regularly and I'm not supposed to be offended.
>>77363412
Fuck off gook.
>>77358716
>Producers
>Silent Movie
>Men in Tights
>bad
I'm also gonna argue that Dead and Loving it was underrated as fuck and the critics didn't like it simply because it was "more of the same". Like Mel Brooks was intending to make something other than a comedy spoof.
You know what? Your whole post was fucking bait. Who the fuck says that Spaceballs is just "okay"? Eat a dick anon.
>>77363456
Spaceballs is nothing amazing.
>>77363470
Fuck you.
>>77358691
read it in tarantino's voice
>>77358691
UNO FARTO AT 3:17
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>>77363456
Spaceballs isn't that good because Star Wars isn't that good.
>>77358656
He's probably pretty fun to hang out with. Even though he has been in tons of shitty movies, he's usually not that bad in them; not saying that his acting is great or anything like that, just that he has a certain level of quality that he's able to maintain throughout his roles.It's nearly 4am, and I can confidently say that I have lost control. No one should be speculating on the on-set attitude of Samuel L Jackson at this time of the day.
>>77363499
But wouldn't star wars not being that good make the existence of spaceballs more justified?
>>77363507
No, because it's not really taking the piss so much as it is trying to tell us Star Wars is SO SILLY OMG, which, yea, we already knew.
>>77363524
It was clearly making fun of the merchandising and hype you pleb. Have you even watched the movie or have you compiled an interpretation from reaction images, gifs, and the wiki article?
>>77363546
Yes, and the only fun bits were all involving Rick Moranis.
Everything else felt way more forced and unfunny, and not to mention it came out way later after the Star Wars hype was dying down.
>>77363558
>not liking Barf, Lone Starr, Skroob, or Yogurt
Christ you're a sad, numb, son of a bitch.
Have you ever considered adopting a tripcode? You'd definitely be among friends.
>>77363575
They weren't funny.
This is coming from a person who actively tried to enjoy the shitfest that is the prequels and could only enjoy TPM.
Spaceballs, while it was a good attempt, falls short of the stick.
>>77363588
>liked TPM
>didn't like Spaceballs
I guess I'll give you a 3/10, but it's the best I could do.
>>77363575
>immediately getting this assmad that someone doesn't like spaceballs
>tells someone else to adopt a trip
kek
>>77363596
Except TPM was still shit. Spaceballs was just even worse.
>b-but muh asshole jokes!
Stop deluding yourself already kid. It's not good.
That's a fuckin SUMO, not a samurai.
>>77358598
He's also in that shitty looking soccer cartoon this year
I gotta have a good meal.
>>77363691
I gotta have a good lasaga.
>>77363678
Foosball? It was quite good, considering you watched it in Portugese with English subtitles.
True it's no Ernest & Celestine or The Wind Rises but it's OK. 7/10.
>>77358495
>Why is E Honda a cat
He's not. If the producers had the Street Fighter license, they would have made more of a point of it
>>77363575
>Barf
Take him or leave him, he's alright
>Lone Starr
Fairly insufferable
>Skroob
Literally who
>Yogurt
Fucking despised even when I was a child, upon my rewatch as an adult, I don't know how that scene got past the script stage
That's an incredibly unflattering crack.
>>77358543
Mel needs to get on the ball and make that History of the World Part II before he dies
>>77360088
How did Lionsgate attach their name to something like this?
How did this even get made?
>>77361113
He doesn't
>>77360088
FUCKING
NORMIES
>>77358379
Man, Heathcliff really did let himself go
>>77358500
>says the namefag
>>77358605
>Ricky Gervais
If I hear his unfunny fat hyena cackle one more time,...
>>77358605
>Ricky Gervais
>Michael Cera
>George Takei
>Gabriel Iglesias
Dear fucking lord this will be a trainwreck.
Sam I am not surprised, but Mel? God damn it, thats just disappointing.
>>77358379
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>>77358934
>The Adventures of DiC
>Big Bottom Bros
Come on man.
You gotta know how that sounds.
>>77363499
>>77363558
>>77363588
Everything about your taste makes me sick.
>DUDE AN OBESE MAIN CHARACTER LMAO
>>77360088
Oh my god
I'm having Foodfight flashbacks
>>77358605
>How can so many celebrities be on board with this?
easy $$$ for little effort (voice acting is so simple, you just sit there and read the lines lol)
>>77363993
Iglesias should stick to stand up. Or they could actually use him well.
>>77358656
>tfw you'll never hang out with Sam Jackson
>>77360765
>has a furry asscrack
>instantly furry
